Niu Tujun: Cut! Go and cheat the ghost!

Niu San: You don't believe it?

Niu Tujun: I don't believe it. You look like a 60-year-old grandfather. Who will let you touch it?

Niu San: I really touched it. Here's the thing.

I came home from work yesterday,

On the way, I met a beautiful woman who came out of the plastic surgery hospital.

I left with someone else before I knew it,

Seeing that beautiful woman at the newsstand,

I bought a newspaper, and when I was looking for money,

She asked her boss, "Excuse me, how old am I?"

The boss said: 23.

She is so happy: 37!

Then, she went to work as a laborer and sold it.

Ask the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said: I guess 2 1.

She is so happy: no, 37!

I stood beside her while waiting for the bus.

She asked me,

I said: I am 68 years old and my eyes are not good. I do not see any at all.

However, there is one way to be sure when you are young.

If you let me put my hand in your bra,

I can definitely know your age!

After a long walk in the quiet and empty street,

She finally can't help but want to know:

All right! You have a try.

I put my hand into her shirt,

Put your hand in her underwear,

Start slowly and carefully groping.

A few minutes later, she said:

Guess how old I am?

The last time I squeezed it,

Put your hand out. Say:

Ma 'am, you are 37 years old.

The beauty was surprised,

Surprised to ask: awesome! How did you know?

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Don't be angry!"

Niu San's answer made the beauty dizzy.

Niu San said to the beautiful woman, I heard everything you just said!

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