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1. Why do experts recommend dinner?

Seven out of ten, because, on the other hand,

At three o'clock, have supper.

Losing weight is simply the most anti-human thing in the world. When you are hungry, you want to hit someone without eating, and you want to hit yourself after eating.

3. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

5. Don't take too many selfies in your circle of friends. Everyone has seen it before.

6. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all pretending. You ask her to open the express and have a look. It can be torn in minutes without scissors.

7. Don't make a girl cry too many times. Tears are all water in her head. When the water is used up, it is not easy to cheat.

When a boy tells you that you are my little apple, don't think that he likes you, or that he may want to peel you.

9. "Do you like my angel face or the devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

Now "good night" means, don't push me, I will continue to play with my mobile phone now.

XI。 I can't afford the AA system now. I invented the AAB system, that is, you AA I avoid it.

12. The only thing a woman can do in her life is to lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. You can change clothes if you lose a little, and change husbands if you lose a lot.

Thirteen. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her plain photo to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only contacted me actively, but also vowed to say to me, "I am not finished with you!" " "

14. Stay up late. If you don't do it well, it will become all night.

15. Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems that it was blown away by the strong wind.

16. The school is divided into classes again. Teachers want students with good grades. Two class teachers actually fought because of me. While beating them, he also argued: "Why should he be assigned to our class and affect our average score!"

17. I envy you being with the person you like. Unlike me, I am surrounded by people who like me.

Between money and dignity, I chose to keep my dignity, because I believe I can get a better price next time.

19. As for finding someone, everyone around me is worried about me except myself.

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10. Experts said it was not safe to walk and play with mobile phones, which scared me to start running and playing.

2 1. What scares me most at present is that there is no lower limit for grades; Social failure; Friends don't like home much; Ugly people are controlled by Yan; No money or willfulness; Fools don't work hard; Body fat still loves to eat; People are poor and don't pick their hands; Single and melodramatic.

22. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, every second will be changed to the original picture.

Twenty-three Because I am too introverted, I have been unable to rush over to check out.

Please pay attention to the food around you. Maybe she will die if she is not careful.