Yes, the attending doctor, Dr. Li, said firmly.

Qin, an associate professor, shook his head coldly and said that it really grew.

Your ball is too long, so long, said Dr. Zou, a level 4 expert, quietly rubbing his hands.

Because doctors with different titles in three different hospitals said so, Zhang Xiaomin of engineering male drew a clear conclusion: his foreskin must have grown. Dr. Zou from the Third Hospital seriously said that he had many shortcomings when he grew up, such as hiding evil people and filth, easily infecting the quality of life of couples, and his appearance was not beautiful. Zhang Xiaomin thinks that the first two shortcomings are still correct. What does it matter whether he is beautiful or not? Dr Zou is an experienced urologist. Seeing the patient's inner doubts, he drew four numbers on white paper with a pen and showed them to Zhang Xiaomin. He asked him which was better. Is it very different? Zhang Xiaomin blushed and was embarrassed to answer. Dr. Zou stood up and waved and said, young man, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Please make an appointment for surgery soon. Please ask my assistant for details. Then he shouted at the door: Next come in, number 46.

I consulted Dr. Zou's assistant in the corridor, made an appointment for surgery, asked how much preventive measures to prepare, and then took the subway home.

To do or not to do is a question.

Zhang Xiaomin told his wife in detail when he got home. At first, his wife was very much in favor of letting him see an expert for circumcision as soon as possible. Later, I heard that it cost more than 2,000 yuan, and I changed my mind. He said that he was not busy thinking about it. Zhang Xiaomin said, I have an appointment for surgery, just next weekend. The wife said, look at Baidu first and I'll call to ask, whether to do it or not, and how to do it is the most economical and safest. Ask a few more people and you can't shop around. My wife said loudly that I am not worried about money. Zhang Xiaomin asked who to call, and his wife said to call his uncle. Zhang Xiaomin asked strangely, isn't your uncle a pig farmer?

My wife said that the basic structure is the same, and his old man's house is very experienced in this field. Then he went to the balcony and dialed the phone number of the uncle who was a pig in a big mountain village 300 kilometers away.

Do it or not?

After checking Baidu and asking the pig maker, the couple couldn't make up their minds. The content on the Internet is complicated, and the pros and cons are half-and-half. Especially after seeing the possible risks of surgery, Zhang Xiaomin was scared. When my wife's uncle called, he was sitting on the dam mat, and the wine around him was numb and noisy. He didn't know what the phone said, and roared and replied that it was done. Just cut it and dump it. It was a piece of cake. Herdsmen continue to drink and fight. My wife was not happy that my uncle hung up the phone soon. She thought about it, called the female students who worked in the maternal and child health care station and asked, how old should the lesbian theory with long foreskin be cut? I believe the doctor is right. Just do it. He said with a low voice and a smile, he is good and you are good, haha, hey.

Zhang Xiaomin asked his uncle what he said, and his wife replied that everything his old man said was done, and it was a piece of cake. He didn't say anything about asking his female classmates. Zhang Xiaomin expressed his worries after Baidu. His wife said Baidu's mouth was too harsh, but she still listened to the doctor. What's more, you are still seeing experts from top three hospitals. Just make an appointment. It suddenly occurred to her that it would cost a lot of money, saying that the money for surgery might make your mother bleed.

Ask the bag if they want to pay? My wife said you should be circumcised when you were a child. By rights, this is their responsibility. Besides, we are not well-off now, and the baby will take the senior high school entrance examination soon.

Zhang Xiaomin called his father in the country and said he was embarrassed to ask for money. What is the reason why his father decided to do it? He said that if you have surgery, your mother and I, Diya, and two old black-bone chickens and ducks will come to see you. Sitting on the moon will be very comfortable. His mother answered the phone and earnestly reminded him to take a rest, not to eat spicy hair, not to catch a cold, not to do heavy work, etc., or be careful as a mother.

Dad took the phone and asked how much the operation would cost. Zhang Xiaomin replied that all the expenses are less than 3,000 yuan, and provincial hospitals are half cheaper than private hospitals. Dad said that it is cheaper to have a child, which is equivalent to the money used to have four children in those years. His mother grabbed the telegram and said, don't worry, baby, your father will directly call you 5000 yuan tomorrow morning. I know your money is not easy to handle. We have money to use. Even if we have no money to sell millet, we will give it to you. Don't worry. Zhang Xiaomin then remembered that his mother, who was in college, was pushing a cart of wheat to a town ten miles away and bought him a walkman. Listen, thinking about Zhang Xiaomin's eyes, the old water came out.

After the phone call, Zhang Xiaomin was in tears, and his wife hurriedly asked what had happened.

Three simple minor operations

After coming out of the operating room, Zhang Xiaomin felt that things were too simple. Before, he thought things were too complicated.

On Friday afternoon, Zhang Xiaomin came to the hospital operation building as promised. This time, 13 patients are preparing for the operation together. Thirteen patients are mostly in their thirties, seven are wives or girlfriends, two are accompanied by their parents, and only Zhang Xiaomin and the other three have no relatives. Zhang Xiaomin was a little lost. Later, the doctor said that he didn't need an escort at all and could go back by himself. He thinks it's right not to accompany him.

Circumcision, also known as circumcision, is an ordinary minor operation in a big hospital. With a surgeon and two assistants, plus preparation time, everyone can do it in ten minutes. In order to improve efficiency, the two assistants asked everyone to sign the consent form, put on striped hospital clothes, sit neatly like primary school students, and listen to the surgeon explain the operation principle and precautions. The surgeon is Dr. Zou, an expert in outpatient department. He looks radiant today, just like a soldier preparing for the battlefield. He tried to appease everyone in a relaxed and humorous tone. He said that your thirteen friends today are very close. Although not born on the same day of the same year, I cut my dick here on the same day of the same year. The assistant focuses on postoperative cleaning and disinfection, what liquid dressing to spray, and spray it eight times every two hours during the day. He particularly stressed that it is necessary to disinfect on time and not be lazy. At the same time, he showed everyone the picture of infected red in his mobile phone, which looked terrible.

Zou, the surgeon, finally concluded, raised his right hand and said, please believe me, rest assured that I have the scissors. Go ahead, GOGOGO.

Zhang Xiaomin suddenly remembered the butcher in the slaughterhouse near his hometown and his wife's uncle, a pig farmer.

Thirteen friends were divided into three groups and entered the operating room. After local anesthesia, Zhang Xiaomin lay on the operating table, heard the conversation between the doctor and the assistant, and felt the click of scissors and slight pain. In less than two minutes, the doctor said, get up.

Zhang Xiaomin asked, is it over? The doctor replied, it's over. All right, you can go.

Zhang Xiaomin asked with a smile, more than one thousand pieces finished like this? The doctor and assistant laughed without a word.

For an instant, Zhang Xiaomin was full of gratitude for the doctor's superb skills. Before he could say thank you, the next striped clothing partner had come in.

In the lounge, the assistant gave everyone who had been cut by scissors a prescription for oral medicine and external medicine after operation. It is said that the internal medicine is paid by the hospital, and the external medicine cannot be operated by the hospital according to the requirements of medical insurance because it is a self-funded medicine, so it can only be bought in a regular pharmacy outside. Someone asked, is external medicine expensive? The shop assistant said it was neither cheap nor expensive. You can buy it at any drugstore. Someone wants a lot of money again? The assistant replied that it was less than 3 thousand, and knocked on the blackboard to emphasize that it must be disinfected on time, otherwise the consequences of infection may be very serious. The third person then asked, is there a drugstore nearby? Is this medicine a qualified product? The assistant said impatiently, go and see for yourself. What pharmacies and companies are there?

When I heard that I needed 3,000 yuan to buy disinfectant, Zhang Xiaomin was blinded and woke up immediately. He felt that this simple operation was not that simple.

Four simple disinfectants

However, it is still too early to draw conclusions. After an hour or even many years, his children and grandchildren may be circumcised. At that time, Zhang Xiaomin felt that things were not so simple.

A few people who finished the operation first and their relatives quickly went downstairs, ready to buy disinfectant near the hospital, and the assistant waved goodbye to them upstairs, emphasizing disinfection again, and calling directly if there is any problem, and so on.

A dozen people, including relatives, walked and chatted. Some say group buying is cheap. Some say that a small bottle 15 ml is too fucking expensive. Others say that online shopping should be related to something, but they are afraid that it will not pay off. Suddenly a girl said loudly, don't argue, but it will be very expensive. Anyway, just this once, just go to the drugstore recommended by the doctor. Just playing cards and drinking tea. A big man in a fur coat said that none of the other doctors recommended any one. The girl said, let's make up our minds, pig head.

Everyone thinks this woman has a point.

Zhang Xiaomin deliberately hung behind, and quickly searched online to compare the price differences. In fact, he can't find this medicine on a platform such as a treasure. He wants to know if only the drugstore here sells it. While he was searching online, others were rushing into the drugstore. Zhang Xiaomin bought it in this drugstore when he wanted to forget. The key is that postoperative disinfection cannot be delayed. Anyway, mom and dad also sponsored 5000 yuan.

He was distressed to think that it would cost 3,000 yuan soon, even more than 4,000 yuan for the operation. After hesitating for two minutes, he resolutely walked into the drugstore.

Five Marxists asked Zhang Xiaomin for advice.

Twenty days after circumcision, she recovered smoothly. Zhang Xiaomin and his wife are very happy and feel that life has accomplished another great event. As soon as I am happy, I can't help but send congratulations to my circle of friends. Some people praised it, and some people questioned, "What's so good about this?" After seeing the circle of friends, a distant elder specially called to educate him. "The ancients said that parents should not abandon those who suffer from body hair and skin." Zhang Xiaomin didn't explain and didn't mind.

Marxism-Leninism, a young man in the same company, also saw the news. That night, he invited Zhang Xiaomin to eat hot pot with his girlfriend, asked him about it, and prepared to have an operation. Zhang Xiaomin believes that society is progressing rapidly, and young people now dare to discuss and deal with these problems generously. He asked Marxism-Leninism to prepare a large amount of funds. Marxism-Leninism asked how much it would cost. I heard it costs 5000 yuan. The girlfriend of Marxism-Leninism quickly replied that money is not a problem. According to your experience, the key is how to embarrass Zhang Xiaomin. He said to drink it first, so that the duck intestines and hairy tripe can be provoked and eaten quickly, so as not to overcook it.

While the wine was hot and marek's girlfriend went to the toilet, Zhang Xiaomin solemnly told marek that it was up to the doctor to decide whether the operation should be done or not, and I had the final say on how much it cost. Marek looked up at him and asked what you meant by being a dean. Zhang Xiaomin said that I have a secret recipe, and the senior disinfectant prescribed by the doctor costs 3000 yuan. I bought other drugs with the same function, which only cost more than 200 yuan, and there was no problem. Marxism-Leninism repeatedly praised Zhang Ge's cleverness, and Zhang Xiaomin responded modestly. Alas, they were all forced out by poverty.

In the evening, Marxism-Leninism introduced Zhang Xiaomin's experience to his girlfriend. Her girlfriend said it was necessary, but she should follow the doctor's instructions strictly. Money is not a problem. You know that my mother is very closed in the medical insurance bureau, so just knead the invoices together for reimbursement. Marxism-Leninism says that it seems that this circumcision cannot be reimbursed by medical insurance without hospitalization. It's plastic surgery. I consulted. My girlfriend disdainfully said, Brother Zhang, they all know what to think, and we can't catch up with them after 90? We should also keep pace with the times.

Dr Liu Zou personally called Zhang Xiaomin.

Six months after circumcision, at noon that day, Zhang Xiaomin received a strange phone call.

Say hello on the phone, Xiao Zhang. I'm Dr. Zou who circumcised you last time. Zhang Xiaomin was flattered and said thank you to Dr. Zou. Dr. Zou is very concerned about all aspects after the operation, including the life of husband and wife. Zhang Xiaomin answered them one by one and thanked him again and again for his superb skills, which greatly improved the quality of personal life. Dr. Zou said that this is our duty. It is the bounden duty of doctors to save lives and let everyone live a happy life. Then I ended the call with a few polite words.

The next day, my wife came home from school and asked if Dr. Zou had called you personally. Zhang Xiaomin replied that he had a post-operative visit. Why? My wife said that all return visits are assistants. Dr Zou called for another purpose. Last time you were circumcised, I also sent a circle of friends, which was seen by the parents of the most naughty students in our class. This parent is actually Dr. Zou's wife. It's a coincidence that you said that. Fortunately, all you write is praise. There will be a "caring for men's public welfare forum" at the end of this month. Dr. Zou invites you to attend as a patient representative. I heard that the organizers still have subsidies. Please prepare your speech.

Once again, I was flattered, and later I received a phone call from Dr. Zou's assistant, suggesting that he write materials from the aspects of daring to face up to male secrets, often seeing andrology, and giving men necessary vacations. And be sure to grasp the key points and be concise.

Finally, the assistant said, I heard that you graduated from a prestigious school, so you should master your writing skills. What famous schools did Zhang Xiaomin say? It's Nanxiang School. I studied excavator advertising. I studied repairing air conditioners and computers. The assistant said it was good. Nanxiang is also a famous school. Please prepare your speech quickly.

Chapter VII Wang Attends Dam Forum

The "Caring for Men's Health Forum" sponsored by the Municipal Health and Family Planning Bureau was held in the Convention and Exhibition Center as scheduled. Unfortunately, Zhang Xiaomin was invited to participate in only a small sub-forum activity, that is, the forum on the dam.

The forum is arranged in a community called "Spring is full of gardens". At 2: 30 in the afternoon, Hu, the director of the community hospital with Liu Kechang, the Health Planning Commission, sat on the rostrum. There were less than 50 people in the audience, including the staff of the community and property companies, as well as the elderly and old ladies in the community. The scene and scale are not as big as Zhang Xiaomin expected. He touched the manuscript in his bag and felt a little lost.

Director Hu presided over the forum on Bashang. First, section chief Liu briefly said that caring for men's health is of great significance to the implementation of the needs of the party and the government to build a better and happier life, and so on. Then Dean Fang gave a lecture.

Dean Fang, who is in his seventies, was a talkative private tutor when he was young. Later, because of low salary, I changed to study medicine. He has been a doctor for decades and has rich medical experience. There are many patients fans among local residents. Dean Fang talked endlessly about men's physical structure and the prevention and treatment of common diseases, such as obesity, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, hyperglycemia and uric acid, especially prostatitis, infertility, work stress and mental health. Dean Fang, after all, worked as a teacher, and there was no sign of killing him after speaking for more than an hour.

The people below are impatient. Someone raised their hands and said, Dean, you said these things are useless. Just teach us how to spend less money to see a doctor. Liu quickly said that hospitals are not allowed to charge fees and medical insurance reimbursement.

The following people began a noisy discussion, saying that reimbursement was false, and hospitals are now more expensive than before medical insurance. Some old ladies cited their daughter-in-law's baby last month as an example, some said that it cost more than 600 yuan to go to the hospital for injections and infusions the day before yesterday, and some people helped the people on the rostrum to say that they are still much better than before, with good medical skills, thoughtful service and good medicine, and so on.

Seeing that the venue was out of control and deviated from the theme, Liu looked angry. Dean Fang felt that what he said was not enough and he was unhappy. Director Hu quickly greeted the masses to "be quiet and talk less." Zhang Xiaomin next to me was so anxious that I didn't speak and forgot that I was just an ordinary citizen. He patted Director Hu on the shoulder and said, "Look at me." As soon as he struck the table, he stood up and said loudly, Hello, uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters. Let me say an important thing, which concerns everyone's vital interests.

Zhang Xiaomin's voice is loud and his throat is loud. The three leaders on the stage were dumbfounded and the venue was silent. Who do you think he is? What's important to say?

Zhang Xiaomin fumbled over the manuscript and said: According to the arrangement of the meeting, today I want to talk about my personal experience, cough and circumcision.

Ha, ha, ha, all the men and women in the venue raised their smiling faces, and even the leaders on the rostrum laughed. The people below are booing again. Some people say it's embarrassing to cut sparrows, while others say souvenirs should be distributed quickly. It was agreed that rapeseed oil and bobbin paper would be distributed, otherwise I wouldn't come. Some people say that they will pick up Sun Wazi after school, and others say that it is simply delaying our time to win autumn cards in mahjong.

The meeting is like this. As a local leader in this area, Director Hu felt very humiliated. He said loudly that everyone had a serious meeting. Today is an important popular science meeting, not a souvenir. He hates Zhang Xiaomin, as if he had screwed up the meeting.

After listening to Director Hu's words that no souvenirs will be sent, most of the people below are scattered, leaving only the staff of the community and the property. People on and off the stage look at me and I look at you, and they don't talk. Hu shouted angrily at Zhang Xiaomin. That's great. Come on, say foreskin! Take out the foreskin and let everyone have a good look! The others smiled again. The man grinned, the woman grinned, and even Director Hu himself smiled. The square on the dam is full of joy and peace.

Zhang Xiaomin was the only one standing there with a red face.