I have studied well since I was a child, especially when I was in middle school. The headmaster attached great importance to me and specially kept me for three more years.
In this world, there are always many things that cannot be explained. For example, some people eat long IQ, while others eat long fat.
Knights, like other princesses, come to see me with different foods every day. The only difference is that my knight has to pay for delivery.
The dog I admire most can live for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!
6. Some people are just not satisfied. They obviously have double chins and want double eyelids.
7. We all loved, hurt, hurt and hated, but we never lost weight.
8. I practiced reversing into the warehouse two days ago, but I couldn't get in left and right. Finally, the coach said, "Come on, get off! Let's go in! "
9. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. ""What could it be? "Then I will lower the bottom line again."
10. Girls are kind and have no resistance to all kinds of small animals, such as Land Rover, Hummer, Jaguar ... and of course Tmall.
1 1. Last time my parents quarreled, my seven-year-old brother and I didn't dare to persuade them. The two of them swore at each other, and my mother was speechless at once. My brother looked at her and said, Mom, come on, it's your turn. ...
12. A friend got together, and a buddy drank too much, so I took him to the hotel room. Then inform his wife to take care of him. As a result, at the moment when his wife came in, he shouted: Give me a smaller one.
13. Let me popularize how to dress well. First of all, you should look good. Secondly, you should have a good figure. The most important thing is to look good and have a good figure!
14. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.
15. When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say, "Sorry, this is a private car."
16. I can't imagine the happiness of the rich, perhaps because the authorities are fascinated!
17. The teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard. I'm confused. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror. Suddenly, I understand!
18. When I was a child, my father often told me the story that he 10 went out to work and provoked a family burden. After listening to this, I secretly vowed to be a braggart like my father when I grow up.
19. Yesterday, when I was at work, I farted very smelly at the same time. I asked him what he had eaten, which smelled so bad. He replied to me seriously: even if you smell it, do you still want to know the formula? Can you be kind!
20. I started my business after finishing junior high school, and now the company's assets are over 100 million. I live in a villa and drive a luxury car. I'm not showing off my wealth. I just want to tell you that if you give me another bottle of beer, I can blow it even harder.
2 1. My wife asked me: If a female colleague seduces you, will you listen? I smiled and shook my head, ha ha, who do you take me for? Am I the kind of person who will tell you what you really think?
22. Cherish friends who wear long pants around them. There are not many young people who are so steady and steady now.
23. Teacher: "Imagine what you would do if a bad guy followed you." Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"
24. One day, I was playing with my mobile phone in class at the same table. Suddenly, the phone rang. My deskmate quickly threw it into my hand. I stood up calmly and said to the class looking at me, "Teacher, I played with my mobile phone. Please smash it! "