1, when a thing is born, it wears more than 300 pieces of clothes. If you take off one piece every day, there will be only one piece of skin left at the end of the year. (Make a daily necessities) 2. I am not old, and I have many beards. No matter who I meet, I always call my mother. (Hit an animal) 3. Gold hoop bucket, silver hoop bucket, open it, and the hoop won't close. (Hit an animal) 4. A swimmer croaked. When he was young, he had a tail and no feet. When he is old, he has feet but no tail. His skin is black, his flesh is white and his stomach is as black as ink. He has never stolen anything and insists that he is a thief. (Beating animals) 6. The name is Niu, and he can't pull the plow, saying it is weak and carries the house. (Hit an animal) 7. Born in the mountains, the same color, came to the world with green and red (guess plants 1) 8. A little girl, sitting in the middle of the water, wearing a pink coat, smells fragrant (guess plants 1) 9. A dragon in the mud has a canopy on its head and a small hole in its stomach (guess the plant 1) 10. (Guess the plant 1) 1 1, tall and green, with a golden round face, loves watching the sun and smiling. (Guess the plant 1) 12. A child was born well. He wore seven or eight suits, a red tassel hat on his head and pearls on his body. (Guess the plant 1) 13, white as jade, wearing a yellow robe, only a little bigger, all among the treasures. (Guess plants 1) 14, you can eat fresh ones when you are young, and you can always use someone to cut them. Although it is not just iron, the joints are not overwhelming. (Guess the plant 1) 15, saying that you are grass, why are you conscious? Touch him gently and bow your head shyly. (Guess the plant 1) 16, the hair on the head is like a needle, and the skin is thick and cracked like a tortoise shell. The colder and higher, the better the spirit all year round. (Guess the plant 1) 17. Roots don't fall to the ground, flowers bloom all night, markets sell them, and gardens don't plant them. (Guess the food) 18, gold cloth, wrapped in silver strips, bent in the middle, upturned at both ends (guess the fruit) 19, red, white, Zhang Fei, three meanings. (Guess the fruit) 20. Take off the red and yellow clothes, seven or eight brothers, hug each other tightly, and everyone likes it. (Guess) 2 1, the little snitch, the weapon is a needle, and he draws other people's blood to support himself. 22, foaming at the mouth, holding two sharp knives, swaggering, really overbearing. (Guess animals) 23. Little Zhuge Liang, sitting alone in the army account, arranged in a gossip array, specializing in flying. (Guess Bug) 24, two moustaches, small teeth, thieves, like to steal oil to eat. (Guess animals) 25. There is a hook on his face, a fan tied to his head, four thick pillars and a small argument. (Guess animals) 26. Sitting is sitting, standing is sitting, walking is sitting, lying is sitting. (Guess animals) 27. Sitting is standing, standing is standing, walking is standing, lying is standing. (Guess animals) 28. You can sit, stand, walk and lie down. (Guess animals) 29. Sitting is lying, standing is lying, walking is lying, lying is lying. (Guess animals) 30. A bug made its own lantern, hid it and became a flying fairy. (Guess insects) 3 1, living in the grass during the day and swimming in the air at night, shining and moving, seeing the tail but not the head. (Guess insects) 32. He has a sharp mouth, sharp ears, sharp chin, thin legs, thin horns and small waist, and is cunning and suspicious by nature, dragging a tuft of hair behind his tail. (Guess land animals) 33. He grew a beard at a young age. No matter who sees it, he always shouts at his mother. (Guess animals) 34. Whether digging or digging holes, I naturally like to dig holes everywhere and loosen the soil and apply some fertilizer. People call me earthworm. (Guess land animals) 35. Vertebral tail, olive head, favorite head and tail shell adduction, walking slowly, who lives longer than him. Guess the animals in the water. Hard work and complaining, hard work in the fields, producing 10 thousand tons of grain, only using grass as food. (Guess land animals) 37. This thing is very strange. It has a long pocket under its stomach, and the baby is lifted in the middle. It jumps so fast. (Guess the animals on land) 38. Little baby soldiers look for prey everywhere. Although things are bigger than themselves, they can be solved by uniting. (Guess land animals) 39. The whole body is silver and pseudo-light, and it looks magnificent and magnificent. It can't fly without wings and can travel everywhere without feet. Guess the animals in the water. Wearing a white robe and two red eyes is the embodiment of peace, and everyone likes it. (Guess the animals in the air) 4 1. From a distance, it looks like an island. There is always a water column spraying upwards. It looks like a fish, not a fish. A suckling child has hands. Guess the animals in the water. Top hair, bottom hair, a black grape in the middle. (Guess the mechanism) 43. One is on the left, the other is on the right, and the two things do not intersect. (guess the mechanism) 44. People in green are standing in the street, eating only paper and not eating. (Guess one thing) 45. Thousands of lines, ten thousand lines, fell into the water and disappeared. (Guess natural objects) 46. A three-door room with only half a person. (Guess the material) 47. I'm covered in hair and have only one leg. I'm not afraid of dust, but water. (Guess the material) 48. Red gatehouse, white courtyard wall, with a fat boy sitting inside. (Guess the mechanism) 49. Very strange, very strange. It's really strange to treat a person's nose as a horse. (Guess one thing) 50. A pair of jade swallows go, leaving early and returning late. 5 1, windy, no wind, windy. (Guess one thing) 52, slippery, bright, eyes born on the ass. (Guess one thing) 53. Half covered, half exposed, half illuminated by the sun. (Guess one thing) 54. This thing is big and light, and it burns in the stomach. (Guess one thing) 55. Hard tongue, sharp mouth, not eating, just drinking tea. (guessing school supplies) 56. You can walk without legs, eat without mouth, cross the river without water, and die of ghosts. (Guess a chess name) 57. I'm from the water, but I'm afraid of the rapids. I went back into the water and disappeared. (Guess the seasoning) 58. Sisters are the same length, in pairs. They always taste sweet and sour, and they always taste first. (Guess the appliance) 59. Sometimes it falls on the mountainside, sometimes it hangs on the treetop, sometimes it looks like a round mirror, sometimes it looks like a sickle. (Guess the natural thing) 60. A strange cow with two round legs rode on his stomach and grabbed his horn. (Guess the means of transportation) 6 1, five brothers, born together, with bones and flesh, with uneven length. (Guess the mechanism) 62. Straight to a red river, there is never a ripple in the river. The hot water level rises to the sky, and the cold will definitely fall. (Guess one thing) 63. Long and thin, born beautiful and black-hearted. Climbing on a flat piece of paper is heartbreaking. (Guess stationery) 64. A little black boy jumped into the bath, and the more he washed it, the less clean it became, and the longer it grew, the shorter it became. (Guess stationery) 65. Point to your face, press your heart, inform your master and open the door quickly. (Guess the appliance) 66. It's really clean if you don't wash it. It's not clean without washing. If you don't wash it, someone will eat it No one will use it after washing it. (guessing natural things) 67 After a day, I took off my clothes, and after a year, I was naked. 68. A thin piece of paper with thin teeth on all sides. If friends from both places want to talk, be sure to ask him to be a messenger. (Guess the material) 69. Wearing a red robe, I was really anxious in my stomach, and my heart was on fire, jumping eight feet high. (Guess one thing) 70. Yuanyuan is like a melon. People like to play with him. They won't catch him, catch him and throw him out. (Guess sports equipment) 7 1, three things, you have me, it's not so good with him, and it's ugly without him. (Guess a costume) 72. This thing has eight sides. Everyone has two. You can touch it with your hands, but you can't see it yourself. (Guess the mechanism) 73. From a distance, it looks like a hill. Seen from a close distance, it looks like a staircase. Step by step, slide to the end. (Guess the game) 1, calendar 2, sheep 3, snake 4, frog 5, squid 6, snail 7, tea 8, lotus flower 9, lotus root 10, peanut 1 1, sunflower 12, corn/kloc. Banana 19 fireflies 32, foxes 33, sheep 34, earthworms 35, turtles 36, cattle 37, kangaroos 38, ants 39, fish 40, pigeons 4 1, whales 42, eyes 43, ears 44, mailboxes 45, rain 46, pants 47, feather brooms 48, etc. Fan 52, needle 53, roof tile 54, lantern 55, pen 56, chess 57, salt 58, chopsticks 59, moon 60, bicycle 6 1, hand 62, thermometer 63, pencil 64, ink 65, doorbell 66, water 67, calendar 68, stamp 69, firecrackers 70, basketball.

What can I borrow without returning it? ● Sorry.

What was the first animal you saw in the zoo? ● Conductor

What can't a magnifying glass enlarge? ● Angle

What will increase by half after handstand? ●6

All you have to do is call its name and you will destroy it. What is this? ● Silence

What comes often, but never really comes? ● Tomorrow

Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, his parents seem to be at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? Xiao Wang is a baby.

How do I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write a "red"

When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? ● Spare tire

There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? ● Sink into the river bottom

Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? ● Cremation

Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? ● Alcohol

Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? ● Chicken lays eggs

Why do two tigers have to fight to the death before giving up? No one dares to stop fighting.

Mr. Lin installed an artificial heart after major surgery. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? ● Never really loved her.

You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? ● Dreaming

Black chicken or white chicken, why? ● Black-bone chicken, black-bone chicken can lay white eggs, and white chicken can't lay black eggs.

When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your greatest wish? I forgot to lock the door.

What are the benefits of black hair? ● Not afraid of tanning

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? A seat in heaven.

The manager can't cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is this? ● Fired.

What wine can't be drunk? ● Iodine

Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? As long as you don't drink.

You don't need to work hard at typing. ● doze off

There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? ● Coffin

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? ● bound volume

What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.

A cow, north10m, west10m, south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. ● Facing the ground

"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? the day after tomorrow

What are the main reasons for divorce? ● Get married

Nine oranges were distributed to 13 children. How to divide it fairly? Squeeze into juice

How to put the pencil on the ground so that others can't draw it? Low on the wall.

Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ● Trees can't jump

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? ● Earth

What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? ● Beauty

Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● Afraid of eating fingers.

Who is always afraid of taking a bath ● Clay figurine

Why are Buddhists mostly in the northern hemisphere? ● South "no" Amitabha.

Stealing is not illegal. ● Sneak

Do you know where modern scientists are usually born? ● In the hospital

Why do geese fly south? ● Because walking with your feet is too slow.

Winter melon, cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin can all be eaten, but what melon can't be eaten? ● Fool

There are six steamed buns in the basin, for each of the six children 1, and there is 1 in the basin. Why? ● The last child takes the basin together.

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Lao Wang is a barber.

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? This is the word "wrong"

What car can't move? ● Windmill

Xiaoming never studied, but he got a model student. Why is Xiao a deaf-mute student?

How many sides does the box have? ● Two sides. internally and externally

Which month has 28 days? ● There are 28 days in each month.

Place name riddle:

0 1, the judge entered the sheepfold. [Answer: yang shen (Shenyang)]

02, double happiness. [Answer: Chongqing]

03. Brand-new land. [Answer: Xinjiang]

04. Oasis at sea. [Answer: Qingdao]

05, calm down. [Answer: Ningbo]

06, dusk. [Answer: Luoyang]

07. The ocean of deaf people. [A: Wan Deaf (Bandung)]

08. Fireflies. [Answer: Kunming]

09, always the first. [Answer: Baotou]

10, put rabbits at the intersection. [Answer: Sichuan (Sichuan)]

1 1, a brand-new territory. [Answer: Xinjiang]

12, no summer. [Answer: Zero Summer (Ningxia)]

13, not a man. [Answer: No (South Africa)]

14, severe drought. [Answer: Five Drought (Wuhan)]

15, Altman Lao Si. [Answer: Jack (Czech Republic)]

Looking forward to winter. [Answer: Greece]

17, just want to make more money. [Answer: Italy]

18, in the dark. [Answer: Inner Mongolia Drum (Inner Mongolia)]

19, the whole week. [Answer: Dazhou (Dazhou)]

20, dense pattern. [Answer: Wanxian (Wanxian)]

2 1, orange tree. [Answer: Citrus Tree (Gansu)]

22, line up to shit. [Answer: Wheels Squat (London)]

Children's Day. [Answer: June (new york)]

24. Don't lose the tadpole. [A: Mo Smith (Moscow)]

25, iron belly. [Answer: Hard Belly (India)]

26. Eat grass. [Answer: Cao Xian (DPRK)]

27. Newborn mud. [Answer: Mudboat (Lebanon)]

28. There are no cypresses. [Answer: Bai Ling (Berlin)]

29, it is difficult to separate. [Answer: Difficulties (Finland)]

30. Remove the bomb. [Answer: Norway]

3 1, don't giggle at your brother. [Answer: Mohiga (Mexico)]

32. It is difficult to cross. [A: The harder it is (Vietnam)]

33. Not green ice. [Answer: Non-green ice (Philippines)]

34. Unfortunately, it is not a wolf, but a tadpole. [Answer: Wolves are tadpoles (San Francisco)]

35. Die for you. [Answer: Die for you (Venice)]

36. The emperor went crazy on the mountain. [Answer: Mad Emperor Mountain (Phoenix Mountain)]

37. The watchdog shits with you. [Answer: See Perla (Canberra)]

38. Four rusty blunt knives. [Answer: Rusty Blunt (Huston)]

39. Put four shits in the refrigerator. [Answer: Four frozen shits (four o four)]

40. It's reversed today. [Answer: Tianjin (Tianjin)]

4 1, ducks need to be bought. [Answer: Duck Mai Jia (Jamaica)]

42. Sleep every day. [Answer: Laowo (Laos)]

43. A silent Xinhua dictionary. [Answer: Dumb Code (Athens)]

44. With a new home, there will be an earthquake. [Answer: Singapore]

45. Rowing on the beach. [Answer: Polishing (Warsaw)]

46. The tortoise plays drums. [Answer: Slow Drum (Bangkok)]

47. Happy horse goes to Lama Mountain. [Answer: Himalayas (Himalayas)]

48. The domestic pigeon entered the veterinary hospital. [Answer: Manage domestic pigeons (Chicago)]

49. Six wolves are dead. [Answer: A Wolf (Iran)]

50. Beggars pull friends to beg together. [Answer: Kira Peng Qi]

5 1, no electricity charge. [A: (No electricity) Myanmar]

52. Pick up the bedclothes and go back to the cabin. [Answer: Jan Puzhai (Cambodia)]

53. Two sons ride horses. [Answer: Two rides (Turkey)]

54. The ant killed the shrimp six times. [Answer: Malaysians Kill Shrimp (Straits of Malacca)]

55. There is no light in the grave. [Answer: Black in the Tomb (Munich)]

56. The doe is pregnant. [Answer: Lu Shengbao (Luxembourg)]

57. Swallow sculpture. [Answer: Shi Yan (Shiyan)]

58. MINUS ten MINUS three. [Answer: minus thirteen (Mount Fuji)]

59. non-vertical ice. [Answer: Yokosuga (Yokohama)]

60, the wooden hammer pig and the waste wood horse are crazy. [Answer: Pigs and horses are crazy (Everest)]

6 1, peanuts are stewed and eaten. [Answer: Stewed peanuts (Washington)]

62. I forgot my mobile phone, learning machine and headphones. [A: Airdrop three planes (Los Angeles)]

63. The rice cake melted and burned. [Answer: Nianhua Paste (Lotus Lake)]

64. One pill. [Answer: single wheat (Denmark)]

65. Go away. [Answer: Boston]

66. It's no good going up. [Answer: It's better to go (to Hawaii)]

67. Pure men are not pure. [Answer: Yes (Yemen)]

68. It's a little hot inside, because there is a stove inside. [Answer: Rio Thermal Inner Furnace (Rio de Janeiro)]

69. If you beat your opponent, you will get the treasure. [Answer: St Petersburg (St Petersburg)]

70, knee flash. [Answer: Flash Knee (Shaanxi)]

7 1, the seasons are like spring. [Answer: Changchun]

72. Protect the teeth and beards of cloned sheep. [Answer: Victoria Hu Ya (Lake Victoria)]

73. Demote from kindergarten. [Answer: Taipan (Osaka)]

74. The emperor really lost to ordinary people. [Answer: Guo Huang lost Pubu (Huangguoshu Waterfall)]

75. Crows who like high heels. [Answer: Haolaiwu (Haolaiwu)]

76. Make the pen disappear immediately. [Answer: I lost my pen (Belgium)]

77, you can't crack, you can't fight, and it's not easy to take your son to the country. [A: It's hard to break the earth and turn it upside down, and unite with Belial for national subjugation (United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland)]

78. East Duck, South Duck and North Duck are not ordinary ducks. [Answer: Spanish Duck]

79. Regret is terrible for my brother. [Answer: Austria (Austria)]

Please pass me the fish tank. [Answer: annoying delivery (Vatican)]

8 1. My sister beat four camels, but she will be kowtowed. [Answer: edin dzeko was fined four times (Czechoslovakia)]

82. Listen patiently. [Answer: Wen Nai (Brunei)]

83. A lost duck can't get to the beautiful toilet by fate. [Answer: Mesopotamia is a duck of fate (Mesopotamia Plain)]

84. Hehe, there are stupid people who overcome four kinds of paralysis. [A: Kazakhstan is quadriplegic (Kazakhstan)]

Tigers and mice are special. [Answer: Hohhot (Hohhot)]

86. Play dead. [Answer: Playing dead (Shijiazhuang)]

87. Root number nine. [Answer: plus or minus three. (Zhenfo Mountain)]

88. I want to eat sesame seeds and peanuts [Answer: (Panzhihua) Panzhihua]

89. The earth is particularly green. [Answer: (very green) Detroit]

9 1. It snowed in the Forbidden City in Beijing. [Answer: White House]

A country grinds 10,000 arrows every day. [A: Every sharp arrow and many countries (United States of America)]

93. Centenary sea shrimp. [Answer: Centennial Shrimp (Bering Strait)]

94, five kinds of brine wood up a lump. [Answer: Wulong (Urumqi)]

African farmers are very strong. [Answer: Hei Nong Qiang (Heilongjiang)]

96. You pinned the camel and the horse. [A: Rome Your Publishing House (Luo)]

97. A grumpy mute is good. [A: Fierce dumb (Hungary)]

98. Ordinary dumb people are very naughty. [Answer: Putaoamu (Portugal)]

99. Give the clock back to your brother. [Answer: (Brother Zhong Huan) Mediterranean]

100, Jinshan is sinking to the bottom of the sea. [Answer: (Save Jinshan) San Francisco]