Brainstorming is a language game that exercises people's thinking. Here is a brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

A brain teaser of the classic 1 Women are accompanied by good news, even the cars are far away from the clouds, and half of their hearts are still holding each other. You hold hands with others, and the world has no intention of leaving. Looking back at the bright moon, it is difficult to win, and the sunset is incomplete. There is no hole in the heart. Answer: Good luck will accompany you all your life.

2. Who is the darkest anime character? Answer: robot cat. Because he can't see his fingers. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character? Answer: It's still a robot cat. Because he always gives people a helping hand.

A very hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat leave without looking at the mouse? The answer is: a blind cat meets a dead mouse.

4. Which number is the laziest and which number is the most diligent? The answer is: the laziest and most diligent. Do you know why? Because if you don't do it, you will never stop!

When Columbus set foot on the new continent, what did he do next? Answer: Take the other foot. What makes people keep eating, but they can never get enough? Answer: air.

6. June is Confucius' birthday, so when is June? Answer: Confucius full moon. What would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive? Answer: One more person!

7. A triangular tree is sent to the North Pole for planting ... when it grows up! What's the name of that tree? Answer: trigonometric function. What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Answer: Take care.

When the beautiful flowers grow up, they leave the childhood grass and marry the handsome and burly tree. Why? Answer: Because the society is harmonious now, we should get along with Jiang Mumu!

9. The black cat and the white cat go out to explore together. When they passed a big pit, they jumped together, but who trembled when jumping? The answer is black cat, because the black cat sheriff is very nervous.

10. Swans fly away, birds don't return, words are cautious, and the mood is cleaner. Samsung Yue Bai is sincere and love is perfect. I know with my heart that the condor heroes left a good word and people combined to tell a good story. A: Thank you very much.

1 1. Originally, I wanted to love you, so I would accompany him if I had feelings. Regret making a mistake unintentionally, and swallow your saliva to apologize. Leave me alone, I miss all of you. Look down there. Choice is not palm connected, and oak is not a smile.

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13. People will change in the future. Yesterday, the world was wide without a big heart, the stars could not see the sun, the spoon was often accompanied by white, and it was good luck for two months, so it squeezed to the left. Be friends for life.

14. There is no sign of goose feather flying snow birds. Good couples have no regrets, no bitterness, no sadness, and it is a beautiful fate for women to leave their hearts and miss them. Answer: I love you very much.

15. Speak beside the emperor. Wooden chopsticks are not made of bamboo. There are no stones in the ruins. They are not in the water when swimming. Leave in January. Don't bake with your ears. Wait for a person for a long time and stand by you alone. Answer: Let happiness always accompany you.

16. water flows in two rivers, beauty is in the United States and China, people and children write legends together, and love is invincible. Two daggers are good at martial arts, swans and birds send letters, and women combine dreams. Answer: As long as you live better than me.

A clever thief stole all the gold, silver and jewels of some wealthy families nearby. Why isn't the only rich man who has neither a burglar alarm nor a security guard visited? Answer: That's his own home.

Do you know Tian's son's name? The answer is: I have a gift, because I was born with it! . Do you know the name of Feng's son? The answer is: water starts with wind and water! .

3. What gets dirtier the more you wash it, someone will eat it if you don't wash it, and no one will eat it if you wash it? Answer: water. What goes up and never falls down? Answer: Our time.

4. A girl, without children, is not recognized as an adopted mother, has not claimed adopted sons and daughters, and becomes a mother first. Excuse me, what is this? A: She is the bride.

There is a ladder hanging by the boat, which is several meters away from the sea. The sea water rises by half a meter per hour. How many hours can seawater submerge the ladder? Answer: A rising tide lifts all boats, so the ladder will never be flooded.

There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Why is this? Because the fugitive's name is "all"!

7. Gu Gu's home was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed him that the case had been solved, Gu Gu took solatium to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

The thief stole all the gold, silver and jewels of some wealthy families nearby. Why didn't the only rich man who didn't have a burglar alarm or a security guard visit? His own home.

9. Xiao Pang fell asleep in the taxi coming home from the library. Suddenly he woke up and found that the driver in the front seat had disappeared, but the car was still moving forward. Why? The car broke down and the driver was pushing it behind.

10. There was a guy, wearing a cotton-padded jacket and shorts. He has an iced coke in his left hand and hot coffee in his right. He sits by the fire every day, but the air conditioner is on. Who is he? neuropathy

1 1. What is a transparent sword? I can't see the sword.

12. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: ice cream ice Kirin.

13. Xiao Wang rented a house in the urban area. The lease says that if the house is burnt down because of an accidental fire, he must pay 3 million yuan. Xiao Wang not only didn't object, but even took the initiative to fill in an extra zero. Why? I can't afford it anyway.

14. The monitor told the rookie that when the safety of the Grenade was pulled off, he counted five seconds before throwing it out. The rookie acted according to the monitor's instructions, but he was still killed. Why? Because the rookie has a stutter

15. Shortly after the accident, the first batch of policemen arrived at the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What happened? Blood donation service vehicle

16. There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "imitation song style" 6 corners; Carve "your seal" 8 horns; Engrave "Your Valentine's Seal" 1.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Each word has two corners.

Brainstorming and popular answers 1. Because love is hard to be chic, I am stupid because of the world of mortals. The truth of grievances is a beautiful myth, and it is emotional in spring, summer, autumn and winter. Shut up and be silent, throw away your sunglasses and let your tears fall. It's no mystery.

2. In the spring rain season, silk grows on the plane tree; It's cool in summer, and they are heroes; From the autumn wind, Hongyan travels thousands of miles; It is absolutely important for a beautiful woman to show her waist in the snow in winter.

3. Wooden eyes cross the heart, the ancients did the opposite, and the young monk was bald and wanted to be your wife without tears.

The tree opened its eyes, the boy slept under the house, and his conscience was lacking. At sunset, rabbits meet each other late.

Birds fly and geese jump, the moon is above, and the eyes are on vermilion. Not the same, the spoon is beside the white, everything is starting, the work is not finished, rain is my best friend, saying that I love you in my own way.

6. Old trees are hard to find, poor but careless. Zhao Guo has a concubine who is not a woman, but no goose feathers. I don't want to be shy when I'm away. You've suffered a lot, changed friends, and claimed that someone was with you. Sorry, I still love you.

7. I can't spend it with my heart. Occasionally someone comes to accompany me. When I regretted it, I shed tears unintentionally. I was silent when I swallowed it. The newcomer whispered in my ear, missing the left heart, and the east wind took away a little. I hope you are happy every day.

8. Dilemma, especially tears; Mei is still, moving wood has a heart. Go unruly and whip the horse; Friends and friends are gone, but * * * ChanJuan. Don't regret April

9. The tree has a heart, a western beauty, a hand on the chin, a person by your side, a heart and death, talking about itself, ten pieces of furniture, a white spoon and two children, living together. It's really hard to forget you.

10. The wolves in the green hills have no conscience, and the overlapping of mountains and mountains is really spectacular. There is a bucket of rice on the top, and the servant looks up every day. After a hundred days, there are still nine or nine left. I know I was sick in the park. I think it's * * *

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12. My heart is carrying you, and I didn't get on your boat. Needless to say, the couple went down, the swallow left the goose, and the horse's mouth dispelled suspicion. Do you still remember me

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14. Two people walk together, one person comes back, water and sky are one color, looking at beautiful people, reflecting the bright moon, lotus flowers don't show their horns, the sun sets, the moon sets, a needle is found in a haystack, crouching tiger, hidden dragon, ten miles away, and famous flowers arrive late.

15. The cow bumped into the monk's house, and two men carried one tree, but two trees didn't make a forest. The moon twists and turns, and the road to the southeast and northwest is far away. The Eight Immortals crossed the sea with a knife, and a man and a woman stood side by side. Two bamboos are taller than the sky. It's so funny to meet.

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17. A little love leads to a hoary head and misses you every day. Don't blame me for being infatuated. I often see you in my dreams. If you and I are predestined friends, the peach blossom is in full bloom in March, and the autumn fruit is the sweetest, unlike Sanqiu, who hides poems.

18. Swans fly away, birds don't return, eyes are on each other, Hu Tian doesn't fly in August, and white grass breaks at Shanhui intersection, which is different from that at four o'clock. The next day, even the leaves were sent to the king, and later generations returned to the three horizontal lines overnight, leaving the horn bow empty for riding. I want to succeed with my husband/I want to be the only one for you/I want to be with you.

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20. The swan flew away and the birds didn't come back. Miss the troubles of the past, the clouds open and the moon shines, and the water meets in several places. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow. I can't live without you.

2 1. the swan flies away and the bird does not return, and the good word is headless; There are two more strokes in the middle of the word, and the combination of people and children is themselves. I love you very much.

22. There is a bunch of bamboo in Qingshan Temple. The swan is still there, but the bird has gone. The past is empty, and there are many rainbows in Baiyun's heart. You can't hide your feelings and stand on high and look at the distance. Who knows who the judge is? Wait until I say I love you.

23. Birds fly by the Swan Lake, and we meet in the daytime to relieve the pain of lovesickness. I only forgot that I cared, but I couldn't help but move Guoyu. But how can I come back? Baoyu is not in the valley, his thoughts are only in his heart, and single nobles are connected. My heart can only hold you.

24. The swan flew away and the birds didn't come back. When I returned to the top, I was drunk alone. The beauty in the beautiful morning light squints and loneliness is deeply buried. With flowers and plants as company day and night, youth is wasted and miserable. What crime did you commit this time? You will come one day. I still miss you so much/I once loved you/me deeply, and the Emei school abandoned the dark for the bright.

25. When the swan is out of sight, I miss you in January. One person holds the heart, single aristocrats are connected, set up beside the moon, and the water falls in several places. In the moon, Chang 'e's mouth is sweetest. I can't live without you, cuckoo.