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In tian teacher's absence. (diary)
As the saying goes: "The teacher is not at school, and the students are out of control." Today, the teacher held an impromptu meeting and some students were playing poker. Some sang pop songs loudly, as if she were a singer with millions of fans; Some people are standing on the table, holding Tai Ji Chuan ... Three of the "Four Heavenly Kings" in our class: Ye Longfei, Zhu Zhecheng and Bu Xin, are performing a CS blocking war. From time to time, they do a few funny actions or tell a few jokes, which can attract students' "predecessors" to look back and "future generations" to look forward to it. Watching the class make such a scene, our "tall and mighty" monitor had to "get out of the mountain". He shouted "Please don't talk" on the left and "Please don't talk" on the right. His voice gets louder every time, but it's useless. The students are still chatting. Another "Cao Tianwang" (Cao Maojun) also challenged the monitor with a falsetto. The monitor was furious, but he was also helpless. Monitor at the moment, extremely depressed, that look, as if about to cry. Xu Fei, the deskmate, is reading a book, but the noise makes him upset. Dong Li accidentally bumped into him, so he stood up and called Dong Li "crazy" several times, looking like an angry gorilla. Dong Li was so scared that he stuck out his tongue and ran away. Students sitting by the window often inadvertently shout "the teacher is coming", which can make the classroom full of people quickly quiet down. It can be described as "all is silent"! At this time, they will put on a look of "who dreams first, who knows it all his life", which will cause students to laugh or beat up. Suddenly, the teacher flashed in. Students take their places at the speed of light, but they can't escape the teacher's "critical eye". Listening to the teacher's criticism, I thought: don't get carried away because of the temporary pleasure.

As the saying goes, "a country can't live without a monarch for a day", which means that a country can't live without a monarch for a day. If it is "a day without a king", then the world will be in chaos. By the same token, the whole classroom will be in chaos if the teacher is not in one class. Coincidentally, our class was "chaotic" the other day.

It was a Friday afternoon. Teacher Mo, the Chinese teacher in our class, came into the classroom and said to us, "I'm going to a meeting. You do your homework quietly. " Say that finish, the teacher finished the homework and left. At first, most students were still doing their homework. Two minutes later, the teacher left and the classroom became lively.

Most students get together in twos and threes, talking and laughing. I saw Mao Jiaming, the "naughty boy" in our class, excitedly stepped onto the podium and shouted, "Old Mo is gone, free!" His action immediately drew some laughter and echoes. "Little Sparrow" Cao's head is like a wave drum, and his mouth is chattering for a while. At this moment, Zhang Yanwei, the naughty king of our class, picked up an exercise book and threw it at his good friend Song Suxin's head. Su Song was angry, but he also flew to Zhang Yanwei with his notebook. However, due to the poor new technology in Su Song and the poor direction, the notebook flew to Liu Wenyan. Liu Wenyan patted the table angrily and pointed the notebook at Song Suxin's back. Song Suxin couldn't stand this injustice, and a "battle" began. ...

Looking at the whole class, some students are chasing and running in the classroom; Some talk about everything and talk about everything; Some sleep with their heads covered to replenish their strength.

At this time, Cao Zhenghao shouted: "The teacher is coming!" The classroom became quiet, the slapstick classmates stopped, the chatting classmates dispersed and the sleeping classmates woke up. The teacher walked into the classroom and smiled with relief when he saw everyone studying.

"Ding Lingling, Ding Lingling!" The bell is ringing! The students urged each other and hurried into the classroom. You know, this class is teacher Zhang's class! Let his "old man" see our noisy appearance, and we will be "finished"! The students quickly walked into the classroom and squatted on the desks like rabbits, waiting for the arrival of teacher Zhang.

A minute passed, and teacher Zhang hasn't come yet. Two minutes passed, but teacher Zhang disappeared. Five minutes later, Mr. Zhang still didn't show up. Everyone looks up strangely, huh? What happened to Teacher Zhang today? A classmate suddenly stood up and said, "I remember!" " Teacher Zhang said he was going to class today, and he-didn't-come to this class! He asked us to read books by ourselves. "The words sound just fell and flowers exploded in the classroom, and" monsters "began to dance wildly. Some stepped down from their seats and twisted the "yangko", some talked loudly, some played games ... The classroom was in chaos! While everyone was roaming excitedly, Chen Hong, the "king of songs" in our class, rushed to the podium and sang an unknown song loudly as a star. To tell the truth, Chen Hong deserves to be called "the king of songs", and her singing skills are quite good! The "fans" under the stage stamped their feet and whistled as if they were in a semi-crazy state.

Before the song "King of Songs" was finished, several boys rushed to the podium and danced their own trick-or-treating dance. The strange dance made the students laugh. And those naughty eggs laughed hysterically for their wonderful performance! Suddenly, the door of the classroom opened and the jubilant laughter came to an abrupt end. Everyone instinctively thought that Mr. Zhang was back. But when you look closely, it turns out to be Shi Lei, the funny king came in. Everyone is wondering how he got in from the outside, but they see him strolling onto the podium, imitating Mr. Zhang, and saying loudly in a tone of hating iron and not turning into steel: "Look at you, what did you do when I was away?" How noisy! Write 10 thousand words each to check! Is it too little? "The words sound just fell and the audience was booed, so the helpless" pseudo-teacher Zhang "had to" roll "off the platform, with its tail between its legs ... The students got carried away one by one, which was really" the tiger is not at home, and the monkey is the overlord ". A noisy classroom is really a bit like a vegetable market. Is this the freedom we want? Before school, Mr. Zhang came to the classroom and asked us, "Were you good in the class I didn't come to?" "

We said loudly with one voice, "Good boy!" Then I laughed. Maybe only we can understand this smile!

Don't think we will take this opportunity to make a scene in heaven. We can be serious when the teacher is away! Early in the morning, the students came to the classroom, and we could hear the sound of reading from a distance. The original "naughty boy" was well managed by the group leader, monitor and class representative, and there was no sign of trying to play tricks. Under the guidance of the class cadres, we have a high enthusiasm for reading the text. Everyone has a bright smile on his face, so devoted and passionate. Teacher, you must be surprised! The "naughty boy" in our class is much more diligent. They wiped the blackboard black and bright, and cleaned up the podium, which will definitely be praised by the teachers.

Teacher, when you are away, the group leader takes homework check and correction seriously, has no rest time, and sometimes even forgets to do math homework at noon. Everything is going well for everyone.

Teacher, when you were away, the students' smiles were everywhere, but there seemed to be something in them. Oh, this is what the students expect. I hope you can come back to us as soon as possible and listen to your eloquent speech.

At this moment, the teacher's footsteps reached our ears. Just now my classmates rolled and climbed back to their seats. We were also frightened, so we picked up the Chinese book and quickly installed it.

Ding Lingling ... "The bell rang, and the students in the corridor and playground suddenly poured into the classroom. Everyone sat in their seats, waiting for the teacher to come. Two seconds ... one second, after a long time, no one saw the teacher. People are getting impatient. At this moment, there was hurried footsteps in the corridor. Everyone soon woke up, and with a bang, the door was pushed open, and it turned out to be the class representative. I saw that he was out of breath and announced: "The teacher went to class, and this class is self-study!" "wow! Really! " Suddenly, the classroom seemed to explode. Without the Tang Priest's discipline, we, a bunch of naughty the Monkey King, immediately started our specialty-"Making a scene in Heaven".

Dabao loves reading comic books. I don't know how many books have been confiscated by teachers. Now I don't know where to "change" a comic party, and several "friends" get together and "chew" with relish. Look at that group over there, they are all real "little chess players". Although the technology is not so good, it has also started a "chess friends' meeting" in an orderly manner, or PK chess skills, or chatting about chess skills, which has attracted the attention of the "broad masses". ""at the end of the eastern Han dynasty, it was divided into three parts, and the war continued ... "hey? Where did you get this pop song? Oh! It turns out that those students who pursue the trend usually call themselves "new boys". Taking advantage of the confusion just now, I sneaked out of the classroom and squatted on the balcony to talk about "new words" and pop songs. I usually like to show off a few words when I'm free. Although it is not very nice, there are still many people who "support"; The "king of nonsense" in our class has fallen into old habits again. He began to gush again: "This has to start from the relationship between man and the universe." ................................................................................................................................. Although Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang are separated by two groups, they are not afraid of "difficulties" and still make "long-distance calls" and talk enthusiastically.

At this time, a boy took out a game machine GBI (hidden well enough) from the depths of the inner bag of his schoolbag, secretly looked around and no one paid attention, so he buried himself in playing. I had a good time, but I was discovered. The boys swarmed, scrambling, and scrambling for "life and death." "mine!" "mine!" "Me too!" "Lend me to play!" The host shouted: "Don't grab it!" At this time, the game machine fell to the ground with a bang and immediately "smashed to pieces." Seeing this scene, the boys were dumbfounded, but they learned to be "gentlemen" in an instant and began to "give up" each other. "You broke it!" "Not me!" "It's you!" Sad face regardless of the master. Me? Of course, out of sight, out of mind, I'm too lazy to mind my own business! I happily took out my favorite book, my sister was a robot, and my best friend was buried in it. It was really not enough to start class in the middle of the last class. I won't give up such a good opportunity. We were immediately attracted by the thrilling plot: in order to calm down the naughty Maoya, Dad asked his scientist brother Mullah to make a perfect robot named Maonini as her sister. But one day, the good girl Mao Nini changed. She tied the whole family together and wanted others to know that she was great. But when she knew she was a robot, she shed tears and jumped from the upstairs ... From then on, dad no longer hated Mao Yaya's naughty ... The plot was really attractive! Our eyes will not leave for a moment.

At this time, the voice of "Benedict" came from the stairs. Several students with sharp ears heard this and wondered, "Didn't the teacher go to class?" Why did you come back? This sound is clearly made by high heels. Is the teacher not wearing high heels today? "Or the monitor is" wise ". He sent "spies" early to "monitor" the teacher's every move in the corridor and report to us. At this time, the "spy" came to report and rushed into the classroom, blushing as if he had been greatly frightened. He anxiously announced: "The event is not good, and the enemy sent a powerful special force-'Mr. Zhou on duty' to annihilate our army. "When we heard this, we were scared to death, as if we had a' journey' halfway." Great things are not good! Everybody back off. The "new boy" who was on the balcony just now quickly fled back to his seat; Some "battlefield veterans" unhurriedly took out the Chinese books prepared in advance at their desks and pretended to read them with relish; People who steal drinks choke on their chests; At this time, the "king of nonsense" also buried his preaching in his heart and slowly digested it himself; Students who make "long-distance calls" also quickly cut off power.

The door opened and a pair of black high heels came in. It was the teacher on duty, Zhou. She looked around and saw us sitting quietly in our seats, reading and doing our homework carefully. There is no sound at all. She nodded with satisfaction and left. As the sound of crisp high heels became lighter and lighter in the corridor until we couldn't hear them, we winked at each other and smiled, and the classroom boiled again. ...

Alas! When the teacher is away. ...

"Ding, it's time to study. Books are the ladder of human progress. Let's go to books to find knowledge and happiness. " With a sweet bell, the students on the playground immediately came back from the playground, like an arrow shot.

One minute passed, two minutes passed ... five minutes passed, the teacher didn't come, half a class passed and the teacher hasn't come yet. The "four donkey kong" and "some troublemakers" in our class finally broke down and began to perform.

Before they started, I stood up and looked around. Wow, some troublemakers are ready to act. I thought: this is a good program. I can't help gloating at the thought of this. I saw the "boss" of the "Four donkey kong", with a paper plane in his left hand and a paper gun in his right. The paper plane was thrown out and turned a beautiful corner, pointing directly at Ba Jinxin's nose. Then he solemnly said to the paper plane, "why are you so embarrassed about this paper plane?" I have to fold you. " Say that finish, start work. Seeing his behavior, everyone burst out laughing.

Next, the second child in "Four donkey kong" wriggled left and right. Suddenly picked up Won-Hong Lee's stationery bag and shouted, "Who will lose sandbags?" As soon as his voice fell, he heard "Hula!" It turns out that all the boys in our class stood up after listening. Then Bai handed Li Jiayang the sandbag and the pen fell out of the stationery bag. I don't know who shouted "Don't drop your pen in the sky." Only then did I react, picked up the white stationery bag and threw it at the boy. The deskmate shouted "protect the stationery bag." Seeing their boys like that, we girls all laughed out of breath, and some buried our faces and smiled; Some clenched fists and laughed; Others patted the table and smiled. In short, everyone laughed their heads off.

After the solo performance, boys sang in the last few rows. It turned out that Li Jiayang organized a group called Little Box B, and he served as the captain. He only listened to "One, Two, Three ..." and began to play. The beautiful melody makes people feel like listening to a concert by a famous singer.

Just as we were listening with relish, the teacher came, so we quickly sat down and did what we should do. The teacher came in and said, "This is the time our teacher specially left for you to write your composition!" " "I thought to myself: the teacher is really bad, deliberately designing us.

I hope that those who show their true colors after these teachers leave will be able to observe discipline and be really good students in the future.

As the saying goes: the teacher is not at school and the students are out of control. In the second class this afternoon, Teacher Ma left some homework and went out. Teacher Ma came back not long after she left, but when she returned to the door of the classroom, she found that the classroom was full of vitality. Instead of entering the classroom, she ambushed outside the door, waiting for us to show the fox's tail. ...

Now, let's review the scene in the classroom after Teacher Ma left. ...

As soon as Teacher Ma left, the classroom came alive. We were silent just now, but now we are chirping and making noise like birds. All of a sudden, the network that spread the model essay of Chinese exam all over the street came.

Mr. Ma rushed to the northeast corner of the classroom and gave some eloquent education to several people in the northeast corner and even the whole class, asking them to write a review and take the initiative to admit their mistakes. They are well aware of Mr. Ma's ability, and they also know that confession is lenient and resist severe execution, so they have to give up the "culprit" and "confess" to the law.

Through this incident, I understand that time is money and time is knowledge. If we talk loudly in class, it will not only affect ourselves, but also hinder others from learning. We should not only think for ourselves, but also for others.

Hey, while the teacher is away ... I'm going to class.

Mr. Ma rushed to the northeast corner of the classroom and gave some eloquent education to several people in the northeast corner and even the whole class, asking them to write a review and take the initiative to admit their mistakes. They are well aware of Mr. Ma's ability, and they also know that confession is lenient and they resist severe execution, so they have to give up the "culprit" and "confess to the law".

Through this incident, I understand that time is money and time is knowledge. If we talk loudly in class, it will not only affect ourselves, but also hinder others from learning. We should not only think for ourselves, but also for others.

Hey, when the teacher is away. ...

Have you ever had a teacher absent? There must have been! What did you and your classmates do when the teacher was away? Are you going to read books, do your homework, or be naughty? Look at the time when our head teacher is away!

It was a sunny morning, the teacher recited the text vividly, and we were fascinated by it. But this beautiful peace was interrupted by a "crunching" door ring. We stared angrily at the man who broke our silence. It turned out to be a teacher. She was shocked by us and couldn't help taking a step back. Trembling, she said to our Chinese teacher, "Well, Miss Yan, the headmaster asked us to have a meeting. Please pack up and leave! " The teacher turned to the monitor and said, "Wang Congcong, pay attention to discipline!" We watched the teacher leave with "clever and obedient" eyes and began to jump. Look, Wang Chaoping over there is shouting: "The teacher is gone, and we are liberated!"! Nobody cares about us! Yeah! " Wang Congcong promised management discipline, but as soon as the teacher left, she seemed to forget her promise to the teacher. She told me a ghost story and secretly laughed ... well, forget about ordinary students. Let's talk about the famous Four donkey kong in our class! You see, Li (nickname: Li Laotou) began to bully Lu Letian there again (Li Laotou is at the same table, and his voice is as sweet as his name! ), it turns out that Li wants to copy Lu Letian's homework. If Lotte Lu doesn't copy it for him, he will hit her and hit her again (lightly). Lu Letian said confidently: "My homework is only copied to girls!" Li came up with a super funny sentence: "Then I am a girl!" Our classmates laughed and made all the crows in the school laugh and cry, and almost lifted the roof of the classroom. Li knew he was rude and didn't provoke Lu Letian. He started playing with his hands behind his back (the boys in our class are very naive ...). Look at Boss Shao, the leader of the four donkey kong! (Full name Shao Zezhong. ) I saw him suddenly stand up, hook Tang (the third of the four donkey kong, the second of Li Laotou) by the neck, not knowing what to say to him, and handed him a piece of paper. Tang looked at it and tried to throw it to Li Laotou, but his strength was too great. He threw it in Guo's face (nickname: big face girl), and Guo was reading a romance novel. "pa! The paper ball hit Guo in the face. I think it must hurt, but Guo still burst out laughing. Wang Congcong and I shouted in unison, "What a psycho!" Guo threw a sanitary ball (supercilious look) to me and said, "You two are crazy. That was a great story ... Hey, why is your face so painful? "Shit, who did it?" Wang Congcong and I laughed our heads off. It's time to check the hygiene. Director Zhu said: "Good hygiene, keep it up!" Lee started playing tricks again and said, "thank you!" " "Director zhu smiled and said," it's still very mmuch! "Say that finish, I left, and the whole class began to tremble again (laughs). At this moment, Sun Yifan (Old Four) shouted: "Ah!" Wang Congcong asked, "What's the matter?" Sun Yifan said, "Zhang Qing (the cutest girl) pinched me!" Wang Congcong said to me, "Serves you right!" At this time, the Chinese teacher's high-heeled shoes made a sound: "Quack quack ..." We suddenly quieted down. The Chinese teacher nodded with satisfaction, and we all breathed a sigh of relief. ...

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"Ding Lingling ..." The bell rang, and the students in the corridor and playground suddenly poured into the classroom. Everyone sat in their seats, waiting for the teacher to come. Two seconds ... one second, after a long time, no one saw the teacher. People are getting impatient. At this moment, there was hurried footsteps in the corridor. Everyone soon woke up, and with a bang, the door was pushed open, and it turned out to be the class representative. I saw that he was out of breath and announced: "The teacher went to class, and this class is self-study!" "wow! Really! " Suddenly, the classroom seemed to explode. Without the Tang Priest's discipline, we, a bunch of naughty the Monkey King, immediately started our specialty-"Making a scene in Heaven".

Dabao loves reading comic books. I don't know how many books have been confiscated by teachers. Now I don't know where to "change" a comic party, and several "friends" get together and "chew" with relish. Look at that group over there, they are all real "little chess players". Although the technology is not so good, it has also started a "chess friends' meeting" in an orderly manner, or PK chess skills, or chatting about chess skills, which has attracted the attention of the "broad masses". ""at the end of the eastern Han dynasty, it was divided into three parts, and the war continued ... "hey? Where did you get this pop song? Oh! It turns out that those students who pursue the trend usually call themselves "new boys". Taking advantage of the confusion just now, I sneaked out of the classroom and squatted on the balcony to talk about "new words" and pop songs. I usually like to show off a few words when I'm free. Although it is not very nice, there are still many people who "support"; The "king of nonsense" in our class has fallen into old habits again. He began to gush again: "This has to start from the relationship between man and the universe." ................................................................................................................................. Although Xiao Ming and Xiao Qiang are separated by two groups, they are not afraid of "difficulties" and still make "long-distance calls" and talk enthusiastically.

At this time, a boy took out a game machine GBI (hidden well enough) from the depths of the inner bag of his schoolbag, secretly looked around and no one paid attention, so he buried himself in playing. I had a good time, but I was discovered. The boys swarmed, scrambling, and scrambling for "life and death." "mine!" "mine!" "Me too!" "Lend me to play!" The host shouted: "Don't grab it!" At this time, the game machine fell to the ground with a bang and immediately "smashed to pieces." Seeing this scene, the boys were dumbfounded, but they learned to be "gentlemen" in an instant and began to "give up" each other. "You broke it!" "Not me!" "It's you!" Sad face regardless of the master. Me? Of course, out of sight, out of mind, I'm too lazy to mind my own business! I happily took out my favorite book, my sister was a robot, and my best friend was buried in it. It was really not enough to start class in the middle of the last class. I won't give up such a good opportunity. We were immediately attracted by the thrilling plot: in order to calm down the naughty Maoya, Dad asked his scientist brother Mullah to make a perfect robot named Maonini as her sister. But one day, the good girl Mao Nini changed. She tied the whole family together and wanted others to know that she was great. But when she knew she was a robot, she shed tears and jumped from the upstairs ... From then on, dad no longer hated Mao Yaya's naughty ... The plot was really attractive! Our eyes will not leave for a moment.

At this time, the voice of "Benedict" came from the stairs. Several students with sharp ears heard this and wondered, "Didn't the teacher go to class?" Why did you come back? This sound is clearly made by high heels. Is the teacher not wearing high heels today? "Or the monitor is" wise ". He sent "spies" early to "monitor" the teacher's every move in the corridor and report to us. At this time, the "spy" came to report and rushed into the classroom, blushing as if he had been greatly frightened. He anxiously announced: "The event is not good, and the enemy sent a powerful special force-'Mr. Zhou on duty' to annihilate our army. "When we heard this, we were scared to death, as if we had a' journey' halfway." Great things are not good! Everybody back off. The "new boy" who was on the balcony just now quickly fled back to his seat; Some "battlefield veterans" unhurriedly took out the Chinese books prepared in advance at their desks and pretended to read them with relish; People who steal drinks choke on their chests; "The door opened and walked into a pair of black high heels. It's the teacher on duty. She looked around and saw us sitting quietly in our seats, reading and doing our homework carefully. There is no sound at all. She nodded with satisfaction and left. As the sound of crisp high heels became lighter and lighter in the corridor until we couldn't hear them, we winked at each other and smiled, and the classroom boiled again. ...

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