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1. Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? R5m}2-iI

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3. Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? 8/49\

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6. Question: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole? sBZ(P7[eA

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7. Question: Which historical figure should be beaten the most? *pH0TvCP

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Answer: Su Wu. )U]"\:。 rare

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8. Question: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest? jM 1-%9 1Sr

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10. Question: Who runs fastest in history? /0 m"mnb:

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12. Question: What is white plus white? 3bF3XZPIL

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13. Question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit! ! L> Mielatz

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14. Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out? @hYq|XI{?

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