In 230 BC, the Qin dynasty held the land of Yongzhou, and the monarch and subjects attached to it, so that they could get a glimpse of the Zhou room, sweeping the world and covering the whole world.

The meaning of the four seas, swallowing the heart of the eight wastes. Prince Dan of Yan was worried about this and couldn't sleep well.

Prince Taizi Dan appeared, sighing as he walked, followed by counselor A San. "Taizi Dan pacing in court, singing to the sky.

Recently, I am more annoyed, more annoyed, and more annoyed. I always feel that my life is getting worse every day. Hey, the boy who won the state of Qin,

Because I have many brothers, I don't care about me. These days, I have been bullying and swallowed up a lot of my territory. If this continues,

How am I supposed to get along in this business? Samuel "

"I'm here," Sam said quickly. "What can I do for you?"

Prince Dan said, "I wonder what Ai Qing's clever plan is?"

A San (thoughtfully): "Well, yes, your highness, I have a plan to solve your concerns."

"Oh, come on."

"The so-called' non-toxic, no husband', we can send a professional killer to win Zheng, Qin will be in chaos, and the prince can attack Qin.

Jewelry, beauty ... "(two people drool)

"Wonderful, this plan is wonderful, but I don't know who can undertake this great task?"

"By the way, I heard that Ximen Chuixue, the best swordsman in the world, is visiting our country recently. Your highness can ask him for help, which will be a great event. "

"Then find it for me."

"check."

Two duels

(The two men stand with their swords on their backs, the dead leaves are flying all over the sky, and the air of heaven and earth is cold. The theme song of Fengyun is playing

Up, commentator, Bai Ruxue, Ximen Chuixue, ranked first in the world, fighting capacity of 100,000, favorite color: black.

Color, favorite snack: Uno yogurt.

Ximen Chuixue turned his head to the audience and said indifferently: Yogurt, I only love Uno.

Black as paint, Jing Ke, no ranking, ominous fighting power, Virgo, favorite female star: Zhao Wei the Swallow. )

It's noon and the sun is shining. Jing Ke stood with a sword, took a few steps and stopped suddenly, asking, "Are you Ximen Chuixue?"

"Not bad."

Jing Ke rushed over again, then stopped and asked, "Are you really the legendary Ximen Chuixue?"

"Cut the crap, this is a real skill."

Jing Ke rushed a few feet in front of Ximen Chuixue, suddenly braked and asked, "Are you really the best player in the world-Ximen Chuixue?"

"I say you this person zha this geisha, is the big boss the yes? Do it quickly! "

There was no one around, Jing Ke suddenly fell to his knees, hugged Ximen Chuixue's leg and said, "Hero, please forgive me.

Admiration is like a surging river. Another example is the flood in the Yellow River, which is out of control. I have an 80-year-old mother,

When the children are waiting to be fed, please be merciful and let the brothers go. "

"Bah, I told you what a hero Jing Ke is. I didn't expect to be such a mouse. How can I spare your life! "

Ximen Chuixue was about to stab him with a sword when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. "Is there a problem with that KFC just now?"

Busy tugging at Jing Ke, he asked, "Tell me, where is the nearest' land of grain reincarnation'?"

"The grain turns back?"

"It's WC."

“W-C-？”

"Pit, I want to curse."

"To the left."

"Are you sure?"

"Left, left, left."

"Save your life first, and then settle accounts when you come back." Say and Ximen Chuixue ran away.

Jing Ke long one breath, very not easy to stand up, suddenly heard someone coming in the distance, hurriedly put the sword in the sheath.

Ah San hurried to see someone standing proudly, thinking it must be Ximen Chuixue. He hurried forward and asked, "You must be the one."

Ximen Chuixue? "(Tianjin dialect)

"Ximen Chuixue? Well, if you had come a few steps earlier, you might have seen him for the last time. Now, hey,

Hey "

Ah San gasped, "You beat Ximen Chuixue? He is really a master. " Go back to Taizi Dan.

Before,

"Prince, Ximen Chuixue didn't find it, but he found someone who defeated Ximen Chuixue," he said.

"Oh, show me quickly."

"yes."

Prince Taizi Dan spared Jing Ke and watched it again and again. Ah San quickly introduced: "This is His Royal Highness the Prince of Yan."

Jing Ke, on the other hand, assumed a pretense of being self-righteous.

"May I ask the name of that strong man?" Prince Dan asked please.

Without further ado, Jing Ke took out a roll of things from the bosom and showed it in the wind. Prince Dan and three princes are busy to watch and read aloud a way

Pan An is breezing in Yushu, and Haitang is crushed by pear trees! Little overlord: Jing Ke also. "

"I've heard a lot." Two people in unison.

"Well said, well said."

"Not only the Great Xia, can you do Yan a small favor?"

"No problem, what?"

"Help me win the government."

Jing Ke laughed for a long time and suddenly stopped and said, "I have to leave in advance." Then he turned to go.

Sam hurried forward to hold it and said, "That's good." He winked at Taizi Dan.

Prince Taizi Dan took a card from his pocket and handed it to Jing Ke. A San explained: "This is one of the long-term meal coupons of Shanghai Bell.

Zhang, I hope you can accept it. "

Jing Ke reached for it. On second thought, he put his hand on his chest again, showing disdain.

Seeing that the plan failed, Taizi Dan shook his head and sighed: "It seems that I have to use my killer, ladies and gentlemen.

This is Miss Ross. "He pointed his hand to one side. (Zhao Wei's "There is a Girl" music begins)

I saw a stunning woman Tingting coming (disguised as a man), half wrapped in a pink scarf, and walked up to Jing Ke.

Give a charming look and leave slowly. Jing Ke immediately three soul seven' o tick away half, eyes.

Look straight at that woman. Ah San made an ok gesture to Taizi Dan.

Prince Dan got the message and asked, "Are you satisfied, Hero?"

Jing Ke turned a deaf ear.

Prince Dan asked again. Jing Ke just came to his senses and said seriously, "Well, everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the country, and so am I."

Is it a greedy person? I'll help you. But that girl just now. . . . . ? "

"Don't worry, Hero, I will take care of everything."

Jing Ke nodded with satisfaction, snapped his fingers loudly and said, "Go."

Prince Taizi Dan asked, "Where to?"

"Tianzhu."

Trionyx sinensis

After n months of devil training, Jing Ke embarked on the road of stabbing Qin, so in Yishui, Taizi Dan and Jing Ke held hands and watched tears.

Eyes. ("Kiss goodbye" sounds)

Jing Ke fuels: "Your Majesty, Jing Ke is leaving."

Prince Dan said sadly, "jing elder brother, I'll give you another ride."

"Well, you go and I'll stay."

Prince Taizi Dan quickly waved his hand and said, "Then send it over."

Looking back, he called Ah San and gave Jing Ke two things, saying, "This is the head of General Fan of Qin and the map of Yan State. Take it.

Win the trust of the king of Qin and wait for the opportunity. . . . . "Kill people alone.

Jing Ke said impatiently, "Hmm." Turned to say goodbye to Rose: "Madam."

Rose snuggled up and sang: "Xianggong, listen to me, remember my feelings, remember my love, and remember that I will always be there."

Wait, although a hundred flowers are already blooming, you don't want to pick wild flowers on the roadside. You don't want to pick them. Xianggong, when will you come back?

Huh? "

Jing Ke mused and sang slowly: "You asked me when I would go back to my hometown, and I also asked myself softly, not at this time, not at this time.

What time? I think it is about winter. "

Rose was sad, turned to wipe her tears and said to herself, "I want to come back, hum, but I just bought you 100 thousand kuai."

Insurance, let me drink northwest wind when you come back. "Back pain, took out a handkerchief on his face.

Put a few handfuls on the table to squeeze out a lot of water.

The two were reluctant to part and gradually separated. (The background music is "when")

Four-thorn Qin

When they arrived in Qin Gong, the two ministers hurried to the imperial court, sighing as they ran: "It seems that this month's attendance prize is over.

It is gone again. "

When I first arrived at the palace gate, I was suddenly stopped by the guard and shouted, "Stop, where's your badge?"

The two men quickly searched around and found it before they were relieved.

When they arrived at the hall, they were disheveled and embarrassed.

But after waiting for a long time, I still haven't seen the king of Qin.

Minister Jia said, "Why hasn't your Majesty come out yet?"

Minister B said, "I must have gone to the bar again yesterday. This happens all the time. By the way, Zhao Wei is at our palace gate this afternoon.

Do you know books are sold by mouth? "

Minister B was surprised and said, "Oh, really? Then I look forward to getting off work early and queuing. "

Minister A proudly said, "Hey, hey, I have asked the servants to line up."

At this time, the courtiers announced: "Your Majesty is here."

The king of Qin yawned and came out and said to himself, "It's not easy to go to nightclubs these days. Drinking some wine scared me to death. "

Disease; If you are not careful, you will be exposed to reporters. Let's say yesterday, three reporters chased me by car, and Diane and I had no accident.

Tina went. "

The king of Qin sat in the dragon chair and looked down. He saw two ministers whispering in the air and coughed twice to remind him, "Ladies and gentlemen, love you."

For a long time, the two ministers did not respond. The king of Qin said unhappily, "Ladies and gentlemen, don't make such a noise in court."

Minister A and Minister B suddenly realized that they kowtowed and said in unison, "It's not our fault, Lao-Da-"

The king of Qin waved and said, "Come on, come on, what are you doing today? Please report it as soon as possible. If it's okay, I'm going back to bed. "

Minister A stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to report."

Qin Wang: "What a trouble! Say it quickly. "

"I have been running all day. Look at my skin. Thick and dark. But your skin is delicate and famous all over the country.

I wonder if I can tell you a secret? "

The king of Qin was quite loyal and said, "Your Majesty, I used a Dabao Gamba. Dabao suits me very well. "

Minister A echoed: "Hey, it's really worthy of your face!"

Qin Wang: "Well, do you have anything else?"

Minister Inagen followed closely, catching up with the former: "Your Majesty, I also have something to report."

"Oh?"

"Your majesty, there is a loud noise about the millennium bug outside now. What should we do? "

"Idiot, how do you usually mix with me? Aren't you just a bug? Won't you buy some chicken? "

"Your Majesty, that's the millennium bug."

"Said he was stupid, really stupid. You won't buy a thousand chickens, will you? "

"Your Majesty is wise."

At this time, the courtiers reported: "Jing Ke, the envoy of the State of Yan, and Fan, the rebel, took the map of the State of Yan and asked to see the king."

Hearing this, the king of Qin said with delight, "Fan, your boy is today. Last time I played the Red Police, I was scared out of my wits and hurt.

I can't hold my head in front of all my wives. Hey hey. Tell me. "

Jing Ke visited the king of Qin, presented his head and map, and suddenly there was a "drip" from his waist. The ministers hurriedly protected the king of Qin, thinking that.

Jing Ke will harm the king of Qin. I saw Jing Ke unhurriedly take out something from his waist, put it to his mouth, and said to him, "Hello, Gu.

Has the market gone up again? "

"Jing Ke, what is this?" The king of Qin asked.

Jing Ke bowed down and replied, "Your Majesty, this is the latest third-generation mobile communication product produced in China: Super CDMA, Shanghai.

Bell paid tribute to this work. If the king likes it, please accept it "He said and handed it over.

The king of Qin took it and played with it repeatedly. He couldn't put it down.

Jing Ke said, "Yan's terrain is complex, so I'll let Xiao Min explain it in detail."

The king of Qin allowed it. Jing Ke stepped forward and unfolded the map. The map is getting longer and longer. The king of Qin said impatiently, "I said Jing Ke, what's wrong with this map?"

It is too long. "

"Back to the king, this map was drawn at the scale of 1: 1." The king of Qin leaned back in shock.

Jing Ke shouted, "Die, tyrant." He stabbed the king of Qin.

The king of Qin ran away in a hurry. They are both so tired that one can't walk with the other. (The background music is a fragment of Beijing Opera)

At this time, the priest on the side handed Gatorade. The king of Qin took it and said, "How to gain an advantage in the fierce competition?

Gatorade, I have I can! "Say, drink off. Suddenly refreshed, Jing Ke was kicked down.

The minister stopped Jing Ke, and the king of Qin proudly said, "Fight with me and see how I deal with you." He gave a grimace of a grin and stabbed out with his sword.

Jing Ke stretched out his hand and shouted, "Wait, I have something to say."

They stopped to see what to say.

Jing Ke said slowly, "I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, but I didn't cherish it and got lost.

I'll regret it if I go. There is no greater pain in the world than this. If God can give me a second chance,

I will say three words to him:' I love you'. If I have to add a deadline to this love, what I want to say is.

It's' ten thousand years'. Oh, Ross, I love you! "…… ..

Jing Ke died heroically.

Jing Ke failed to stab Qin, and the State of Yan perished. In 22 1 year BC, the king of Qin unified the world, and was called "Qin Shihuang" in history.

It is the overall situation of "the Yangtze River is rolling eastward and the waves are scouring the heroes". Many things in ancient and modern times are paid a joke. ”。