Brainstorming suggestions without answers
1. What was the most disappointing thing at dinner? Answer: No cooking.
2. What are you most afraid of jumping out of the plane? Answer: I forgot my parachute.
3. What do fishermen fear most? Answer: No one eats fish.
4. What's worse? Answer: poor.
5. What makes you more hungry? Answer: Gastroenterology.
6. What the hell have you been doing all day? Answer: heavy smoker.
7. What is the longest word in the world? Answer: smile, because the two letters s are separated by a mile.
8. Why must there be a sheep among wolves? A: There are sheep in the group word.
9. What wine can't be drunk? Answer: iodine.
10. If a person has no predecessor, why does he have a successor? Answer: Of course people have backs.
1 1. Where is there sometimes water and sometimes there is no water? Answer: In the faucet.
What do children like? Answer: Curious.
13. What do cats like best? Answer: mouse.
14. What firewood can't be burned? Answer: talent.
15. What is the fairest answer: trade-off.
16. Lao Wang is rich, but others say he is a slave. Why? Answer: Lao Wang is a treasurer.
17. It's a little long. Throw it in Nanyang. It's ugly on the top and open your mouth on the bottom. Answer: Don.
18. Why can't Xiao Ming put the bookmark between 175 and 176 when reading? Answer: Because it is written on a piece of paper.
19. Where in the world does afternoon arrive earlier than morning? Answer: In the dictionary.
20. What walks on four legs in the morning, walks on two legs at noon and answers with three legs at night: people.
Classic brain teaser sharing
1. What car can't I take? Answer: windmill.
2. What wine can't be drunk? Answer: forever and ever
3. If an apple falls on Newton's head, where will it fall? A: On the ground.
4. If an apple falls on Newton's head, where will it fall? A: On the ground.
5. What's the difference between eight and nine? Answer: Almost.
6. One day, Yang Yang accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. Why does his hand hurt? Answer: Yang Yang gave the telephone pole a good beating.
7. One thing, whether you like it or not, you should increase it a little every year. What is this? Answer: age.
8. In the zoo, Xiaoming took a photo next to the tiger, but the tiger didn't bite him. Why? Answer: That's a fake tiger.
9. What is ice? Answer: Pieces of water.
10. How to prevent a second cold? Answer: Not at all.
1 1. Wang Fen and Lili are the best classmates in the class. They made an appointment to visit their teacher in the hospital. Wang Fen bought five flowers and Lily bought four. After entering the ward, they handed it to the teacher together. Do you know how many flowers their teacher received? Answer: A bunch of flowers.
12. Dai Xiao, a scientist, went through hardships and finally came to a place. He stood facing north, turned 90 degrees to the left, but still faced north. Do you know why? Answer: Dai Xiao is in the North Pole.
13. There are two bridges on the Yellow River, one high and the other low. Both bridges were flooded three times in a row. Gao Qiao was flooded three times, while the short bridge was only flooded 1 time. Why? A: When the water receded, Gao Qiao was exposed and the short bridge was flooded.
14. Grandpa Wang has three grandchildren. One day, he bought two small watermelons and thought about how to divide them equally, but he couldn't think of a good way. At the door, the neighbor only said three words, and Grandpa Wang frowned. What did Li Nainai tell him? Answer: Squeeze into juice.
15. A rope was cut by a knife, but it is still a complete rope. Why? Answer: Because the rope is originally formed by a circle.
16. Mr. Lu has two friends, both of whom are tax officials of the Inland Revenue Department, one of whom is the father of another child. Do you think it's possible? A: The two tax officials are husband and wife.
17. Uncle Yi Lee * * has seven sons, each of whom has a sister. So, how many children does Uncle Li Yi have? A: Eight children, the youngest sister.
18. 100 football knockout, how many games must be played to decide the champion team? Answer: Only one team can be eliminated at a time, so it takes 99 times.
19. During the break of the football match, the father asked his son: What is it that is placed next to the right foot and the left foot can't touch? Did you know that my son had a brainwave and found the right answer? Answer: It's the left foot.
The owner of a jewelry store hired a bodyguard to escort a box of jewelry, but unfortunately he was robbed on the way. Throughout the robbery, the bodyguards kept on clinging to the jewels. Although the bodyguard didn't rob himself, the jewelry store owner still lost this box of jewelry. Why? Answer: The bodyguard and the treasure chest were robbed together.
Classic joke sharing
1 really rich.
A group of girls chat, how to prove that you have money in one sentence? Nan Nan: I help the elderly in the street every day. Jiao Jiao: I watched the news broadcast on the 4G network. Charming son: I always bet on the national football team to win. Demon: My menstrual towels are all set with diamonds.
Hand over all the money.
In the music class, the teacher said: What is high-profile? What does the low-key Xiao Wu mean by being cold and cheerless? Caught by the teacher and asked him: He hesitated for a while, then answered:? That's easy to say. Look, it's taking your money, too. The thief keeps a low profile and is silent. But the robbers are high-profile: loud intimidation: robbery! Give me all the money! ? The teacher was very angry after hearing this, and the students all laughed.
I have a friend who holds a grudge.
I have a friend who holds a grudge. Two days ago, he bought fruit at the fruit stand at his intersection, but he was fooled by the black-hearted boss. However, he didn't find it at that time and refused to admit it when he went back. This product has been brewing for two days, and he actually found the person in charge of urban management in the county, took a bath and had a meal. The fruit stand was smashed the next day, and then my friend set up a fruit stand there.
4 a.m.
I just got up and saw my daughter sitting at the coffee table eating, so I asked, what do you eat early in the morning? The daughter responded: What about Daqingzao?
Master, turn on the air conditioner.