Fish and Tu want to stun everyone in the Murong family, and then enter the ancient tomb to steal Ganoderma lucidum. In the morning, the fish came into the fairy's room with porridge and found the fairy swinging on the beam.

Fish: "Huei-fang, have breakfast. Oh! ! ! ! ! ! ! Miss, wow, you are so tall, you are not afraid. "

Fairy: "What is there to be afraid of? I practice every day. Always like this. "

Fish: "Well, come down and have breakfast."

Fairy: "All right then."

Fish: "Wow, it's breakfast, Miss. It's not poisonous. Eat. "

The fairy said, "You call me miss. Then I am naturally spoiled. "

Fairy: "I want to be coaxed into doing things."

Fish: "Be coaxed when you eat."

Fairy: "Of course."

Fish: "How to coax?"

Fairy: "Well, let me ask you a question. If you get it right, I will drink it. If I get it right, you drink it. " . Then you ask me another question. If I get it right, you drink it. If you get it right, I drink it. "

Fish (with a helpless expression): "Why?"

Fairy: "Because I am a young lady."

Fish: "I know."

Fairy: "Because I am a young lady."

Fish: "I know."

Fairy: "I got it right. Why don't you drink it?" "

Fish: "Ah, when did it start?"

Fairy: "Just now."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fish: "I ask you, is the blue crab running fast or the red crab running fast?"

Fairy: "blue crab-"

Fish: "Why?"

Fairy: "Because the red crab is ripe."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fairy: "Why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?"

Fish: "Because the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound."

Fairy: "Wrong, because the eyes are in front." The ears are long at the back. "

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fish: "A rooster and a hen, guess three words."

Fairy: "Two chickens."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fairy: "How does a hunchback sleep?"

Fish: "Put down your hunchback and go to sleep."

Fairy: "No, I slept with my eyes closed."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fish: "A mallet or hammer has a headache."

Fairy: "Neither of them hurts, but the head hurts the most."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fairy: "Is the black-bone chicken more powerful or the white chicken more powerful?"

Fish: "white chicken."

Fairy: "Wrong."

Fish: "Why?"

Fairy: "Because black chickens can lay white eggs, white chickens can't lay black eggs."

Fish (angrily knocks on the table and takes a bite of porridge. )

Fish: "calm down, calm down, calm down ... I ask you, a couple is going to commit suicide." Before committing suicide, Huaguang spent all his money, leaving only the money to buy a bottle of poison. I bought it and found that the bottle of poison was not enough for two people. One person will die if he eats them all, but both of them are dead. Why, why? "

The fairy shook her head.

Fish: "Because he opened the bottle cap and found the gift, he changed it to another bottle to eat." Ha ha ha ha ... "(Knock on the table with a smile and have a bite of porridge. )

Fairy: "Aha, I lost. What else do you drink? "

Fish: "yes, what should I do?" Then you drink. "

Fairy: "It's all gone, what to drink?" . The game is over, you go. "

In this way, the poor little fish drank the bowl of porridge selflessly.

The little fish was drugged and fainted, and the little fairy's brother tried to "insult". The little fish strongly resisted and was discovered by the little fairy. The little fish had a brainwave and pretended to be hypnotized.

Fairy: "I want to ask you the most serious thing now." What are you going to do if there is only one wick of incense left in your life? "

Fish: "I want to marry a fairy."

Fairy: "What if there is only one wick of incense left in the fairy's life?"

Fish: "I am still the same." I want to marry a fairy. "

Fairy: "But you can only be a sweet couple."

Fish: "That's enough."

After the fairy was sucked away,

Fish: "Little Fairy, Little Fairy"

Fairy: "Little fish eggs. Help me up. "

Fish: "No, you go to sleep."

Fairy: "do I look much better?" Is it better than yesterday? "

Fish: "That's awesome. You are really awesome. "

Fairy: "Because I am a fairy. I am a fairy. Then I won't have to take medicine tomorrow. I can get out of bed and walk the day after tomorrow. Then I can catch fireflies with you. Go to the top of the mountain to watch the moonlight. Find some. Break windows and grass to build our comfort zone. But I'm dying. How do we establish our own comfort zone? Because little fish never cry. Unless there is something else for him. "

Fish: "I didn't cry." I didn't cry. There is a person in this world who never cries. I don't believe it? " You hit me. "

Fairy: "Little Fish Egg, I won't hit you. Everything in this world has a destiny. God, how many times I should hit you in my life is doomed. I can't hit you any more. "

Fish: "Not enough. God arranged for me to be beaten by you all my life. You have only been playing for a few months, fairy. "

Fairy: "What do you call me?"

Fish: "Little Fairy"

Fairy "Don't call me that again"

Fish: "What do you like me to call you?"

Fairy: I want to be your wife. You call me ma 'am. Will you marry me? "

Fish: "I wanted to marry you the first time I saw you." Of course I did, madam. "

Fairy: "But my whole family is dead. No witnesses. There is no wedding ceremony. "

Fish: "One day, there was land. There are two of us. That's enough. "

Fairy: "Really. Then help me up. "

Fish: "This is our dragon and phoenix candle. Isn't it beautiful? "

Fairy: "Beautiful. Let us worship. "

Fairy: "Little Fish Egg, you'd better help me kneel down. Bad luck. Besides, no one sits and worships God. God won't admit it. "

Fish: "No, you are my wife now. If you are married, you can't. Don't kneel. " .

Fairy: "You started bullying me so soon. Didn't you say you would indulge me for a lifetime? "

Fairy: "Xianggong".

Fish: "Good. You called it well. "

Fairy: "I'll call again." husband

Fairy: "Xianggong, stop crying." How can you cry when you are married? I can't do it without looking good. It's ugly. I want to wash my face. Xianggong, can you bring me a basin of water? Then ask Sister Lan Xin if she has a mirror and eyebrow pencil. I want Xianggong to help me thrush. "

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When the fairy knew what she looked like after being sucked, she rushed into the street. The dialogue between Xiaoyu and Su Ying after chasing the fairy.

Fish: "What are you doing? Go home. Xianggong helps you draw your eyebrows, okay? "

Fairy: "Please let me go. I can't marry you like this. "

Fish: "You will always be the most beautiful fairy in my mind."

Fairy: "But I can't face myself"

Fish: "I don't mind"

Fairy: "I really can't face you."

Fish: "I don't mind." I don't mind cutting my face to accompany you. "

Fairy: "No."

Fish: "As long as the little fairy marries me happily, I don't care if my face is rotten."

Fairy: "Fish, please give it to me. I know you love me. Let me eat. Just agree. "

Fish: "Give it to her. Give it to her. Stop crying. "

When you get married,

Fish: "You are so beautiful tonight."

Fairy: "Of course. How can it not be as beautiful as your bride? "

Fish: "I have arranged a place where I can see the moon."

Fairy: This is our old place.

Fish: "You have finally become my real and eternal wife."

Fairy: "Xianggong". Will you take me to touch the moonlight? "

Fish: "Remember the last time I taught you how to look at moonlight?"

Fairy: "Feel with your heart. Then add some fantasy. "

Fish: "Is it round? Is it cold? "

Fairy: "not very warm."

Fish: "Do you remember? We shook hands for the first time Where is this? "

Fish: "Look at our matchmaker."

Fairy: "Thank you for being a firefly. Fairy, I really appreciate marrying the right person. "

Fairy: "Xianggong, you said this group of fireflies. Is it the group we saw before? "

Fish: "Of course not. As short as fireflies. This group cannot be that group. "

Fairy: "but in my heart, they are our matchmakers." All this is eternal and will not change. I said yes. "

You said yes. "

Fairy: "Xianggong". I am very touched. "

Fish: "This is really touching."

Fairy: "Xianggong, do you remember?" Last time you pretended to be hypnotized by me, let me ask you something. What would you do if there was only one fragrance left in your life? "

Fish: "I will marry a fairy."

Fairy: "What if there is only one incense left in the fairy's life?"

Fish: "I will marry a fairy."

Fairy: "Then we can only be a fragrant couple."

Fish: "That's enough for me."

Fairy: "That's it. At that time, I thought what you said was nonsense. What man in this world will be willing to be the groom for one night and take on the responsibility for a lifetime? So I am very touched. Before, I was afraid to leave this world. I'm afraid I can't be with you. But today, I understand. Only the body is separated. Fairy, it will live in your heart forever and will never disappear. This. " My mother gave me this wallet when I was a child. If I die, you will cremate me and put my ashes here. Take it with you wherever you go, so that you can hear the heartbeat of "xianggong" at any time.

Fish: "Are you tired? If you are tired, just sleep for a while. When you wake up, you can watch the stars and fireflies. "

Fairy: "I don't want it. If I fell asleep, there would be no stars. There will be no fireflies. I don't want it. "

Fish: "If God gives me a wish, I really hope that the sun will rise tomorrow. Never. When it rises, we will always look at the stars here. "

Fairy: "Fairy only hopes that when the sun rises every day, Xianggong can remember me and hug me, then I will be the happiest person in the world."

Fairy: "Trumpet. Do you remember? "

Fish: "Does the red crab run fast or the blue crab run fast?"

Fairy: "Red Crab. The red crab is ripe. "

Fish: "iron bar has a headache." Still a headache. "

Fairy: "Neither of them hurts. It's really a headache. "

Fairy: Is black-bone chicken better or white chicken better?

Fish: "white chicken"

Fairy: "no, black chickens can lay white eggs." But white chickens don't lay black eggs. "

Fish: "Then why do you always see lightning first and then hear thunder?"

Fairy: "Because the eyes are in front and the ears are behind."

Fairy: "A rooster and a hen. Guess three words. "

Fish: "I love you."

Fairy: "No, it's two chickens."

Fish: "How can a hunchback sleep?"

For a long time, the fairy did not answer.

Fish: "Take off your baggage and go to sleep. Wrong. Sleep with your eyes closed! " ! ! ! ! ! ! "