Bai: Supreme Treasure, are you going to say it or not?

Zhi: Will you stop doing this?

Bai: OK, I'll give you one last chance. Tell me exactly why you broke up with me.

Zhi: I can't say!

Bai: Go ahead!

Zhi: I can't say!

Bai: You must say it.

To: OK, then I will say!

Bai: I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!

Zhi: Do you want me to say it or not?

Bai: I see. It must be Tang Sanzang.

Wisdom: As a man, I've made up my mind to do what men should do. I'm going to the Western Heaven with Tang Sanzang to learn from the Buddhist scriptures and slay the demons for her.

Bai: Don't I need protection? I am a slim young girl, petite and lovely. When I see bad people, my body will break out in a rash, my heart will burst and my heart will pound.

Zhi: My brain is buzzing if you don't talk! ~ ~ ~ Xia Zi We are immortals and can't fall in love. The master said that once we fall in love, we will forget the past and become mortals.

Bai: Hum! Mortal, what's wrong with mortal. Supreme treasure, don't lie to me again.

To: Good! I will prove it to you. (takes out the box of moonlight) This is the box of moonlight. When I open it, we will see another space. As a human being, Prajna paramita!

(Supreme Treasure appears) Bai: Are you a mortal?

Exactly: hmm!

(Jia appears) Bai: This is my mortal?

Exactly: hmm!

Jia: The Supreme Treasure! You tell me why you broke up with me!

Supreme treasure: I told you! We are not suitable.

Jia: Not appropriate? Me, isn't it beautiful? Am I in poor shape?

(To: Who said anything about taking care of yourself! )

Jia: It's unbelievable! You abandoned such a perfect girl (eating chicken legs)

Supreme treasure: anyway, put down the chicken leg first!

Jia: It's not that you don't know that people want to eat when they are angry.

(To: This year, you are angry. )

Jia: Tell me, Supreme Treasure, why did you break up with me?

Supreme treasure: I am a man, and I should do what men should do. I have made up my mind to accompany Tang Sanzang to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures, and to slay and exorcise demons all the way. (exaggerated)

Jia: Tang Sanzang needs protection, so I don't need it? I am a slim young girl, petite and lovely. If I meet a bad person, my body will explode, my brain will buzz and my heart will pound.

(Right: My brain is buzzing again)

Supreme treasure: stop it, I've made up my mind!

Jia: Well, now that you have decided, I have decided!

Supreme treasure: what are you doing!

Jia: I'm going to take part in a beauty contest.

Supreme treasure: I don't agree with you to participate in the beauty contest!

Jia: Why?

Supreme treasure: why! Aren't you going to look in the mirror? Do you think it is possible for you to be eliminated from the competition with your beautiful appearance?

(Right: OK! It is still possible to advance! )

Supreme treasure: If you go to a beauty contest, you will definitely become a star. Then, all men will be crazy about you. After that, you will have a chance to get in touch with Wu Xiubo, the first talented person in Jiangnan. He will fall in love with you. I dare not think of a picture.

(To: I dare not imagine a picture either)

Jia: Xiubo! You're dead! I'm not your type!

Bai Zhi: I thank you for Wu Xiubo.

Supreme Treasure: Xia Zi, Wu Xiubo is not your dish, but you are Wu Xiubo's dish. You will be together, and you will have a daughter just like you. What a happy picture this will be.

Supreme treasure: good! Xia Zi, you forced me if you took part in the beauty contest! I will take part in the bodybuilding competition!

Jia: You said ~ ~ ~ What are you going to do?

Supreme treasure: that's right! Leaky muscle!

Jia: Why are you so vicious? Do you know how manly you are? What kind of person is it?

Supreme treasure: Hum!

Jia: All the girls in the city are going to divorce for you, and the family is ruined and the family is dead. It's the supreme treasure, for this country! Please say no.

Supreme treasure: Sorry, there is nothing I can do. This is a punishment for your impulsiveness.

B: Are they all ill? )

(To: It's not normal anyway)

Jia: It seems that there is no room for discussion. Supreme Bao broke up with you today!

Bai: It seems to be true. No matter where in time and space, we have no results.

(Right: Let's go! Let them continue to tell our story)

Jia: Supreme Bao, do you still remember the night when you came to my house?

(To: Listen to this paragraph before you go)

Supreme treasure: of course I remember, there was no one at home that night, and you poured me wine desperately! Then he suddenly hugged me from behind and tickled me. It itches! It itches to death! All right!

Jia: I'm just kidding you.

Supreme treasure: You have teased me for three hours. Isn't this a big joke?

Jia; However, who did not say enough later?

Supreme treasure; Finally, I realized that everything you did was to make me pull out your purple sword.

Jia: Yes, I swore that the person who pulled out my purple sword was the only thrill. You always say we are not suitable, sovereign treasure. Dare you try again?

To 1: No, some things don't have to know the result.

To 2: Why?

Bai 1: Why don't I know the result? If I escape, will I be happy?

To 1: Can't you understand if you don't know what it is?

Jia: No, just pull it out if you think it's inappropriate!

To 2: It's meaningless to know. What's the use of pulling it out?

White 1: Yes

To 1: It's meaningless. What's the point?

Jia: At least, my heart won't hurt. Supreme treasure, do you still remember our promise?

To 1+ to 2: Remember.

To 1+ to 2: (White 1+ home said): There was a sincere love before us, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give it to me again, I will regret it.

If there is an opportunity, I will say three words to that girl: "I love you". If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.