The Chinese nation is a descendant of the dragon. But it became weak in modern times. All because of the dragon slaughter 300 years ago! Who knows this dragon slaying incident!
The far southwest corner of the mainland, the corner abandoned by the gods, and the volcanic area. A long line of teams lingered on the red basalt sandstone with hot feet. At their feet, the passionate and energetic lava is not willing to be tied to the bottom, so they try their best to break through the fragile crust here and spew out with the heat of the center of the earth, forming pools of rolling and jumping red thick soup on this desolate land. In the distance, the towering * * volcano spewed flames, smoke and poisonous gas with pungent sulfur smell into the air. Only adventurers will come to this cursed land. Everyone in this team of adventurers is wrapped in a thick felt cloak from head to toe, and only two eyes are exposed, so it is difficult to distinguish their race, occupation, age and hobbies. However, according to the specifications provided by the initial course of mainland adventurers, the guards before and after the team should be soldiers, templars, dark warriors, martial arts and other thick-skinned occupations. Those who lack sufficient self-defense ability, such as priests, bards, illusionists, shamans and archers, are placed under layers of defense. As for those wizards who have lost all their physical strength in endless reading and research, they naturally walk in the middle of the team, which is the safest place at ordinary times and the most difficult place to escape. It is not difficult to imagine how difficult it is to be able to come to the team in the Tianhuo volcano area where no one has set foot for decades, hundreds of years, or even since the mythical era. Most, no, it should be said that everyone's past experiences can become legends in the novels. Among them: some people fought bravely against the cyclops, who hid priceless gems in the rough Wang Yang, but did not return them to the society; Someone once stripped the golden boots from the feet of evil rulers in the unfathomable underworld; Someone once slaughtered thousands of ungrateful kids, and then took their masks away as sacred objects; Someone once unearthed a set of armor almost buried underground as a funerary object in the ancient tomb where ghosts wandered. They dare to rush straight into the dark tower standing on the vast ice sheet and snatch her wedding ring from the ghost bride hiding there; They dare to break into the fortress guarded by giants with long grass on their heads in the dense forest, and take away bracelets with magical power from their nursery, while those giants who don't know this product give them their babies as toys; Even the fields that don't exist in the world and the places where the gods sleep make these brave adventurers as lively as the vegetable market. What? Are you worried that they will be retaliated by God's servants? Come on, let's listen to what they themselves say: "monsters in the divine domain?" This is just experience, said an old-timer of the 1 team. They are the imitation models of all the "half immortals" in mainland China who wave wood blade without saying a word and give orders, the "cutest people" in the hearts of children who know nothing, the saviors who are oppressed by messy taxes and fees but never appear, the girls who are forced into prostitution and take guests around the clock, and the Prince Charming who dreams of saving them from the fire pit in their leisure time. Of course, they are also the "big bosses" of senior jewelers, big banks and adventurers' associations, and the most reliable sources of "masters" in the mouths of all junior players who use them as models. In a word, they are great men, miracles and the embodiment of justice, light and love. Therefore, when they reach out to you for something but don't mean to give money, you'd better smile and offer it with both hands. If you have any hesitation to make them unhappy, then even after nine days, or under the grave, there is nowhere to hide. Maybe you will ask, what are great men like them doing in the hellish hot mountain area? Look, I'm not afraid to scare you when I say it. They came to kill the dragon. Why kill the dragon? I am too ignorant to know this. Wait, I'll get a priest to answer you. I saw that the priest cleared his throat, patted his chest, and his eyes shone brightly: "The dragon is the embodiment of evil. It is huge, ugly, ignorant and rude. It has a flame in its mouth and poisonous gas in its nose, and a wing can roll up a storm. It hides in its cave all day, guarding a lot of treasures and a large group of beautiful women from being approached. You said, if you don't kill it, who will you kill? " So, why kill dragons? "What, you dare to doubt my words?" The priest was impatient and stared: "I am the great priest and the spokesman of the most high god." If you don't believe me, you are doubting God, then you are the devil. Be careful. I'll have the Inquisition tie you to the stake. 1 Burn you. Don't be so ungrateful to provoke those big adventurers. In fact, I will tell you quietly if I have to know, but don't talk nonsense. Sue for libel is a lawsuit. Ancient books say that dragons are treasures. Haven't you heard of them? Which ancient book? I don't know about this, but it seems to say: the dragon forest on the dragon is invulnerable and made into armor for soldiers to wear, even if it thunders; Dwarf tomahawk inlaid with dragon teeth is invincible, even the solid vault door can be cut open with an axe; The Millennium Long Bow made of ancient trees with Millennium craftsmanship in the hands of Wood Elves Rangers, if made of dragon tendons, not only can arrows shoot, but even the iron wall may not be able to resist their arrows. What? Why do you ask them nothing? You really have no political common sense. Don't you see that "democratic countries" on the mainland always spend tens of millions on the heads of leaders of the "axis of evil"? Do you know how useful it is to be able to shoot through the bow of a bulletproof car at this time? Don't interrupt, I'm not finished yet. Shaman wizards, you should know that they are pharmaceutical geniuses. I heard that they can use dragon blood to make a medicine called "the golden gun can't fall". I don't know what this medicine is for, but I hear it's quite popular. A small bottle can sell tens of thousands, and you have to register one year in advance! The shaman who came here this time didn't have a dozen or twenty steps in his arms. What is the thief doing here? You are too amateur. Haven't you heard a great man say: why do you need a bank when you have a dragon cave? The treasures piled up in the dragon cave are more precious than life for people who are engaged in the financial industry like thieves. As for the illusionists, they want the dragon horn, the dark knight wants the longan, and the necromancer wants the dragon soul. Who knows what they will do? But the most amazing thing is the priest. These spokesmen who are good at creating miracles are the original proponents, the most enthusiastic agitators, the most determined participants and the spiritual leaders in essence of this dragon slaughter activity. They went to palaces, adventurers' associations, mage's towers, martial arts schools, research institutes and other state-owned or private units all over the mainland, tearfully telling stories about the heinous crimes committed by dragons on the mainland people, and urging that as long as dragons are not hoed, the mainland will not be stable. They won a lot of applause, tears, flowers and kisses from girls with their glib words, thinking that the sponsorship fee, appearance fee and endorsement fee they raised for the event almost killed the able-bodied men who were taken to move things. Finally, encouraged by the Central Holy See, the Mainland Joint Conference passed a resolution, demanding that governments and people of all countries provide "enthusiastic, active and spare no effort" support to the dragon slaughter team when they pass by and meet their "all needs". It is said that the staunchest supporters of this resolution are several big countries located in the northern part of the mainland (note: the destination of dragon slaying is Tian Volcano, which is located in the southwest corner of the mainland). Therefore, the Dragon Slaughters were able to sweep through every city and village they passed like locusts, which made the famous saying "Fire-proof and Theft-proof Dragon Slaughter" spread there a hundred years later, mainly due to the great contribution of the priests. What do you want from dragons? Where, father, is this? They didn't have any selfishness, but they launched the dragon slaughter purely to save the world. What, did you ask the priest if he wanted nothing? I can't say that. The priests are very modest. They just want "small, red and worthless" Long Zhixin (the language of priests). Of course, they want this purely for the whole world. Probably the incident originated from some grass people who were bewitched by unknown rumors burning the cathedral one day, and a big priest was burned to death and lying in bed talking nonsense. Inspired by nonsense, the smartest priests in Chinese mainland who came to visit him, after a year of painstaking research, finally reached a far-reaching conclusion-the great scepter held by the founder of their religion and given by God, which can perform miracles, was recorded in their religious scriptures, and the main material was actually just the fire hydrant used by the uncle fireman to put out the fire. However, in addition, we need a trivial supplementary material-Long Zhixin. Not long ago, that is, about 300 years ago, a priest with mental disorder wrote a plan for killing dragons to the Central Vatican. As a result, the Vatican, with its high efficiency and high degree of civilization, sent thousands of people to find out the plans gnawed by moths from the mountains of waste paper and asked archaeologists to identify and copy them overnight. The Archbishop signed his name as a dragon slaying guide in Chinese mainland's major cities. As for the use of the sacristy to be made by the priests, it is a slightly modified fire hydrant. In fact, its use is similar to the original fire hydrant, and it can also save lives. But the function of fire hydrant is limited to fire, and the improved version of this fire hydrant can spray any object at any time and any place, whether it is accidental sudden death or natural death, it can bring water to the disease and bring it back to life. As the advertisement of Holy Resources Development International Co., Ltd., a subsidiary of the Central Holy See, declared: "High, ultra-high, ultra-high, scary, unattainable, supreme, unattainable-we will always defeat death and mankind will have a better tomorrow-the faucet is your best choice." After listing, the company's shares have been traded for one year. It is said that the former 100 richest people in Chinese mainland signed an agreement with this enterprise, voluntarily donating half of their property in exchange for the privilege of taking a bath with this faucet. As an old saying goes, "Saving one life equals saving the whole world." These billionaires who donate money are also human beings. How many worlds have you saved? Isn't that for the world? What's more, it's not that you can't share the grace of God brought by this sacred faucet without money. If you have no money, you just have to wait patiently in line. How long has it been? Not long, only 300 years. In this way, these greatest adventurers from different races, sexes, ages, occupations and beliefs from all over the mainland came together for different purposes. They crossed the snow-capped peaks, the jungle swamps where mosquitoes breed, and the cold and vast ice fields. They bravely fought against all the monsters they could meet, from white rabbits to giant pandas, and finally reached the Tianhua volcano area. This large-scale adventure with great and noble participants, ugly and evil targets, large number of participants, long duration and rich returns is called Epic (epic mission). The shadow of the heroes involved in the mission can last for thousands of years, providing employment opportunities for countless teenagers who are determined to become novelists, playwrights, directors, actors and game designers. Now, let's move the camera to this team of adventurers who successfully went deep into the dragon's habitat-Tianhua volcano. Since entering the volcano area, basically nothing has happened except that one or two people occasionally slip and fall into the lava pit. All kinds of monsters living here are very clever to hide aside and not to provoke brave adventurers, so they are lucky to escape the disaster of mass annihilation. Although we have lost the glory and excitement of fighting, peace is still a good thing. Step by step, a powerful team of adventurers calmly approached the cave where the legendary dragon lived. Suddenly, there were harsh chirps and flapping wings overhead, and several huge objects cast shadows on the adventurer's head. There was a little commotion in the team, and the sound of "dragon coming, dragon coming" came one after another. The most applied people began to copy guys, the most rational people began to look around for hiding places, the most cautious people kept asking for information, the most agile people had disappeared, and the air was filled with the tension of the upcoming war. "Everybody calm down, that's not a dragon, it's a dragon 1. A knowledgeable guide pointed to several dark shadows hovering in the air and said loudly. After hearing the magician's judgment, many heads appeared in the cracks in the surrounding rocks. They are drilling too fast, so it is not easy to get out at the moment. However, their bodies did not come out and their mouths were not idle. " Fairy dragon? Look, I told you it wasn't a dragon. Even dragons are not afraid of us. Flying insects such as fairy dragons are only dying now. 1 The fairy dragon is a creature of the genus Yalong, with legendary beautiful and slender wings like an elf and a cute head like a baby dragon. They usually live on lonely cliffs on the southern coast of the mainland, and they are gentle and shy, but once provoked, a dragon can easily destroy a village. Therefore, residents living on the southern coast of the mainland are usually careful not to provoke them. However, are all our great adventurers such cowards? "Mosquito, you come down, I'll play 300 rounds with you. A soldier stood on a big stone and danced after confirming that there was no danger. " "Dragon, dare to come down and fight with me. What kind of heroes are hidden in the sky? 1 an archer swears to heaven after shooting more than a dozen arrows and all failing. Priests and shamans who claimed to have the power of God shouted in the crowd, inspiring people's morale. With their support, the soldiers shouted more and more loudly, and the whole team was jubilant.