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What did you say at the wedding reception?
The rabbit is lying on the grass, basking comfortably in the sun. Suddenly a wolf and a fox came. The wolf showed his long teeth and said, "Little rabbit, we are so hungry that our stomachs are stuck on our backs." It's unfair that you enjoy the sunshine here. Come and make us snacks, will you? "

Hearing this, the little rabbit was frightened and begged the wolf: "Sir, you see that I am so thin that I am not as good as a child's fist ..."

The fox put his paw on the rabbit's back and said with a smile, "You're welcome, Little Rabbit. As the saying goes: rabbits are small and delicious! Brother Wolf, drink tea while it is hot, and eat meat while it is hot. Do it! "

"Slow down! Slow! " The rabbit jumped hard and got into the thorn forest, saying, "Master Wolf, Sister Fox, someone in the village invited me to a wedding banquet tonight, and then let you eat me, okay?"

"Drink the banquet? What is a wedding banquet? " The wolf and the fox put down their claws at the same time and asked questions together. This matter is very new to them.

"A wedding banquet?" The little rabbit slowly walked out of the thorn forest, squatted on the small mound and proudly introduced them: "Drinking the wedding banquet is to attend the wedding!" " Singing, dancing, drinking and eating meat are really the most interesting places in the world. "

The wolf and the fox discussed it and agreed to eat it tomorrow. Tonight, it took them to a wedding reception. The rabbit quickly replied, "Good! Good! "

In the evening, the rabbit took the fox and the wolf to the wedding room. They got into the yard from the sewer and jumped into the warehouse through the small window, which contained highland barley wine and meat. The wolf, the fox and the rabbit sat on the windowsill in turn, and saw the courtyard brightly lit, surrounded by many people, offering Hada and toasting to the bride and groom, and others singing, dancing and performing Tibetan operas. It's really lively.

Said the little rabbit; "Just watching is meaningless. Let's have a wedding! " The wolf and the fox asked, "How to hug?" Little rabbit said, "Master Wolf is powerful as the groom, and Sister Fox is young and beautiful as the bride. My little rabbit has no money or power, so I will be the master of ceremonies." Speaking of which, both the wolf and the fox are very proud. The rabbit picked up a broken sieve and put it on the head of the male wolf as a "Suoxia" hat; He found a big cake, bit a hole in the middle and hung it around the fox's neck as a gold necklace. There is a small fried dough stick hanging on the ear, saying it is the eardrop of the master of ceremonies.

After the wedding, Bonnie announced, "Let's drink!" "It opened the jar and invited the bride and groom to drink. Wolves and foxes have never drunk anything so good. They scrambled to put their heads into the jar and drank desperately. When the can of wine was finished, both the wolf and the fox were drunk and wobbly. Little rabbit only got his beard wet with wine to show politeness.

After drinking enough wine, Little Rabbit shouted, "Let's sing!" " "Say that finish, his first" tut tut "to sing. The fox was drunk and screamed. The old wolf jumped up and down in the warehouse, howling in his mouth and stinking in his ass.

The people who are attending the wedding don't know who is making a scene in the warehouse, but they ran over and saw that it was a wolf and a fox. Some of them surrounded the warehouse with sticks and some with long knives. Seeing that the situation was not good, the little rabbit jumped out of the window and ran away. The wolf and the fox also jumped on the windowsill, but there was a big sieve on the wolf's head and a big cake on the fox's neck. They couldn't get out and were beaten to death.