Du Shiniang's Angry Box (Funny Edition)
First act
Narrator: Li Jia, the son of Nanjing Buzheng, married Du Shiniang, a famous prostitute in Beijing who had not been raped for a hundred years. Du Shiniang was immersed in great happiness and excitement, and ended his sad career as a comedian in the fireworks yard. He is no longer regarded as a cash cow by his vicious wife, nor does he live a humiliating and humble life. Some princes and grandsons, Zhu Men, are very rich. Despite his reputation, no one can buy the slightest truth of Du Shiniang. Teacher Niang and angel lee hit it off when they met, and agreed to know each other and stay together for a long life. At this point, the two are like newlyweds, inseparable. On the other hand, Li Jia plans to take Du Shiniang home to visit his parents. They have an appointment to meet at Watou in the evening …
Li: Madam! (On both sides of the ferry, running to each other)
Du: Ah!
(Music begins: once in a thousand years, dancing)
Boatman: Let's sail!
Li: It's getting late. Let's go on board!
(Walking into the boat)
Sun: Wait for me! I hurried up with my bag on my back, and when I saw Du Shiniang, I showed my eyes. )
Narrator:
This man is a big salt merchant in Beijing. He is rich in the world and comes from the beauty of Du Shiniang. I'm going to take care of Du Shiniang this time. Seeing Li Jia at the bow, I waited for an opportunity to make friends with him …
Act ii
Li: (Poetry) I was born to be useful. I am happy that money is hard to buy! Ha ha! (drinking)
Sun: (strike up a conversation) Brother, when were you so happy?
Li: It's just a pastime. Fate has come, brother. Please sit down. (Two people sitting in the bow)
I want to know your name, brother?
Sun: My surname is Sun Mingfu, Sun Fu's grandson, and Sun Fu's rich. Living on salt, thin and rich, is not worth mentioning.
Li: I was rude. My brother's name is Li Jia, and he is going to take his wife home to visit his parents. From then on, he plowed and weaved, and she carried water to water the garden …
Sun: That Sasha was your wife just now!
Li: Second only to Sister Furong!
Sun: If I'm not mistaken, it should be Du Shiniang, the chief sensation in the Wulin and the major religions.
(Angel lee says nothing and raises a glass of wine)
Sun: Oh, brother, don't be shy. This is not shameful. But will your parents accept her?
Li: Well ...
Narrator: Angel lee couldn't help being shocked. It turned out that a few days ago, Li Jia's parents knew that their son was going to take his teacher's mother home, so they sent Li Jia's very good boy to take a message to Li Jia. "If you bring this girl back, don't come into the house again!" This made angel lee don't know what to do, so she closed her eyes and didn't want to think about it again. ...
(Sun Fu is pressing hard)
Sun: Hey! Although love is precious, it is really worthwhile to disobey your parents and even have a home! !
(Li Can can't restrain the anguish in his heart, roared)
Li: What should I do?
Sun: I can't bear to see my brother so disappointed. I have a plan. I don't know if I should say it properly …
Li: But it doesn't hurt to talk. Speak quickly and clearly.
(Sun pretends to be melodramatic, awkward)
Sun: Well ...
Li: Go ahead and give your brother a hand.
Sun: That is (whispering in your ear) to transfer her to me.
(Li strikes the table after hearing this, showing a surprised expression)
Li: What? Transfer it to you? Brother, don't make fun of me …
Sun: I'm a businessman, not a scholar. Please, I bought her from you!
Li: I can't drink any more, so I'm leaving.
(rushes to the hut)
Sun: Brother Li, if you want to be kicked out of the house and become a lost dog, it's too late to regret it.
(Li stops suddenly and Sun comes forward to persuade)
Sun: As long as you once had it, why care about eternity? If Teacher Niang stays with me again, I won't treat her badly.
Li: (making a heartbreaking roar) Ah! (Squatting down and scratching his head)
Sun: Then, how about giving your wife 1200 gold?
Li: Money, … What else did you see besides money? 1200 Huang …
(Return to absolute being) Gold! 1,200! Oh, my God! My ear, are you still working normally? (snapping your fingers)
(Xin Li can't help looking forward to the future, smiling, "I made money" cell phone rings)
Li: What should I do with this 1200 yuan? This is a question that is worth thinking about.
Sun: What do you think, Li Ge?
Li: Long pain is better than short pain. Deal!
Act iii
Narrator: At this time, Teacher Niang is still waiting for Angel Li to come back in the cabin, recalling all the good things in the past, but she doesn't know that this is the last quiet moment before the storm ...
(Du Yi is sitting alone in the cabin, and the music starts, "I'll wait here for you to come back and see the peach blossoms when you come back ...")
Angel lee then returned to the cabin.
Du: Ah! Li Lang! Are you hungry? If you are hungry, tell your teacher niang, and she will give you soup!
Li: (sad face, lowered his head and said nothing) Hey!
Du: Are you tired? Then stop talking about Erguotou!
Li: (still silent, walking up and down the boat) Hey!
Du: No matter what happens, you tell me and we will share it. (snuggle)
Li: (Holding Teacher Niang's hand) Do you regret being with me?
Du: No, it's my blessing that you can understand me.
Li: (burying his face in his hand) Stop it, I will be ashamed!
(Du Shiniang doesn't understand, Li Jia turns around)
Li: I am also wholeheartedly good to you, but ... but ...
Du: (happy and worried) But what?
Li: My father … I'm afraid he is a conservative …
If we are kicked out, we are bound to be down and out.
Du: I know, I won't care. I ordered a variety of dishes and ate less.
Trust me, yes!
Li: I don't want to cause you any trouble.
Du: Never mind, I can ...
(interrupted by Li)
Li: I found a good family for you.
Du: What? Good family? Is that a shameless salt merchant?
Li: How do you know? (surprised)
Du: I didn't guess wrong I saw you together just now, and he gave you 1000 gold!
Li Lang, I am only worth 1000 gold coins. Why don't you know the counter-offer!
Li: (Zhan face) Now that I know, I'll pack my things and leave!
Du: You heartless thing … you …
Li: What? Even you know this. I started to take the brand "Go all the way" a long time ago.
Du: You really have to let me go.
Li: Of course, of course.
Du: OK! I went to ... (crying and holding a small box, I ran to the bow and angel lee followed me out)
(Du Shiniang opens the box, but inside it is priceless pearl agate. Li Jia is shocked. )
Li: This is ...
(Ten Niang takes out a night pearl)
Du: This was meant for you, but you ruined everything. Don't regret what you did to me.
Narrator: Du Shiniang threw the jewels in the box into the sea one by one. Like Du Shiniang's chopped heart, these jewels slowly sank to the bottom of the sea until she died ... In the past, I can clearly remember that Du Shiniang's heart was broken, cold and dead. When all the jewels sank into the sea, the myrtle became calm.
Du: I have nothing now. Will you still be with me?
Li: I ...
Du: You missed another chance. You should not hesitate at all.
Narrator: Ten Niangs looked at the pearl in her hand, turned around and jumped into the sea …
Li Jia was stimulated and suddenly fell ill.
……………………
Narrator:
Falling in love is easier than being together, and compassion is easier than falling in love. When an infatuated woman meets a fickle lover, when love is lured by money, what should a pair of lovers do ... Du Shiniang, a woman who dares to love and hate, failed to change her fate, but changed her life because money is like dirt! Script 1:
Du Shiniang's Angry Box (Funny Edition)
First act
Narrator: Li Jia, the son of Nanjing Buzheng, married Du Shiniang, a famous prostitute in Beijing who had not been raped for a hundred years. Du Shiniang was immersed in great happiness and excitement, and ended his sad career as a comedian in the fireworks yard. He is no longer regarded as a cash cow by his vicious wife, nor does he live a humiliating and humble life. Some princes and grandsons, Zhu Men, are very rich. Despite his reputation, no one can buy the slightest truth of Du Shiniang. Teacher Niang and angel lee hit it off when they met, and agreed to know each other and stay together for a long life. At this point, the two are like newlyweds, inseparable. On the other hand, Li Jia plans to take Du Shiniang home to visit his parents. They have an appointment to meet at Watou in the evening …
Li: Madam! (On both sides of the ferry, running to each other)
Du: Ah!
(Music begins: once in a thousand years, dancing)
Boatman: Let's sail!
Li: It's getting late. Let's go on board!
(Walking into the boat)
Sun: Wait for me! I hurried up with my bag on my back, and when I saw Du Shiniang, I showed my eyes. )
Narrator:
This man is a big salt merchant in Beijing. He is rich in the world and comes from the beauty of Du Shiniang. I'm going to take care of Du Shiniang this time. Seeing Li Jia at the bow, I waited for an opportunity to make friends with him …
Act ii
Li: (Poetry) I was born to be useful. I am happy that money is hard to buy! Ha ha! (drinking)
Sun: (strike up a conversation) Brother, when were you so happy?
Li: It's just a pastime. Fate has come, brother. Please sit down. (Two people sitting in the bow)
I want to know your name, brother?
Sun: My surname is Sun Mingfu, Sun Fu's grandson, and Sun Fu's rich. Living on salt, thin and rich, is not worth mentioning.
Li: I was rude. My brother's name is Li Jia, and he is going to take his wife home to visit his parents. From then on, he plowed and weaved, and she carried water to water the garden …
Sun: That Sasha was your wife just now!
Li: Second only to Sister Furong!
Sun: If I'm not mistaken, it should be Du Shiniang, the chief sensation in the Wulin and the major religions.
(Angel lee says nothing and raises a glass of wine)
Sun: Oh, brother, don't be shy. This is not shameful. But will your parents accept her?
Li: Well ...
Narrator: Angel lee couldn't help being shocked. It turned out that a few days ago, Li Jia's parents knew that their son was going to take his teacher's mother home, so they sent Li Jia's very good boy to take a message to Li Jia. "If you bring this girl back, don't come into the house again!" This made angel lee don't know what to do, so she closed her eyes and didn't want to think about it again. ...
(Sun Fu is pressing hard)
Sun: Hey! Although love is precious, it is really worthwhile to disobey your parents and even have a home! !
(Li Can can't restrain the anguish in his heart, roared)
Li: What should I do?
Sun: I can't bear to see my brother so disappointed. I have a plan. I don't know if I should say it properly …
Li: But it doesn't hurt to talk. Speak quickly and clearly.
(Sun pretends to be melodramatic, awkward)
Sun: Well ...
Li: Go ahead and give your brother a hand.
Sun: That is (whispering in your ear) to transfer her to me.
(Li strikes the table after hearing this, showing a surprised expression)
Li: What? Transfer it to you? Brother, don't make fun of me …
Sun: I'm a businessman, not a scholar. Please, I bought her from you!
Li: I can't drink any more, so I'm leaving.
(rushes to the hut)
Sun: Brother Li, if you want to be kicked out of the house and become a lost dog, it's too late to regret it.
(Li stops suddenly and Sun comes forward to persuade)
Sun: As long as you once had it, why care about eternity? If Teacher Niang stays with me again, I won't treat her badly.
Li: (making a heartbreaking roar) Ah! (Squatting down and scratching his head)
Sun: Then, how about giving your wife 1200 gold?
Li: Money, … What else did you see besides money? 1200 Huang …
(Return to absolute being) Gold! 1,200! Oh, my God! My ear, are you still working normally? (snapping your fingers)
(Xin Li can't help looking forward to the future, smiling, "I made money" cell phone rings)
Li: What should I do with this 1200 yuan? This is a question that is worth thinking about.
Sun: What do you think, Li Ge?
Li: Long pain is better than short pain. Deal!
Act iii
Narrator: At this time, Teacher Niang is still waiting for Angel Li to come back in the cabin, recalling all the good things in the past, but she doesn't know that this is the last quiet moment before the storm ...
(Du Yi is sitting alone in the cabin, and the music starts, "I'll wait here for you to come back and see the peach blossoms when you come back ...")
Angel lee then returned to the cabin.
Du: Ah! Li Lang! Are you hungry? If you are hungry, tell your teacher niang, and she will give you soup!
Li: (sad face, lowered his head and said nothing) Hey!
Du: Are you tired? Then stop talking about Erguotou!
Li: (still silent, walking up and down the boat) Hey!
Du: No matter what happens, you tell me and we will share it. (snuggle)
Li: (Holding Teacher Niang's hand) Do you regret being with me?
Du: No, it's my blessing that you can understand me.
Li: (burying his face in his hand) Stop it, I will be ashamed!
(Du Shiniang doesn't understand, Li Jia turns around)
Li: I am also wholeheartedly good to you, but ... but ...
Du: (happy and worried) But what?
Li: My father … I'm afraid he is a conservative …
If we are kicked out, we are bound to be down and out.
Du: I know, I won't care. I ordered a variety of dishes and ate less.
Trust me, yes!
Li: I don't want to cause you any trouble.
Du: Never mind, I can ...
(interrupted by Li)
Li: I found a good family for you.
Du: What? Good family? Is that a shameless salt merchant?
Li: How do you know? (surprised)
Du: I didn't guess wrong I saw you together just now, and he gave you 1000 gold!
Li Lang, I am only worth 1000 gold coins. Why don't you know the counter-offer!
Li: (Zhan face) Now that I know, I'll pack my things and leave!
Du: You heartless thing … you …
Li: What? Even you know this. I started to take the brand "Go all the way" a long time ago.
Du: You really have to let me go.
Li: Of course, of course.
Du: OK! I went to ... (crying and holding a small box, I ran to the bow and angel lee followed me out)
(Du Shiniang opens the box, but inside it is priceless pearl agate. Li Jia is shocked. )
Li: This is ...
(Ten Niang takes out a night pearl)
Du: This was meant for you, but you ruined everything. Don't regret what you did to me.
Narrator: Du Shiniang threw the jewels in the box into the sea one by one. Like Du Shiniang's chopped heart, these jewels slowly sank to the bottom of the sea until she died ... In the past, I can clearly remember that Du Shiniang's heart was broken, cold and dead. When all the jewels sank into the sea, the myrtle became calm.
Du: I have nothing now. Will you still be with me?
Li: I ...
Du: You missed another chance. You should not hesitate at all.
Narrator: Ten Niangs looked at the pearl in her hand, turned around and jumped into the sea …
Li Jia was stimulated and suddenly fell ill.
……………………
Narrator:
Falling in love is easier than being together, and compassion is easier than falling in love. When an infatuated woman meets a fickle lover, when love is lured by money, what should a pair of lovers do ... Du Shiniang, a woman who dares to love and hate, failed to change her fate, but changed her life because money is like dirt!