After years of continuous efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.
When I was a child, I always heard people say to me, "It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, but you will look good when you grow up in a few years." Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to.
I left quietly, just as I came gently. I shook the bag and didn't take a cabbage with me.
Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I peed in was a royal salute!
6. The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, damn it, you can't get rid of it!
7. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you chose the biggest one.
Eight. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a restaurant casually, and they will gain several pounds.
9. My son is one and a half years old. Today, he can finally talk. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad". Did I teach you this?
10. What's wrong with being fat? Everyone's weight 100 Jin. Aren't you 10 Jin?
1 1. Big data shows that quitting smoking can extend your life span for nearly ten years. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.
12. Compare academic performance when I was a child. Compare wages when you grow up. Now you have to walk in step! Leave me alone, I just want to be an undisputed garbage, but I really did it before I found out that even garbage should be classified!
Behind every successful man, there is a woman who has nothing to do but eat.
14. Drive along the expressway. As the service area approached, the driver shouted: Go to the bathroom and get ready in advance! A buddy next to me asked weakly: How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now?
15. I said I like a very good boy, but I feel no chance. My mother said what you were afraid of. Although you are poor, you can have access to such a good person, which shows that he is doomed.
I haven't lost weight for so many years, just for your "care" when we broke up.
17. Me: "Son, what did you get in this exam?" The son frowned: "Dad, next time you want to hit me, can you find another excuse?"
I fell asleep at home at night and was awakened by a loud noise. She hugged my arm and said she was afraid. I lit a cigarette and took a drag. To be honest, I'm a little scared now, too. I remember I lived alone.
19. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
20. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.
2 1. It feels like the Internet is a black hole. The faster the internet speed, the slower the world will be. I just glanced at my cell phone and looked up. It's been two hours since the earth.
22. The best friend is always a wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed.
23. So many people hit the south wall. Repairing the South Wall must be very profitable!
24. When you are sleepy because of your homework, tell yourself: That's your memorial, that's your country and that's your people. Then suddenly wake up, I want to be a generation of wise men!