Crosstalk sketch-"Dating Stuttering" Stuttering Man A: He said I was a stuttering man B: San Mao doesn't matter. Tell you what, how about I introduce you to another girlfriend today? Stammer A: Really? Man b: I really stutter. Man A: Then I thank you ... thank you. Man B: You're welcome, Sanmao. What are you doing with the flowers? Stammer A: For a little girl. Man B: Let everyone see, you can't do this. Do you know who else is popular in this society? Nowadays, chasing girls is all about giving gold rings and necklaces. I tell you, I saw a beautiful gold ring in the jewelry store next door. 800 bucks for a stutter. Do you want it? A: How much is it? B: stuttering at 800 Yes, wait, I'll buy it for you. A: Buy it ... B: See you later, and so on. A: Buy it ... Hey, B: Sanmao, come on, I bought a stutterer ... I tell you, this girl will catch up with me in the future. You have to reimburse me, right? Stammer A: Okay, Man B: Look, it's pure gold. Let's leave now. Stammer a: I dare not. Man B: How dare I stutter? Man A: My dear, the girl knows that I stutter and play again. Man B: That makes sense, or I'll be a good person today. Wait for me. Don't thank him. It's all over after the Christmas Eve incident. Let's meet in the park and stutter. Man A: Well, then you can't fool me. Man b: I'm not partial to you. I will tell you to relax. Man B: Here you are. Sit on this stool. You know, I will hide behind that tree. Let me speak for you. Don't worry. Don't stutter. Man A: Then you can't .. I won't stutter. Man A: Good man B: Sit down. Woman B: Oh, hurry up. You are going to be late. Stuttering A: No ... No ... Woman B: No, I can't. Stuttering: I am ... I am afraid of people ... people know that I am a stutterer ... and we agreed. You lip-synch in front and I'll show you later. We are cooking with uncooked rice today, and people are here. Come on. Man b: hey! Sanmao male B: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe stuttering female A: Hello male B: Hello (then pick up the stool and put it down heavily) Sit down! (After the woman sat down, San Mao followed. The woman stood up and San Mao fell to the ground with the stool. ) stammer a: I'm sorry, I'm sorry Man B: Never mind, never mind (picking up the stool and putting it down heavily) Sit down! Stuttering girl A: I'm sorry I'm late and kept you waiting. Man b: that's all right. Men should wait. Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe. My name is Sanmao stuttering girl A: My name is Nana. Man B: Nana, your name is beautiful, like a poem. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe stuttering girl A: She can also write poems. Man B: Of course, often. Ha ha. Can I stammer a poem for you? Woman A: OK, man B: Listen carefully. Man B: Express your feelings (three hairs grow "hmm") Man B: Sit down. Man B: Listen carefully. On the blue sea, there are two big seagulls flying, one is you and the other is me. We walked on the beach at dusk, quietly watching the sunset, and we lay down. You lie quietly in my warm arms (beggars appear) Woman B: Why are you a beggar? I didn't do anything. I thought you would give me a woman. B: I have no money. I'm not a beggar asking you for money. You see, I was born with a lucky face and looked like a rich man. B: Nana, what do you think is the most important stuttering between two people? A: I think true love is the most important thing. B: Then I have friends. Talk to me! You're crazy, stuttering and stuttering. Man A: I'll sing you a song. The name of this song is ... Handsome boy B: Take a walk. Stuttering Man A: running with the bulls ... Handsome walking posture ... Handsome walking posture ... Walking ... Honey, let's go. He is also very nice and has problems. Calligraphy and painting are also sisters. He speaks like this. Woman B: Nana, you stutter yourself. Woman A: Say it yourself. Say it yourself quickly. I will ignore you. Stammer: Ha ha ha ha ha ha, that ... that ... that's why I'm in song for you. Song (surname) ... The name of this song is ... looking in the fog ... looking in the fog ... looking at the clouds ... looking at ..........., I can't see clearly. Man B: Hey, Xiaomei! Woman B: Ding Ding, why are you here? Man B: My friend is a stammer. I took him on a blind date. Woman B: This is my friend and a stammer, and I am also the woman who leads him to find someone. Then they are two people. I tell you, let's play a trick on them later. Listen to my female B: OK, listen to your male B: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ~ ~ Nana, actually. Dear female B: Oh! Dear (scared, get up and find your friend) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ~ ~ Sit down! Stammer A: You ... you ... you ... learn from your friends ... like it very much! Stammer A: You ... you ... you learn well, too! Stuttering woman A: I ... I like ... talking like this. Stuttering man a: well ... we'll talk like this from now on. Stuttering woman A: What a stuttering man A: Actually, it's Nana ... I ... I like you ... as soon as I see you ... I like you ... your waves ... Stuttering girl A: What's the matter, stuttering boy A: What's the matter, stuttering boy A: You're wearing these sneakers, stuttering girl A: This is ... actually you. Your Mao Mao ... Mao Mao ... Your sweater is very good, too. Stutterer A: That ... your hole ... your hole, your movements are so beautiful. Stutterer A: Thank you. So, let me ask you, what's your ... your machine, your machine, your mobile phone number? Stammer A: Then what's your best ... your best ... your BB ... what's your BB phone number? A: Yes ... I'm sorry ... I ... I don't have a b B....B....BP phone. So if you really ... really like me ... then let's ... let's ... let's ... let's ... let's make love ... stutter. Man A: Honey, I'm afraid ... I think we will have sex as soon as we meet ... If you want to have sex with me ... then we can contact now ... just connect ... just connect ... just connect ... Stuttering girl A: No ... No stuttering man A: Ask my parents to go. Stuttering girl A: Okay, stuttering man A: That's it. Stuttering Man A: Xiao, the sketch is finished, but still, still not clapping.