2. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.
4. The ugly duckling becomes a white swan, not only because it works hard, but also because its parents are white swans.
As long as the courier is on the way, I feel there is still a little hope in this life.
6. Before you get married, you are embarrassed to go out without 1000 yuan. After getting married, I feel that it is very hard to go out and install hundreds of couples!
7. The highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, watching TV and wanting to do homework.
8. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I was always at home.
9. Today, my friend said he would change trains with me. After listening, I agreed. He handed me a bus card when I gave him the car keys.
10. The best alarm clock in the world is mom. You asked her to call you at 7: 00, and she came at 6: 30, telling you: Hurry up, it's almost 8: 00.
1 1. You only see others living on the surface of the spring breeze, but you don't know that others live on the back.
12. When life is not satisfactory, Su Yan turns on the front camera of the mobile phone. You will suddenly understand that everything you are experiencing now is right.
13. I found a problem. I like to chat with good-looking people. No wonder I always talk to myself.
14. Everyone is: I don't know what I am doing, but I am deepening; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.
15. There are always several grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
16. If you don't work hard now, you will remove all the bricks that others knock on the wall in the future.
17. What girl do you like? With big waves and long hair. Is this the only requirement? No, these are three requirements!
18. If you lower the ideal standard of choosing a spouse a little, you will find that those boys who are a little worse than the ideal type are not interested in you.
19. Teacher: Who can stop making sentences? Xiaoming: The Yuba at home can't be used. I haven't bathed for a year!
20. The loss of traditional culture is serious, and ancient women can recite poems correctly. Modern women can't do it, they can only do it right.
2 1. Last night, I dreamed that someone gave me 20 million yuan on condition that I broke up with my boyfriend immediately. I cried when I heard this. I rushed up and hugged her thigh and said, "You must keep your word!" "
22. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to drive fast, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking.
23. Three goals in 2020: 1. 1 10000 to buy a car. 2. Buy a 3 million apartment. Find someone to lend me 4 million.
24. Reasons for being single so far: acquaintances are not easy to start, and strangers are not easy to talk.