Prop setting: one table, three chairs and one screen.
People: Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Song Dandan, female guests.
Zhao Benshan (sitting in a chair reading a newspaper): When the Spring Festival comes, the golden mouse laughs, sleeps at home all day, eats badly, and the children work outside, feeling a little empty. People say that reading thousands of books is better than reading Wan Li Road, and reading Wan Li Road is better than knowing yourself. Now I understand, what is a good day? A: Good days are bitter days!
Song Dandan (coming out from behind the screen): What are you chanting, old man? Do you still want to return to the old society, where food, clothing, housing and transportation are miserable? It's especially tiring to get up early and be greedy for the dark, and chase me over mountains and mountains!
Zhao Benshan: Well, I think that's better. The flashlight can catch up with you. Now I am confused. See what's wrong! Honey, do you think a catty of pork is expensive now? Or is a catty of house expensive?
Song Dandan: I think you really have nothing to do, right? Wait a minute, the food will be ready soon. We can watch Zhao Benshan's sketches while eating. That's funny!
Fan Wei (Fuwa Huanhuan Dressed up) goes on stage: It's really hard to make money these days. The organizing Committee gives me 30 yuan a day to dress up as Fuwa and pay New Year greetings to every household! Finally climbed to the sixth floor ... that's it! (Ring the doorbell, Tintin ...)
Zhao Benshan: Who is it?
Fan Wei: May, no, uncle, it's me-Fuwa!
Song Dandan: Whose child? (Open the door)
Fan Wei: Happy Spring Festival!
Zhao Benshan (I): What do you do?
Fan Wei: Well, uncle, we are sent by the Olympic Organizing Committee to pay New Year greetings to you!
Zhao Benshan: What's the New Year greeting? I think it's probably for money, right?
Fan Wei: Uncle, you misunderstood. I'm here to promote! Never charge you a penny.
Zhao Benshan: What about that piece?
Fan Wei: No!
Zhao Benshan: OK! Oh, that ... what baby?
Fan Wei: It's Fuwa.
Zhao Benshan: Fuwa? Your style is particularly cool!
Song Dandan: But how do I look like Hong Haier? !
Zhao Benshan: This is not Hon Hai. This is obviously a ... Niu Wangmo!
Fan Wei: This is the joyful shape of the Olympic Fuwa.
Song Dandan: What about Fuwa? They are Fuwa-big nose, big eyes, big mouth, big face, short stature and sparse hair. How handsome! I'm not greedy for you-look at you, piggyback face ... small eyes ... crooked nose and long mouth!
Fan Wei (to the audience): It is not easy to make money now. I accidentally became like this!
Zhao Benshan (touching Fan Wei's clothes): I think this makeup is very good. It's a person! You see, this hair ... has something to do with the hat and this dress ... it's funny. This hand ... (touching it, getting an electric shock) is ... electrified ... (trying to fall, Song Dandan helps it sit in the chair).
Song Dandan: Wife, wife, are you all right?
Zhao Benshan: Why is it so hot?
Fan Wei: Uncle and aunt, Huanhuan represents Beijing's enthusiasm for the world. We installed a certain current in some parts of the clothing, one for self-defense when necessary, and the other for symbolizing and transmitting the higher, faster and stronger Olympic flame enthusiasm! So uncle will get an electric shock as soon as he touches my hand!
Zhao Benshan: Why ... I don't understand?
Song Dandan: It seems that he wants to get faster and faster … what … hungry … chopping wood and making a fire!
Fan Wei: It's not a fire, it's a flame! Simply put! I can ignite everyone's enthusiasm and make winter no longer cold!
(Suddenly "A Fire in Winter" was accompanied by a loud voice, and Fan Wei danced and sang-)
I am a fire this winter.
Like a burning flame ... it's warm.
When I come to you
I wish you a happy new year ... happy.
Although there is not much money.
It is also the motherland.
If you have any questions,
Come and ask me! (Music stops) Do you understand?
Song Dandan (shaking his head): No.
Fan Wei: Auntie, we are here to publicize Olympic knowledge and carry forward the Olympic spirit! In the future, I will trouble my parents (take out their notebooks) to sign their names on this paper and write some opinions on our work!
Song Dandan: Why did so many people ask me for autographs after I became famous? !
Zhao Benshan: Come on, you don't get it. He means that the company sent him to promote it. For example, we are their ... God ... Lord ... Amen ... Jesus ... So what? !
Fan Wei: Yes, you are my God!
Zhao Benshan: Wait a minute. You said you were here to promote Olympic knowledge.
Fan Wei: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: So you know a lot about sports?
Fan Wei: That's for sure! Otherwise ... how to be an Olympic messenger?
Zhao Benshan: During the Spring Festival, you are very hard and energetic! Let's ... sit down, we can't drink any more. Let's talk!
Fan Wei: Then don't bother your parents. I'm leaving right now!
Zhao Benshan: I've been waiting for a long time, and it's finally delivered to my door. Can I let you go? Honey, serve the food and wine!
Song Dandan: OK (after the screen).
Fan Wei: Uncle, this ... how can this be embarrassing?
Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense to me. I'll buy you a drink just to promote the Olympics! As the saying goes, since ancient times, the Olympics have been United, and when they come, they are a family! Be polite to me again and I'll kick it. Can you believe it?
Fan Wei: All right, uncle, I'll listen to you!
Zhao Benshan: That's more like it. What should I call you?
Fan Wei: Uncle, you can call me Fan.
Zhao Benshan: OK, Fan, can you guess whether the China football team can enter the quarter-finals in the next Olympic Games?
Fan Wei: What a coincidence, Uncle! I am a football fan, too! But uncle, isn't this problem very poor? China Football may be the first to leave … and the first to come back!
Zhao Benshan: Not necessarily. China's football performance in the Olympic Games is generally better than the World Cup!
Fan Wei: I agree with you.
Zhao Benshan: Fan, what do you think is going on in football now? Even the explanation is absent-minded. Huang Jianxiang explained the incident last time?
Fan Wei: You mean that part, right? (Imitating Huang Jianxiang) "Penalty, penalty, Grosso's contribution, long live the great Italy, long live the great Italian left-back. At this time, the left-back was possessed by his soul, Maldini ... "
Zhao Benshan: Yes, yes, that's it!
Song Dandan (serving food and drinks): I watched it with your uncle in the middle of the night. His guy's howl was worse than Zhou's skinning, which scared the whole building awake.
Fan Wei: Yes, real fans will!
Zhao Benshan: Many car alarms in our hospital broke down that night.
Song Dandan: Fan, I heard that after Huang Jianxiang came back, he couldn't understand football and went to learn crosstalk from Degang Guo. Is it true?/You don't say.
Zhao Benshan: Some people say that he went to Wutai Mountain to become a monk, right?
Song Dandan: Some people say that he won the lottery in gambling, and Italy won ... so he is crazy.
Fan Wei: Actually, none of them are right. The real reason is ... (whispering in Zhao Benshan's ear) I went deep into the internal investigation of the Olympic Organizing Committee and learned that during the competition, a sister sent a message to Huang Jianxiang, which said, "Brother Xiang, if Italy wins, I will marry you", so ...
Zhao Benshan: Oh, I see. I've learned a lot! (Looking at the food on the table) It seems that my wife added food today. Come on, Fan, let's have a drink. (Pour wine)
Fan Wei: So, uncles and aunts-I welcome them!
Song Dandan: A family, Fuwa comes to my house, and you, me and him are happy! Come on, Fan, try my aunt's stewed chicken-stewed turtle!
Fan Wei (raising a glass): Uncle and aunt, let me propose a toast to my parents first! I wish you a happy New Year!
Zhao Benshan (raises a glass): Drink!
Fan Wei: Auntie, isn't that what this dish is called in the restaurant?
Zhao Benshan: What's your name?
Fan Wei: Beauty is wealth!
Song Dandan: Hehe, it's a random name. How did the chicken become a beauty?
Zhao Benshan: She had plastic surgery!
Song Dandan: What about this mashed potato?
Fan Wei: It's called sugar-coated cannonball! Hmm. How interesting
Zhao Benshan: Then I won't dare to eat it. If I eat it again, it will be corrupt! Hehe, come on, drink!
Fan Wei: Uncle, you are so humorous! Drink ... drink!
Song Dandan: I will give you something that is not corrupt. Look, this is a stupid chicken and this is a stupid duck. This is a stupid goose, and all the green food is raised by itself!
Zhao Benshan: There are idiots here!
Fan Wei: Uncle, you are so humorous. Do you call an egg laid by a stupid chicken a fool? Then I'll be stupid for a few months, just a month!
Zhao Benshan: Why go to the moon? Or Chang 'e! Here, have another drink! Honey, why don't you have a bite?
Fan Wei: Brothers fight, soldiers drink and couples get together, right?
Song Dandan: What a soldier! Fan, are you really so short of money? This new year ...
Fan Wei (drunk): Sister-in-law, let me tell you the truth! Do I ... don't ... really care about this little money, uncle, you ... you know that this Olympic Games is ... a gathering of old people ... boss.
Zhao Benshan (drunk): I ... I know ... it's bigger than ... than the United Nations General Assembly!
Fan Wei: Yes, I am ... playing Fuwa ... I am doing this ... fulfilling a wish of my old father ... a wish ... Do you understand?
Zhao Benshan: What wish?
Fan Wei: My old father ... passed away a few months ago! Do you know the last thing my father said to me?
Zhao Benshan: Yes?
Fan Wei (holding Zhao Benshan's hand): "How is my son ... Dad ... experiencing pain and enjoying happiness ... but never watching the Olympic Games?" How much I want to ... continue ... pass the Olympic Games ... "
Zhao Benshan: Dad ... Dad ... Come on. ...
Song Dandan: I think you are both drunk.
Fan Wei: Auntie, I ... I ... didn't drink too much! Are you clear? Uncle, you just said ... Sister Chang 'e ... What happened? Sister Chang 'e ... Where is she? Tell her to come ... have a drink!
Zhao Benshan: Yes, ask Chang 'e ... to have a drink in the future! .
(Tintin ... the phone rings)
Song Dandan: It's hard to be a celebrity! Who won't let me rest so late? ! Oh, it's not mine!
Zhao Benshan: Celebrity? If it weren't for the new society, you wouldn't even have a personal name! (proudly takes out his cell phone) Hey ... Hey ... (No, they are looking for the sound source) Where is it?
Fan Wei (takes out his mobile phone from his pocket): Ah, here comes the moon! (Trembling) Excuse me, who are you?
(The lights change, and a woman disguised as Chang 'e appears in the spotlight on the stage): It's me, Huanhuan! I am sister Chang 'e. Aren't you going to buy me a drink?
(Fan Wei wakes up drunk, her mobile phone is scared, and Chang 'e's voice is still going on, so some background music is appropriate): Huanhuan, don't be afraid, the Moon Palace is so boring, and my sister just wants to talk to you!
(Picking up the phone on the ground): Chang ... Chang 'e ... Sister, I'm Christine, not Huanhuan ... I'm Huanhuan, too. Sister, did you ... did you ... ... eat?
Chang 'e: Silly boy, I won't be hungry!
Fan Wei: So ... come by taxi and have a drink here. There are many ...
Chang 'e: Silly boy, I can't go back! For hundreds of years, I have been hoping that someone can come to see me ... visit the mountain village in my hometown again ... even if I ... make a phone call. ..... but (sobbing) ... but ... today, with the help of Chang 'e-1 radio waves, I can finally talk to my family. Sister is very happy!
Fan Wei: Chang 'e I, yes, and Chang 'e I ... Sister ... invite her here ... for a drink!
Chang 'e: Chang 'e I sang for me here? Listen to ("Singing the Motherland" music-): The five-star red flag flutters in the wind, and the song of victory is so loud, singing about our great motherland, and prospering from now on ... (Music stops)
Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Fan Wei (affectionately): We heard it! We heard it.
Fan Wei: Sister Chang 'e ... Don't worry, wait for me in a few years ... I'll take Chang 'e III to see you!
Chang 'e: OK, Huanhuan, my sister is waiting for the early arrival of that day!
Fan Wei: It's a deal!
Chang 'e: Huanhuan, don't keep everyone from watching the Spring Festival party. Say hello to the whole country for me! I miss you every day. I will appear in the Olympic night and watch the sports meeting with the people of the whole country! Goodbye! (The chasing lights dim ... the lights turn back)
Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan and Fan Wei (cordially): Goodbye, Sister Chang 'e!
Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan (suddenly enlighted): one generation behind.
Fan Wei (sadly): Sister Chang 'e has left-
Song Dandan (poetry reading): She left quietly, as if she had come quietly. ...
Zhao Benshan: We see her every day. If there is no cloud ...
Fan Wei: Distance is not terrible, as long as we have love. ...
Zhao Benshan: As long as there is fire in your heart, you can burn clouds! Fan, go! Let's go and pay a New Year call to everyone! (