Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.
You don't have to buy a house unless you settle your mother-in-law.
4. The poor monk knows that he is not competent enough to heal through clothes. Teacher, that old woman is very rude.
5. The secret of a man's longevity: eat the food that his stomach can digest and marry the woman that he can support.
6. Going to school is like going whoring, which is both costly and laborious.
7, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.
8. I will sell sanitary napkins when men come to menstruation.
9. Men, don't fuck for free in the name of falling in love.
1 1. A man's praise is like perfume. You can smell it, but you can't taste it
12, only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.
13, it was pulled out before it could be molested.
14, don't talk to me, I'm going to throw bricks!
15, money is attractive, which is a dead truth.
16, otaku is a very unstable state, as long as a power outage will degenerate into a caveman.
17, the person who can't find the lantern wants to ask you if the lantern is too dark.
18, there was a time when I believed you, but more time I regretted it.
19, if you don't go to hell, I will go to hell, so you must go to hell.
20, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but it may be a Tang priest.
2 1, give me a woman, and I can add a nation to my motherland.
22. Brothers are easy to hide, but difficult to prevent.
23. Why is Altman crying? Because his girlfriend ran off with the salted egg superman next door.
24. Brother is just a sad figure, and he is used to the cold world.
25, young people don't know that sperm is expensive, and the elderly look at B empty tears.
26. People are like making a phone call. Either you hang up now or I hang up now!
27. Don't be infatuated with your brother riding a bike.
28, boss, call two pounds of love, take it home and feed it to the dog.
29, believe in fat brother, get eternal life, magic immunity, physical immunity, beauty leaned over.
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.
3 1, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
32. The society is fashionable, and my brother is different, but my brother is not the object you want.
33. Pink naughty leopard, I'm Dalang's cousin.
34. People laugh at me too much, and I can't tell when I laugh at others.
35. Those who dare not get angry are cowards, and those who don't get angry are wise.
36. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat.
Boss, a bowl of tomato and egg noodles, not noodles.
38. No heartless person has ever experienced heartache for someone.
39. Men like popular women, but they don't like gossiping women.
40. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.
4 1, sometimes it is more practical to find a man with potential than to find a rich man.
42. In this lonely night, there is not a lone star. I wander on the edge of darkness, looking for my own sky.
43. I write his name on every cigarette, and I will breathe it all into my lungs, which is the closest place to my heart.
44. Now that I think about it, I was so blind that I fell in love with your cheap commodity.
45. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.
46. A good horse never looks back, so I never look back and walk in circles. As a result, I ran into that meadow again.
47. Three idols of that era: Lei Feng and Zhang Haidi soldier Zhang Ga, all of whom were called Lady Gaga for short.
48. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a sow the other day. I think its eyes are very good.
49. Cigarettes have gradually changed from a mood to a habit. They used to be the habit of missing, but now they have become the habit of forgetting!
50. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone. Everyone recommends the best.
After 00, domineering, cool and super-dragging boys' signatures.
1: Roll as far as you can.
Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.
3: I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.
4: Without you, my world will go on.
5: You are all fake, get out.
You should wander while you are young, as long as you don't forget the way home.
7: If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
9: I don't need to explain, I don't need to explain, I am who I am.
10: There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.
1 1: If you throw it away, it's my fault. It doesn't matter, why be wronged.
12: Looking back, people who used to like it are not doing well now, and they are in a fucking good mood!
13: One set is behind the other, friend. Are you tired?
14: A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.
15: Spring blossoms are the day of rebirth.
16: It's a pity that you can't see through me and kill me.
17: Have a good time and have a good love.
18: Even if both employers and employees are single, they will have the same prosperity.
19: You said it was too cold up there, so I let the mountains and rivers out to please you.
20: photos p come and go are all lies to themselves. People who know you don't know what you look like.
2 1: Don't use your self-righteous rules of life to make me do the same thing as you.
22: I heard that you are doing well now, and people come and go in bed.
You laugh and I don't laugh, which means it's not funny, and I laugh and you don't laugh, which means you don't understand.
24: These days, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.
I'm not so much a playboy as that you can't catch my heart.
Falling in love with you is a necessity of life.
27: Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
28: Love or not, it has nothing to do with you.
What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.
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3 1: Don't blame the darkness of the city, winning or losing is the rule!
32: It is not that no one is chasing, but that there is no suitable one; It's not tall, it just doesn't feel.
If you start to miss me, remember that I don't want to leave, but you put it down.
Don't make me do the same thing with you according to your own life rules.
35: When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one haunting you.
36: Believe in yourself is king.
If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.
38: I told myself to be strong and alive no matter whether I am happy or not!
39: Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves. Be yourself! ! !
40: Congratulations, I lost someone who loved you with all my heart.
4 1: I have a plan, but I have never used it to hurt anyone.
42: There is no high cold, just look at my familiarity; No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.
You just rely on my love, why do you push your luck to get it?
If you love me, please show your sincerity. Get out of my world if you don't love me.
45: Be a man with temperament and pick up girls.
46: heartless, living is not tired.
I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking of me. I just can't let you go. Please don't mind. I'm just a madman who loves you.
On the coolness of personality space after 00
1. Innocence in cruelty and cuteness in bullying.
2. Play tricks, you are no match for my palace!
3. Only by not pestering each other can we live well.
4, Sao nian, I love you, with all I have, even more.
Don't say that I have changed, thanks to you.
6. Don't think that I can't live without you.
7. Rumors are like body odor. Once you get it, you can't clean it.
I don't expect you to love Russia, but I will never allow you to betray me.
9. I don't care about the right or wrong choice, let alone who I am with.
10, you don't go, I don't give up, I didn't go, you don't go yet.
1 1, I fell in love with the bed, but the alarm clock got angry and always separated me from the bed.
12, don't tell elder sister to grow old together, elder sister should always have black hair fluttering. ...
13. Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.
14, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
15, no matter how wide and far the road is, as long as you participate, it is safe.
16, even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.
17. Walking with time is unforgettable.
18, I can only love you all my life, not for a while.
19, don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of encephalopathy is that you must have a brain.
20, my uncomfortable virtue, how worthy of your unprecedented love for the new and dislike for the old.
2 1. Now, I love you for your husband during the day and your husband loves you for me at night.
22. Good people are jealous, poor people look down on them, open people say you are coquettish, and conservative people say you pretend.
23. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you live has nothing to do with others.
24, some things, we know is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling.
25. Actually, I haven't changed. I just learned the way you treat me together and treat you!
26. To trust you is to give you a chance to lie to me …
27. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.
28. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did wrong, and the people I loved don't love.
29. Without you, even if I gave the whole world to me, I still have nothing.
30. I can afford to put it down. I'm not ashamed.
3 1, meet, either hate late or hate early.
32. If you can't beat and scold, this is fucking love.
If you like me, don't say anything unrealistic to me. If you don't like me, you can leave.
34. Only if I love you will you shine. If I don't love you, you are nothing.
Don't say sorry to me, because I'm not sure that it doesn't matter with a smile.
Don't compare other people's lives with yours. You don't know what others have been through. ...
37. Life must be lived like a madman in order to forget the frustrations life has given us.
Do you think it will make me feel bad? I can only tell you that all I have is forgetting.
39. I am just used to having you, not wanting you.
40, too rational, that's not youth.
4 1, he is not with me now and will not appear in front of me in the future.
42. Don't touch my sister, your brother-in-law will hit you.
43. Being together is like farting in my head.
44. Seven red lights illuminate my future.
As long as you remember me, I don't mind the whole world forgetting me.
46. I like dreaming, but I never expect it.
47. There are not many people I love. Only you, one is enough.
48. My heart is mine, but it is only temporarily placed with you. Don't forget, you have no right to hurt it.
There are not many people I love in the world, and you are the only one.
Not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.
Talk about the domineering boys after 00
1, the world is well informed, and human feelings are articles. No matter how long you have known each other, it depends on whether your feelings have developed.
Burn a mirage with matches and let yourself escape from the heavy rain.
You only deleted one, but you left a blank list.
Girl, please kill yourself. You don't need her.
6, learn to admit mistakes, people can not be without mistakes, not admitting mistakes is a mistake in itself.
7. You are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.
8. There is a song like this: As long as you live better than me; Then I can't stand it.
9. Is it possible to say I love you together? Say I don't think you can ever be apart.
10, I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
1 1. Although I love you, I also know that loving you is not a crusade or a battlefield. There is no need to be suspicious and weave lies.
12, it's not my fault, it's your unworthiness.
13, love, will it make us from unfamiliar to familiar, and will it make familiar us more unfamiliar.
14, the most hypocritical greeting, the most guilty oath, the most shameless everlasting.
15. No matter how big the world is, I still met you. No matter how small the world is, I will still lose you.
16, don't always say that I am pestering you like a fly. You really think you're shit.
Dear Ned, you have never given me happiness, but you have given me too much pain.
18, I'm telling you, it's not that I will die painfully without you. I can live more freely without you.
19, if you can't see my gorgeous sky, why should I explain my difference?
20. Actually, losing is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose, you won't have the courage to face the world.
2 1. Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.
22, don't need too much emotion, as long as it suits you.
23. Isn't youth the most brilliant but unbearable thing?
24. Internationally, there will really be a person who silently values you and loves you, but will never approach you again.
Don't wake me up She said she loved me.
26. You always hate me everywhere. If there is nothing wrong with me, I will still have a crush on you.
27, do what you like, let people who don't like it calm down!
I dare not say to you: I miss you at the moment.
29. She is not beautiful, but she is very nice. I love her.
30. Don't tell my sister to grow old together. My sister will always have black hair.
3 1, what's the use of makeup? It's not that you can't hide your ugliness.
32, today is not as good as you, you can be crazy; One day I will step on you!
33. Your heart is not romantic, so everything is melodramatic.
Seeing that your girlfriend is so beautiful, I think you are my brother.
Finally, I didn't even get a chance to look at you from a distance.
36. Don't squeeze into a circle that doesn't belong to you. There's no point in breaking your head When you are strong enough, the corresponding circle will actively absorb you.
37. I heard that waste products are being collected outside, and sometimes I really want to sell you.
38. It's naive to like you, and I don't like you to mature your father in minutes.
39. Love is jealousy. Love is doubt. Love is a reality close to fantasy.
40, waving the flag of the object, holding a free B.
4 1, you must like me or I'll look at it for nothing.
42. When you are wondering whether to bend down to pick up five barrels of rice, I am still worried about whether there are enough rice for five barrels.
43. I can take you to heaven with my own hands, or I can throw you to hell with my own hands.
44. Be your heart in the next life. If I don't jump, you will die.
Shake hands with loneliness, greet the air, don't be too good to me, I will be proud.
46. The most fake sentence in the world is, classmate, let me say a few words briefly.
47. I was caught in the rain, which made me understand that I forgot to bring my umbrella again.
48. My sister is not beautiful, she is not rich, she is not tall, and she is not embarrassed. But I have a lot of temperament.
49. Sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.
50. Everyone has his moments of glory. Don't treat a moment as permanent!
5 1, if you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.
52. I enjoy flirting with men when there are no women!
53. I drew a coffin in which you were lying with him. It's very kind of me to let you die together.
54. In winter without your hand in hand, I still live a wonderful life with a hot water bottle.
They say that if you love someone too much, that person won't love you.
56. Love is your own business, not your solo.
57. We should also try to sing the written last words to worship our madness about love.
58. You don't know me. I don't blame you, but how can I blame you?
59. Catch the thief first, then curse the mother.
60. The strength I want is not someone's shoulder, but a place where I can't stay.
6 1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?
62. Sorry, there is no gender suitable for you in the public toilet.
63. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!
64. He who knows his destination is the one who goes farthest.
65. Buddha said: The sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?
It's not that I'm not used to you, but that I have no time to play with you.
67. The background is not hard, but don't touch it.
68. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
69, I this person is justifying a fault, even if my friend is wrong, it is your fault.
70. We haven't really grown up. We just learned how to raise our hands in public.
7 1. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.
72. When it is dark, the whole sun is under our feet. What are we afraid of?
73. One day, you and I were both old, and we sat in front of the court, enjoying the flowers and talking about the fleeting time.
74. Tell yourself that there is no hurdle. Just stick to it and get through it.
75. Although I can't save the world, I can endanger the whole life.
76. I must live like a man, or I will be embarrassed to see jokes behind my back.
77. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.
78. Face the past with the least regret, the present with the least waste and the future with the most dreams.
79, human nature is such a cool thin, as long as you get better, you will be willing to give up.
80. Men look at their wrists and women look at their faces.
8 1, don't try to get close to my range, let alone dream of coming into my life.
82. I cried for you, and since then you are not worth my smile.
83. Go straight ahead, and there are a bunch of dogs behind you. If one doesn't pay attention, the dog won't hide from you.
84. You can be expensive or free.
85. When I was a child, my neighbors often lamented to me: It's so beautiful now, so what should I do when I grow up?
86. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table.
87. A good life means not dreaming, doing more, getting less, smiling often and being content.
88. infatuation with elder brother? And fall in love with my jeans.
89. Because I betrayed such a beautiful reality, I was so sad that I couldn't control myself.
90. To get women's love, men need to show their love constantly. Women need to show weakness to get men's love.
9 1, people who talk about me behind my back. I want to tell you. I'm not your mother. There are not so many stories for you to remember.
92. I didn't ask for another bottle of iced black tea.