Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. The following are humorous jokes I collected for you, for reference only. Let's have a look.

Humorous jokes 1 1 My wife and I were at odds and slept in a small room. She cut a big hole in my mosquito net with scissors and said, let mosquitoes kill you!

About an hour later, my wife came with transparent adhesive and stuck the newly cut mosquito net!

My heart, this is touching. I still feel very sorry for myself when I think that my wife is just a knife mouth and a tofu heart!

I was just about to say something, she said to herself, and the mosquitoes were fast in. Don't let them get away.

Today, Wu Laoer finally woke up naturally. He stretched himself, looked at the woman next to him and said with a smile, "Hi! I don't know your name yet. "

"I don't know your name either, but I know you will definitely fail this course." The invigilator finished and took away his white paper.

I used to get good grades, but I don't like handing in my homework. In junior high school, my English class represented a beautiful woman, but I hated her because she urged me to hand in my homework every day.

Later in high school, in another class, she was still the representative of English class, and she urged me to do my homework for three years.

Now, she is lying beside me, still urging me to go home and hand in my homework every day. ...

I said to my daughter-in-law, "Wife, I haven't had that nerve-racking feeling for a long time."

The next day, my wife took me to a jewelry store. ...

I saw my wife's clumsy way of killing fish today and wanted to humiliate him, so I asked: What's your relationship with pigs?

Who knows that she changed the subject: the relationship between husband and wife. ...

6. In the evening, my wife said that she would share the housework, so she asked me: Which do you choose, washing dishes or mopping the floor? I said do the dishes.

After washing the dishes, the wife asked, which do you choose, washing the dishes or mopping the floor for the children? I said mop the floor.

After mopping the floor, my wife asked again, which do you choose, washing clothes or washing children? I said give the children a bath.

After washing the children, my wife asked me again: which do you choose, washing clothes or taking the children to bed? I said washing clothes.

When I saw my wife and children asleep after washing clothes, I suddenly felt as if something was wrong. ...

7. Our junior high school head teacher is the best.

Put him in charge of all classes that the school can't control.

Nothing is beyond his control!

Two boys are fighting.

He kept two boys standing in front of the ladies' room all afternoon.

Go in and shout welcome.

It's best to come out and shout delicious!

Can you imagine the way those girls look at those two boys?

Humor joke 2 1, husband: What would you do if you caught me sleeping with someone else? Wife: Turn around and leave. Husband: So tolerant, and then what? Honey, throw away your head and feed it to the dog.

I am here on business today. When staying in a hotel is boring, I ask the people who live next door to fight the landlord with me. I didn't expect both of them to be women. Women say that those who fight for money will not come or take off their clothes if they lose. Later, when eating instant noodles, I accidentally got their clothes dirty, so I accompanied them to take money to buy clothes. Comrade police, here's the thing.

It is said that the son at home will not eat until he is fed. One day, he was curious to know how this product was eaten in kindergarten. So I went to see it at noon, and this little guy actually found a sister to feed him! Suddenly burst into tears, this baby is much more promising than Lao Tzu!

4. On the bus, a little girl: Mom, Mom, I like small animals very much. I want to keep a pet. Mom: OK, get off the bus later, and mom will catch two ants for you. Little girl: ......

5, the newly issued high school uniform, girls' short sleeves are the kind of V-neck buttons, and the girl next to them said, "That's it, bending over will leak." Then I said, "Don't worry, we boys are not interested in the fat on your belly." Then my screams resounded through the classroom.

6. Cherish life and stay away from big girls. A friend of mine went out with a bunch of girls a few years ago. My sister was bitten by a snake. My friend takes drugs with his mouth. My sister thanked him: "Thank you." He looked up and said, "You're welcome." Seeing his sister's big breasts, he couldn't help swallowing ... Now the grass on the grave is more than one meter high.

7. My mother objected to my puppy love when I was a senior in high school that year. Once I went shopping with my girlfriend and saw my parents from a distance. At that time, my mind was stupid. The next thing I know, my dad turned my mom around and walked around! Let's go ! Then a hand silently sticks out a thumb from behind!

8. Early in the morning, on the bus, the software in the mobile phone clearly issued: "Hello ~ My menstruation will come in three days ~" It's embarrassing … ...

9. Today, I saw a young maggot near the cesspit. It is so lovely and happy. I saw it crawling towards me with a bow. It's really easy to ask!

So I put it in my hand to play with. What soft skin! I picked it up and appreciated it carefully, and found that there were circles of lines on it, and there was a line connecting the chrysanthemum and the head. Wow! What an amazing animal!

Watching it inadvertently left saliva, so I put it in my mouth. Wow! A magical smell, a smell I have never tasted before.

I haven't tasted this taste for a long time. I let young maggots swim between my tongue and teeth. It wriggled mischievously in my mouth, making me itch.

Finally, I couldn't help but take a bite, only to hear the young maggot explode with a bang, and a purulent water sprinted the whole tip of the tongue. It tastes great! I walked out of the toilet with a satisfied smile!

10, one day my wife was cooking and my son and I were watching TV.

We argued, and I said, "I like big bears, I like big bears!" " "Suddenly, I heard the sound of throwing a spoon in the kitchen, and my wife came out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife. I was still wondering what was going on, and my son went on to say, "I like Xiong Er." My wife turned and went back to the kitchen.

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