Zhao Kuangyin turned out to be a turtle grandson.
A long time ago, there was a Zhaojiazhuang village near the Yellow River. There is a Zhao family in Zhaojiazhuang, who is very rich and has no son but only one daughter. The old couple put her on their heads for fear of losing their teeth. By the time I was eighteen or nineteen, I was already very handsome, and I really liked my slim figure. The old couple were busy looking for a son-in-law, but something happened at this time.
It turns out that there is a big pond in front of Mr. Zhao's house. There is an old turtle in the pond, which has been cultivated for a long time. In the evening, he turned into a handsome young scholar and went on a date in Miss Zhao's boudoir. Miss Zhao refused at first, but it was a young girl with a young husband. Soon, the two became good things, loving each other and never giving up. Knowing that this was not a long-term solution, Miss Zhao begged Mr. Gui to visit relatives and friends and hire him as a son-in-law. Mr. Gui Xianggong had no choice but to tell the young lady his life story. The young lady was surprised and worried, but there was no way to cook rice with raw rice.
It's been almost a year. Miss Zhao is pregnant and her stomach is getting bigger and bigger. At first, I was able to deceive others, but after a long time, I couldn't. The old lady finally found out. She hurriedly told the member that he was surprised and angry, and called her daughter to inquire. Miss is ashamed and sad, speechless, and can't stand her father's torture, so she has to tell the truth. This made the old man very angry. He ordered his family to open the pond and drain it immediately to get rid of turtle essence. The young lady was afraid that her husband would be killed, wanted to stop it, and dared not go forward to persuade her father, so she had to secretly shed tears.
The water in the pond quickly drained away, and there was a turtle with a big jar in the mud. Mr. Zhao asked his family to arrest him and cut him with a knife.
Suddenly, the tortoise shouted, "Wife! I deserve to die, and my fate is hard to hide. After I die, you leave my bones, which will be useful in the future. You have to take care of our son when he grows up. I will close my eyes when I die. " Hearing this, Miss Xiulou exclaimed and fainted. Mr. Zhao was shocked when he saw the tortoise talking to people. He told his family to light a fire and burn the turtle into a pile of ashes. When the young lady woke up, she saw that the turtle's husband had been burned to death, so she wrapped this pile of ashes in her pocket and put it away in a small box.
A few months later, the young lady was confined to her confinement and gave birth to a black and fat boy. Miss Zhao refused to throw it away, saying that she would never marry again, and the old lady repeatedly asked. The baby will stay.
In a blink of an eye, the child grew up gradually, and the young lady named Ann a turtle. Children have sex with water and enter it. He can't come out for hours, so he often plays with water in the Yellow River.
When the tortoise was five years old, Yang Jiye's grandfather felt its pulse. All the way to Zhaojiazhuang on the edge of the Yellow River, my pulse stopped. Originally, it was necessary to get to Chang' an, but the pulse stopped, and no one could do anything about it. It happened that the tortoise came to swim and swam in the Yellow River. At this time, the Yang family saw it and shouted to him, "doll, do you see a buffalo underwater?" Big mouth. The tortoise cocked his head and said, "Yes!" "That you put this thing in the cow's mouth, you want me to give it to you. "The man took out a small box." Very good! The tortoise took the box and got into the water. Her brain is wide open: there is such a box in my mother's box. I want to see it, but my mother won't let me. She just said to give it to me when I grew up. I'm afraid this box belongs to my mother. I'll ask. He swam to the other side and ran home.
"Mom, mom, what do you think this is?" At this moment, the young lady is doing needlework. When she heard her son crying, she saw his son holding a small box, some of which were like the one she had with her husband's ashes. She opened the box and was relieved to see that it was still there. She asked, "Where have you been?" "I went to play in the river." The mother is relieved to know that her son is not afraid of water and never gets in the way. "Where did this box come from?" The man by the river gave it to me and asked me to put it in the mouth of the buffalo that opened in the water. He gives me whatever I want. It looks like my mother's box, so I came back to ask you. "
Miss suddenly remembered her husband's words that the ashes were useful and should be in this matter. After thinking for a while, she took out the urn of her father-in-law's ashes and said, "Tortoise, put ours in the cow's mouth, and then put theirs, do you hear?" "good!" The tortoise walked to the river with the box. He plunged into the bottom of the water and stuffed the box given by his mother into the cow's mouth. As soon as the hand was taken out, the buffalo suddenly closed its mouth when it wanted to put the box in Yang's house. The tortoise was in a hurry. She found half a stick in the water and pried it open. It's no small matter to pry it open. She also broke half a stick and went in.
The tortoise has no choice but to catch weeds in the water. Wrap Lao Yang's box around his corner. The buffalo suddenly roared, jumped out of the water, flew over Kaifeng, fell to the ground and disappeared. Turtle this toss, 300 years Jiangshan DaSong from home to Zhao's hands, the capital also moved from Chang 'an to Kaifeng.
Later, Zhao Kuangyin, son of Zhao Guier, Chen Qiao defected and became emperor. The half stick broken in the cow's mouth was Chai Wang in the early Song Dynasty, and he also took advantage. I was emperor for several years. I just suffered from my family and became the "hanging corner minister" of the Zhao family. In addition, I was pestered and persecuted by Pan Renmei, the reincarnation of Shuicao.
1 Pulse: Superstition is the luck of being an official. The "pulse" swims underground, but stays where it is. The person who takes the pulse buries the bones of his ancestors there or gives them to "take the pulse", and then he can be an official.
During the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms period, there lived a woman named Ganoderma lucidum in a small ravine in Zhao Kuangyin. Her husband died of an acute illness a few months ago. At that time, she was pregnant and had to bite her teeth to live.
On this day, Ganoderma lucidum is farming on the mountain, and people are shouting in the distance. At that time, wars were chaotic and wars were common. The shouts and killings soon became smaller and smaller, and finally they were not heard at all.
On the way home in the evening, Ganoderma lucidum saw many bodies littered on the flat ground on a mountain, and the stones on the mountain were dyed red with blood. She fought back her fear and walked forward step by step from the dead. After only a dozen steps, she saw a man with blood all over his face move slightly. Ganoderma lucidum thought that this man might be saved. Thinking of this, she leaned down and dragged the man home.
Ganoderma lucidum put the man on the kang, and his wound was still bleeding, and his red shirt was black with blood. Ganoderma lucidum happened to have some healing medicine at home, so it smashed the medicine and applied it to the man's wound, and tore off some clothes from him to make cloth strips and tied him up.
After doing this, Ganoderma lucidum was so tired that she fell asleep on the kang.
Ganoderma lucidum slept soundly, and when she woke up, she suddenly remembered that there was an injured man on the kang. But when I looked up, there was no one there. Looking down, I saw a red shirt, half pressed by her body and half covered on herself. When the man woke up, he seemed afraid of waking her up, so he took off his shirt and left quietly.
Later, Ganoderma washed the shirt and put it away. She doesn't know who she saved, and she can't find anyone to return it.
Three months later, Ganoderma lucidum gave birth and gave birth to a boy. The child is surprisingly small. When he is five or six years old, he will never grow up again, and his body is particularly thin. But he has one specialty, that is, he can climb, and he is extremely fast. Climbing the tree on the wall is a piece of cake for him, just like walking on the ground. Plus, people look like monkeys, so people in the village call him baby monkey.
A few years later, the war outside became more and more fierce, and the people could not survive and had to flee everywhere. Ganoderma lucidum led the baby monkey behind them. Finally, they fled to Sichuan, which was remote and there was no war, so Ganoderma lucidum and her mother settled down.
Sichuan was the seat of Shu at that time. Meng Changjun, the emperor of Shu, was a fatuous and cruel monarch. For his own enjoyment, he often apportioned exorbitant taxes and miscellaneous fees to the people, and the people were miserable. Ganoderma lucidum led the monkey doll to farm, and a disaster year was not enough to pay all kinds of taxes, so there was no food to eat.
This year, there was a news from the north that a man named Zhao Kuangyin founded the State of Song. He knew that Shu was decadent and planned to attack Shu. People are very happy and think that they will have a good life soon.
But in order to save the country, Meng Chang decided to stand firm and defend Jianmen. As a result, before Song Jun arrived, Meng Chang ordered people outside the sword gate to rob their food and burn their houses. Ganoderma lucidum suffered a lot this time. Without food and shelter, Ganoderma lucidum was forced to live in a cave and live like a savage. Without food, the villagers had to pick some wild fruits in the mountains to satisfy their hunger. Thanks to the climbing ability of the monkey doll, she can always pick fruits that people can't reach, and Ganoderma lucidum finally didn't starve to death.
The villagers have been expecting Song Jun to destroy Shu, but Song Jun has not occupied Jianmenguan for several months. The weather is getting colder and colder, and Ganoderma lucidum is worried. At this rate, how will we spend this winter?
At this time, the baby monkey came back with a bag of things and opened it to see that it was glistening rice. How can you get rice this year? Ganoderma lucidum asked his son where he got it, but the baby monkey just wouldn't say.
In the future, the baby monkey will bring back a bag of rice every few days. If he can't eat it himself, he will give it to the villagers. The villagers are very grateful to the baby monkey.
On this day, some people hurriedly told Ganoderma that her son would be beheaded by Song Jun! Ganoderma lucidum felt a buzz in her heart and asked Monkey what was wrong.
The villagers said that all the food the baby monkey got was stolen from Song Ying. With his climbing ability, he got into the top floor of the grain depot and stole the grain unnoticed.
Besides, Song Juncheng has not been attacked in recent months, and many foot soldiers have died, and food and grass are also in a hurry. Zhao Kuangyin was very worried. It was reported that the grain in the grain depot was inexplicably low, and it was suspected that someone was stealing rations. Zhao Kuangyin was very angry when he heard the news and ordered the soldiers to defend the grain depot. Once the thief who steals food is caught, he will be hacked to death. But there are many people around the grain depot, and the food is still small. Finally, the guard Wang Quanbin came up with a way to set up a net above the grain depot. As a result, the baby monkey was caught ...
Lingzhi didn't feel sad, so she took something in a hurry and ran to Song Jun Barracks. After running more than ten miles, I saw my son kneeling on a mud platform with bare arms and hands tied. She cried, "My son ..."
Mother and son cried bitterly. Ganoderma lucidum took a shirt many years ago, and the blood on it was still there. She said to the baby monkey, "son, you have to go, because your mother has nothing for you, so I put this robe on you." The underworld is not cold. "
Time for execution. Just as the steel knife was about to fall, someone shouted, "Wait!" The man approached, looked at the robe on the baby monkey again and again, and then went to Ganoderma lucidum and said, "Sister-in-law, where did you get this robe?" Ganoderma lucidum tells the story of this shirt in detail. Hearing the story of Ganoderma lucidum, the man said, "Sister-in-law, I lost a shirt that year. I just saw it, just like this. "
At this time, Wang Quanbin, the grand marshal, ran over to Ganoderma lucidum and said, "Today is a holy place. Get down on your knees!"
Ganoderma lucidum got a fright and knelt down at once. Zhao Kuangyin helped her up and told Ganoderma about the past. It turned out that Zhao Kuangyin was just a teenager under Guo Wei, who had fought side by side with Guo Wei. That time, he was ambushed by the enemy and all his brothers were killed. He was also seriously injured and fainted. When he woke up again, he found himself lying on the kang, with his shirt half off and his wound bandaged. Looking again, there was a woman lying next to her.
Zhao Kuangyin felt that he had nothing to do with it. He felt that a man and a woman were alone in a room with bare arms. If people saw him, it would bring her trouble, so he got up and dressed quietly. But when he was pulling his shirt, half of him was crushed by a woman. The woman was fast asleep, so he couldn't bear to disturb her, so he took off all his robes, covered her and left with a cloth.
Zhao Kuangyin wanted to wait for himself to settle down and return to repay this kindness, but as soon as he joined the army, he went to war everywhere for several years. Later, when I became emperor, I remembered the shirt, but I didn't know the woman's name, even my parents had never seen it. How did he find it? Then forget it. Unexpectedly, years later, Zhao Kuangyin saw his shirt again. ...
Finally, Zhao Kuangyin said to Ganoderma lucidum, "Donor, if you hadn't saved my life, there wouldn't be today's Great Song Dynasty. Just ask what you want. " Ganoderma lucidum knelt before Zhao Kuangyin: "My wife wants nothing more. This child is my only family. Please spare his life! "
Zhao Kuangyin was a little embarrassed. He took his words as a mountain. Now that the military orders have been issued, if he releases people again, where is his face as an emperor? On the contrary, Wang Quanbin came to the meeting and said, "Since that was the uniform of the emperor, it was also an imperial robe. Killing him is a great disrespect to the emperor. Release people. "
The baby monkey is free, and Ganoderma lucidum is grateful to Zhao Kuangyin. Zhao Kuangyin also learned about people's current situation from Ganoderma lucidum, and said, "I have participated in the suffering of so many people. Pass on my words and give some food to the people. " The people got food, thanks to it, looking forward to the early destruction of Shu, so that they can live a stable life.
But then, the fighting in Zhao Kuangyin got worse and worse. Shu has a dangerous terrain and plenty of food and grass. It doesn't matter if you stay for a year or so. Zhao Kuangyin is an expedition, food is not enough, and the soldiers are exhausted after several days of fighting, so they are increasingly at a disadvantage. Just then, the Shu soldiers reported that he happened to find a secret passage on the mountain to enter the sword gate.
Zhao Kuangyin was overjoyed and led his troops to follow the people. As a result, this man led Song Jun into a dense forest and was ambushed by the Shu army. Thousands of arrows were fired, and Song Jun suffered heavy casualties. Zhao Kuangyin was tricked, but thanks to the efforts of Wang Quanbin and other soldiers, he saved a life. The Shu army is chasing Zhao Kuangyin, and there are enemy troops ahead. If they form a siege of Song Jun, they can't escape if they want to.
Just then, a man jumped down from the tree. The man kicked Zhao Kuangyin off the horse before everyone could see it clearly. He sat on a horse, slapped his horse and left. Thinking it was the enemy, the soldiers drew their bows. Zhao Kuangyin saw the man in the red shirt and stopped him at once. Isn't this a baby monkey? He came to save himself. Monkey took Zhao Kuangyin's horse and ran in the opposite direction. The enemy took the monkey for Zhao Kuangyin and chased him all the way.
Just then, I saw smoke rising from the sword door, as if something had happened. The rest of the enemy soldiers hurried back when they saw it.
Zhao Kuangyin returned to the camp, first went to see the mother and son of Ganoderma lucidum, and thanked them for saving themselves again. Ganoderma said that this time when she heard that Zhao Kuangyin sent troops, she knew it was false. She has lived here for many years and has never heard of a way to enter the sword gate. But Zhao Kuangyin had already left, so she called Baby Monkey to help. Baby Monkey put on his shirt to distract the enemy soldiers.
Zhao Kuangyin still has doubts and asks who put the cigarette in the sword door at that time. Baby monkey said that he put out the cigarettes. Zhao Kuangyin wants to know, how can a person do two things at once? Baby Monkey said that he usually hangs out in the mountains and becomes good friends with those monkeys in the mountains. Those monkeys are willing to listen to him, so he became the Monkey King, treating monkeys as monkey soldiers. This time, he called the monkey soldiers together with a whistle and told them to point some branches in the direction of the enemy city, causing smoke. As a result, the monkey soldiers did the same.
Upon hearing this, Zhao Kuangyin praised the baby monkey again and again. Although she looks bad, she is a brave and resourceful person. The speaker was careless, but the audience was very interested. On the side of Wang Quanbin frowning, came up with a trick to break the enemy. He quietly pulled Ganoderma aside and said to her, "Madam, I want to borrow the baby monkey. I wonder if you would like to? "
Ganoderma asked General Wang what she wanted her son to do. Wang Quanbin whispered something in Ganoderma's ear. Ganoderma lucidum looked dignified, but after thinking for a while, he said to him, "General Wang, don't worry, I will definitely let my son do as you say."
Early the next morning, both armies were quiet. Suddenly, there was a fiery red thing dangling from the gate. It's a shirt. As soon as Wang Quanbin saw the shirt, he immediately ordered the rocket to be launched in that direction. The rocket landed in the wall and roared, and a fire rose inside, setting all the food and grass of the defenders on fire. Song Jun took the opportunity to attack the city and soon occupied Jianmenguan.
Zhao Kuangyin wins some shady, ask Wang Quanbin what's going on, Wang Quanbin said his plan.
The day before, after Wang Quanbin knew the skill of Monkey, he told Monkey to take those monkey soldiers and a small bundle of gunpowder, climbed up the wall in the night, quietly put the gunpowder on the haystack, and then guided by the shirt, fired rockets into it, and the hay naturally caught fire.
When Zhao Kuangyin entered the city, he saw baby monkeys crying on some charred monkey bodies. The victory was won by these monkeys with their lives. Zhao Kuangyin said to the baby monkey, "You have made great achievements this time. I want to make you a general, so follow me in the future. "
The baby monkey refused to accept Zhao Kuangyin's gift, saying, "I lied to them and said that there was fruit to eat in the city, which killed them. Although they are all monkeys, they are also flesh and blood. If I go to be a general, how can I be worthy of them? "
In order to thank Ganoderma for its many rescues, Zhao Kuangyin named An Lingzhi as the imperial concubine, and let her enjoy herself in Beijing. But before the establishment of Shu, Ganoderma lucidum mother and son disappeared. Go to her place to find, only to see a washed shirt, Zhao Kuangyin understood everything.
After the destruction of Shu, it was ordered that local officials should not embarrass the Shu people. He thought that although he could not repay the benefactor in person, his kindness to the people of Shu could be felt by Ganoderma lucidum, which was also a kind of reward.
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