Chongqing, do you know you are rude? 》
As a woman, I want to ask this question sincerely.
At the moment, I am sitting in Starbucks in Hongyadong, ordering a cup of English black tea and cutting a slightly brown croissant. Then silently bear the pain of the temple process, more and more intense.
Beauty of chongqing, who is separated from me by a piece of glass, has fair skin, natural temperament, red lips and white teeth, and a long black hair covered with a Hawaiian-style straw hat, which is very playful. Then she took out a pack of Zhongnanhai and began to smoke one after another. Her bulging cheeks spit out huge clouds of smoke, and at first glance she looks like a fake smoker who thinks smoking is cool.
From the time I was on the glass window sofa, I have been touching the keyboard on the iPad, and the pink Dior next to me is silently focusing on the different values of women in Qinghe Chongqing. A woman's clothes in Chengdu are randomly combined, which often constitutes such a situation: iphone mobile phone, prada sunglasses, Longines watch, gucci belt, lv bag, Cartier ring, Tiffany necklace, I don't even have to think about these orders. Any woman in Chengdu around me can have more than three brands in one day. Perhaps this is why women in Chengdu don't like girls in mountain cities who have no quality, while men from other places think beauty of chongqing is cuter.
But even though we love the quality of Chengdu, Chengdu still lacks general abundant water. I have always believed that a city with water is spiritual. For example, Wuhan, such as Chongqing, also has natural beauty, interesting buildings, and the closest integration of modernity and tradition. But at the same time, they all have dirty streets, hot weather, men in slippers, women with hoarse voices, restaurants with noisy voices and flies, and brothers who drive taxis to selectively carry passengers or refuse to carry them with forks.
Guo Niang and Huan Mi, who received me, are the most handsome Chongqing guys I have ever seen. They all have the experience of studying in Canada and the United States, know how to appreciate brands, speak fluent English, have meticulous hairstyles, and even apply cucumber water to their faces every day, using Kiel's white mud mask. But even so, they can only take me around the Yefu hot pot with red banners and cheap tiles. I can scoop up a pot of peppers at will, or I can only blow the electric fan and shake the cattail leaf fan to eat Jianghu dishes when it is hot again. I said Huanmi, what gucci suit did you wear in Chengdu? I said, Guo Niang, did you customize the gray skirt in Chengdu? Guo Niang said that this is Chongqing, and we can only "kill" flip-flops to show you the lo-cal place in Chongqing.
In fact, the houses in Chongqing are really high, showing a degree of interest in scattered mountains. In fact, there are many five-star hotels in Chongqing, or Hilton and Marriott that Chengdu does not have. In fact, the nightlife in Chongqing is really wonderful. There are famous private clubs, Shark Bar and chongqing heaven and earth, which are not inferior to Lan Kwai Fong at all. However, when you look at baskets and sticks all over the street, when you look at dusty roadside stalls, when you get on the rampaging car on the road, when you hear endless scolding, when you step on the greasy road, when you face the burning sun, when you see the stiff crowd in those bars, taking vulgar dance steps, as a woman, I ask you kindly, Chongqing,
Correct the wrong question: "Chongqing: Do you know you are rude? 》
I only have a little knowledge and limited travel. Please correct me if there are any mistakes.
Originally, I was not interested in this article, but many mistakes mentioned in the article misled the children, so I will explain them here.
1. Starbucks is Starbucks. Drive to Mars or Starbucks. Americans use Starbucks to rub the wireless network, not to pretend, because they can't pretend, and they can't. Americans buy a cup of coffee at Starbucks in the morning, just like buying a cup of soybean milk at Yonghe Soybean Milk.
2. Black tea originated in China, and was sold to Britain for remaking, and then sold back to China. Lipton black tea officially entered China in large quantities due to the trade during the Great Shanghai period. It's not that the quality is poor, but that compared with China and Indian black tea, British black tea is just a tragedy. In addition, black tea is not a kind of tea, but a process of making tea. Do you know that tasting black tea is the key? Do you really drink black tea?
Croissant is a kind of croissant, which originated in Austria, was improved into croissant by Denmark, and then spread to France as a dessert. It's very cheap, 6 yuan 0.99 euro, which is delicious with jam or butter.
4.iphone is Apple's mobile phone, not iphone's. Please note that iphone is a series of Apple phones, and it has various versions and models of iPhones. Iphone itself does not produce mobile phones, and it is not even a brand.
5. With regard to the listed brands, it should be noted that Longines ranks third abroad because of its movement and technology, and the watches of this brand are classified as consumer grade rather than luxury grade. See Wikipedia for details.
6. People with quality, in my understanding, don't care about the brand, and basically don't care about the brand, because they don't have time to care about or even appreciate what you say, but they all know what kind of clothes to wear on what occasions. Your friend is very patriotic. After studying in the United States and Canada, remember to come back and make contributions.
Please do your homework first and pretend to be B. If you really can't, Baidu first.
Chengdu female newspaper B female Chen caused great anger among netizens.
The hot sale of articles by Chengdu Women's Newspaper Chen has undoubtedly greatly improved the popularity of Chengdu Women's Newspaper and herself, and also strongly stimulated the feelings of Sichuan and Chongqing people. Every passionate Chongqing girl, every rushing Chongqing girl, will stand up and criticize this dog girl with Chongqing's unique words! But some people took the opportunity to say that Chongqing was as rude as the article said, and then the two cities were even more contradictory!
This bitch just wants to sell two more newspapers to raise her popularity. She called Chengdu girl a gold digger, a fake vase with distorted values. I don't know if those Chengdu people who support her support her to undermine the reunification of the motherland or support her to say that the Chengdu girl is pretending to be forced!
The story of Chengdu and Chongqing really goes back to ancient times, but Chongqing has always been frank and straightforward to Chengdu guests who come to Chongqing! I tolerate you climbing to Starbucks with your crazy love. A woman who stays in Chongqing and lives among men in Chongqing, what position does she have to comment on Chongqing's rudeness?
Is it to use the snow in Chongqing or to cultivate the capital? Did Chengdu media openly declare war on Chongqing in order to confuse a desperate dog? Then your rudeness in Chongqing means fighting violence with violence! The spirit cultivated by Chongqing landscape not only despises your affectation, but also ignores your affectation! Are you famous for this or become cannon fodder for the sacrifice of Chengdu media? I'm afraid you will die in ignorance!
The following is a message specially written by a netizen in Chongqing to Chen:
Miss Chen from Chengdu Women's Daily, I wrote this article specially for you.
At the moment, I'm sitting in a hot pot restaurant opposite muse, ordering a hairy belly and eating a greasy coriander oil dish like a snot. Then silently bear the harm of the red wine across the street to my young mind, and my love is getting stronger and stronger.
Chengdu beauty, just opposite me, has fair skin, enchanting makeup and exposed clothes. There are dozens of inferior rhinestone hair clips on her blonde curls, which are very dusty. Then she picked up a bottle of beer, looked up and began to drink it in one gulp, and then smiled at the wretched man in front of her. At first glance, it was a bar girl who came out to sell wine in the street.
Another Chengdu woman sitting at the entrance of muse kept touching the keyboard on the ipad, and Dior, who was very pink next to her, silently displayed the values of Chengdu women. A woman in Chengdu who is active in the Muse Night Show often forms such a situation: iphone's mobile phone, prada's sunglasses, Longines' watch, gucci's belt, lv's bag, Cartier's ring and Tiffany's necklace. I don't even have to consider these orders. Any woman in Chengdu can fill all the above brands in one day.
Perhaps this is why women in Chengdu like to be hostess in Muse, while men in Chengdu like to get drunk in Muse.
But even if there are more famous brands on them, Chengdu women still lack that gentlemanly temperament. I always think that the city with real ladies is the most beautiful. For example, Shanghai, such as Chongqing, has real ladies. A lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell people what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority. In Chengdu, there are women who worship money, vulgar media, sissy men, haggle over every ounce aunts, pitifully small Chunxi Road, and black car drivers who throw passengers halfway with sticks.
My left hand and boss are the highest quality Chengdu Guo Shuai I have ever seen. They all have the experience of studying in Geleshan and Northern New District respectively, they all know how to appreciate pornography, they all know Trump fluently, they all sigh about Hu Zha, and they even eat beer and taro chicken in the alley every day. But even so, they can only drive my battery car retrograde on the road, shuttle between countless bicycles coming from the front, and eat horrible food stalls or barbecue stalls on the roadside. I said left hand, what is the momentum of eating spicy chicken in Geleshan, Chongqing? I said, boss, what about your thirst for Chili, sesame and eel in Chongqing Shangqing Temple? The left hand said, this is Chengdu, and we can only make ends meet. Let me show you the legendary nightlife of ordinary citizens in Chengdu.
In fact, women in Chengdu are really beautiful, with white skin, thin eyebrows and small jasper eyes. In fact, women in Chengdu are really dark and have temperament, and they can enter the kitchen by speaking softly. In fact, the nightlife in Chengdu is really dark and satisfying. Walking by the river, blowing a cool breeze, is very leisurely. However, when you see some Chengdu women who think they are noble, go out and drive the Beetle into high-end villas, when you see her deliberately raise the sales of her newspapers by raising Chengdu women and belittling Chongqing women, and create a Chengdu-Chongqing war, when you hear her vulgar and despicable words, as a Chongqing woman, I ask in good faith, do you know what shame is?