Translation:
A butcher came home at night, and the meat in his burden had been sold out, leaving only bones. I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time.
The butcher was afraid and threw the bone to the wolf. A wolf got a bone and stopped. Another wolf is still following him. The butcher threw the bone to the wolf again, and the wolf who got the bone behind stopped, but the wolf who got the bone in front came again. The bones have been thrown away. But the two wolves chased the butcher together as before.
The butcher was embarrassed and anxious, and I was afraid that he would be attacked by wolves. The butcher saw a threshing floor in the field. The owner of the threshing floor piled firewood in the threshing floor and built a hill. The butcher then ran over, leaned over the pile of firewood, put down the burden and picked up the butcher's knife. The two wolves dared not go forward and stared at the butcher.
After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front of the butcher like a dog. After a long time, the wolf's eyes seem to be closed, and it looks very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut off the wolf's head with a knife, and killed the wolf with a few knives. The butcher just wanted to leave, but he turned and saw the back of the firewood pile. Another wolf is digging a hole in the firewood pile, intending to drill a hole to attack the butcher's back. The body has gone halfway, showing only the ass and tail. The butcher cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed the wolf. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep, which was originally used to lure the enemy.
The wolves were too cunning, but after a while, both wolves were killed. How deceptive can animals be? It's just a joke.
Psychological description version:
The moonlight at night is gloomy, and dark clouds cover the moon from time to time. The weather is very cold, giving people a chilling feeling. ...
A butcher with big arms and a round waist was walking home alone. He was dressed in linen, with a shoulder pole on his shoulder and a long braid around his neck, and his figure shook in the ferocious and terrible night. Due to the prosperous business during the day, the meat in the bag was snapped up, leaving only a few bones. As he walked humming, he suddenly found two fierce wolves behind him, with green eyes eyeing him. Seeing that the battle is about to get food from the butcher, the situation is steep!
The butcher's heart suddenly became uneasy, but out of desperation, he had to move forward, thinking about a good plan. Finally, I decided to give them the remaining bones and move on. Unexpectedly, the bone was bitten by one of the wolves, and the other one was still behind. No way, the butcher had to uproot them again, but they ate another one and continued to chase the butcher. "Well, this is not the way." The butcher thought in confusion. In a short time, all the bones were lost, but the two greedy wolves followed the butcher together as at the beginning. ...
When the butcher saw that the two wolves were unwilling to leave, his heart was uneasy. Thinking of his critical situation, he couldn't help shivering and thought, "Why am I so unlucky today? If these two enemies suddenly come to me now and attack me back and forth, how should I deal with it? " ! Troubled by this matter, I thought that if there was really no way, I would simply fight with them. I suddenly looked around and saw the endless fields not far away, almost all of which were vegetable fields. A closer look reveals that there is a threshing floor hidden inside, and a large area of wheat fields and firewood are piled up like a hill by farmers.
When the butcher planned to arrive, he regarded this place as a "wolf killing field" and fought with the wolf. After planning this perfect plan, he breathed a sigh of relief and sighed: "It can be said that when God closes a door, he will also open a window!" The butcher was glad of his good luck and ran to hide under the firewood for a walk. After the butcher let go, he unloaded his baggage and took out a sharp butcher knife in his hand, ready to wait for the wolf's attack.
The wolf saw that the butcher seemed to have a few hands when he picked up the knife, and thought, If you attack him rashly now, you may lose your wife and lose your soldiers. You'd better think twice. They are alert, dare not attack easily, but refuse to let go, just glaring at the butcher. After a while, nothing happened between the two sides. After a little relaxation, the butcher was surprised to find that there was no trace of a wolf in front of him, leaving only another wolf squatting like a dog, with his eyes almost closed.
The butcher thought about it, knowing that he must not miss this good opportunity, so he rushed over and gave the wolf a heavy blow with a knife-the wolf's head was split open. The wolf suddenly felt unbearable pain. Before he could recover, he saw the butcher dance several times. The wolf was cut black and blue, curled up feebly and dying, and finally fell in a pool of blood. ...
The butcher was about to go home after killing the wolf when he suddenly remembered, "It used to be two wolves. Why is there only one left? " ? He couldn't help looking back at the pile of firewood. It turned out that another wolf was struggling to make a hole in it. It was cunning to come in and attack the butcher when he was not ready. When the butcher saw that the wolf's body was halfway up, only his butt and tail were exposed, he seized the opportunity to run behind the wolf, cut off the wolf's hind legs quickly and killed the wolf, too. At this moment, the butcher really understood the intention of the wolf before: the illusion it created was originally to seduce himself.
It was getting late, and the butcher took up the pole and continued on his way by the brilliance of the moon. ...
Funny version:
A thief and a fat butcher proudly came back in the dark night, carrying a burden and twisting his unique fat body. Obviously, the meat in his burden has been sold out, leaving only some bones, which shows that business is good today.
It was already dark, and the butcher walked happily in the moonlight. Suddenly, two pairs of green lights appeared, scaring the butcher into a cold sweat. Then, look, there are two little wolves! The butcher was a little flustered, but reason calmed him down. It's no good dreaming, but you need to outsmart him! The butcher turned and left, but the cunning two wolves followed, so the butcher threw a bone in the past, and one wolf took it and stopped to chew wildly (it seemed that he was hungry). But the other one still followed the butcher, and there was no way. The butcher threw the bone to another wolf, but the other wolf followed him as soon as he finished eating it. Oh, my God! These two wily wolves are really orderly! In this way, the bones gradually disappeared, but the two wolves still chased the butcher together as just now. The butcher was caught in an invisible predicament, and his sweat rolled down like beans. Looking at the two wolves eyeing up, the butcher couldn't help but be afraid: what can I do? Why is God so unfair to me? I mess with whoever I recruit. These two little bastards don't look so easy to deal with! It's over. I am a wise man, and I will be destroyed. No, no, I can't give up, I want to die with honor! I want to fight you! The butcher saw a wheat field around him, and the owner piled a lot of firewood in the middle of the wheat field, all like hills. "Ha ha, God never shuts one door but he opens another, so I know I still have a chance!" The butcher sighed. So the butcher rolled and crawled to a pile of firewood, leaned against the hill-like firewood, and quickly used his "housekeeping skills"-unloading the burden, picking up the knife and posing as a martial arts expert. Although he was just putting on airs and didn't really work hard, the wolf was also on guard, afraid to approach and glared at the butcher.
This stalemate for a long time, the butcher can no longer support. Strangely, only one of the two wolves is left, and the other is missing. The wolf seemed to let his guard down and fell asleep. The butcher saw the opportunity and he couldn't miss it. A "flying dragon" jumped up and split the wolf's head with a knife. I saw the wolf struggling painfully, screaming, "You son of a bitch, dare to attack me, you don't want to live. What do you think you are, dare to break ground on the lion's den, and watch myself "hack to death without paying for it" and let you die broke? When the butcher wanted to go home, he saw another wolf digging a hole behind the firewood pile, trying to get through and attack the butcher from behind. " Ah! Come on, you little bastard! Aren't you tired? Since you want to die so badly, I will help you! "The butcher cut off the wolf's hind legs from behind and killed it. Suddenly understand, "oh! These two Xiao Pi wolves are a group! What the hell is this? I was taken in! But I saved my life! There are also unexpected gains, which are not bad. This is called' Blessed if you survive'! "
The butcher walked in the moonlight again and ran back. ...