2. Three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points depend on looks.
Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old." Husband is easy to run ",because" you spend too little money and give up your beauty ".
4. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
5. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.
It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.
7. I'm not fat, but my swelling is caused by my allergy to life.
8. People who weigh less than 100 are either flat-chested or short.
9. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because of them, you have dark circles.
10. I have been single for a long time, not to mention unscrewing the bottle cap. I can unscrew the fire hydrant.
1 1. God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. What a waste of resources.
12. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
13. The crown of anger is a beauty, and the beauty smiles!
14. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.
15. Actually, it's good to have a second child, because I think it's good to have a younger brother and sister to raise.
16. Once a person reaches middle age, it is a journey to the west, with the pressure of Wukong, the figure of Bajie, the hairstyle of Lao Sha and the trip of Tang Priest! What is even more frightening is that it is getting closer and closer to the paradise in the west.
17. The little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong donkey from the herd. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
18. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone.
19. I am before the Double Eleven: Thousand Hands Guanyin; Me after the Double Eleven: Venus.
20. I swear I'll chop my hand off if I surf the Internet again. I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands!
2 1. What if my girlfriend is angry and unreasonable? Drop a cup on the floor and see if you can stop her. If you do, it's over. If you don't stop, kneel on the glass slag and finish it.
22. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life; Now the internet is very fast, and there are many husbands. Anyway, there is no boyfriend.
23. Every man said, "I'm going to make you fat, so no one wants you. I want to support you for a lifetime! " "But reality will tell you that he left before he got fat.
24. I don't have any outstanding advantage, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.