Although you have small breasts, you have a big face

When your hair grows to your waist, remember to hold it up when you poop

Young people, you don’t have it now Money is nothing,

There will be many days without money in the future

The salted fish has turned over, but it is still the salted fish

The mirror is broken, you are so round Show me one

When you are sad, touch your chest and tell yourself

You are a boy

Be strong

< p> The opposite sex only wants to reproduce, the same sex is true love

It’s not scary to wear matching clothes, whoever is ugly will be embarrassed

Don’t think that the world has abandoned you, the world has no time to care about you

When God closes a door for you,

He will also pinch your brain by the way

If you don’t break up after graduation, you will become a green dog in a different place

Although you look ugly, you think you are beautiful

Don’t think that when you were single in high school, it was because the school prohibited early love

If you are particularly obsessed with someone, then you must Not worthy of him

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No matter how nice the seven losers are to Snow White,

they are still not as good as a kiss from a tall, rich and handsome man

< p> The tough melon is not sweet, but there is melon to eat

Don’t think that fat people will look better if they lose weight

Without appearance, who can see your heart

Even if I fail ninety-nine times, I will still work hard to get it together

If people who are better than you are still working hard, then your hard work is of no use

As long as it is a stone , you won’t shine anywhere

Why lose weight? An ugly face has nothing to do with being fat

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, it will be really It's so miserable

Being ugly is a disease, otherwise why would a plastic surgery hospital be called a hospital?

Only those who have really worked hard know that,

The gap in IQ is insurmountable

Every time I see Qiongyou’s diary, my feeling is:

If you are so poor, then don’t go out and wander around

Don’t think that the prince loves you so much Cinderella,

I forgot who it was after just one night,

It all depends on the crystal slipper and one classic quote from one person - Love

One classic quote from one person Quotes - Love

Zhang Ailing

I thought love could fill up the regrets in life.

However, it creates more regrets.

But it is love.

The Year of Seven Pansy

Fortunately, love is not everything.

Fortunately, everything is not love.

Rabindranath Tagore

The difference between friendship and love is:

Friendship means two people and the world,

However, love means Two people are the world.

Zhang Xiaoxian

Love is a hundred years of loneliness,

until you meet the person who is determined to protect you,

At that moment, all the bitter loneliness found its way home.

An Yiru

Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

乐小米

Only those who have seen fireworks and love

know the beauty and desolation of the world.

Sanmao

Love is like Buddhist Zen

- it cannot be said, it cannot be said, and it is wrong to say it.

Guo Jingming

Love without material things is just a cover for weakness,

Blow by the wind, or even without the wind,

Walk slowly A few steps is a mess.

Bai Luomei

Life is never perfect.

Sometimes respecting love means betraying reality;

Fulfilling reality means To live up to love.

Baby Annie

The best love is when two people keep each other company.

Don't bind, don't entangle, don't possess,

don't desire to dig out meaning from the other person,

That is doomed to fail.

Qian Zhongshu

Most of the time, love is unsuccessful.

Either it suffers from the boredom of finally getting married,

or it suffers from the failure. The sorrow of finally getting married.

Rao Xueman

Right love is love,

Wrong love is youth.

Shakespeare

Women fall in love with their ears,

But if men fall in love, they fall in love with their eyes.

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Anthony

True love needs to wait,

Anyone can say they love you,

But not everyone can wait for you ......

Canoe

Love is a person's business,

A person's determination to never look back,

A person's own warmth and coldness ,

A person's eternity has nothing to do with anything else.

Mo Yan

The so-called love,

is actually a serious illness.

My illness is about to be cured.

Xue Xiaochan

What goes through thousands of times is probably not love,

Love must be, waiting and waiting,

Then, she appeared, and you decided that this was love.

Thoreau

There is no cure for love,

only love deeper.

Xi Murong

Happy love is all the same,

But unhappy love has its own causes,

Finally There are two common reasons:

Too early, or, too late. One green tea bitch quote for each person

1. Your dress is very nice, but I can’t wear it because my breasts are too big.

2. You are not allowed to talk about my godbrother like this! Although you two are lovers, I don't allow you to do this in front of me. My brother is really a good person!

3. You don’t understand me... I thought you did... People who understand don’t need to talk about it, and people who don’t understand don’t need to talk about it.

4. Do you know? I've always had feelings for you, but you have a girlfriend and I know I shouldn't bother you, so just pretend you don't know. Stay with her well, I will always be by your side and silently accompany you. (The QQ message between Green Tea and the male ticket was seen by the female protagonist, but the male ticket did not know)

5. I don’t want anything else. As long as I have a small corner of my heart, I will be satisfied.

6. Alas, why doesn’t she know how to cherish such a good man like you~?

7. I feel like she is quite good at attracting boys, I’m so envious!

8. Tell the boy who likes me that only she can make you sad. No matter how angry I am, you will just laugh it off. My former best friend haha

9. Alone I feel so lonely and scared at night, but I have to work hard and be strong!

10. Because we are friends, we will never break up, right?

11. Wow~ You have muscles, can I squeeze them? What? Isn't it fair? Ha ha. Then you should give me a squeeze too~ Hiss, it hurts, please be gentle!

12. If it doesn’t belong to you, why bother caring so much.

13. Can we just meet for the first time in life?

14. Don’t be angry with her. I am a girl and I understand girls. Go comfort her. Don’t Take care of me

15. She has never been clear about her goals. If a boy chases her, she just drags her feet and pretends not to know. When someone points it out to her, she just says they want to be friends and then continues to be ambiguous and chases the boy. Friends also say good night and good morning. Take care of yourself. It’s cold and add clothes. My boyfriend in the dormitory has almost all of them. Everyone tells me, does this count as a green tea bitch?

16. I learned to sew clothes today and ended up Five fingers were pricked 555. I realized that I am really stupid. Be strong and don’t cry!

Seventeen, brother, don’t be like this, I already have a boyfriend, although he is not good to me.

18. I understand you, and don’t blame her. She’s just too angry to care about you now. If you are unhappy, you can tell me. We are good confidants. The weather is getting colder, take care of yourself.

19. A friend of mine plans to be a mistress. As soon as I told her about it, she said: Love does not matter who comes first, I love him more than her, and he is younger and more beautiful than her. She has such a bad temper, I That's when you truly love him. It's a typical quote from a bitch. Calling her a green tea bitch is an insult to a green tea bitch. Resolutely stop interacting with each other

20. Live a happy-go-lucky life with a willing attitude.

21. When I sent you a text message yesterday, I was expecting you to answer my call right away. Were you with your girlfriend at that time? She is so happy to have a boy like you by her side.

22. I went to my old school today and got lost. I realized that I was really stupid! Why not be as smart as others.

23. I randomly found 4 QQ signatures of a woman whose boyfriend had a crush on him before but the other party did not explicitly reject her:

24. A woman may not be beautiful, but Must be xxxxxxx

25. Wow, look at that girl’s makeup. The photos are also very well done. I don’t even know how to put on makeup and photoshop ((￣3￣)!) I can only I wear no makeup every day, and there are no beautiful photos to upload.

26. She usually has a lot of fun and doesn't mind joking or anything like that. I feel like I can't make jokes like that with boys, and I feel like a failure.

27. I really didn’t mean it, she must have misunderstood.

28. Your girlfriend is spoiled by you. I definitely can’t bear to have my boyfriend work so hard.

29. In fact, I really don’t wear makeup ~ I don’t know how to wear makeup ~ I have no makeup ~ Why do I need to retouch photos? I don't understand. . . All my photos are of me~

30. Is she angry? Go and explain. It’s nothing. It’s not good if she misunderstood.

31. I think love is not about changing or saving a person, but about finding the person who is already suitable for you.

Thirty-two, will your sister be angry if you chat with me?

33. You are not allowed to say this about my godbrother. Although you are a couple, I do not allow you to say this about her. My brother is really a good person!

Thirty-four, then the male will have a painful look on his face, an expression that only you understand me, and hold the bitch’s little hand tightly. You are a gentle and lovely good boy, unlike her ( Girlfriend), you are unreasonable and unreasonable, you don’t understand me at all. You understand me, but you understand me. It’s so easy and comfortable to be with you. . . wqnmlgb!

Thirty-five, you are too good, I am not worthy of you (in fact, I don’t like you at all)

Thirty-six, I just had dinner with him. We just went shopping for a movie, and really didn’t do anything. Because your relationship is not good recently, so I came out to help you accompany him

37. Shouldn’t I bother you so late? , I'm sorry, but I'm really sad and crying.

38. I am a principled person, and my principle is to depend on my mood

39. I have forgotten how to move my heart and love.

40. I took pictures when I was crying. I deliberately let my tears flow and added a sentence below: "I am very good and happy"

41. Don't do this, we are just good buddies. (Pay attention to the position of the sound of erhua)

Forty-two, the green tea bitch hooked up with the man before and chatted so much. The weather is so cold. What should I do with the cats and dogs on the roadside? Thank you, fairy, take care of yourself. Don't freeze to death

43. Do you want me to help you explain to her?

44. Remember to delete the chat history.

45. It’s better not to meet again than not to meet again. You will always be the same in my memory.

46. I know you have a girlfriend, but I don’t miss you either. Embarrassed, after reading it, I remembered to delete the chat history.

47. If I were your girlfriend, I would definitely not be able to bear you being so tired. If I were your girlfriend, I would definitely understand you. If I were your girlfriend, I would definitely not be so petty.

Forty-eight, I am spending Chinese Valentine's Day alone again, and I find that I am really stupid. No wonder I don't get a boyfriend as easily as other girls, but I have to work hard alone!

49. Your girlfriend is not ugly, but why is the photo you showed us so ugly? She obviously didn’t choose the right angle.

Fifty. There are so many girls like me, but I want the only one.

51. I have someone I like, but I want to be friends with you. I feel like we are the same, right?

52. I think you are a person who thinks too much.

Fifty-three, don’t say that to her, she definitely doesn’t want to do that. Let me help you talk to her, don't be angry. I am also very sad that you are like this

54. I never expected it, so there is no disappointment

55. I think you two are very suitable together, really! Because you don’t even know how good you are? After saying that, a trace of disappointment flashed through the corners of my eyes.

Fifty-six, he is just my brother, don’t get me wrong! I hope you are happy!

57. I don’t want to hurt anyone. I really don’t know how things turned out like this.

Fifty-eight. Girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck.

Fifty-nine. My most disgusting sentence: Your boyfriend and I are just good friends. You don't understand our past experiences. He is really nice. You must take good care of him. Come on, come on, tell me, what have you two been through behind my back? He's not disabled, so he let me take care of him and fuck him.

60. You are destroying it when you get it, but you are regretting it after you lose it.

61. I don’t know why she loves to target me so much~Be strong, smile, and continue to smile tomorrow.

Sixty-two. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and in the wrong place, and then have to spend our whole life forgetting it.

Sixty 3. Wow! Why do you have a bulge in your pants? Can I pinch it? Or would you pinch me too? We are different

64. I think your girlfriend is very popular. I really envy that so many male classmates in our class can hang out with her. Alas, I am far behind. I don't dare to talk to the male classmates in the class. (Oh, why don’t you dare to talk to the male classmates in the class, but you dare to talk to my boyfriend!)

Sixty-five, why are they always the opposite of each other? I really don’t understand , they are so curious, what are you saying, vomit?

Sixty-six, your girlfriend is so happy to have such a good boyfriend like you. If only I were her.

67. Why doesn’t she know how to cherish such a good man like you?

68. I miss a friend of the opposite sex of mine. At that time, I always occupied his bed. We always slept together, taking off only my bra and underwear, but I couldn’t do anything else. It happened, he respected and cherished me, it was a restrained friendship.

Sixty-nine, there is something on your mouth, let me wipe it for you

Seventy, I just need to wait quietly by your side, nothing else. A classic quotation for one person - a talented woman from the Republic of China

A classic quotation for a person - a talented woman from the Republic of China

The women of the Republic of China are a unique scene in Chinese history. During these troubled times, There are such a group of legendary women. They either come from wealthy families and are extremely noble; With their unique charm and talents, they composed gorgeous movements of life, becoming unique and beautiful scenery at that time and even in later generations.

Zhang Ailing (1920-1995)

Meeting the person you want to meet among millions of people, in the endless wilderness of time in millions of years, there is no early It’s not a step too late, and it happens to catch up, so there’s nothing else to say, except to ask softly: “Oh, are you here too?”

Xiao Hong (1911-1942)

Why sleep for a long time while alive, you will sleep forever after death

Lu Bicheng (1883-1943)

My purpose is not assets and family status, but literature position above. Therefore, it is rare to be a good match. If the east is not successful and the west is not compatible, the opportunity will be lost.

Shi Pingmei (1902-1928)

On the way through the world, I happened to meet someone who looked like you. After I stopped and stared, my heart was like this! It's as cold and desolate as the autumn wind sweeping across the fallen leaves! I meditate on the fact that my heart that has been loved is now just a silent and lonely grave under the grass and sunset.

Lu Xiaoman (1903-1965)

Look, how will my lonely figure face this difficult world from now on? Don't you feel heartbroken after watching this?

Lin Huiyin (1904-1955)

You have given me an unbearable weight in my life, and I will repay you with my whole life.

Ruan Lingyu (1910-1935)

I would not regret my death, but I am still afraid of what others say. What people say can be scary!

Bing Xin (1900-1999)

Love is on the left, sympathy is on the right, walking on both sides of the road of life, sowing seeds at any time, blooming at any time, decorating this long road with fragrant flowers It is so diffuse that pedestrians walking through the branches and leaves, stepping on thorns, do not feel pain; there are tears to fall, but they do not feel sad.

Zhang Youyi (1900-1988)

You always ask me: Do you love Xu Zhimo? You know I have no way to answer this question. I am very confused about this question because Everyone always tells me that I must love Xu Zhimo after I have done so many things for him, but I can't say what love is. I have never said "I love you" to anyone in my life. If I take care of Xu Zhimo If Zhimo and his family are called love, then I probably love him. Among the several women he has met in his life, maybe I love him the most.

Zhang Zhaohe (1910-2003)

When Cong Wen gets along with me, is this life a blessing or a misfortune? No answer. I don't understand him, not completely. Later, I gradually gained some understanding, but the only way I can truly understand who he was as a person and the heavy pressure he endured throughout his life is now when I am sorting and selecting his posthumous manuscripts.

Meng Xiaodong (1907-1977)

If I don’t sing in the future, I will not be worse than you if I sing in the future; if I don’t marry in the future, if I get married, I will never be worse than you. .

Yang Jiang (1911-20xx)

I once had a little dream that he suddenly left without saying a word.

Now he deliberately walks slowly, letting me take him one step at a time, and try to gather as many people as possible to turn a small dream into a long dream of thousands of miles. I do. Give me a ride, say goodbye, and see you again. If the separation lasts longer, will it increase or decrease the pain? I can't figure it out. But the farther I walked with him, the more afraid I was of never seeing him again.

Zhao Yidi (1912-2000)

I served him until he was 100 years old. I am tired and I think I need to rest.

Yu Fengzhi (1897-1990)

In order to respect the deep affection between you and Han Qing for many years, I agree to dissolve my marriage with Zhang Xueliang.

Xu Guangping (1898-1968)

It’s just that I am too relaxed and your journey is too difficult.

People who are in trouble sometimes cannot enjoy the same situation. What can I do?