2. Every effort you make for the person you love, every obstacle you overcome, your concern for her, your care for her, the time you spend for her ... these are all details, but they are all romantic.

The perfect combination of the strongest body and the strongest brain

The last thing you can say in the world is the way you look at someone when you don't love her. On the contrary, when you love someone, even breathing will reveal your feelings. The most precious gift in the world is your love for her.

5. Stop eating chicken! No chicken! No chicken! Don't let me eat chicken if something happens! There is no shame in losing! Don't lose the chicken! How do you let ducks look at chickens, how do you let geese look at chickens, and how will chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Banlangen as soon as there is flu! Banlangen! Banlangen! Why not let the chickens eat Banlangen?

6, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

7. Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

8. My whole soul has been sublimated. Now I feel that my soul is much more noble than you slutty, drunk, shaking your head, coquettish, chaotic, inarticulate, value friends over friends, despicable guys.

9, men are rich and don't go bad, and sows become monsters in trees!

10 Are you a pig?

1 1, you be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon and my heart. My blessing is sincere.

12, if idiots can fly, then this is the airport.

13, use your head. Do you two have brains

14, love is your gift to make me cry.

15. There are ten thousand ways to please your girlfriend. The simplest one is to keep what she said in mind. Some things you can do, some things you can't do, or you can't do it. It doesn't matter. Women are so smart. They know exactly whether you are diligent or not.

16, the way and I are the strongest brains and the strongest physical strength.

17, there are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and female doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

18, insipid itself is precious, don't forget this just because you are no longer passionate. The air around us doesn't deliberately ask for a sense of existence every day. You may ignore it, but you will never want to leave it. Because many times, the word "plain" is exactly what you always want.

19, people are afraid of famous pigs and strong ones, and dead mice don't feel cold!

20, bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, male doctors can only protect themselves, and to win female doctors, well, only saints can rely on them.

2 1, 100 people have 100 opinions. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

22. It is rumored on the Internet that eating five pieces of chewing gum together can also produce a feeling of fullness through chewing, and the most important thing is that it will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

23. Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents.

Michael Chen's Classic Quotations

1, parents can't call their children rabbits, because it's bad for parents' heredity.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

It is rumored on the Internet that eating five pieces of chewing gum together can also produce satiety through chewing, and the most important thing is that it won't get fat, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

4, men are rich, and sows become monsters in trees!

5. People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, and dead mice are not afraid of cold!

6. My whole soul has been sublimated, and now I feel that my soul is much more noble than you guys who are debauched, drunk, shaking your head, coquettish, chaotic, inarticulate, value friends over friends, and despicable.

7, people can't hang from a tree, try to die several times in a few nearby trees.

Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon and my heart. My blessing is sincere.

9, bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, male doctors can only protect themselves, and to win female doctors, well, only saints can rely on them. There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

10, and no chicken! No chicken! No chicken! Don't let me eat chicken if something happens! There is no shame in losing! Don't lose the chicken! How do you let ducks look at chickens, how do you let geese look at chickens, and how will chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Banlangen as soon as there is flu! Banlangen! Banlangen! Why not let the chickens eat Banlangen?

1 1, 100 people have 100 opinions. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Classic quotations from Chinese mainland actor Michael Chen.

Michael Chen, 1985, a native of Changle City, Fuzhou City, Fujian Province, is an actor in Chinese mainland.

Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theatre Academy in 2008. In 2009, he played the good man Ceng Xiaoxian in the urban romantic comedy ipartment. Won the Best Couple Award in Youku Film and Television Index Festival in 20xx. In 20xx, he starred in Love has its own destiny, playing the leading role of Li Tang. In the same year, I attended the League of Legends 20xx All-Star Game in Shanghai with my friend Zhu Zhen, and experienced the e-sports carnival night with star players and celebrities from all over the world.

Michael Chen's classic quotations:

A hundred people have a hundred opinions, and you can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Men are rich, and sows are monsters in trees!

Parents can't call their children rabbits, because it is genetically unfavorable to parents.

People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, and dead mice are not afraid of cold!

My whole soul has been sublimated, and now I feel that my soul is much more noble than you guys who are debauched, degenerate, coquettish, confused, inarticulate, and value friends and despise others.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

People can't hang themselves from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.

It is rumored on the Internet that eating five pieces of chewing gum together can also produce a feeling of fullness through chewing, and the most important thing is that it will not gain weight, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn.

Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon and my heart. My blessing is sincere.

The bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint.

There are three kinds of people in this world, male, female and female doctor. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

No chicken! No chicken! No chicken! Don't let me eat chicken if something happens! There is no shame in losing! Don't lose the chicken! How do you let ducks look at chickens, how do you let geese look at chickens, and how will chickens mix in the poultry industry in the future? Banlangen as soon as there is flu! Banlangen! Banlangen! Why not let the chickens eat Banlangen?

Michael Chen qq space talks about jokes and 93 sentences.

1, five words float in the sky, and one day is net force. I waved to the sky, which was nothing.

2. Sorry. The game is coming! Congratulations on your comment on my story. It's a serial game if you like. Whoever comments is next.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and take medicine when you wake up.

I just want to push you against the wall and kiss you hard. Who knows if it will bump you into a concussion?

I turned around silently, just to give you another gorgeous appearance.

6, weeding at noon, reading is really hard, a small broken book, sitting all morning.

7, づ Look at your empty eyes, do you need to add a brain number one?

8. Some girls like ABB style, such as eating, sleeping and drinking water. I would also say "Don't push".

9. I am a very principled person. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there.

10, "I dreamed of my male god", "dreams are the opposite", "You mean my male god dreamed of me?

1 1. After the goddess Dove was replaced, the supermarket passed by Dove and felt sick. . . .

12, declare that she and I are still friends. She didn't refuse or agree. I can be a little weaker.

13, "I dreamed of my male god", "Dreams are the opposite" and "You mean my male god dreamed of me"

14. According to the fingers of the elderly, Kai Ko will go to prison on September 1 day, but September 1 day is the day when we go to prison. . . .

15, chatting with my boyfriend, saliva splashed on his face, and he instinctively wiped it off with his hand. I am very angry. Why? Don't like me? His face is full of gentlemen saying no, no, no.

16, "I told you quietly that I would shine." I know, you just pay the electricity bill every month! "

17, a bunch of kindergarten children downstairs have been playing with the little magic fairy, and finally they can't help but open the window and shout that Gunara, the god of darkness, has run away.

18, there are always several girls in the class who like to pretend to be forced, so they are struck by lightning as soon as they go out.

19, I ... lack sleep, money, love and soul. . . The only thing I don't lack is why I don't lack meat ~ ~ ~

20. If anyone calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

2 1, four major setbacks: no one came to the party, no one called the BB machine, and the daughter-in-law didn't want to make trouble. If you want to cause trouble, you must wear a condom.

22. I didn't kill anyone or set fire to it. Why don't you like me?

23. You don't know me, so you scold me. You don't know that everyone who knows me wants to cut me!

24. When it comes to the drug addict's surname F, some people say that Fu Erkang and I have no problem, but I will put up with it when you say Sherlock Holmes and Voldemort. You even told me it was a boiling sheep!

25, there are a group of little funny people downstairs who have been in Balala. I can't help but open the window and bang "the dark god of Gunala" and run away!

26. My poor right middle finger is struggling to write again.

27. When I want to do my summer homework, the homework says, don't come over. I feel suffocated. I thought to myself that I didn't put it down, and then I stayed up until now!

28, you know, love at first sight, the second part is called goodbye! ! ! Hee hee ~ ~ ~

29. It's not that I'm dissolute, but that I can't find the direction to keep!

30. "Why do people like to choose a good day to get married?" "Because there is no good life after marriage."

3 1, I am willing to fill my basin-like chest with all the fat on my legs.

Mom said you can't make irresponsible friends, so all my friends are stupid.

33. Now we report important news. School is just around the corner, and school phobia is rampant, which has a serious impact on all students. Attention, class.

School life is the same every day. The only adjustment is you, but why don't you show up?

35. I thought about the word "special efforts", and I only achieved the first four.

36. A good friend has a date and feels that his hard-earned pig has been eaten.

It is said that drug-related artists will never be hired. This will remove 65,438+020 artists. No one has made a movie or TV series. I feel that I can make a debut, win awards, and speak for myself.

38, ugly is sick, otherwise why is the plastic surgery hospital a hospital?

39. "The most painful love triangle in the world is that I love to eat fat and love me."

40. What is unity? When a person's mobile phone rings, the reading sound of the whole class soars.

4 1, have you ever thought that there may be no one to accompany you to the toilet in the first few days of school?

42. Nowadays, girls are fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, neurotic in front of acquaintances, and hooligans in front of girlfriends.

43. Listening to your moon, the king of vinegar in East Asia vomited a mouthful of salt and soda. Down's law is interpreted as Buddha's palm, and life needs no explanation.

44. The reason why the ancients wrote poems: being demoted. Reason for being demoted: cheap mouth.

45. "Why do I feel particularly beautiful every time I take a shower?" "Because I'm out of my mind."

46. "Hey, why are you standing on the refrigerator?" "Because it will get cold."

47. "Do you like Kim TaeYeon?" For example, what do you like about her? "I like him to stay away from me!"

48. The final result of love is either that I dumped you or that you dumped me.

49. When you are wronged like a dog, there are always pigs snickering.

50. Do you hate me? I hate it, too. Now I have something in common. Can I fall in love?

5 1, "What's the trouble with boasting about the party by mobile phone?" "Like failure may be because the network is not good or the other party has set boundaries."

52. Teacher, you are cruel! Beijing, I took my homework, but I didn't take it all!

53. Actually, I think my personality is really not suitable for work, but only for getting paid ~

54. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

55. I always thought my daughter was as beautiful as flowers. "You must have good genes." A word from my best friend successfully woke me up.

56. Let you guess the title of the song, Good, If all the pigs in the world are dead, What, Stupid, of course, at least you.

57. Instead of hiding in your own castle and dominating the world, it is better to unify the whole country before the emperor!

58. Carve, please talk about drinking. If you can't drink, who can?

59. Why should a wife use her husband's money? Because the word "husband" is in turn "yuan" and the husband is in turn "paying the bill". What a painful understanding.

60. Sri Lanka will be downgraded in the next day. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, so as to bid farewell to scum and become top student!

6 1, when my mother found me sleeping and playing with my mobile phone at night, I felt caught. . . . .

62, deskmate, you are so happy, you have one, so so good, deskmate. .......

63. "Kim Soo Hyun, can you sing little stars?" "Yes, because I'm from the stars!"

64. Behind a successful man, there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man, there is a naughty woman.

65. "I had a terrible nightmare." "I must be protecting you." "You're not eating shit. I advise you to fucking hit me. " "Get out."

66. Learn cooking in New Oriental and technology in Lan Xiang. If you want to be a master, please talk to QQ.

67. "Do you know what I hate most?" "There is a cricket in your room at night, but it can't be put out, and then you listen to it sing until dawn."

68. If anyone calls me fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him ~

69. When you get up and look in the mirror, you always feel that peace is different. "Why?" Because after a sleep. My head is not cushioned yet. '

70. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words to go next time.

7 1, I tease you because I care about you, I care about you because I like you, and I ignore you because there is a dog behind me.

72. "Why didn't you answer the phone? ! ""You listen to me for a reason. " "You said," The bell is too good for me to answer. "

73. "What's the difference between holidays in China and abroad?" "A holiday in a foreign country is a real rest, and a holiday in China is to do your homework elsewhere! \"

74. Just online, clap. Com has issued a respected "screen name". I find you very handsome. Let's see why. My first reaction was that I was sold.

75. I remember in September of that year 1, I was dancing, smiling with my small schoolbag on my back, and I walked into school with a fart, and embarked on a road of no return.

The highlight of Happy Camp is always the next preview.

77. Jimmy Lin said to Degang Guo, "If you are not crazy, you will be old." . Degang Guo said to Jimmy Lin, "If you are not old, we will go crazy." .

I am such a stubborn person that I don't do my summer homework until I die.

79. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Whether it hurts or not? Cry first.

If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to embed your five senses.

8 1, "Your voice is very sweet", "Thank you" and "It is easy to get diabetes after a long time"

82. I was embarrassed with my mother at night. Mom snapped and turned off all the lights. I said, "Mom, what are you doing?" Mom, "I'm blackmailing you!" " "I ...

83. Elk is called giraffe "I'm lost", and giraffe is called "I'm giraffe ~"

84. I happened to meet you, so I said hello and ran home for half an hour.

If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

86. Want to step on my head? No way! Unless you're wearing a skirt. ..

87. I broke up with the winter vacation because of the bitch who started school!

Our classmates have been together for more than a year, but they are like strangers.

89, TM, if I knew which bitch created LOL, I would definitely hold the 888 fire unicorn for his family!

90. "There is a kind of person who doesn't like you and won't make you like others." "Are you talking about the head teacher?"

9 1, "Lu Han, you really look like my ex-boyfriend!" "Who let your ex-boyfriend is a sex maniac? _? "

92.# Jingjing Jingjing # This child is so funny every day. What is your father's name? "My dad's name is Ding Pinger." Lin Chong, where is your mother? . . . . .

93. This is why things will disappear after time training.