Sketch: Adventures at Work Author: Shi Lin Shen Yongnian Director: Erqun Composer: Zhang Lei Performer: Zhao Lirong, Gong Han, Lin Jinzhu Full length: 14 minutes and 34 seconds or more Video monitoring: Popular Frontline Text input: Popular Frontline Music Sound~~Jinzhu: Attention everyone, the general manager is here! Gong Hanlin: Did you hear that? Go, go, stop! (I didn’t hear this line clearly----Popular Frontline Note) Jin Zhu: What’s wrong? Gong Hanlin: Our western restaurant has been renamed Queen Mother Restaurant, so why are we still playing this song? Jinzhu: Oh, the music is wrong. . . Gong Hanlin: Let me tell you! Jin Zhu: Hey (ei) Gong Hanlin: Let me tell you Jin Zhu: Hey (ei) Gong Hanlin: Please stay calm. Gong Hanlin: Our Empress Dowager Restaurant is opening today and we are recruiting Cixi to be the waiter (pop------the leg-slapping guy) Voice----Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: I found 37 old ladies but none of them look like her. I wonder how this one will be today! Gong Hanlin: It is said that the old lady No. 38 will be called to court——Jin Zhu: To be called to court? Gong Hanlin: Hey, that (nei) one will come on stage! Golden beads: eh (ei) Golden beads: No. 38————(Long accent——----Popular frontline note) Golden beads: No. 38————(Repeat————Popular frontline note) Zhao Lirong: Here we come! Jinzhu: Here we go Gong Hanlin: Hey, you old lady is so energetic. Zhao Lirong: Remember back then (Gong Hanlin: Ang) I was a militiaman - platoon leader! Gong Hanlin/Jin Zhu: Hehehehe (Gong Hanlin: militia platoon leader) Hehehehe. . . Zhao Lirong: Hello, comrades. Gong Hanlin: Hello, old lady. Zhao Lirong: Thank you for your hard work, comrades. Gong Hanlin/Jinzhu: (Laughter------Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: Stop being wordy. Are you willing to work in our restaurant? Zhao Lirong: Yes! Gong Hanlin: Ang, Zhao Lirong: Our village is also rich now (Gong Hanlin: Ang) Zhao Lirong: I also want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources (Gong Hanlin: Ang) Zhao Lirong: I don’t work for you to make money (Gong Hanlin: ou ) Zhao Lirong: I want to learn from the experience of opening a restaurant. Gong Hanlin: Oops, I’m accepted~~ Zhao Lirong: Thank you then. Gong Hanlin: You’re welcome, haihai (laughter------Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: (Talking to himself) I’m willing to hire someone like this for free, henhenhenhen~~ (Laughter------Popular Frontline Note) Zhao Lirong: Let’s work, shall we? Gong Hanlin: You have to do what you say, (Zhao Lirong: ei), please be alert and ready to start. . . Gong Hanlin: Hehehe, what is this you are holding? Zhao Lirong: Rag, (Gong Hanlin: en?), is soft and absorbent. If you want to clean the table, Gong Hanlin:: Hehehehe, oh, don’t rush to work yet, let the old lady open her eyes~ Jinzhu: Let’s go—— ——(Music starts) Gong Hanlin: Look, look, look, Zhao Lirong: Oh, (Gong Hanlin: en), this girl is so handsome Gong Hanlin: Pretty, Zhao Lirong: This cheongsam is also good (Gong Hanlin: ai——) Zhao Lirong: haihaihaihai (laughter ------Popular Frontline Note), this rag is too small, come on, give it to me, Gong Hanlin: That is a handkerchief. . . (Zhao Lirong: haihai) Gong Hanlin: I’ll let you put on your work clothes in a moment. Zhao Lirong: Me, me, me, I’ll wear this too? Gong Hanlin: En, you are different from them. Zhao Lirong: As I said, you can't work if you wear this. Gong Hanlin: That's right, take the old lady to try on clothes~~ Zhao Lirong: Where can you try on? Gong Hanlin: Go behind, heihei (laughter------Popular Frontline Note) (almost at the same time) Jin Zhu: Please come this way~ Gong Hanlin: eiyou, old lady. . . Answer the phone (said to Jin Zhu) Jin Zhu: Hello, wai, we are the Queen Mother Restaurant (Gong Hanlin: Yes, tell him, we changed to the Queen Mother Restaurant) Jin Zhu: We are from the Price Bureau! Gong Hanlin: What's going on? Jinzhu: Let me quote the price of vegetables. Gong Hanlin: Just say I’m not here~! Jin Zhu: Hey, our manager said he's not here (Gong Hanlin snatches the phone away) Gong Hanlin: You can't even lie. Gong Hanlin: Hey, I'm not here, ah no no no no no, he's not here, hehehe, I'm his daughter. Secretary Gong Hanlin: Don’t worry, our food prices are fair, reasonable, high-quality and low-price. He will definitely call you when he comes back. Gong Hanlin: Okay, goodbye, bye. Henghenghenghenghenghengheng——(Laughter------Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: No one is allowed to answer the phone again. Jinzhu: ai! Gong Hanlin: Let’s see what we’re going to do next. Jin Zhu: Are you fully clothed? Zhao Lirong: Dressed——Jinzhu: Please————(music starts) Gong Hanlin: Let me see, let me see, eiyou, hey hey hey, okay Gong Hanlin: en, en, en, en, so beautiful Gong Hanlin: haiyao, please don't shake this rag. Zhao Lirong: I'm using it here instead of a handkerchief (nei). Gong Hanlin: Old man, please sit down. Please sit down. Gong Hanlin: aiyou, I really didn't expect you to wear this. The clothes are like the reincarnation of Cixi~~ Zhao Lirong: ei, who, who, who, who? Gong Hanlin: Cixi. . . Zhao Lirong: Cixi? Gong Hanlin: en Zhao Lirong: Is it the empress dowager who eats more than 200 dishes in one meal? Gong Hanlin: Cha! Zhao Lirong: No, no, no. . .

Zhao Lirong: I am an eighth-generation poor peasant. Her ingredients are too high. I won’t pretend to be like this. Gong Hanlin: haihaihaihaihai Gong Hanlin: aiyaowei, it has nothing to do with the ingredients. I’ll tell you the truth. Gong Hanlin: I’m recruiting you to pretend to be that way. Go to Cixi and have dinner with her guests! Zhao Lirong: That's even worse. Gong Hanlin: What's the matter? Zhao Lirong: If you have documents, escorts are not allowed~ Gong Hanlin: Oh. . . Gong Hanlin: I won’t let you actually eat with me, so I’ll let you stand in the center and be their commentator. Zhao Lirong: Oh, that means, they are sitting while I stand (Gong Hanlin: Yes) Zhao Lirong: I am watching while they are eating. (Gong Hanlin: Yes) Zhao Lirong: Then this Cixi is not miserable ~ Gong Hanlin: Why haven't you understood your identity? Then Zhao Lirong: What is my identity? Gong Hanlin: I won’t tell you, it’s just pretending to be Cixi to invite guests to dinner! Zhao Lirong: If you had said this earlier, wouldn’t I have understood? Gong Hanlin: What is your identity? Zhao Lirong: I am that care! Gong Hanlin: Hey, yes, you are the supporter. Gong Hanlin: Don’t say that to the outside world. Zhao Lirong: What are you afraid of? The TV has long been exposed. Zhao Lirong: Those who sell cloth have butchers, those who sell socks have sock holders, and those who sell shoes have shoe holders. Zhao Lirong: I am the rice tray! Gong Hanlin: It seems that you understand. Not Zhao Lirong: I have understood it a long time ago (the sound effect is too complicated, I did not hear the previous sentence and the current sentence clearly------Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin: Okay, okay, AI, business training begins golden Zhu: Serve the food——Gong Hanlin: aiyouwai, eieieiei, old man, please take a look——Zhao Lirong: What is this? Gong Hanlin: Palace Jade Wine Zhao Lirong: Did the emperor drink it? Gong Hanlin: Yes. Zhao Lirong: Can I smell it? Gong Hanlin: Please - Zhao Lirong: enGong Hanlin: en Zhao Lirong: en Gong Hanlin: en Zhao Lirong: fragrant (like) Gong Hanlin: fragrant Zhao Lirong: like Erguotou Golden Pearl: What does it mean to be like Erguotou, that is the water mixed with Erguotou! Gong Hanlin: ai. . . nonsense! What kind of Erguotou is mixed with water! Gong Hanlin: henghenghengheng, when you get here, you have to call it Gongting Yuye Wine~ Zhao Lirong: Oh, how much does it cost for a cup? Gong Hanlin: 180 yuan! Zhao Lirong: Ei, this is selling for 180 yuan? Gong Hanlin: enZhao Lirong: Oh, why did you get the word "palace" at a high price? Gong Hanlin: Old lady, just learn from it here, younai Gong Hanlin: Look at this dish again! Zhao Lirong: What kind of dish is this? Gong Hanlin: A gathering of heroes! Zhao Lirong? The emperor's food? Gong Hanlin: en! Zhao Lirong: Where is the white one? Jinzhu: White radish (bei) Gong Hanlin: Talkative! What white radish? Now it can’t be called white radish. It has to be called palace-white radish. Zhao Lirong: What about the green one? Gong Hanlin: Palace Green Carrot Zhao Lirong: Where is this red one? Gong Hanlin: Palace water radish Zhao Lirong: That’s yellow. . . Huang I know Gong Hanlin: Ang Zhao Lirong: It’s the palace carrot Gong Hanlin: aiyou, so smart, palace carrot Zhao Lirong: This plate of radish costs 5 yuan, right? Gong Hanlin: Where is it, 80! Zhao Lirong: Scream, this and this are selling for 80? Gong Hanlin: Ang Zhao Lirong: How big a bunch of radishes do we have to buy? Gong Hanlin: Didn’t I tell you? We can’t call it a carrot here, we have to call it a gathering of heroes! Zhao Lirong: haihaihaihai, it’s a gathering of talented people. I think it’s just a carrot meeting, hahahaha. . . Gong Hanlin: Carrot meeting? (Jin Zhu: A meeting with radish...) Gong Hanlin: Who told you that this is a meeting with radish? These are the things that the emperor had enjoyed back then. Gong Hanlin: I tell you, these things are very tonic. Zhao Lirong: Then the emperor will take radish - tonic. ? Gong Hanlin: Ah, yes! How else could the emperor prolong life and become immortal? Zhao Lirong: Not necessarily. Gong Hanlin: What's the matter? Zhao Lirong: Emperor Tongzhi died at the age of 21, as well as Xianfeng and Guangxu, do the math. (Gong Hanlin: Okay!) Gong Hanlin: Why are you always arguing with me, en, what are you comparing them to? Why don't you look at it? Look at me? Gong Hanlin: Why am I so energetic! Zhao Lirong? Do you also make up for it? Gong Hanlin: enGong Hanlin: I drink Yuye wine and eat palace dishes every day. I am very tonic! Zhao Lirong: Oh, then it’s just like a chicken? Gong Hanlin: I'm catching up on losing weight in the past two days! Zhao Lirong: Is it reducing AI or increasing AI? Gong Hanlin: ai, stubborn mouth! Gong Hanlin: You are the general manager and I am the general manager? Zhao Lirong: Well, you are the president. . . Gong Hanlin: Do you want to study with me? Zhao Lirong: I miss Gong Hanlin: I want to learn how to practice according to my teaching. Gong Hanlin: Later, I will check the vegetable prices you quoted. Jinzhu: General manager, please go to the imperial kitchen to see if the palace potatoes are ripe? Gong Hanlin: ai, let’s go—— ai! Keep practicing! I really do. . . Zhao Lirong: I'll teach your grandma how to talk! Zhao Lirong: If I were to marry you after graduation, then I would be a kidnapper! Zhao Lirong: What's wrong with me? (I didn't hear this sentence clearly, please refer to the video to find out for yourself) (The phone rings) Zhao Lirong: Wait! I am Cixi! ai, no, they named me Ci Xi, did you? Zhao Lirong: Price Bureau? Zhao Lirong: Let me tell you, the things happening here are not mine, it’s all them. Zhao Lirong: The price of vegetables is. . .

Black, so dark! No, I have to leave, otherwise he will ask me to quote the price of vegetables later. Zhao Lirong: ao, you have to listen, okay! Understood! Zhao Lirong: Come back, where have you been? Gong Hanlin/Jinzhu: Come on, come on. Zhao Lirong: Are you still practicing? Gong Hanlin: Hey, hey, don’t take off your work clothes. Zhao Lirong: I’m sweating from practice. I’m too devoted. Gong Hanlin: Heiyou, put in well. (Zhao Lirong: No) I have to give you an explanation. Gong Hanlin: Not only do we have Cixi accompanying the banquet, but we also have palace music and dance style playing and playing. Gong Hanlin: If you only care about singing a ditty with two voices, eiyou, you can earn this money. More~~ Zhao Lirong: If you want to rap, that’s no problem. Gong Hanlin: aiyou, can you sing? Zhao Lirong: I can sing Gong Hanlin: Listen to it Zhao Lirong: Remember back then, (Gong Hanlin: en) Our village filmed Xiao Erhei getting married (Gong Hanlin: Hey) Zhao Lirong: Guess what, let me play that Xiaoqin ( Gong Hanlin: Xiaoqin?) Zhao Lirong: Let me play the role of Xiaoqin Nei, let me test my voice like this (Gong Hanlin: en) Zhao Lirong: Oh, my voice is so high, (Gong Hanlin/Jinzhu: en——) You don’t know How high are you? Zhao Lirong: I chose more than 20 mistresses (Gong Hanlin: en), but they didn’t stop me. In the end, we didn’t even get married. Gong Hanlin: Heiyou, the old lady has such a voice (I didn’t hear clearly here) ------Popular Frontline Note) Gong Hanlin/Jin Zhu/Zhao Lirong: (Mixed laughter) Gong Hanlin: Are you coming down first? Zhao Lirong: heihei, I'm used to getting on the kang at home. Gong Hanlin: This is not your kang head. It’s lively enough, what on earth will you sing? Zhao Lirong: I can sing everything. When I’m cooking at home, I sing. Gong Hanlin: en, just listen to this part of your cooking. Zhao Lirong: Please, please. Gong Hanlin: Please cooperate! (music starts) Zhao Lirong: (singing) What I cook is stir-fried pork belly and fish fillets. Zhao Lirong: (singing) vinegar-fried kidneys and fried pork ribs. Zhao Lirong: (singing) pine flowers turn into protein and water chestnut lotus root. Zhao Lirong: (singing) jellyfish and belly. Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Four Cold, Four Hot and Eight Dishes Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Boil a pot of white dry old wine Gong Hanlin: (And) Boil a pot - Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Go around and take a look and taste Zhao Lirong : (Singing) Does the food I cook taste good? (Gong Hanlin: Does it taste good) Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Does it taste good? - Gong Hanlin: It tastes good. It tastes good. Haihaihai. Gong Hanlin: Oh, our food is enough. It smells good. Later, you have to make up some lyrics and sing it for me. Zhao Lirong: I can sing it! Gong Hanlin: Old lady (Zhao Lirong: ai), don’t just talk without practicing - haihou Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Don’t talk nonsense Zhao Lirong: (Singing) If I talk nonsense, I will be a mallet (Hammer) Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Palace Yuye Wine Zhao Lirong: (Singing) One hundred and eighty cups Gong Hanlin: (Singing) How is this wine? Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Listen to me blowing for you - Gong Hanlin: Blow! blow! Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Look at my mouth Zhao Lirong: (Singing) One cup will make your appetite appetizing Gong Hanlin: (Singing) I shouted "Beautiful" Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Two cups will make your kidneys healthy Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Haha, still beautiful Zhao Lirong: (Singing) After three or five cups, Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Guarantee your little face Gong Hanlin: How about it? Zhao Lirong: (Singing) There is red in the white. Gong Hanlin: ou Zhao Lirong: (Singing) There is black in the red. Gong Hanlin: Black. . . Zhao Lirong: Angang, black and chirping (Gong Hanlin: Ang?) Gong Hanlin: eiyou Zhao Lirong: blue and purple (Gong Hanlin: What color is this), purple and chirping Gong Hanlin: hai. . . Zhao Lirong: (Singing) You are so beautiful in pink. Gong Hanlin: Oh, you scared me. Zhao Lirong: (Singing) How is this wine? Gong Hanlin: (Singing) This wine is really beautiful Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Oh, beautiful, ah beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful - so beautiful Gong Hanlin: aiyou Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Actually, it’s that Erguotou Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Drink it Boiled water Gong Hanlin: How did you sing the truth? Zhao Lirong: That's all you said. Gong Hanlin: You! This is how you should sing! Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Look at this dish, all the heroes have gathered together Gong Hanlin: (Singing) You are 80 years old, it is not expensive at all Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Come and have a look, taste it for yourself Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Eat it until your mouth It's particularly crispy. Gong Hanlin: (Singing) If you don't believe it, try a piece of it to see if it's crispy. Zhao Lirong: (Singing) I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth. Zhao Lirong: (Singing) It's indeed a bit crispy. Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Why is it so crispy? Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Why is it so crispy? Gong Hanlin: (singing) Let me ask you now Zhao Lirong: Me, me. . . Gong Hanlin: Why is it so crispy? Gong Hanlin: Why is it so crispy? Zhao Lirong: (Singing) It’s like a big radish! Gong Hanlin: Tell the truth again! Zhao Lirong: (picks up the phone) Did you hear me clearly? Gong Hanlin: Hey! Who are you talking to? Zhao Lirong: Price Bureau! Gong Hanlin: eiyou, don’t plan to open. Zhao Lirong: If you plan to open, I’ll give you a secret recipe. Gong Hanlin: eiyou, please say ai (sound of Jinzhu). Zhao Lirong: Bring me a pen! Gong Hanlin: Ah, the pen and ink are waiting for you! Gong Hanlin: eiyou, bring a pen, bring a pen, old man, old man (Zhao Lirong is dancing with dragons and phoenixes) Gong Hanlin: ahihai, okay, haihai Gong Hanlin: Ah, let's go - Gong Hanlin: Ah, let's go - Gong Hanlin: OK! heihei——Gong Hanlin: hehe, the real deal——you! What do you mean? Zhao Lirong: You don’t even understand what it means, you are such a hammer! Gong Hanlin: Hey, she said we are a hammer. Gong Hanlin: You old lady. . .

Gong Hanlin: My Nei Zhao Lirong: Walking in all directions, that road (Gong Hanlin: You——) is long, long, and confusing from village to village Zhao Lirong: Walking in all directions————(End of the play)