Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong). The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).
The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope). Brother is not at home.-Come on. (Sister-in-law)
An advertisement for a jiaozi store: All-encompassing. An advertisement for a pawnshop: it lives up to its reputation. An advertisement for a lime factory: starting from scratch.
2. A jewelry store was stolen. When the police arrived at the scene, they found a drunk lying there. In order to find out the whereabouts of the jewels, the police found a bucket of cold water, pushed the drunk's head into the water and asked, "Did you see those jewels?" The drunk opened his misty eyes and said, "Sorry, I really can't find it. You'd better change a diver! " "
3. A gambler took 1000 yuan from home to gamble. A few hours later, he came back. His wife quickly asked, "Did that big bill have a baby?" "Yes, yes," the gambler said sadly, taking out two 10 yuan bills from his pocket. "It's a pity that their mother died."
4. A Moscow citizen lost a parrot-a parrot that can swear. Who knows what will be said outside? The shopkeeper was very nervous. In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he specially published an advertisement in a prestigious newspaper with a large circulation: "I lost a talking parrot, and I hereby solemnly declare that I disagree with its political views." 5: Once upon a time, there was a daughter-in-law with a clever mouth. After cooking the meal, she was given a bowl first. Gong Die took a bite and praised, "Today's meal is really delicious. I want to eat three bowls. " Hearing her father's praise, the clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "Hey, I cooked this meal." So Gongdie began to take a second bite, but as soon as the meal was delivered to his mouth, he heard a "click" sound, and Gongdie immediately shouted, "Oh, so much sand!" The clever daughter-in-law quickly said, "That's the rice that my sister-in-law scoured." Grandpa put chopsticks in the rice twice, smelled it and asked, "Why, this rice is still a little burnt?" The clever daughter-in-law answered more simply this time: "That's mom's fire!" " 6: Are you from Guangxi? ""Yes ""Wow … it's so far … ""Is Guangxi liberated? " "No, we all carry guns in class." "You used to speak Chinese ~!" "Do you live in a cave?" "No, we live in the deep mountains." "Is Guangxi in Nanning?" "Well, the capital of Guangxi is Nanning." "Many of your braids? ""I had to cut it off to go to college! " "Do you still eat raw meat?" "Our boss invented wood to make a fire and we ate barbecue." "Are you from Guangxi?" "yes." "That's great. Next time I travel to Lijiang, I will stay at your home. ""... no problem, but my home is a little far from Lijiang. " "Then how do you come to school?" "Riding a donkey to Beijing by plane. ""Will it take a long time to get there? " "Get used to it, just leave half a year in advance!" "Why not ride a horse?" "In Guangxi, riding a horse is something the poor do. As we have tested, we all ride camels and donkeys. There is no college entrance examination in Guangxi, and the exams are all archery competitions. Put a sign one kilometer away that says "Tsinghua" and next to it is "Peking University", and then a person will have three chances. My first shot in Tsinghua and my second shot in Peking University failed. Finally, for the sake of insurance, I took the latest brand, which is this school. "Features: 1: Two-part allegorical saying is homophonic, which makes people feel more funny. The advertisement has changed a word and is more humorous. The story is very artistic, especially the last story, which is exaggerated and charming. The clever daughter-in-law has a good eloquence, which is admirable. There are several good stories, especially the owner of parrot, who is very clever and full of wisdom.