I don't want to achieve immortality through my works, I want to achieve it through immortality.
3. I try not to predict the public's attitude and avoid favoring those simple and casual things that are popular entertainment.
I prefer to live in my own apartment rather than in everyone's heart.
Everyone has ulterior secrets, their own desires, longings and unspeakable needs. Therefore, if people want to live, they must learn to forgive.
6. Now, people are arguing whether things are made of particles or waves. Miss Kelly is definitely made of wavy lines. I can see that when she walked to the drinking water tank, she was covered with wavy lines. This is not to say that she doesn't have good particles, but her wavy lines allow her to get all kinds of accessories from Tiffany's shop.
7. My conclusion is that artists can't explain life, nor can they come up with sufficient reasons to explain why life is meaningful, but they can give you a glass of ice water on a hot day.
8. The only time my wife and I * * at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement.
9. I am very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather sold me this watch before he died.
10, the sea and seawater will also make me feel this way, so the sea is also of great significance to me. I have filmed seascapes in some movies, such as annie hall, Deep in the Heart and Crime and Wrong. The gloomy atmosphere is what I expected. I never photograph the sea when the sun is shining. There is only one situation where I will put the sun and the sea together, and that is when the sun really loses its vitality and looks like a red stain in the sky.
1 1, it is impossible to travel faster than light, and of course I don't want to, because your hat will always be blown off.
12, if there is anything in life, it is boring. Philosophers call it absurd, but what they really mean is boredom.
13, when I was walking in the forest, I thought about Jesus. If he is a carpenter, I wonder how much it costs him to sell a bookcase.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plan.
15, don't think of death as the end, but as a very effective way to cut expenses.
16. In addition, death is one of the few things that can be easily done while lying down.
17, it is difficult for any philosopher to solve the problem of obesity and guilt, until Descartes separated the brain from the body, so that when the body was eating and munching, the mind was thinking: Who cares, it wasn't me anyway.
18, don't make irresponsible remarks about * *. That's with the person you love.
19. What if everything in our world is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, my carpet must be very expensive.
20. Thinking: Why do humans kill each other? People kill for food. Not only food, but also drinks.
2 1, can we know the universe exactly? God, it's not easy not to get lost in Chinatown
22. In the next life, I will go backwards. From death to the end of * *.
23. I am a very limited actor. Usually, I can only play two roles. One is a thief and liar at the lower level. I act naturally. There are intellectuals because I look like an intellectual.
24. I have been thinking about whether there will be an afterlife. If so, can I change a twenty-dollar bill there?
25.* * It's like playing bridge. If your partner is not good, you'd better rely on your own hands.
26. My wife is immature. When I take a bath in the bathtub, she will come in and sink my boat.
27. Life can be divided into two kinds: a terrible life and a miserable life.
28. Absurd spiritual courses are advertised as bringing divine power to people. The price of gaining divine power is to live without dignity, be ridiculous and be teased for a while. Finally, I got a little magical power, but we don't need it in our lives. The conclusion is that practice can't make life better, but it's stupid.
29. Anyone who can survive the sword or famine will not survive the plague, so why shave?
30. I took a speed reading class and finished reading "* * and Peace" in 20 minutes. This book is about Russia.
3 1, if only God could give me a sign! For example, deposit a large sum of money in a Swiss bank in my name.
32. shoot around. If you don't realize the value of life, life will drift with the tide and be ridiculous.
People seem to be divided into good people and bad people. Good people sleep better, while bad people seem to prefer being awake.
After I was kidnapped, my parents took immediate action-they rented out my room.
Interestingly, modern astronomers think that space is limited. This is comforting-especially for those who never remember where to put things.
When I was young, I thought I would be a great artist, but I'm not now. I have my limitations. But you should know that even if you have your own limitations, as long as you do your best, as long as you don't betray yourself and don't be bought by things that are not worth it, you can still live well. You don't have to whip yourself all your life. You are not da Vinci, and neither am I.
Money is better than poverty, even if it is only for economic reasons.
38, because bad is nothing more than too good; If a person sings a nice song, that's fine, but if he keeps singing, people will start playing Trouble.
Life is full of pain, loneliness and torture, and it ends too soon.
40. The key is not to take death as an end, but to take death as a means to cut expenses from a more positive perspective.
4 1, the difference between sex and death is that you can die independently and no one will make fun of you.
42. Even when I was young, I always chose the wrong woman. When I went to see Snow White, all the children fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the evil queen.
If you don't often encounter setbacks, it means that what you do is not very innovative.
44. The universe is just a flash in God's mind-this is a very uncomfortable idea, especially since you just paid the down payment for buying a house.
45. If I have a sum of money to make a movie every year, no matter whether the box office is good or bad, it will not affect the funds for my next movie ... I will make a movie in the way I like-I don't care if anyone watches it. Actually, I don't have time to care about this either. This is not for me to decide. I certainly won't do that unless I change my original intention of making a movie. Mental hospitals will let patients weave bamboo baskets or draw pictures with their fingers, because these things can help them recover. This is also the purpose of my filming. Over the years, I have found that various awards have not brought me any sense of accomplishment. What is really happy is the process of making a movie. I was very happy when I finished watching a movie and showed it to some friends and relatives in this room. The real happiness lies in making movies, in creating, and in the process of testing whether you can achieve your expected goals.
46. I once said that if there is any theme in my movies, it must be the gap between reality and fantasy, which is very common in my movies. I think it comes down to one thing, that is, I hate reality. Unfortunately, the reality is the only place where we can have a delicious steak dinner.
47. Anyone who can survive the sword or famine will not survive the plague, so why shave?
It seems that people in the world can be divided into good people and bad people. Good people sleep soundly ... but bad people seem to prefer being awake.
After all, there are worse things than death. If you have ever spent one night with an insurance salesman, you will know what I mean.
50. I don't want to achieve immortality through works, I want to achieve it through immortality. I don't want to live in people's hearts, I want to live in my apartment.
5 1, I was expelled from the university for cheating in the metaphysics exam-I peeked at my neighbor's soul.
52. Why do people kill people? He kills for food, and it's not just food: in many cases, there must be drinks.
53. Life is not beautiful and short.
54. I can't remember the reason for living, and when I do, that reason is not convincing.
55. The annual income of organized crime in the United States exceeds 40 billion, and the office expenses are very low.
I'm surprised that people want to "understand" the universe. It's hard for you to get lost in Chinatown.
57. The food here is terrible and the portion is too small.
When I was a child, my mother took me to see Snow White. Everyone fell in love with Snow White, but I fell in love with the witch.
59. God gave man two important organs: the brain and the bird. But the blood supply is very limited, and only one of them can be manipulated at a time. The brain is my favorite second organ. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex will ask several questions.
60. I don't believe in an afterlife, even though I brought underwear to change.
There are worse things than death. If you stay with the insurance broker for one night, you will know what I mean.
62. Which is better, to love or to be loved? If your cholesterol value exceeds 600, neither is good.
63. If you are a coward, it is easy to do something.
64. People are divided into spirit and * *. Spirit contains all lofty pursuits, such as poetry or philosophy. And * * enjoys all the happiness.
For example, some people make movies. They enjoy the process of making movies and then have a party after the premiere. Some directors like to read reviews and get attention at the Oscars. He and his staff really enjoyed the process. They are not superficial people. I miss that kind of fun, but my feelings are not so strong. When I finish one work, I will immediately continue to create the next one, and I don't care about anything else. I feel very happy to be able to keep making it without any criticism.
66. I took the existential exam. Did not write any answers, 100 points.
67. My brain is my second favorite organ.
Oh, he may be a member of the National Rifle Association, which is dedicated to helping criminals get guns to shoot citizens. So this is a public service.
69. The French have two misunderstandings about me. First, just because I wear glasses, they think I am an intellectual; Secondly, they always think that I am an artist, because my films always lose money.
70. He worships new york. He worships it extremely ... He feels like a duck to water in the rush of people and bustling traffic ... new york is his city and will always belong to him.
7 1, I hate reality, but this is still the best place to eat good steak.
72. The food here is terrible, and the amount of one serving is too small.
There are two kinds of people in the world: good people sleep soundly at night, while bad people enjoy waking hours more.
74. My love life is terrible. The last time I entered a woman's body was to visit the Statue of Liberty.
I don't deserve this award, but I have diabetes-I don't deserve it either.
76. I was not good-looking when I was a child. I didn't have this face until I grew up.
77. As a person who has made ill-gotten gains, the latter is very suspicious and never lets people from new york follow him. When walking in the street, he often turns and spins quickly.
78. We live in an overindulgent society. Products have never been so ubiquitous, and the lighting of that movie is really poor! We are people who lack clear goals and will never learn to love. We lack a leader and a consistent plan, without a spiritual center, drifting in the universe, giving each other terrible * * out of frustration and pain. Fortunately, we haven't lost the proper restrictions. In a word, there are obviously endless opportunities and traps in the future. The trick is to avoid the trap, seize the opportunity and go home before 6 o'clock.
79. The most exciting sentence is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
I didn't marry my first love because there was a serious religious conflict between us. She is an atheist and I am an agnostic.
8 1, I am a good lover, because I often practice on myself.
82. I was expelled from school for cheating in the metaphysics exam-I peeked at another classmate's soul.
By the way, the main problem about death is the fear of no afterlife-this is a depressing idea, especially for those who never tire of shaving. At the same time, there is a fear that there will be an afterlife, but no one knows where to live. On the bright side, however, death is one of the few things that you just need to lie down easily.
Being loved is different from being loved, because one can be loved far away. However, to truly love someone, the most fundamental thing is to squat behind the curtain and share a room with that person.
When the Oscar jury called me, I panicked. I thought they wanted the Oscar they gave me back. The pawnshop has been closed for some time.
86. I am not and have never been a murderer! Not even interested in it as a hobby.
I don't believe in an afterlife, but I still carry a change of underwear with me.
88. In bed, it's just a temporary indulgence. The lingering parties may not care who the other party is at all, but just covet temporary pleasure. The one under the bed really experienced a true love and cared too much about who that person was and when it was him.
89. For you, I am an atheist; To God, I am a loyal opponent.
90. Consumerism has led to many new products and eccentric fashions. Aromatic fabric? A person who wants to buy ordinary clothes, in front of arrogant salesmen, consumes a cynical, eccentric and fashionable aesthetic. Many salespeople who are eager for quick success and instant benefit are like this. A salesman is an empty shell who just wants to make money. Consumers should have their own ideas and not be fooled by empty shells.
9 1, how can we believe in God? Last week, my tongue got stuck in the drum of an electric typewriter!
92. I am a star this year, but what about next year? Could it be a black hole?
93. Eighty percent of success is living in the present.
94. I don't believe in an afterlife. If there is, I will bring more pairs of underwear. ;