Morphy: This is a large-scale blind date program of Jiangsu Satellite TV. Welcome to If You Are the One, please welcome 24 female guests! Let's invite the male guest 1 to the stage today! Can you feel it?

, music starts)

Sour fruit: Hello, Teacher Murphy! Hello, Miss Le Jia! Hello, Miss Han Huang! Hello, 24 female guests! Hello, audience friends, friends in front of the TV!

Murphy: Please introduce yourself.

Sour fruit goods: Hello, 24 female guests and Miss Murphy! I come from Heyuan, Guangdong.

Murphy: Where is Heyuan City?

Evergreen Lake

Sour fruit goods: Heyuan is located in the northeast of Guangdong Province, in the middle and upper reaches of Dongjiang River, bordering Meizhou in the east, Huizhou in the south, Shaoguan in the west and Ganzhou in Jiangxi in the north. Dongjiang River passes through the city from north to south, Xinfeng River passes around the city from west to east, and the two rivers meet in the east of the city, so that the whole city is surrounded by water on three sides and looks like a raft floating on the water, hence the name "Tea City". The water of Lvwan Lake in Heyuan is the most beautiful! We have the most dinosaur eggs in Heyuan! we ......

Murphy (tirelessly interrupting): Ahem, please don't talk about your hometown in our program if you are the one. Can you introduce yourself?

Sour fruit goods (whispering): Brother Morecchi! People don't even talk about coal! Just break in! What a move! (He Puyi: Oh, my God, I interrupted people before they finished! Really no quality! )

Murphy: What are you whispering about? Is it the dialect of your hometown?

Cranberry: Oh, yes! I wish grandpa Meng good health!

Murphy: Oh, that's it! Thank you very much, then please continue to introduce yourself!

Night view of Heyuan city

Sour fruit goods: Oh, I see, I come from Heyuan, Guangdong, and my Chinese name is Sour fruit goods. Heyuan has a group of micro-signals flirting with me. Are they good or bad! Always put my stories and photos online! Don't write my English name on it!

Murphy: Yo, do you have an English name?

Sour fruit goods: My English name is Suan fruit goods! (Laughter at the scene)

Sour fruit goods: I am usually so busy that I have to plant and raise! I have dated several girls, but I think they are all with me because of my money! So I broke up with them!

Murphy: Can you be more specific?

Sour fruit goods: they just wander around like a train every day, and when they have no money, they ask me for it. Do you think it's funny that I'm with them? !

Heyuan dinosaur museum

Murphy: Hey? What does the last bag of rice mean?

Sour fruit goods: it means wasting rice!

Murphy: What kind of woman are you looking for?

Sour fruit: I like hard-working women with big lips.

Murphy: What is this?

Sour fruit goods: shit suddenly refers to the ass

Murphy: Oh, then why find a woman with big lips like little ass?

Sour fruit goods: My grandmother said that when your lips are big, you can eat everywhere, and when your stool is big, you will have a baby. Don't be crazy!

Murphy: Can you explain it to everyone in Mandarin?

Sour fruit goods: it means that a woman with a big mouth is difficult to raise, and a woman with a big ass is easy to raise! (Laughing at the scene. )

Murphy: Hehehe, the dialect in your hometown is really interesting. Ok, please ask the male guests to choose attractive girls.

Murphy: Have you chosen a male guest?

Sour fruit goods: OK.

Morphy: Please ask 24 beautiful guests to choose.

At this time, 24 female guests turned off the lights at the same time, but unfortunately it wasn't you.

Morphy: Hey, finally, I want to ask all the male guests, what is the income from your hard work in planting and breeding?

Sour fruit goods: not much, not much. There are dozens of acres of fruit forests and mountains in my home. I raise chickens, fish, pigs and cattle. No matter how hard I try, there is no employee's effort, but I only saved 35 million yuan in the bank one year, and there won't be so much next year!

Murphy: Wow! That's not much! Then why not so much next year? Are you in trouble?

Sour fruit goods: alas, some fruit forests and mountains were requisitioned, and only 1000 yuan was compensated! Production will be reduced next year!

At this time, a miracle appeared, and 24 female guests strongly demanded to light the lights for male guests again.

Murphy: Do you want to be a male guest?

Cranberry: I don't want to!

Sour fruit goods: I won't tell you stories here! I won't teach you a lesson! Anyway, if you talk so much, it will still be very uncomfortable!

At this point, there was silence on the stage if you are the one.

Just as the sour fruit goods were about to leave, his Nokia 8250 mobile phone rang, only to hear the sour fruit goods father say: come back to the room card when you are ready.

If you are the one, run away and be the bone that annoys the dead? Land expropriation again! When you get better, talk to them about the numbers!