* * The university has a master of philosophy. Because he couldn't find a job after graduation and didn't want to stay at home as a Mi Chong, he had to apply for a job in city zoo. Although I have been studying for a master's degree, I have to bite the bullet and behave well.

One day, all the monkeys in the zoo were taken to the hospital because of collective diarrhea. The director of the zoo told the master, "What does it feel like to have no monkeys in the zoo today?" This is a monkey's fake fur dress. Will it be wronged? ! If you don't want to, you can only walk. "Although the host feels very unwilling, he still has to pretend to be a monkey to accompany his children for a salary.

While he was concentrating on his work, he suddenly saw a lion coming towards him, and he trembled with fear. When the lion got closer and closer to him, he was almost scared out of his wits. When the lion came to him, he suddenly said to him, "Hey, classmates, don't be afraid. I graduated from the Department of Mathematics of Jiaotong University. " I only heard a voice from the bushes behind.

Shujia said, "We are from the Department of Business Administration of * * Institute of Technology."

Tree B said, "Whoops, private schools can only beat plants. The turf you are stepping on now is from Guo Mao."

At this time, a lump of "shit" on the ground also made a noise: "Your graduate students are not bad, and graduates like us will only dress up as shit. Hey! "

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What's the use of reading?

In fact, many college students are familiar with this principle, but only a few can really put it into practice. From the reading situation of college students, we can get a glimpse of the first category: literature, art, philosophy and other humanities books that aim at pursuing practicality and cannot bring direct benefits are often abandoned.

Are they wrong? "Reading is useful" has become the goal of current college students. In the 1980s, college students' pursuit of improving their quality through reading is quietly leaving us! More and more people lament that college students lack social responsibility and pay more and more attention to the small circle closely related to their own interests. The words "sense of responsibility", "sense of justice" and "lofty ideal" appear less and less frequently in college students' speeches! The lack of humanistic spirit is closely related to reading being too utilitarian and ignoring the accumulation of knowledge.

Daily chat, ask friends if they still read some humanities books to cultivate their sexual desire, and the answer is sneer: "Who still reads that stuff!" " "As far as literature is concerned, it is not that there is a lack of excellent and stirring novels at present, nor that writers are not diligent in using pens at present, and they have not provided readable works for readers whose eyes are becoming increasingly" metamorphosed ",but that readers' eyes are undergoing" qualitative change ". I don't want to dedicate my days to "boring" books that can't help my life much. What they like to do is to hold "TOFEL" and "GRE" counseling books in their hands all day. ...

It's not that I don't understand that spiritual deficiency will bring great pain after material desires are met, nor that I don't have time and energy to care about humanities, but I don't want to. I don't want to be away from the center of attention and the state of life that the public thinks in a fast-paced society where science and reason dominate everything. We have no choice but to do so. Writing here, I think of a sentence from a western thinker: "We can't change our life, but we can change our attitude towards life." Today, scientific rationality and pragmatism are rampant. Only by broadening the ways of reading, strengthening the edification of humanistic spirit while paying attention to scientific rationality, getting rid of the shackles of the supremacy of science and technology, and resisting the inner imbalance caused by various external temptations with profound humanistic spirit can we get real happiness.