Comments: This line can only be described by the word moxibustion crowd in the present situation. At the same time, develop it into various versions, or use various dialects in the same version. I just don't know how many times this sentence can be used in life. Master Xing said this sentence twice in the same movie. For the first time, the expression of Supreme Treasure was exaggerated and painful, but the effect was extremely funny. The second time, sovereign treasure has become very calm, but we can't calm down.
● "There is no god of food at all, or everyone is a god of food." [delicious food]
Comments: As Stephen Chow answered the reporter: "There is no Stephen Chow era at all." Stephen got the title of "god of food" when he was ignorant, but after he was truly enlightened, he found that all this was false. Stephen Chow has so many people who like him because he is a civilian hero, not unfathomable. As the Buddha said: Everyone can become a Buddha.
● "In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess to cure drugs. Now I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads." [Domestic paint]
Comments: Anyway, Guan Yu's position has been deified by people for thousands of years. Today, Master Xing played a joke on him, which can be regarded as maintaining ecological balance. Stephen Chow is a man who can make complicated things simple. In fact, poking fun at sacred things is just a humorous way, and there is no need to give Master Xing any profound factions. However, everything that pretends to be solemn can also be deconstructed in laughter. The experience of watching this episode is to laugh and cry, because I want to laugh and cry.
● "To be precise, I am an actor." [king of comedy]
Comments: If you insist on one thing, you will be moved. Master Xing's spirit really makes the gods cry. Presumably, even when he played Song Bing A, B, C and D, he asked himself to have a mind and a soul. Everything comes to him who waits, where there is a will, there is a way. Whether it is Yin Tianchou or Stephen Chow, his investment in the stage of life doomed his later success.
● "As long as you say I can, even if people all over the world say I can't, I don't care!" [Naomi's spy is strange]
Comments: I have never seen a movie that shows the feelings of husband and wife so touching. The most brilliant thing is the successful description of an extramarital affair. The gentleness of his wife and Carman Lee's seduction are both exaggerated artistic images and extramarital affairs [sigh], and I'm afraid they are not as good as them. I was really touched when I read this line bit by bit. Life is like this, what can I expect?
● "I raise you!" [king of comedy]
Liu Piaopiao took the money, coins, watches, bankbooks and "Actor's Cultivation", thanked her, restored her professional identity and walked out of Yin Tianchou's home. Yin Tianchou chased out the door and shouted that. Affection is profound and touching. To paraphrase someone, "I don't know any woman who can resist such a confession." Don't say that you are not moved, then you are either too smooth or really heartless.
● "It turned out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad he was at that time." [A Chinese Odyssey]
Comments: I think this is the most touching line in the whole film. Although I have suddenly looked back, things have changed. Although it is close at hand, you can't reach out and hug it. Fairy Xia Zi is no longer a fairy. She didn't know before, but now she knows that it is so painful to love someone.
● "Mrs. Bing, a small person lives in Suzhou, and there is a house and a field at home, which is endless. Who knows Tang Bohu terminating, collusion with the government, lawlessness, occupied my big house, took my fields. My grandfather turned against him and was beaten by him with a stick. My grandmother called him a bully, but he was caught in Tang Fu and raped a hundred times. Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world. He also kicked my father and son out of the house and wandered to the river. In order to support my father, I had to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, who is so insidious, knows this situation and sends someone to plot against him. He beat my father and son at the city gate, leaving a strong little man and a poor father to die. This hatred is even harder to add. In order to bury my father, I had to sell myself as a slave, earn money diligently, and read articles at the same time, vowing to gain fame and fortune and make enemies strong. Since then, Tang Yin's poems have been with me, and I remember that this hatred is not mortal. " [Tang Bohu points Chou-heung]
Comments: I chose this line because of Stephen Chow's eloquent eloquence. Read this article with chopsticks knocking on the bowl. With the rhythm of jumping and passionate percussion, it is no wonder that Miss and Sixiang are confused. Master Xing said that thinking is interesting, making people laugh and interesting. Do something interesting when you have time.
"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "
Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "
Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.
Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.
"A Comic Book Striving for the End of the World" star Chi sang: "Your father is pregnant ~ ~ ~ Congratulations!"
"Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse" star road: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to give you a light tonight? "
Curry chili (1) Bai: How often do you police sweep? Xing Chi: Oh ~ ~ Basically every month, once every 28 days on average. The foreign girl knocked Xing Chi to the ground and rode on a madman. Xing Chi pulled out his gun and shouted at her, "Now there are two guns pointing at you. Which one do you want me to open? "
Wei Xiaobao, Duke of Lushan: Hey ~ ~ ~ Where have you shrunk to? Wei Xiaobao: Shit, I almost got hit by him with a stick! Wei Xiaobao: So yours is that big? I thought I was the only one. Wei Xiaobao: If you rape her, don't kill her.
Wei Xiaobao in Dragon Teaching: Can gambling pay off debts? Princess Channing cast Wei Xiaobao as the tortoise. Wei Xiaobao: Now I'll send you to get married. Play the tortoise. Take it and use it. (Give Jianning a banana) Long Er: It was last night that I discovered that you had so many strengths. Wei Xiaobao: I have only one power.
Daily expression
Many people like to travel westward, and many lines are catchy. But whether you are really a liar depends on whether you meet the following requirements. A real "liar" can talk like this. But I haven't reached such a high level. Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "When you see a puppy, you should call it Wang Cai. When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, you should shout, "Xiao Qiang! When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" " Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?" When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?" Express admiration for a girl and say, "Then let's all start this relationship right away!" " At the same time, I also want to say: "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie." When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" " Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! " When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ..... If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep. "When I praised my school, I said," Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor. When you praise others, you say, "I'm kao! I took you there! "But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said," Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "Show someone something and say," You don't believe it? Look! "When you can't understand what others are saying, just say," I see, you are crazy! " "When I was inferior to others in the exam, he said," I have always been a little higher than him in wisdom and martial arts. It is because of the extra burden that he will be taller than me! "When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says," Do you need a reason to love someone? " When abandoned, say to others, "The relationship is broken. "Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn:" Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh! ""Seeing the people in the dormitory littering, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time, and I'll get used to it when I throw up!" "When you fail in the exam, say," I guessed the leader, but I can't guess the ending ... "When you see someone else fail in the exam, say," Brother, you have been recruited! " "Why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! (Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice) If you can't hear the original "only you", you will fall down. The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! ! Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. What necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and the like do you have? " Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! ! Fight with people: I am a woman. Play with me, really.
Don't say moral words to others.
Let's take a look at a conversation between Stephen Chow and his old partner Ng Man Tat in the movie (this is based on the impression of watching this movie, not necessarily accurate):
Stephen Chow's Su Beggar (who later became a beggar, but was originally a rich boy) was fighting with someone when the general's father () arrived with the guards.
Ng Man Tat: "Son, who bullied you?" Stephen Chow: "I am bullying others!" " "Ng Man Tat:" His family has money and status. Are you qualified to bully? " ……
Stephen Chow: "Dad, I'm going to Beijing to take the top martial arts exam." Ng Man Tat (excitedly): "Son! We Su Chahar family have been waiting for this sentence for 20 years! Stephen Chow: "No, I did it for a woman. Ng Man Tat: "Good! Die for women, die for women, and take exams for women! Hero! Who dares ask? Stephen Chow: Yuan is like a frost girl. Ng Man Tat: "Ah? ! Prostitute! ！” Stephen Chow: "What's the matter? Ng Man Tat: "I dare not love what people dare to love. I have different tastes. I admire you, Dad! "
Wonderful dialogue on a Chinese Odyssey:
What's your mother's name?
You scared me again!
Be careful! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes!
Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person!
Wukong, how can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?
Alas, literature is not good, nor is martial arts. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?
Oh-! If you talk like that, I can sue you for slander, ha!
Save it! Change your image and be a promising mountain thief!
I am a western soldier after all. If you let me kiss you, I will. Then my image is not completely ruined!
Brother, how can a rational person like me accept such a ridiculous thing?
Why did you shave off your beard? Do you know that you have no personality without a beard?
It's been a long night and I don't want to sleep. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. It turns out Jingjing can't sleep either!
Cut the crap! You chased me for three days and nights, and I won't kill you because you are a woman. Don't think I'm afraid of you!
Look at you, sneaking around, making a fool of yourself, wearing long hair and putting on airs. How can you come out with me, huh?
I used to call people Britney Spears when I watched the moon with them, but now the new one is better than the old one. I call them Mrs. Niu!
I just woke up and did nothing outside, so I stopped by to learn from my teacher. You suddenly told me you were getting married ... I haven't brushed my teeth yet!
Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused on one thing to change my previous view of things. Why? I can't make a rumor. Do you want to sit in my seat?
Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks?
Do you need a reason to love someone? Don't you need it? Need it? Hey, I'm studying with you. Why are you so serious?
How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.
People and goblins are born of mothers. Different people belong to people, and demons belong to demons. ......
Therefore, being a demon is like being a human being. You must have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale.
I can't stand you! You are so ugly, do me a favor, everyone is a fairy, and stop sexually harassing me, okay?
As far as wisdom and martial arts are concerned, I have always been a little taller than him, but now there is a Xia Zixian, and I am afraid he is a little taller than me. It is because of you that he is a little taller than me!
Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!
You can stab me, Wukong. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand that you have given up your life for justice, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha. ......
Be sure to explain clearly! So I have to get the Moonlight Box back and take you back to explain it to them. I don't care what others say about me, and I'm not afraid that thousands of Qian Qian people will revile me in the future. I want to take it alone.
Did everyone see it? This guy talks about his mother-in-law all day. It seems that there is a fly. Hum … Sorry, it's not one. It's a bunch of flies around you. Hum … Hum … Fly to your ear. Help!
So I caught the fly and burst its belly, pulled out its intestines, and then grabbed his neck with its intestines and pulled hard, oh! The whole tongue is sticking out! I'll start over! The whole world is clean. Now everyone understands why I killed him!
Wow! Dude, is your makeup called the Monkey King? Give me some professionalism, will you? You see, those hairs are all open, and they look like they are wearing two pieces of rice cakes on their heads. Going out to eat costs some money! what are you reading? Your makeup is disgusting! Angry at me. That's what I said!
Do you want it? Wukong, how can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?
Hey hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!
Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. He is very uncomfortable after wearing it, and he can't sleep all night, which will bring trouble to me! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?
You should do this. I should die. Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is ... ten thousand years!
Zhou Xingxing Classic Dialogue (Cantonese Version)
Flirting Scholar
Xing: Haha ... I'm sorry to admit it, but you want to kill me in Tang Bohu just because you have a sweet potato and some eggs. Could it be a joke?
(Mandarin) "Is it missing?
Mrs. Hua (played by Pei-Pei Cheng): Haha ... You know what I said, you drink first? ? Ginseng tea, I have been poisoned by the first strange poison in the world.
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G: ah! (hat suddenly rises) Haha ... This is the strangest poison in the world. When will it be your turn to "break up in one day"? It should be me.
"Half a step with a smile" baa.
Mrs Hua: Nonsense. Our "one-day powder" is extracted from seven poisonous insects with different characteristics and then buried with Hedysarum for 49 days.
Colorless and tasteless, killing people without a trace.
Star: Our "Smiling Half Step Nail" is made of honey, Fritillaria cirrhosa, Platycodon grandiflorum and Saussurea involucrata. It doesn't need refrigeration and contains no preservatives.
Apart from the fierce toxicity, the taste is moderate, not bad.
Mrs. Hua: One day one eats, one day one breaks up, one day one loses his martial arts, the meridians flow backwards, and his thoughts even become possessed.
Later, I will die in the sun.
Star: This is a mistake, but friends who eat "half a step with a smile", as the name implies, can't walk half a step or smile, otherwise it will be all over.
Death by explosion is really a family trip.
Mrs. Hua: Kill people to kill them.
Two people: basic drugs!
Truant veyron Ⅱ
Ng Man Tat: The film company hired a leading actor, who has no bad hobbies, is young, strong, agile and magnificent, and all the conditions match you very well.
Well, a degree is not much different from yours.
Star: Edge?
Ng Man Tat: Did he invite a male dog to shoot People and Dogs Are Pregnant? If you fight for less, you might as well try. ..... Hey, mind your own business.
Is it a dog? Not necessarily? !
Cut class, celebrate the Year of the Rooster with the dragon of Veyron III.
Liang Jiaren: Actually, the correct name is Erwuzai, Ghost Head, Marginal Man, Goldfinger, or both.
Xing: I beg you to scare me into going undercover. I promised my daughter that it would never happen again, but I didn't even bury my wife. You should be afraid.
Do a good job of scaring me. Scare me when I'm a beggar in Sue, Eun Gong!
Liang Jiaren: You have no right to fight. You can join me. The police deliberately destroyed important evidence.
Xing: You are evil. Do you want to scare people to death? I didn't go ... there was a second one. Just say something at most. Begging is disgusting.
Liang Jiaren: Madonna, it seems that you lied to me eight times, and I accepted all of them, not to mention you?
G: How about Johnny Mak? !
Liang Jiaren: Madonna!
Xing: Why didn't you scare me?
Liang Jiaren: Hmm! You must go!
Star: Well, you are a horizontal baa!
Liang Jiaren: It's my flowers that I want to cross! You don't know?
Star: How dare you! It's too easy to deceive people, isn't it? ! I am the champion of Tiger Crane Boxing, and there are several ghost players with nine yin and white bones.
Ten years of achievements. If you don't listen, I'll kill you with my hands and feet. Do you want me to go first? But your department
You must have your reasons for asking me to leave! I'll look at it so that I can respect your decision, okay?
Liang Jiaren: OK!
Xing: Actually, I like ghost heads. What a nice name!
Liang Jiaren: The argument is up to you! Don't be afraid of me?
Star: Silly mouth set you up! Everyone's own. What do you mean? Are you really ... Should we be friends first?
Security guard: What about you? What are you doing? Steal?
Star: No! There are beautiful girls in shirts!
Security guard: I don't believe it!
Xing: You were scared when you buried it!
Security guard: Does it count if I bury myself behind you and peck me unconscious?
Star: Even if you don't bury it, I will peck you!
gambler
Star: Yesterday, my Filipino worker walked past the market and heard a fishmonger talking. A friend named gambler is for you. I was shocked in class.
Then I will laugh (eat noodles). The fact that someone in this world calls himself a gambler shows that I am obviously a slut. Well, I'm called a gambler,
You should wear contact lenses when betting on beer. I don't care whether you are angry or not. It's called psychic powers. There is an a in that degree.
As long as I gently press a button, I will instantly become a "wrinkled" scholar, because I didn't work hard, I worked hard and became a sparrow.
You must finish it all. Your words really mean nothing to me. I have enough words to wake you up. Watching? I can't breathe. Let's have a round and study it.
Of course, if you want to make up more than one million, I won't talk about it. Beer? Can I learn how to drive? Copy down my contact number is Hong Kong:
3345678, I repeat, Hong Kong 3345678. You don't care about me, and I don't care, because this is your loss, and it won't be good after ten o'clock.
Fight, because I am awkward.
Andy Lau: Crazy.
Bartender: Do you want to baa?
Star: Do you have baa?
Bartender: I have them everywhere!
Star: acanthopanax bark, double steamed, 24 herbal teas, vitamin milk ditch, then beat a turtle egg and mix well, add a few more drops of ink. What happened?
Bartender: Yes!
Star: One drink for everyone, my treat! I want a glass of orange juice myself!
Gambling saint
Star: Nightmare? (Watching Sharla Cheung leave) Actually, I'm good at fighting! (to a gangster who has just been beaten) I'm so good at fighting,
Can you believe it?
Gangster (touching the injured place and saying in fear): I believe it!
I don't believe you.
Gangster (hurriedly begging for mercy): You believe me, I believe it!
Star: Believe it or not, you just want me to perform!
Gangster: no, no, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!
Star: You don't believe me, but I can only prove it to you!
Gangster (escape): I knew you were fighting!
Star: You should have known!
Ultimate liar
Ng Man Tat: You can get married before!
Andy Lau: This is called a bridal chamber?
Star: This is a good physiological problem. First of all, both men and women will be in a state of great excitement. After a prelude, both sides will be in a very excited state.
What, that man will marry him? ? essay ...
The masses:? ? What bar?
Star:? ? The headband is loose. Then what? Will the bride take him away? ? block ...
The masses:? ? Shielding?
Star:? ? A red headscarf was uncovered, but what happened afterwards? ...
Masses: What happened later? Hang in there, okay?
Star: Just started the bridal chamber.
People: Nonsense. ...
descendants of the dragon
Liang Jiaren: Aaron, what are you doing?
Star (with tears in his eyes): I have reached the highest level of my life since I was born. I am afraid of everything except ending my life.
The road is feasible.
Lord of Destruction
Sir 1: Did you call the police to scare you?
Star: Yes, sir.
Sir 1: Give people a chance to bask in the sun?
Star: Let's look at me.
Sir 1: What's your name?
Jinyin He.
Sir 1: where's your id card?
Star: Sir, why don't you get your ID card from IKEA?
Sir 1: Do you recognize it? ? What kind of person are you?
G: I don't know.
Sir 1: I'm asking you, do you know Dai Li?
Sir2: Brother! Sir, do you know "Dai Li"?
Star: I know these are all important. Actually, I volunteered!
Sir 1: voluntary? What do you mean voluntary, boss?
Star: This is a mm-hmm question. Just as I was passing by, a man in rags buried me and asked me to buy food for twenty mosquitoes. I met him several times.
It's a pity to give it to you, but some people say that a wife with a child in her arms is so cold that she doesn't want to bury my shirt and my wallet.
Zhong asked me if I mind, and even if I did, you were embarrassed. I want to take off my underwear myself, but I saw it anyway
It's all about helping people to the end, but I was surprised, so I showed my face in the street, so I called the police. Let's communicate first, and that's it
Hmm.
Sir (pause for a moment): I see, PC26324. I found an exhibitionist on the street corner and suspected that I was mildly mentally retarded and hindered my work. I'll send a car right away.
Oh, no!
Star: I heard wrong. Do I have to repeat it several times?
Sir 1: Come on, retarded exhibitionist!
Star: Sir, am I serious? ? What a poor man!
Sir 1: hey! What a pity to have people like you in this world!
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He has too many classic dialogues! ! I think Cantonese is the purest and most classic! !