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A complete collection of funny poems about Dragon Boat Festival
1. Funny doggerel on the Dragon Boat Festival

Poem on the river

Tang Li Bai

A boat with a jade flute and a golden tube sits at both ends.

There are thousands of welcome guests in wine, and prostitutes are allowed to go and stay with the waves.

Immortals need to ride the Yellow Crane, but sea travelers have no intention of following Bai Ou.

Qu Ping's ci poems hang over the sun and the moon, and the king of Chu's terrace is empty.

Xing Han put pen to paper to shake the five mountains, and the poem became Ling Cangzhou, a proud smile.

if fame and wealth exist, Hanshui River should also flow to the northwest.

sorry, this is not a limerick, but a serious line. This poem was written by Li Bai in memory of Qu Yuan. Magnificent. Not only eulogize articles, eulogize freedom. At the same time, we spurn wealth and profanity. Also with the desire to make contributions and live up to time. This is Li Bai's true temperament and true spirit. It's worth learning. Savor it carefully and it is very infectious.

hope to adopt it, thank you. 2. Give some humorous sentences about Dragon Boat Festival

1. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

2. I was desperate. Zi Xia left me, and the master was too nagging, and Niu Mowang didn't pay back the money he owed. Finally, he bought water curtain cave and was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva, leaving only a dime to send a text message to wish the second teacher a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. I heard that a strange thing happened during the Dragon Boat Festival this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe what I saw: that pig was actually reading short messages with a mobile phone like a human!

4. A long time ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but not only did it not sell well, but it was also exploited by local ruffians, so he was disheartened and finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea.

5.☆ Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen's and my affection is longer than Guan Yunchang's, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's. Happy Dragon Boat Festival

6. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

7. You know what I think? Miss you! Know why I miss you? Because I like you! Do you know why I like you? Because you smell! Do you know why it smells? Because you are zongzi. Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. What should I do if I am hungry during the Dragon Boat Festival? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if there is no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Find bin Laden to practice! What if I miss you? Go to the pigsty to see

9. Thinking of you during the Dragon Boat Festival is the happiest thing; Seeing you is the happiest thing; Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

1. You have an angel-like appearance and a devil-like figure, even your fart posture is so perfect. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy Dragon Boat Festival.

11. Turn off your mobile phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! Funny greetings

12. Miss your smile, savor your taste, take off your coat, show your beauty, control my heartbeat, suppress my madness, think about my needs, or kill you early ... Ah, Zongzi, happy holidays!

13. Your mobile phone has been equipped with the function of buying zongzi since June. Please dial 11 to reserve zongzi and deliver it to 119. If you have any questions, please contact our center. Website: If you don't slip or pit, who will fight?

14. Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two digits of the mobile phone number of 13 can get zongzi free of charge at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being spilled by the stall owner's boiling water.

15. secret: wrap the mobile phone in zongzi leaves and put it in a pot for 6 minutes, the battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you make a phone call.

16. The new function test of Dragon Boat Festival Telecom is free this month. Please press any number key to test your intelligence and test your IQ to zero.

17. Dragon Boat Festival, I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? That is, K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah! Funny short message of Dragon Boat Festival.

18. I am zongye and you are rice, wrapping you layer by layer; How many meters are there in the zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or the zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. take off your coat. you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. lick it and then take a bite, and my heart will fly to the clouds. ah, zongzi, my favorite!

2. Smell the fragrance of zongzi, and think of you in the distance. Are you well? Let's eat more zongzi thanks to the great poet! Have fun over Duanyang! A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only sold poorly, but also was exploited by local ruffians, so he finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong. 2. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing mahjong less can you eat more zongzi and be healthy every day. 3. Take off your coat, and you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. 4. Turn off your mobile phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

5. I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! ! 6. Zongzi should penetrate into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 7. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on the proof that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way! 8. Secret: Wrap the mobile phone in zongzi leaves and put it in a pot for 6 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and the smell of zongzi can be smelled. 9. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 1. I originally bought zongzi for you and sent you a short message, but the thief took your mobile phone, dear, let's jump into the river together! 11. A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but not only did it sell poorly, but it was also exploited by local ruffians, and he finally went to Guangdong to jump into the sea. 12. Don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to his father-in-law and mother-in-law! If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 14. Don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

-Come to my house to eat zongzi:) 15. Zongzi is fragrant, fragrant in the kitchen, fragrant with wormwood leaves. Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow. It is sunny here, there and everywhere. .16. Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer you are apart, the more intimate you are.

I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival. 17. Work is beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

18. A heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 19. You should take care of your health. It's really worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. You should take part in exercise and play less mahjong when you have time. I wish you health every day! In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

21. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi and be healthy every day. 22, the wind and rain end in the sun, and Miluo has nowhere to hang the spirit.

Liu Hua should smile at each other, and wake up alone without wine. 23. Write a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, and Pengcheng Fangcao will step back for the first time.

I know better than to die in Oujiang, so why bother to come here? 24. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 25. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate, exorcising evil spirits, preventing five poisons, and happily celebrating the Dragon Boat Festival.

26. I'm zongzi leaves, you are rice wrapped around you layer by layer, you are teeth, I'm rice fragrant and sweet, and how much rice is in zongzi represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or the zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 27. Send a sachet with a purse, make a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with a little care from the bottom of my heart. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 28, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, so lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival! If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 3. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:) 31. If you are apart, you will get together. The longer you are apart, the more intimate you will be.

I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival. 32. Workers are beautiful.

When you contribute to the society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi. 33. A heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival! 34. On the May Festival, the dragon boat is grilled, the dragon drum is ringing, and the river is near. Hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival! 35. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves, hang Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seeds, hehe! ~~~~。 4. humorous blessing short sentence of Dragon Boat Festival

1. A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented Zongzi after he was laid off, but it not only sold poorly, but also was exploited by local ruffians, so he finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

2. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: You can eat more Zongzi and be healthy every day.

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4. Turn off your mobile phone, close your eyes slowly, think about me and Zongzi, and you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi.

5. I wish you a safe and happy Dragon Boat Festival. ! !

6. Zongzi should penetrate into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

7. Zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on the proof that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

8. secret: wrap the mobile phone in zongzi leaves and put it in a pot for 6 minutes. the battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi.

9. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

1. I originally bought zongzi for you and sent you a short message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

11. A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi after he was laid off, but not only did it sell poorly, but it was also exploited by local ruffians, so he finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

12. Don't just eat zongzi, remember to give gifts to his husband and mother-in-law!

13. If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

14. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

15. Zongzi is fragrant, fragrant in the kitchen, fragrant with wormwood leaves. Peach branches are inserted in the gate, and when you go out, you can see the wheat is yellow. It is sunny here, there and everywhere. .

16. Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer you are apart, the more intimate you are. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

17. Work is beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

18. A heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. You should take care of your health. It's really worrying to hear that you are in such poor health. You should take part in exercise and play less mahjong when you have time. I wish you health every day!

2. In memory of the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more zongzi, although those zongzi should be thrown into the river.

21. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Only by exercising more and playing less mahjong can you eat more zongzi and be healthy every day.

22. When the wind and rain end, the sun will be dark, and Miluo has nowhere to hang the spirit. Liu Hua should laugh at each other, and wake up alone without wine.

23. Write a cup of calamus and bamboo leaves alone, and the grass in Pengcheng will step back for the first time. I know that qu yuan is not addicted to our Oujiang river, why should the people hurt their wealth to pay tribute to qu yuan in such a luxurious dragon boat festival?

24. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

25. Artemisia argyi dances in front of the high gate to ward off evil spirits, prevent the five poisons and celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival happily.

26. I'm zongzi leaves, you are rice wrapped around you layer by layer, you are teeth, I'm rice fragrant and sweet, and how much rice is in zongzi represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or the zongzi will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

27. Send a sachet with a purse, make a few kilograms of zongzi, ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains, buy a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and give it to you as a gift with some deep concern. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

28, Dragon Boat Festival, dragon boat race, scrambling, so lively! Let's have a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

29. If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Don't use words to express it, just use reality. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

31. If you are apart, you will get together. The longer you are apart, the more intimate you will be. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

32. Workers are beautiful. When you contribute to society with diligence, treat yourself and eat more zongzi.

33. A heart hangs on you, a love blesses you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

34. On the May Festival, the dragon boat is grilled, the dragon drum is ringing, and the river is near. Hehe, can you see the dragon boat race there? Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

35. When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, don't forget to hang mugwort leaves, hang Zhong Kui, drink yellow wine and wear sachets. Of course, the most important thing is to eat more palm seeds, hehe! ~~~~ 5. The classic ancient poem of the Dragon Boat Festival

Duanwu [Tang] Wen Xiu Festival is divided into the Dragon Boat Festival, and it is rumored to be Qu Yuan throughout the ages; I can laugh at the emptiness of the Chu River, and I can't wash it straight.

At the end of the afternoon [Tang Dynasty], Yin Yaofan's youth festival was twice as sentimental, but when he was old, he was born with emotion. It doesn't work, but it's good for Pu wine.