Wedding funny speech 1

Distinguished guests:

Hello everyone!

First of all, on behalf of me and _ _, I sincerely thank all of you for coming. Tonight is my wedding with _ _. Confucius said, "If the name is not justified, nothing will be achieved." Here, I want to report to you that my marriage certificate number is _ _ _ _ _ X. Therefore, we are legally married, so tonight's wedding.

Today, _ _ and I can stand here and hold a wedding. First of all, I want to thank _ _' s parents for taking care of _ _ over the years. Today, they entrusted _ _ to my care. I think my parents really have a good eye. Of course, I will not betray my parents' trust in me, and I will take good care of _ _. Secondly, I want to thank my mother. Although I am a good boy, she devoted all her efforts to raising me. Without my mother, there would be no me today.

Finally, I want to thank the girl standing beside me, _ _, who married me with such great courage and self-sacrifice determination. I am afraid. What I want to say here is that in the future, I will use 120% energy to make you a happy little woman.

Starting today, I will form a new family with _ _. There is a saying in the golden mean that a wife is easy to get along with, a brother is dead, a son is a family, and Le Er is a wife. Parents are very obedient. In other words, husband and wife love each other, brothers live in harmony, family relations will be harmonious, the mood will be happy, and parents will be happy. Therefore, I hope that not only I and _ _, but every family here can live in harmony and everything will be happy in the future.

Finally, _ _ and I sincerely thank every guest here again for attending our wedding tonight and sharing our joy.

Thank you!

Wedding funny speech 2

Distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemen,

Hello everyone!

Today, I feel very honored to witness the wedding of Mr. Wang and Ms. Wang under the great trust of the bride and groom. At this sacred and solemn wedding, I feel dazzling, and it is also a rare opportunity to make a wedding speech for Julian Bihe and the couple who love oxygen.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. xxx, the groom, is now working in xx unit, holding the post of xx. He is xx years old this year. The groom is not only handsome in appearance, honest and honest, but also kind-hearted and kind-hearted. He is not only conscientious and responsible in his work, but also diligent in his business studies and has made outstanding achievements. He is a talented young man.

The bride, Miss xxx, is not only beautiful and lovely, but also the inner beauty of oriental women. She is not only gentle and considerate, but also studious, noble in quality and pure in heart. She not only manages money, but also has good skills and strong ability. She is a lovely girl.

The ancients often said: However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn.

Love, fate or love, love them together. Not only did God create this couple, but also their descendants and their future brought them together.

At this moment, the bride and groom got married. From now on, regardless of wealth, illness, harsh environment, life and death, you should love each other wholeheartedly and faithfully for life, and be soul mates forever, and be happy together. Finally, I wish you two love life forever and be United and happy forever.

Thank you!

Wedding Funny Speech Part III

Hello, dear friends and relatives!

Today, I can get the support of all the leaders, friends, classmates and colleagues present here, and come from afar to attend our wedding celebration in spite of my busy schedule, bringing joy, joy and sincere wishes to today's wedding. Here, my family and I extend our warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to you!

At this moment, it is the moment when we sublimate from the love of acquaintance, acquaintance and love to family affection. As we know, a happy and happy marriage life is not only sweet, but also contains more responsibility and tolerance!

At this moment, friends and relatives are invited to witness. We promise: No matter in health or disease, rich or poor, we will always respect and care for each other and join hands for life!

There is a saying that "poor people can carry on the family line and you can trust inherit the wind". Today, we want to thank our parents for their hard work in raising us. It is your little white hair that brings today's family to your children; Please believe us, we will do our best to make your old age happier!

We would also like to thank all the neighbors present for your concern and help to our family during my father's illness and hospitalization. At the same time, I wish my father a speedy recovery and a happy family, and I also wish all the parents present good health and a happy family.

Finally, don't forget an old saying, poor tea and light rice, please eat and drink well.

Wedding funny speech article 4

Distinguished guests, hello everyone:

"Under the cordial care of the party, Rainbow (the bride's name) and I met on the revolutionary road centered on economic construction and formed like-minded revolutionary partners. Here I solemnly swear: Comrade Rainbow will always follow the party, be loyal to the marriage given to us by the party, and never betray the party!

By the way, release two disciplines:

First of all, no one can leave without his consent.

Second, I'm ready to be drunk and dizzy by you. I hope you stick to it!

To make a long story short, I declare: start fighting! "

At this time, the relatives and friends under the stage were infected by the humorous words of the groom-to-be.

Laughter broke out and everyone raised their glasses to send sincere wishes to the couple. Here, once again, I wish Rainbow and her other half can be together, support each other, tolerate each other, never give up, and walk a wonderful life with * * *!

Wedding humor groom's speech II

Distinguished guests, hello everyone:

First of all, on behalf of me and _ _ _ _, I sincerely thank all of you for coming. Tonight is my wedding with _ _ _. Confucius said, "If the name is not justified, nothing will be achieved." Here, I want to report to you first that my marriage license number is _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, so we are legally married.

Today, _ _ _ and I can stand here and get married. First of all, I want to thank _ _' s parents for their kindness to _ _ over the years. Today, they entrusted _ _ to my care. I think my parents really have a good eye. Of course, I will not betray my parents' trust in me, and I will take good care of _ _. Secondly, I want to thank my mother. Although I am a good boy, she devoted all her efforts to raising me. Without my mother, there would be no me today.

Finally, I would like to thank the girl standing beside me, _ _ _, who married me with such great courage and self-sacrifice determination. I am afraid. What I want to say here is that in the future, I will use 120% energy to make you a happy little woman.

Starting today, _ _ _ and I will form a new family. There is a saying in the golden mean, the wife is easy to get along with, the two brothers are married and the family is happy. Parents are very obedient. In other words, husband and wife love each other, brothers live in harmony, family relations will be harmonious, the mood will be happy, and parents will be happy. Therefore, I hope that not only I and _ _, but every family here can live in harmony in the days to come.

Finally, _ _ _ and I sincerely thank every guest who attended our wedding tonight and shared our joy.

Thank you!

Funny wedding speech article 5

Hello, everyone: Jiujiu Marriage Network, the largest wedding experience exchange platform.

Since ancient times, the bridal chamber has ranked first, and today is a great occasion for me to marry my wife. I believe that all of you here, whether married or unmarried, will definitely infect my sweetness. Think back to my dizziness or top-heavy, hehe.

Thank you for being my witness. Thank you.

In Qian Qian, my wife and I met and fell in love, and decided that they were the tacit happiness between radish and rabbit.

Love is a worthless gift. I can't figure out how a silly boy like me can be blessed to marry such a beautiful and kind girl. It's a godsend We stretched out our persistent hands and embraced each other into Tai Chi figures that dare not contradict each other. (Give a warm hug)

After thinking about it, it is nothing more than a seamless combination of three factors: first, girls are rarely confused; Second, the girl's parents are kind, loving and trusting, and even gave me the happiness baton of her baby daughter who has been loved for many years; Third, I'm definitely not disgusting, and I'm a little sincere and lovely. I actually let a girl believe that I'm practical and reliable, and I've been drunk ever since. Ha ha.

To tell the truth, today is a confusing day. It is beautiful everywhere. The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the salute is so earth-shattering and the music is so flowing. I'm sure everyone here has a deep understanding of my feelings. The content comes from Jiujiu Marriage Network.

I'm so excited today that I don't know what I'm talking about, but I clearly know that there are people in the audience who are doubly happy because of their son's happiness. Those are my parents. For many years, I have endured, endured your ever-changing love. Sometimes I am gentle and loving, and sometimes I am angry. Of course, I changed, because I was naughty. (making a face) You should rest assured today that marrying a virtuous daughter-in-law will continue to carry forward your ever-changing love.

At this moment, the blessings of friends and relatives are colorful, and my joy today has become a sail floating in the wind. My faint feeling is that I am flying all over the sky in your wind. Long-term marriage and love network, the first portal of marriage and love in China.

The years of sea and stone are too long, please witness my eternal oath. After walking the red carpet, my wife and I will be in the same boat.

We decided to care about food and vegetables from tomorrow, light our first fireworks and eagerly wait for the first baby cry, hehe.

In ancient times, there was a view that you couldn't get married without a pig. Ancient women liked a strong man because he could catch more wild boars. Ha ha,

From now on, I will have an old man, a young man and a wife to rely on, and my love for them is a flying whip. I will never slack off for wild boar.

Wedding Funny Speech Part Six

1, Music 1 "News Network" title (serial number 02) CCTV! Now live news: this is a special report on March 8-the upcoming wedding of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the guests, leaders, guests, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and audience friends in front of the TV! At the same time, I would also like to extend my holiday greetings to lesbians who have become women in the front line and are about to become women!

2. Music 2 "Forrest Gump" (No.03) The sun is shining, the spring breeze is blessing, and laughter is a godsend. On this beautiful day, we welcome the happy combination of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks and warmest welcome to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers. Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhou. I am a famous new host who has not hosted any programs. I know that the bold use of me has brought unprecedented pressure to the two newcomers. The results of opinion polls show that the two newcomers are worried that my hosting will leave them too many good memories. However, I want to assure them that their worries are not unnecessary. Cut the crap, and now I solemnly declare that the wedding ceremony begins now! Let's welcome the two newcomers to the stage with the warmest applause.

3, music 3 "Wedding March" (serial number 08) (read when newcomers enter) hold your hand and grow old with your son. A beautiful woman bathed in happiness and sweetness, embraced by the groom, came to us side by side with a happy wedding March, hand in hand and smiling. This moment means that two hearts that have been in love for a long time have finally come together; This moment means that two people who love each other have entered the sacred marriage hall; At this moment, it means that the two will care for each other in the journey of life, love each other until they are old, and join hands for life.

Now, I want to introduce two newcomers (Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Yimeng). Please raise your hand to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV: Who do you think is the most handsome young man today? Next, I will introduce today's hero-look! At present, this handsome guy with a full forehead, a broad Fiona Fang, heavy eyebrows and eyes, who can be a pillar of the country, is our groom Ge Zhiyang. The beautiful woman standing next to the handsome guy who can't live without birds and dogs is today's bride-Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. Do you think our bride is beautiful? (Applause) Actually, their combination is not just their personal business. First of all, I would like to thank the friends at the scene! Next, please ask the bride and groom to give wedding gifts to all the guests. I bow and sincerely thank all the guests for their long-term enthusiastic help. It can be said that they wouldn't be here today without your help. At the same time, I hope everyone will continue to care and help them. Second, husband and wife bow to each other. The deeper you bow, the deeper you love. (Best man demonstrates the standard action of supervising iso9002 international certification) (Music "The Moon Represents My Heart") Serial number 0 19.

5. The volume of Music 4 (Music red river valley 07) should be lower. Next, let's applaud the bride and groom's acceptance speech. The best man took me aside and cried to talk about his feelings since he became a professional best man. I used my authority to meet his request and let the best man speak.

6. People who dig wells never forget to drink water. The kindness of the party is deeper than the sea. Happiness is not the rain in Mao Mao. We won't forget the witness when we get married. Let's invite the witness, Lin Dong, political commissar of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to officiate at the wedding ceremony for the couple. Leaders have high hopes for young people, which will be reflected in their future work and life. We believe that the two newcomers will live up to the expectations of the political commissar and ensure the completion of the sacred mission entrusted to them by the party. Q: When are you going to finish the task assigned to you by the Party? Sing: step up production! Step up production! Work hard, work hard! Looking forward to a good harvest this year! Give birth to a son)

These two newcomers are the pillars of our party and country. Mr. Ge Zhiyang is engaged in the work of the people's police and has made immortal contributions to the cause of social security in China. Zhang Zhimeng is even more conscientious and loyal to the cause of the Party. Let's warmly welcome the groom's leader, Shi Yufeng, director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to speak on behalf of the groom. Next, please welcome the bride leader Shi Yuning to speak on behalf of the woman. Welcome to visit.

8. Music 5 "Song of Ringtones" (serial number 09) (exchanging ringtones)? As a token of love, the ring will witness the happy years of Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Zhimeng in the future. Let's give them blessings and applause and wish them a happy and safe life. Let's ask the groom to put a wedding ring on the bride! From today on, whether they are poor or rich, healthy or sick, they will share joys and sorrows with * * *, and go hand in hand in their future lives. Let's remember this moment of love and bless them with stormy applause. ? Before the wedding, the bride and groom repeatedly said, I'm glad you can come today. The groom repeatedly begged me to give him some time to show his voice, and also expressed his meaning: I hope he can give you a good start this year. The following lonely men and women: get married quickly, have a natural birth and have no wife. In short, this is a good year and a good sign: done! He specially prepared an auspicious Kazakh folk song "Two Little Goats", and everyone applauded.

9. Music 6 "My Mom and Dad" (serial number 0 16) Cut the cake Next, we invite two newcomers to cut the cake. The cake is round, representing the round and round; The cake is sweet, which means their life is sweet. Is it just a knife in the hands of the bride and groom? Yes, it looks like a knife, but this knife contains two meanings. The first meaning is: in fact, through it, it will open up a new route for their happiness; The second meaning is that two people hold it, and in the later life, * * * overcomes all kinds of difficulties in life.

10, music 7 "The End of Years of Burning Passion" (0 1 1) pour champagne. Please two new people * * * into the champagne tower, let love flow forever. (Reading aloud with music while pouring wine) The fragrant champagne slowly descends, with a hint of calmness and calmness. This is nectar, and the couple are bathed in the torrent of love. This is the source. Newcomers always fall in love in sweetness. This fragrant champagne is like a gurgling stream and a trickling river; This white hop, with the joy and sweetness of the newlyweds, is flowing happily; Newcomers irrigate with sincerity and sow with sweet love; A little hard work, a little harvest, blossom and bear fruit; The joy of this harvest, this romantic moment; There are deep blessings from friends, deep entrustment from parents and common wishes from husband and wife. This wine is elegant and sweet. Let love flow forever.

1 1, Music 8 "Lu Hua" (serial number 0 13) Please raise your glasses (after the toast, please kiss the bride and groom deeply in public, everyone applauds and shouts loudly. When will the applause stop and the kiss of the bride and groom stop? Finally, everyone wishes the couple with the warmest applause. Please raise your glasses. Now I declare the official start of the wedding reception!

Play music "Years of Burning Passion" and light wedding candles;

Banquet music: 1 Forget him No.042 Forever friend No.0 18 (original song) 3 The moon represents my heart No.0 194 Proverbs of love No.055 Rolling red dust No.066 Romantic things No.0 12 Note: All hosts.