A man received a letter from far away. This letter is written in another language. He

I can't understand it.

At that time, Avanti had a big colorful orchid wrapped in his head, he thought.

Two generations of love is a great scholar, so he begged him, "Two generations of love, please put."

Can you read this letter to me? I asked a lot of people, and they all said they didn't understand. "

Two generations of love took the letter and found it was written in Arabic. He read it, too.

I didn't understand, so I said to the man, "Big Brother, this letter is written in Arabic.

I don't know Arabic either. Please ask someone who knows Arabic to read it to you.

All right. "

Hearing this, the man felt a little strange and said to him unhappily, "Two generations of love,

You are a scholar, wearing a pot of orchids on your head, and you don't know this yet.

Aren't you ashamed of a few words? "any lift a listen to, very angry, immediately

He picked the orchid from his head, put it on the man's head and said, "Well, if it's colored."

If Lan can read, I will put this colorful orchid on you. Please see for yourself! "

You've been cheated.

One day, Avanti met the clip, and the clip asked him, "Avanti, I heard.

At yesterday's party, many people praised me as a very kind and fair person

Dude, is this true? '

"Dear Khartoum transcribing your Excellency, you have been cheated. I have never heard anyone praise you. "

My name is Bribery.

One day, two generations of love came to report the cards.

"What's your name?" Qazi asked.

"My name is bribery!" Two generations of love replied.

"Where did this name come from?" Khartoum transcribing asked with a smile.

"I heard that you like bribery, so I changed my name to bribery." Two generations of love theory.

The Writing is on the Wall

One day, the king was in a bad mood and wanted to go hunting and have fun, just as he was leaving.

I met two generations when I went to the palace.

"Guard, don't let me see this star. Drive him away with a whip! " country

The king shouted to the guard, "It's unlucky to meet him before hunting!" " "

The guards complied. But this day the hunting was very successful, and the king was full of food.

Return. The king later called the two generations of love and said, "I'm sorry, two generations of love, I was originally."

I thought you were a bad omen, but the facts show that you are not. "

"You think I'm a bad omen!" Avanti said, "You saw it.

I brought a car full of prey, but I saw you and took a whip.

Who is the bad omen? "

Afraid it's thirsty.

Two generations love to attend a wedding banquet. Treat all kinds of snacks. Dried fruits and all kinds of delicious food.

After the dishes were set, a man sitting next to him started with a big color orchid.

I wolfed it down and stuffed it into my pocket from time to time when people were not looking.

Senna.

All his actions were seen by two generations. Two generations really don't like it.

He was so greedy that he unhurriedly picked up a teapot and used his hand.

Lift the man's pocket full of food and pour tea into his pocket.

"Two generations of love, what are you doing?" The man said angrily, "Where is it?"

Pour tea into people's pockets? "

"ah! I just saw a lot of snacks and naan in your pocket, and I was worried.

Thirst, so ... "Avanti replied.

I dare not let you see my face.

Two generations of love slapped the king, which made him very angry. He shouted at the two generations.

"Get out of here! Don't let me see your face again! " When the king finished, he expelled two generations of love.

Out of the palace

A few days later, several envoys arrived from neighboring countries. The king proposed to the envoys

Unable to answer this question, I had to call the two generations again.

Avanti bowed, turned his back on the king and walked towards him. He just farted.

The stock is facing the king.

"Two generations of love, how dare you!" The king was furious.

"Your Majesty, I did what you asked." Avanti society

A: "You said to me the other day,' Don't let me see your face again', so,

I dare not let you see my face! "

The county magistrate and his donkey

When the county magistrate lost his donkey, he called the two generations of love and said to him, "There are many generations of love."

I lost my donkey twice. I have experience in finding donkeys. Please help me find them. "

Two generations of love began to look for the donkey everywhere, but he sang as he walked. one

A friend was very happy to see him and asked:

"Two generations of love, you are so happy, I am afraid there is something happy!"

"The county magistrate's donkey is lost. I'm looking for his donkey!" Two generations of love replied.

"The county magistrate's donkey is lost. You should be worried. What song are you singing? " friend

The friend asked strangely.

"I sing because he lost his donkey. If one day he loses it himself.

Anyway, I also want to hold a grand banquet to celebrate! "Any lift replied.

foolish

Two generations of love deliberately boasted to the people in the street: "The king called me yesterday."

Let me be his prime minister. "

A man heard this and asked him, you stupid guy, Hu.

Say something! "

"Yes, if I am not stupid, can the king let me be his right prime minister?" Afan

By the way.

squint

The eyes of two generations of love are a little oblique. The king wanted to make fun of him in front of everyone and said

"Avanti, do people with squints have duality in seeing things?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, now it seems to me that you have four legs." Afan

Ti answered.

You can also be king.

The king came to the mill of two generations of love and saw two donkeys hanging around their necks.

The bell stopped and asked Afandi, "Afandi, why do you want to hang two around the donkey's neck?"

A big clock, aren't you tired? "

Afandi said, "Your Majesty, sometimes when I fall asleep, this animal is too lazy to stop.

Once it stops ringing, I can wake up and slap it hard. "

The king asked again, "If this beast shakes his head motionless,

Will you always sleep peacefully? "

"Oh, my king, if this beast has your wisdom,

Can also be king! "Any lift said.

Is there any real evidence?

The donkey of two generations of love was stolen, and he suspected that it was the villagers. Spike height

When he arrived in Qazi, Qazi said to him, "Two generations of love, you didn't see it with your own eyes, here we go again."

If he didn't catch it himself and there was no real evidence, the official wouldn't accept it. "Say that finish, let go.

Two generations of love exploded.

A few days later, the two generations put the tall horse in unnoticed.

The horse rode to the market and sold it.

So the clip sent Avanti as a suspect for interrogation: "Avanti, you!" "

What should I do if I steal my horse? "

"You calm down, you often say that there should be real evidence, and you saw that I stole a horse.

Really? Did you catch me yourself? There are still witnesses? "

The clip was speechless and had to go with him.

Dig a grave

One day, the Mullah asked Afandi, "How are you going to serve the king in the future?"

"I can at least dig a grave for the king!" Two generations of love replied.

Riding a horse

A man who often shows off his career by riding a horse tries to laugh at the love between the two generations.

One day, he rode a big horse and asked Afandi, "Afandi, what about you at this moment?"

Where is the donkey? "

"At this moment, my donkey is riding on horseback." Two generations of love answered him.

Exchange with the donkey's brain.

Avanti's ears don't work well after his illness. One day, the king

He said sarcastically, "Two generations of love, your ears are getting worse and worse. Is that okay? "

Why don't you swap your ears with those of your donkey? "

"No, my ears are enough. I don't think you have enough brains. I hope.

Please exchange your brain with mine. "Any lift replied.

Fool's record

Two generations of love finished writing a book "Records of Fools", which put all fools and their stupidity.

All the behaviors are recorded in it.

When the king heard this, he asked him, "There is no record of two generations of love in the annals of fools."

My name, right? "

"Your Majesty, of course your name is on it." Two generations are respectful.

Answer calmly.

"What stupid behavior did I commit to put my name on the record?" country

The king asked Afandi in surprise.

"Your majesty, you forget? Last year, a big liar came to you and said.

You sent two excellent jujube stallions, of course. You gave him a hundred dollars for nothing.

Gold coins, is there anything more stupid than this? "Any lift to remind him.

"Yes, that big liar either gave the horse or returned the gold coin.

Yes! "The king said regretfully.

"Yes, if the liar can do one of these two things, I will immediately.

Erase your name from the book of fools "Any lift said.

Learn to swim first.

One day, the king said to the two generations of love, "Two generations of love, your mouth is very sweet, just like."

With honey on it, you may not be loyal to me in your heart. "

"No, your majesty, you are wrong. I have always been loyal to you. " 155

Fanti said.

Then let me see your actual actions. Please jump into this deep pool.

All right! "The king demanded, any lift after listen to, got up and walked out.

"Two generations of love, where are you going?" Asked the king.

"I'll learn to swim with fishing friends first, and then jump when I come back!" Effendi

Said.

principal criminal

One year there was a bumper harvest of fruits and vegetables, and there were also many mosquitoes and flies. On this day, the king held a banquet.

Guests, let the two generations stand at the table to drive away mosquitoes and flies.

The king and his guests are enjoying all kinds of delicious food at leisure, while the two generations are standing.

While holding a fan, I kept bombing the flies that flew around and landed on the banquet, one by one.

He was hungry, but no one let him rest.

Or let him eat something.

Just as the guests were talking and laughing, Afan was so angry that he set up a banquet.

Turn the table over and cover it with a napkin.

The king flew into a rage and snapped at him, "What are you doing?"

"Your majesty, these annoying mosquitoes and flies away wave after wave. Why?

It will take time to catch up. Such a sumptuous banquet, can mosquitoes and flies be spared? They spread ten, ten.

Spread the word that if all mosquitoes and flies come, they may eat all of us.

The culprit is this banquet. If you don't destroy them ... "Avanti cheered up.

Said plausibly.

Under your wise leadership

One day, the king met Avanti and asked, "Avanti, how are you?"

What is it like? "

"Like a good horse ..." Two generations of love replied.

"I thought you were going to say like a dog?" King coconut tree road.

Afandi caressed his chest and said, "Yes, under the wise leadership of your old man,

My life is like a shameless dog! "

"Then why did you say like a good horse just now?" The king asked again.

"I'm sorry, your majesty. I just forgot that you greeted me. " Afan

Ti answered.

Let Allah give it to you!

One day, two generations of love climbed up the courtyard wall and was about to repair it when someone knocked at the door.

Fanti looked over and saw a beggar. The beggar said to Avanti, "Sir, is that all right?"

Come down for a minute? "Any lift thought beggars really have what thing, just hard to climb down from the wall.

Climb down.

The beggar said to the two generations, "For God's sake, be kind and give a little."

Give it up! "Any lift a listen to, I was so angry that the beggar, mouth stick in his ear and said:

"Can you go up?" Then, they climbed the courtyard wall together.

Two generations of love said to the beggar, "This place is closer to God. Let God give it to you!" " "

King and line

A stupid king often talks nonsense in front of those foreign messengers and philosophers.

Nonsense often makes prime ministers and officials around them feel embarrassed and embarrassed. they

In order to get rid of this embarrassment, the two generations of love were invited to the palace and asked for the care of the king.

Ask.

"I can be a consultant, but I have one condition." Two generations of love listened to the king's treatment of him.

After making the request, he said, "I want to sneak a thread under the mattress where you are sitting, one end."

Tie it to your feet and pat it in my hand. If what you say is true, I

Do n't move If I'm wrong, I'll close the line. Please stop at once. "

The king agreed to the terms of two generations of love. One day, three ambassadors came from abroad.

The king couldn't wait to ask them, "cats and dogs in your country are all very fat."

Is it strong? "

Any lift a listen to, hurriedly pull up the line, the king immediately shut up.

Yes Then, the two generations of love explained to the messengers: "The question of our king has profound meaning."

When he said that cats and dogs are fat, he meant that your people live and work in peace and contentment, and your cattle and sheep are fat.

Meaning "

Hearing this, the messengers believed in the king. But the king shouted to avanti

"Two generations of love, you are a stupid consultant," he said. "What I said is too profound.

In that case, why are you still pulling the wire? "

Can calculate with your fingers and tell people fortune.

Two generations of love are sitting by the river, and people ask him, "Two generations of love, everyone says you."

You can pinch it, calculate it, and then tell me, if the water in this river is measured by barrels, it can be filled.

How many buckets of water? "

"So tell you, if this river is as big as that bucket, this

A river has only one bucket of water; If that bucket is half the size of this river, this one

There are only two buckets of water in this river. "Any lift replied.

A plate of soil

Two generations of love invite Imam, Katz, Maizeng and others to come home as guests.

Lamian Noodles entertained them with greasy meat. In accordance with hemp watched delicious greasy shredded pork Lamian Noodles,

After eating two large plates in a row, I still want to eat, but I am embarrassed to speak, just nodding.

Praise: "Madam's craftsmanship is really good. This face is as thin as her hair.

The food is as fresh as her appearance. "

"Sir, you flatter me. Please enjoy another plate! " Two generations of love theory.

"Well, then I'm not at all. No, eat more of this delicious food. Great.

Unfortunately, it's worth bursting your stomach. "In accordance with the hemp eye said.

So Avanti took out a plate of dirt from his empty plate and put it in Yima.

Before his eyes, he said, "Please use it, Sir Imam!" "

"Two generations of love, what do you mean?" In accordance with the hemp eye asked incredulously.

Afandi said, "Sir, I remember what you said when you gave us a lecture that day.

In a word. "

"Which sentence is it?" According to hemp eye asked.

"The desire of greedy people can only be satisfied if they enter the soil." Two generations of love theory.

Where the hell is it?

One day, the king asked Afandi, "Where are the eighteen levels of hell?"

"Your majesty. I think the location of the eighteenth floor of hell is probably on the eighteenth floor that belongs to you.

Under the dungeon. "Any lift replied.

Fire and water

Avanti lived in an inn, and the enthusiastic boss welcomed him and

Say, "Please let me know what you want."

In the middle of the night, the two generations felt very thirsty and shouted several times to ask if there was any water.

But nobody cares. Avanti's throat is dry, as if there is a fire burning in his mouth. Taling

I had an idea and shouted, "Fire! Fire! "

The boss thought there was a fire and immediately appeared in front of the two generations with a bucket of water.

Q: "Where is the fire?"

"Here we are!" Afandi said, pointing to his mouth.

White horse and dark horse

The king sent the Prime Minister and the two generations to work in other places. Two generations of love are riding a car.

An old black horse, and the Prime Minister's mount is a good white horse.

At night, they came to a remote place in the wilderness.

Set up camp The Prime Minister said to the two generations of love: "Two generations of love, there are often wild animals here, and."

There may be robbers. Please guard these two horses tonight. "

"No, I don't, keep yourself. My horse is black and a beast at night.

And the robbers couldn't even see it. "Any lift said.

As soon as the Prime Minister heard what Afandi said was reasonable, he said to him, "In that case, I will

You two change horses, my white horse is yours, your old black horse.

It belongs to me. "

Avanti happily exchanged horses with the Prime Minister, and then said to the Prime Minister, "Great,

Please guard these two horses tonight! "

"Why?" The Prime Minister asked.

"Now that your horse is black, you can't watch this dark night.

Find out whether your horse was eaten by a wolf or stolen by a robber. My horse is white now.

Yes, I can tell at a glance whether it is fake or not. "Any lift to go to bed.

The prime minister had to watch it all night.

Black poker

One day, Katz invited Afandi to his home and said, "Smart Afandi, I am sincere.

I really want to help you. Please come here from time to time to commit perjury,

At least I can earn my money back for drinking tea. If you need to swear to God sometimes or something.

Can earn money to eat back ... "

Afandi listened and asked discontentedly, "What if everyone around him knows?"

Do it. "

"Know what? It doesn't matter! " Qazi said.

"Everyone will die. If one day I die, when people ask Afan.

Ask him what kind of person he is, and people around him will definitely say,' Avanti is a dirty person.

I don't want to be a black card, please.

Please be smart! "Any lift replied.

In case it is smarter than you.

One day, a horse invited him and said, I heard from Mai.

You are good at educating donkeys. I want you to be my love donkey. Please teach me well.

If I teach it to read, I will pay you a high salary. "

"Of course, but I want to remind you that one day, I saw Mai Zeng.

Mr. Wang came back with your donkey after eating the forage and found that the donkey was better than Maizeng.

Even smarter than you. I will teach it to read Chinese characters, in case its wisdom exceeds.

What would you do? I'm really worried! "Any lift said.

Long blanket

A person who claims to be eloquent wants to compete with two generations of love. One day, he

I got on a horse and dragged a long blanket behind it to Avanti's house.

In front of the door, two generations of ten-year-old sons came out to open the door. The man asked, "Whose are you?"

Son? "

"It's the son of two generations!" Little avanti replied.

"Oh, well, I'll send a blanket to your house. I have one end of the blanket.

On horseback, the other end is on the road five miles away. Look at such a big blanket.

Can our home be paved? "The man said again.

"Thank you! A few days ago, a hole was burned in our blanket. I don't know about you.

Is this blanket enough to fill that hole? "Afandi's son said.

Hearing this, the man thought that avanti's son was so eloquent that it turned out to be

People are not sure how smart they are, so they have to turn around and leave.

Donkey tail fan

The king wanted to make fun of the two generations of love, so he asked the two generations of love: "Two generations of love, you can not only talk."

What else do you have besides jokes? "

"I may not be yours. I want to hear what you have.

Can you tell me something about it? "Any lift asks.

"Ha ha," said the king proudly. "Don't you know?

Tao? The treasure of the whole country is mine, and I have endless glory.

Rich, I have forty concubines and eighty fairies day and night.

Serve me, it's hot, they use ... "

When the king said here, any lift immediately interrupted him and said:

"They fan you with fans, don't they?"

"Yes, you are absolutely right!" Said the king.

"Fan your fan is made of my donkey's tail." 155

Fanti replied.

I consider myself a fish.

One day, some friends of two generations invited him to go fishing together. Two generations of bad feelings

I refused and went together. In fact, two generations don't like fishing because

He didn't want to hurt those poor creatures.

At the lake, friends began to fish and catch fish. Suddenly, a friend

A friend touched a big fish. Avanti felt sorry for the fish, but he couldn't think of a solution at the moment.

The way to save the fish, he jumped into the river in a hurry, and the fish really took advantage.

The plane slipped away.

"Ah! Two generations, what are you doing? " The friend asked him strangely.

"Nothing, I think of myself as a fish." Two generations of love stuck their heads out of the water.

Go ahead.

What is naan?

Several philosophers, logicians and lawyers are discussing one in the palace.

On this issue, they each put forward their own views, but no one agreed with each other and argued endlessly.

The endless argument made Afandi dizzy and stood up and said, "You are all one."

Idiot! "

The words of two generations of love offended these scholars, and they asked the king to punish him.

The king called the mob and ordered fifty lashes for two generations.

"Wait a minute, wise king," any lift leisurely stood up and said:

"I ask a question for these scholars to answer. If they answer correctly, I

Willing to be punished. "

"Well, please ask your question!" Said the king.

"Bring a pen and paper first!" Two generations of love theory.

Paper and pens were brought over, and two generations of love gave them to these scholars, but

Then he said, "What is Nan? Please write this question on a separate piece of paper.

The answer. "

The scholars wrote down the answers and gave them to the king. The king began to read the answer:

The first one replied, "Naan is a kind of food."

The second replied, "Naan is a mixture of flour and water."

The third replied, "Nau is a gift from God."

The fourth replied, "Naan is cooked raw noodles."

The fifth replied, "Naan is a nutritious substance."

The sixth replied: "Nao can be changed, and it can be changed according to your own understanding.

It has round, square, big and small ... "

The seventh replied, "No one can really know what it is?"

After reading the answer, the king asked Afandi, "Afandi, look at their answer."

How's it going? "

"The answer is not very good, this is a very simple question, and they answered one.

It's more complicated than the last one. They all missed the point. "Any lift said.

"Then, you answer this question!" Said the king.

"Very simple, Naan is something to eat!"

The king felt reasonable and cancelled the punishment for the two generations of love.

Write down your imperial edict

Two generations of love are writing a history book. One day, the king called him to the imperial edict:

"Any lift you didn't mention anything about me in your book.

Things. "

Afandi listened and took out his notes at once. The king asked him strangely:

"What are you writing?"

"Your Majesty, I am remembering your imperial edict just now!" Two generations of love replied.

Awkward things.

Two generations of love have a friend who often borrows some small change from two generations of love and doesn't pay it back. One day,

He came to Avanti to borrow change again. Afandi asked him, "Friend, you borrowed this from me."

I'm too embarrassed to ask you for change, right? "

"Yes!" The friend replied.

"So you don't lack arms and legs, and you're embarrassed to borrow all the money from me.

Really? "

"Yes!" The friend replied.

"Well, from now on, we won't do such embarrassing things.

Yes! "Any lift said.

Weigh your conscience.

There is a profiteer in the city, and he is always short of catty when selling meat. One day, Avanti came again.

To buy meat, he gave Afandi half a catty less meat. Avanti was angry and came to ask for his hostage.

Q: "Hello! Why give me half a catty less? "

"Impossible, my scale is a unique visual scale," the profiteer argued.

"Well, please use this unique vision to measure your conscience.

All right! "Any lift said.

Add you a * * * five.

A pretentious person has just been appointed as a missionary of the Great Mosque, and

Avanti Mark once joked: "Mr. Mark Zeng, since you served as Mark Zeng, * * * has been given.

How many missionaries sang hymns at their funerals? "

"I'll give you a * * * five this time!" Two generations of love replied.

Money and fame

Two generations of love quarreled with a businessman over money.

"Any lift, you are still a person, want money all day, want money, I will never.

I will blush with shame and have a thick neck for this little money. What I need is fame, not.

This is money, "the businessman said to Avanti.

"What you said is quite right. Everyone has his own needs. What I need is money. You need it.

What you want is fame. "Any lift replied.

Who eats fruit?

Two generations of love is a very hardworking person who likes to deal with the land. He likes it.

Gardening. He grows this and that in the orchard all day, this and that, but not that.

There are few new varieties.

One day, a friend of Er Nianqing asked him, "Er Nianqing, how old are you?"

After a hard day's work, I planted so many fruit seedlings. Who are their fruits?

What about eating? "

Afandi smiled and replied: "Friend, you have never heard of your predecessors.

If you plant a tree, future generations will enjoy the cool, right? Isn't the fruit we are eating now from the former race?

Is it a tree under the tree? We plant trees now, and of course future generations will eat fruit! "

Satin long saturated embroidery blue

An official in the palace was lying in the street as drunk as a fiddler. Afan

When Tiki saw it, she took off her robe, embroidered it with colorful blue, and took it away. second

One day, the official asked his entourage to bring back his brocade robe and embroidered blue.

The attendants saw Avanti in brocade robe and embroidered blue in the street.

Ask him to take off his robe.

Two generations of love said to them, "I will personally return it to its original owner." service

The children had to bring him before the official.

"Two generations of love, where did you get this brocade robe and embroidered blue?" police officer

The official asked.

"Last night, a man was drunk and lying in the street like a dead dog. I

Thought: shameless people who violate the canon don't wear this kind of clothes at all. therefore

I took off his clothes and pushed him into the river. Ruoruoge

This is the owner of brocade robe embroidered with colorful orchids, please accept it! "said

Two generations want to take off his clothes.

"No, no, I'm not drunk at all, and I never drink. That's a big sin.

Yes. There are countless embroidered orchids in the world. It's not mine. Who is it?

Give it to his owner! "The official said.

Planting gold

One day, two generations of love reclaimed wasteland in the suburbs, and the king who came back from hunting asked him:

"Two generations of love, what are you doing here?"

"Your Majesty, I am planting gold!" Two generations of love replied.

"Can gold be planted?" Asked the king.

"Of course you can. Where else did you get the gold in your vault? " Two generations of love theory.

Although the king didn't believe it, in order to prove the truth of the two generations' statements, he

Take out two gold coins and say to the two generations, "Please plant these together until the harvest time."

We'll split it equally. "

"Yes, your majesty," said two generations of love after receiving two gold coins. "Today is Thursday.

After a week of intensive care, I arrived at the next supreme main anesthesia day.

I will definitely send the harvested gold to your palace. "

The king seemed to believe the words of two generations of love and went home. When we reach the main marijuana

Avanti did come to the palace on April 2 1 and said to the king, "Your Majesty, I ...

Our gold was harvested. Two gold coins grew by 20 gold coins, and I left ten.

I brought you ten dollars. "Any lift said, and respectfully put ten gold coins.

Give it to the king.

The king happily took ten gold coins, and then took out forty gold coins and added them.

Give it to avanti and say, "avanti, take these fifty gold coins, too." Take it. "

Plant it, too, and we'll split it equally on the next main hemp day. "A week later,

Two generations of love came to the palace empty-handed and said to the king, "Your Majesty, this is."

Our luck is too bad. It hasn't rained for a whole week. Your fifty dollars.

Gold coins plus my twenty gold coins, * * * seventy gold coins, all alive.

Drought is killing me. "

"Nonsense, can gold still die of drought?" The king was furious.

"Your majesty, your reason is normal? Since you believe that gold can be planted, why?

Don't you believe that gold will die of drought? "Any lift to say that finish, and roared off.

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