The story of a Chinese wife and a Korean husband

I have been together with my husband for four years. In my eyes, he looks more like a southern Chinese man. He is the one who is always at home. He loves to cook and do housework, and occasionally has a childish temper. There are so many funny things between him and me. If you are interested, I will tell you slowly.

Go to the hospital

< p>The first time he went to a hospital in China was because he fell in the bathroom and his eyes hurt, so he went for a checkup. At that time, he could not speak Chinese as smoothly as he does now, so he always stuttered, but he also liked stinky beauty very much. . So when he saw the doctor, he insisted on explaining his symptoms clearly, and ended up stammering for a long time.

After the doctor did a simple examination for him, he said seriously: "It's not very good outside. It can be seen that I need to do a brain examination. I suspect that the brain nerves have been affected, and my speech is a bit slurred. "He was so embarrassed at the time, and later he stopped speaking casually.

Then he went to check his eyesight, because the Korean eye charts are all in English or numbers, while the Chinese symbols are downward and upward. This was his first time seeing it, but he was too careless and didn't notice it, so A funny thing happened.

The doctor pointed to the downward sign, and he said "M", and the doctor was surprised

The doctor pointed to the upward sign, and he said "W", and the doctor Starting to feel depressed

The doctor pointed to the symbol to the right again and said "E". The doctor began to sweat on his head.

Finally the doctor pointed to the symbol to the left and said: "This watch is broken and there is no such word!" The doctor collapsed on the spot and said: "Where did you come from!!"

Singing Karaoke

My husband is super "patriotic" , but this country is China. He also loves singing Chinese songs so much that we always laugh at him because he belongs to the "Hazhong" family.

One time when I was at home, my husband suddenly said to me, "I learned a new song today."

"What song?" I laughed.

"Sweet." He said proudly.

"Really? That song is very classic. Sing it to me quickly..."

"Okay." Then he began to close his eyes and began to sing intoxicatedly. Get up: "Sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet honey, sweet honey..." I learned these three words for my feelings, and the whole song was sung with these three words! !

Surname

My husband’s surname is Jin, and my surname is Li. They are both common surnames in our country, haha.

One time, we were watching TV and he put a P. I picked up a pillow and beat him violently, saying, "You bastard!"

It is human nature to have no choice but to put a P. Instinctively, I am bound to make mistakes. This time it was his turn to criticize me. He imitated what I said and scolded me too: "You piece of shit!"

It turns out that he thought I was scolding me last time as "fuck gold". ~ I still haven’t explained to him the difference between gold and fine, because I think Pi Li is more civilized than Pi Jing, haha

The first time I met my parents before getting married

Because my husband He is Korean, and his family is not rich, so my mother didn’t understand why I liked him (after all, girls nowadays are very realistic, and Zhejiang people generally hope to find local sons-in-law), and she was very interested in our relationship at the beginning. be opposed to. So, my husband decided to go to my house to build a good relationship with his prospective mother-in-law. After my lobbying, my mother finally agreed.

Korean dramas were not popular at that time, so my mother didn’t understand Korean customs very well.

As soon as my husband entered my house, he bowed at 90 degrees: "Hello, mom!" (Because in Korea, my friend's mother also calls her mom."

My mother was shocked and hurriedly I bowed back: "Call me aunt, don't call me mom."

Because in Korea, young people bow, but old people don't have to bow back, so my husband was shocked and bowed 120 degrees again: "Hello, aunt!"

My mother saw him saluting like this, so she responded with a Chinese-style salute: "Please come in."

My husband bowed another hundred degrees: "Thank you, auntie!"

My mother couldn't bear it anymore and hurriedly said to me: "Tell him to stop bowing, my old waist is about to break!!"

Later, my husband also told me that if he bowed any further that day, it would be 180 degrees, and he would have to crawl into my house.

Words

My husband often said that China is a vast land with abundant resources. There are many, many things that are not available in Korea, and he will never see them all in his life.

On this day, I bought some fresh lychees and went to his dormitory to stay with him. Eat. Because there are no lychee

in Korea, my husband took out the dictionary and studied the word carefully, and I took this time to wash my hands

waiting for my return. When I saw him with a painful expression and a lychee core on the table but no lychee shell, I immediately understood what was going on and laughed wildly. He said gloomily: "This thing tastes really weird."

However, after my patient guidance, he fell madly in love with lychees and refused to stop eating them until his nosebleeds. After all, such good things are not available in Korea.

After my husband graduated from college. I went to Australia to study for 3 years.

But after arriving in China for N years, I have basically forgotten English and have changed to speak Chinese.

When I was taking classes at a language college in Korea, most of my classmates were Westerners and Japanese, and I was the only Chinese. Once, when my husband came to pick me up from get out of class, I happened to meet some classmates who invited me to have dinner together, so he followed me. During the dinner, everyone talked in English. When classmates asked how we met, my husband said in a classic way:

“We met in that university, she taught me that chinese.”

You can hear me The classmates looked at each other, not knowing why.

Computer Desktop

My husband’s attitude towards the Japanese is the same as mine. He admires their level of civilization, but also hates their government’s attitude towards history.

Once, I was looking at photos of beautiful women on the Internet (haha, sorry, personal hobby). I found a beautiful woman with elegant temperament, so I asked my husband to take a look.

My husband said: "Yes, very beautiful. Are you from Sichuan?"

I said: "It seems to be from Korea."

He said immediately : "The nose is fake."

Later I saw the description below that it was a Japanese girl

My husband said again: "Throw away the computer."

Waterfall Khan-_-;;;;

There was a moment when Louis Koo was a nymphomaniac, so he put his photo on the desktop of his computer. My husband was jealous and came over to protest, but to no avail. So he changed the desktop of his work laptop to a photo of Jun Ji-hyun, but I had no reaction.

Ten minutes later, he took the notebook and waved it in front of me again. I found that this time it was a picture of Xiao Tiantian, and I continued to have no reaction.

After another ten minutes, he once again came to me with a notebook and deliberately harassed me. I saw it was a picture of a pig, so I said to him: "This is the best for you."

He said proudly: "Yes, because I thought of you when I saw it."

So, there was another violent beating, but after the beating, I also changed my computer desktop to A picture of a pig, haha, pigs have to be in pairs

Drinking

Every family has its own difficulties, and life is full of sour and sweet moments. I He has a strong personality, so quarreling with my husband is inevitable.

Every time the quarrel reaches its climax, he and I can’t help but speak in our hometown dialect. I cursed in Zhejiang dialect: “You’re brainless. It’s a good match!! I thought I was a female banker who was easy to bully..." He was furious and said in Busan dialect: "$$^%$$#$#^^%$*^% &*..."

At the end of the quarrel, we each scolded each other, as if we were singing in a play. We couldn't help laughing and reconciled on our own initiative~~

So my husband always He said that the biggest advantage of finding a foreign wife is that when we quarrel, we won’t be sad because we don’t understand the ugly words~~

On TV, Korean male celebrities have very developed muscles, which are due to their exercise. result. I looked at my husband's fat belly and couldn't help but sigh: "Look at you, you are covered in fat and you don't exercise. It's so shameful!"

My husband said with aggrieved face: "I Do you exercise every day?"

I was surprised: "Huh? What kind of exercise?"

He said seriously, "Breathing exercise"

Another burst. Beaten.

Korean men love to drink, which is one of the things I hate the most. So before we got married, I made a stipulation with him that from now on I would not drink alcohol unless there were special circumstances, otherwise I would say goodbye. My husband actually gave up drinking under my coercion and inducement.

On the wedding day, one of the rituals is for the couple to drink a glass of wine from a bottle of champagne (I forgot the brand, it seems to be Changhong, right?). We drank it all while everyone applauded. The husband said to the host with deep aftertaste: "This wine tastes really good. Can you give me another drink?"

Stocks

The time I just bought stocks , I always waver, not knowing when to throw.

So I habitually asked my husband.

"Husband, the price has risen a little today, and it looks like it is going to fall. Do you want to sell it?"

My husband was reading a novel and said without looking back, "Sell it." . ”

As a result, the stock price rose sharply, and my husband was punched and kicked by me.

Later, "Husband, the price seems to be rising very fast today. Do you want to sell it?"

The husband thought about it and said, "Then let it go."

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As a result, it fell sharply afterwards.

Another violent beating.

Later, "Husband, I bought this stock today..."

Before I finished speaking, my husband opened the closet door and hid in: "Don't hit me!"

When I was angry, I often scolded him: You useless thing!

Once, an American medical association was shown on TV making money by transporting medical waste to the country.

I said: "Humph! Foreign garbage!"

My husband asked, "What is foreign garbage?"

I said, "It's just useless stuff from abroad." Something."

My husband blinked and said, "Are you talking about me?"

Later, we continued to watch TV and put on a program about fighting for migrant workers.

He asked again: "What are migrant workers?"

I said: "They are people who come to Hangzhou from other cities to work."

My husband said happily : "Then I am a foreign migrant worker!"

I smiled and said: "Exactly correct!"

Language habits

My mantra is: "Not ordinary "For example, when I come back from get off work, I will say: "I am not so tired today."

Sometimes when I praise my husband's cooking, I will say, "It is not so delicious."

One time a good friend of mine came to my house and talked about the weight loss issue that women often talk about.

My good friend said: "I have gained a lot of weight recently."

My husband blurted out: "Not ordinary fat."

Later, I passed by my husband's After in-depth self-examination and my repeated explanations, my friend calmed down.

Once I went to visit my grandmother, my husband and my grandmother were watching TV together. My grandmother was 86 years old.

Show a person playing bowling on the TV, and then give a close-up of the ball.

Grandma said: "Wow, what a big watermelon."

My husband said: "Grandma, this is a bowling ball."

Grandma asked: "What is a bellball?"

He said, "A bellball is the big... round one... played when we go to the bowling court...

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Looking at the inexplicable look in his grandmother's eyes, he finally said: "Okay, this is a watermelon! "

After the marriage registration, my husband went to my house. Before going, he asked me what my wife's mother should be called in China. I said she should call her mother-in-law or mother-in-law. He nodded and said he remembered. < /p>

So when I got home at night, my husband saw my mother and said with a smile on his face: "Hello, mother-in-law!"

My mother looked embarrassed. I was about to correct him, but he He bowed to my father again and said with great enthusiasm: "Hello, mother-in-law!"

No wonder my mother always said that this child is good in other aspects, but he is a little stupid.

Same kind The mistake also occurred in the usage of "wife" and "old woman".

One time I went shopping with a friend and went back late, so I sent him a text message. As a result, a minute later, I received a text message from my husband. Reply:

"Old woman, I'll wait for you at home, you can take your time and stroll around. I love you!"

So I replied: "Old man, you can have dinner alone, old woman I have bad teeth and eat porridge outside."

Color blindness

In Korea, if a man has thick hair, he is called sexy, which is a compliment.

Once, my mother-in-law came to China to visit and stayed at my house. At the weekend, there was a family gathering. My cousin had just returned from studying in Singapore, and everyone celebrated him.

My cousin admired Xiaogang at that time. , he had a beard like his, and she thought it looked good. When my mother-in-law saw it, she pointed at my cousin and said a few words to her husband. My cousin happened to see it, and asked him jokingly, "My mother-in-law" What did you say?

As a result, my husband said loudly: "Mom said you are a hairy young man and very handsome!"

Everyone burst into laughter, and my cousin now has an extra daughter. No., known as "Hairy Boy".

My husband is not a romantic person. I often say that he is not romantic enough, and he is not convinced.

One weekend, we went shopping, and my husband said , just wait, I'll be back soon.

After a while, I saw him running over with a handful of yellow roses and saying: "My wife, I'll give this to you~~"

Yellow roses represent breakup and breakup. I couldn’t laugh or cry at the time, so I asked him, “Why don’t you buy red roses? Yellow roses represent breakup!”

He opened his eyes wide and said Surprised: "Really? But I am color blind!"

Stingy

Once by the West Lake, we met a little beggar who asked us for money.

Stingy

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So my husband took out a one-dollar coin from his trouser pocket and gave it to him. After walking two steps, we met a little beggar again, pestering us for money. My husband smiled and said to him: "You Wait a minute~" Then I returned to the first little beggar. I was surprised when I heard him say: "Please give me fifty cents~~" I fainted!!

My father-in-law died early. , my mother-in-law raised three children by herself and it was very hard, so my husband and I respect her very much.

My mother-in-law is a traditional woman. She thinks that after a woman gets married, she should devote herself to being a housewife. I couldn’t enter the kitchen, but I was spoiled at home. I didn’t know how to do a lot of housework, and my husband took care of me. So one time my mother-in-law came to our home in Busan from Ulsan, and we bought some ready-made dishes from outside. I told my mother-in-law that I prepared it all (a bit bad, haha.)

While eating, my mother-in-law pointed at a spicy rice cake and said, "This tastes really good, better than what I make."

My husband got a little carried away and actually said, "Of course, the price is also high!"

I winked at him hard, and he realized that there was no three hundred taels of silver here. He said politely: "This is not bought from the restaurant downstairs. The price I mentioned refers to the price of rice cakes!"

After my mother-in-law left, my husband was beaten violently by me again, but from that time I I also started to learn to cook simple Korean dishes. After all, cooking for family is a very happy thing, and sometimes, there is an indescribable happiness when two people cook together.

[color=# DEB887] Frog[/color]

The first week my husband arrived in China, he met me through a friend’s introduction.

I naturally became his Chinese teacher.

As we all know, if you often talk to the same person, your tone will become very similar to him, especially when learning a language.

Sure enough, after several months of hard study, my husband has made great progress in Chinese, but he is often laughed at by his friends because his tone of voice is too feminine. At that time, the two sentences he said most often Yes

Why are you like this~~~~

Ouch, it’s so noisy~~~ (for example, ouch, it’s so noisy~~)

As I write this, I am a grown man. It is difficult for me to speak in such a tone without being laughed at. Every time I talk about this matter, my husband blames me. He said that he wanted to change It took a lot of time to change that tone.

Once my husband and another friend of his went to a snack bar to eat. They asked the boss what specialties they had, and the boss said that the fried frog here was delicious.

My husband cleverly told his friend that frogs are chickens from the fields and must taste very good, so he ordered one.

What’s even more ridiculous is that when the boss serves the dishes When it was served, the two of them didn't realize it yet and ate it with gusto. When they got home and talked about the food they ate today, they were surprised for a long time when I told them that the frog was a frog.

So I asked my husband, "Can't you tell the difference between a frog and a chicken? You idiot!"

My husband blushed and said, "I thought the chickens in the fields in China were so small!"< /p>