1. You never know how bad you can do things unless you push yourself.

2. Skipping class is like getting pregnant. You will find it after a long time.

3. What is a light bulb? It means that when two men and a woman walk down the street, all three of them will feel like a light bulb.

4. Many guys who look cold actually have poor hearing and slow reaction.

I admire people who can carry the audience when playing games. I'm different, sorry for the audience.

I found an ant in the kitchen. I put a piece of candy in front of it. He touched it and ran home to call my companion. I quickly hid this candy because I wanted its friends to think it was a liar, hahaha.

Living is your courage, dying is your destiny, but I want to think half-dead like you.

8. A boy is lazy by nature and used to soak dirty clothes in a basin for a month. The landlord said earnestly that clothes will rot if soaked for a long time! The student answered seriously: No, I change water every day!

Nine. I live on the tenth floor. The elevator is broken. It has been under maintenance for two days. Too lazy to go downstairs on weekends, I ordered KFC takeout. As a result, the same big brother came for two consecutive days. The next day, he panted, "Brother, don't order KFC tomorrow. McDonald's has new products. Why don't you try? "

X. women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

People who don't smoke or drink are selfish. Generally, you can't trust for life.

I was smoking in the street, and a beggar came to borrow my cigarette. I gave him one, and he looked at the sign and gave it back to me.

Thirteen. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will be fat for a while now, or my life will be incomplete.

Fifteen. "Tell me what fruit you like to eat." "washed fruit, cut fruit, cut fruit." "……"

16. It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, money who thinks of people, talents who practice, women who want figure, geniuses who send messages and fools who read them.

Seventeen. I'm so tired after running with my girlfriend that I want to find a place to sit for a while. I told her not to sit down immediately after exercise, or her ass would get bigger! The goods suddenly stared in surprise, silently walked to the front of the stool, knelt down and put his chest on it!

In a love forum, discuss what kind of person is the best husband. After a heated debate, the host concluded: "A woman's best husband should be an archaeologist." "What does this mean?" "Because the older he gets, the more interested he is in you."

19. Every time someone praises me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

20. Eating less than one meal a day can save a lot of money over time, which can be used to treat stomach problems in the future.

2 1. A beautiful woman found lipstick too heavy, wiped it with a wet tissue and threw it on the road. An old man picked it up, looked at it for a long time and suddenly woke up. He caught up and said, girl, this ultra-thin one is easy to fall off!

22. The ideal love is like this: a dead vine and an old tree crow. There are fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, and the sun goes down. You are ugly and I am blind!

Twenty-three A buddy in the dormitory has no money at the end of the month. Every time he cooks, he always orders braised pork first, then immediately says no, and finally only orders shredded potatoes and rice. I asked him, isn't that unnecessary? He said that there is only one spoon for cooking, and you can get some soup with braised pork.

24. The couple visited a pig farm. On the first lap, the director introduced that this kind of boar can mate twice a day. The lady touched her husband with her arm: Look at him. On the second lap, the director introduced that this boar can mate four times a day. The lady glared at her husband: Look at her! The husband asked the field director: Do they all mate with the same sow? A: No, they all mate with different sows. The husband turned to his wife and said, look at her.