In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.
In fact, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knew every meal was hard" made me like this.
4. One year is almost over, so give yourself a deep bow in the mirror: "Ancestor, this year is really hard for you!"
5. "It's ok to borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my wife first." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so there is no discussion!"
6. Today, a patient said to me with a heavy heart, "I only have six months to live." I didn't know how to comfort him and said, "Nothing. Six months passed quickly. Be strong. "
7. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!
The enemy seems to have bad intentions. He can't see such a big shield, but he wants to shoot an arrow at my knee!
9. Your advertisement in this supermarket is a scam. When it is clear that the customer is God, God takes you a bottle of water and you still chase for money.
10. I am so angry. Last night, I dreamed that I was trafficked to a mountain village as a daughter-in-law, and later I was driven out because I ate too much.
1 1. Life is not easy, so don't drown your sorrows in wine. If you feel sad, go to bed early. Wine costs money, you can save a bottle.
12. When you feel ugly and poor, don't be sad, let alone doubt yourself. At least your judgment is accurate.
13. There is a classmate named Huang Guanglin. Every time he goes to the store, he keeps hearing his name called.
14. You have a face with a high coefficient of friction, which made me experience that long time personally.
15. When I was a child, I felt that I was a person who did great things. Later, I always heard people say that big things were not good, so I gave up.
16. Those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil the water you poured back to you in the future.
17. I always thought that money could buy everything, but after more experience, I gradually found that money was not enough!
18. When I was poor, I thought I would be happy if I had money. When I really have money, I find that having money is not just happiness. This is happiness!
19. Fortunately, I didn't have anyone, otherwise I would have reached out to reply to the message in such a cold day.
20. I feel that I will fall in love soon. I don't know who I'm with. I will be happy for him first.
2 1. I finally know why people choose a good date for marriage, because there may be no good days after marriage.
22. There is always someone who just smiles at you and beats you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window!
23. What happened to that woman? Everyone says that my daughter is my parents' intimate little cotton-padded jacket, and I am my parents' bulletproof vest!
24. I recently made a girlfriend. I didn't expect her family to disagree. If she doesn't agree, then she can forget it. She also hit me, especially her husband, the hardest.
25. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.
25. Family determines birth, birth determines character, character determines behavior, and behavior determines fate.