Do you think everyone goes to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

3. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime, and I want to sleep at other times.

I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

6. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

8. If you sleep late, you will get sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still be sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

9. When you lose weight, you will never cross the bridge. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge.

10, if life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.

1 1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

12, I went to college with a sack of money and changed a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

13, I just want to be a lightning bolt and kill those who say I am fat. As a result, I became a wall, blocking their view.

14, you must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

15, when you encounter unlucky things in your life, don't be depressed, cheer up, and you have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

16, what girls need now is not a prince, but a male god who can assist mathematics and physics.

17, every lonely night, in addition to being sad, I was beaten in the face by my mobile phone.

18, today's businesses are really embarrassed. Even a once-free drum-laughing hippo has now become a vip.

19, you have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

20. Swearing is a profound knowledge. Not everyone can try it at will. You'd better stop trying in vain.

2 1, life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

22. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

23. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

24. In the future, I will make a movie "Those Years, We Girls Who Were Not Chased", so I don't believe it.

25. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

27. If you don't like me, I will cry with your trouser legs and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want to be decent, just you.

28. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that you are so handsome and so single-minded!