At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the land left by "Straw Shoes Liu" was "washed white" by his son. The Sima family ate this "fat quack" in Chengdu and became the total "steering wheel handle" of the whole world. Just don't fall off, don't step on the ditch, and you won't know the "smell" until it is dark. People feed pigs, kill beautiful women and drink, cook with candles and rinse pots with wheat sugar. ...................................................................................................................................................
At this time, six counties in northwest China suffered from famine for years, and more than 100,000 victims, including Han, Di and Qiang, crossed the Qinling Mountains and flooded into Sichuan to make a living. No matter how the Western Jin court shouted, these refugees came and didn't want to leave. After years of shouting, the refugees are still dead and can't leave.
The Royal Board of Directors of the Western Jin Dynasty was furious, and so was Luo Shang, the secretariat of Yizhou. If he can't get rid of it, he will kill people. "Fairy board, don't kill a few sets. You don't know that the pot is made of iron." This official fart is too dark. He killed many people with one hand and shaved all the refugees directly. "Come, come, which afraid which? Those who are barefoot may not wear shoes, and they will fall asleep when they are killed! "
In 30 1 year, Te Li, a famous family in Lueyang, called himself "Yizhou Pastoral" and led a group of excited refugees to rise up in Mianzhu and sweep all the way. Soon, Te Li, the eldest brother, was killed and Li Liu, the younger brother, took over. Soon after, Li Liu died of illness again. Te Li's son, Li Xiongzi, followed in his father's footsteps and led a team from Guanghan to Chengdu to become the emperor. The founding of the country is called "success" and history is called "Dacheng Dynasty".
In 335, Li Xiong was invited by the terrible prince to "have a cup of tea", and the clan seized the throne like a vicious dog pouncing on food. Finally, my cousin Li Shou won and changed the country name to "Korea". After six years, the emperor was addicted to it. Prince Shi Li picked up a "rotten chair", and before his ass was hot, it was extinguished by the general of the Eastern Jin Dynasty and the general of the Western Expedition.
As soon as the front foot of Constant Temperature moved back to the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Fan Ben, the son of Fan Changsheng, the prime minister of Cheng Han, assembled the remnants of the old army to kill a carbine, invaded Chengdu and proclaimed himself emperor, and was named "Dragon and Phoenix". In less than a year, he was "ousted" by the Eastern Jin Dynasty and his head was cut off.
In 403, Jpua at constant temperature abolished the emperor and built Chu. Mao Kun, the secretariat of Yizhou, led his troops out of Sichuan to suppress rebellion and was killed by Qiao Zong, the Ministry. After Qiao Zong killed Mao Kun, he was only a local tyrant for eight years. Zhu Lingshi, the marshal of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, was killed in Chengdu and was scared to hide everywhere. When he was scared beyond endurance, Joe always pulled down his belt and hanged himself.
In a blink of an eye, in the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Xiaoji became a local tyrant again. As soon as Gou arrived in the Dragon Chair, a bowl of tea was "washed white" by Xiao Jiang.
At the end of the Tang Dynasty, Wang Jian, a native of Henan Province, did all kinds of bad things, such as breaking accounts, eating black money, cheating, stealing donkeys and cattle, selling illicit salt, etc ... His reputation was so bad that he said that his hometown could not stay any longer and went to the army to fuck. It happened that Huang Chao rebelled and Wang Ligong rescued him, and he was promoted to an imperial minister by the imperial court.
Wang Jian spent a long time with Tang Xizong, and he became more and more comfortable as an emperor. He wants to have a bag, eat and drink the sea every day, and touch his wife with gold and silver jewelry ... "If Lao Wang becomes emperor one day, he will be comfortable and miserable."
Soon after, the rebels killed Chang 'an again, and Tang Xizong fled for his life. Along the way, Wang Jianba took great pains to protect "Big Brother" and mixed a history of Tongjiang in Sichuan. Soon after, the mountains and rivers in Datang were in turmoil and Sichuan was in chaos. Wang Jian took the opportunity to occupy Chengdu.
In 907, Zhu Wen usurped the Tang Dynasty and proclaimed himself emperor, and Wang Jian was promoted from King Shu to Emperor, with the title of Shu, which was known in history. At the age of 72, Wang Jian crossed Naihe Bridge to drink Meng Po Tang. Wang Yan doesn't look like a son of heaven in a dragon robe. All he knows in a day is debauchery and drinking.
Seeing the ghost appearance of his prodigal family, Li Yan, an emissary of the later Tang Dynasty, bowed his head and suggested to his "boss" to send troops to fix this hopeless "second generation of black sheep" when he went back. As a result, it took Guo Chongtao only 75 days to "turn over" the former Shu who had been mixed for 23 years.
Wang Yan thinks he is smart and surrenders from the city with a coffin on his back. Guo Chongtao scrubbed him and cut off his skull. "Your baby has just finished the elf task, and the black child never basks in the sun! I want to learn from Liu Adou to be stupid and save my life, but there is no way. "
After Guo Chongtao destroyed the former Shu, the "boss" of the later Tang Dynasty knocked on the sand jar, and Meng Zhixiang was transferred to abandon our era. After Lao Meng and Niu Hao set foot on the land in Chengdu, they became "mountain kings". They not only showed no mercy to the imperial court, but also killed Li Yan, an army supervisor. When the emperor died with his first foot, Lao Meng proclaimed himself emperor with his second foot, and established Houshu.
Lao Meng is really unlucky. He had just been emperor for half a year and died at a banquet, and his son Meng tasted it. This Mr. Meng is also a black sheep, enjoying the blessing of the meat forest in the wine pool. All the jars were inlaid with pearls overnight. He lived happily for 32 years and was washed white in Zhao Kuangyin in the Northern Song Dynasty.
At the beginning of the Northern Song Dynasty, Wang Xiaobo, a tea farmer, shouted "both rich and poor" and gathered in Qingcheng Mountain to raise the anti-flag, connecting Qingcheng and Pengshan. After Wang Xiaobo died in Jiangyuan, his brother-in-law, Li Shun, became the leading brother, even passed through Khan, Pengzhou and Chengdu, and made "Uncle" the so-called emperor. Unexpectedly, in less than half a year, it was completely "broken" by the Northern Song Dynasty. At that time, people thought that Li Shun had been killed. However, Shen Kuo's "Meng Qian Bi Tan" records that 30 years after the demise of "Da Shu", Li Shunzai, who was 70 years old, was arrested and sent to the capital Bianzhou for secret beheading.
The last separatist local emperor who ascended the throne in Chengdu was Zhang, the number one psychopath and murderer in the history of China.
1644, Zhang was killed in Chengdu, and after wanton slaughter, he established the Daxi regime, calling himself "Long live the old". 1646, the Qing army angrily attacked Shu in the south. Zhang ran away in panic, thinking, "I can't get it, and neither can you." He set fire to Chengdu, leaving no tiles, grass, chickens and dogs, killing all the people, killing the soldiers as soon as possible, and then killing the sergeant. All the way to Xichong, the pursued Qing army was killed in Fenghuang Mountain. There has been no emperor in Chengdu since then.
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Dialect notes:
1 oil catching horse: insect grasshopper.
2 fat: fat.
3 Sao: fooling around.
4 dog candy: a mess.
⑤ Yizhou: Chengdu.
6 hob meat: unruly, rogue.
All landowners wash white: destroy, kill.
8 flip: destroy, overthrow.
Pet-name ruby knock on the sand pot: beheading and killing.
10 collapse: extinction, bankruptcy.