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A selection of funny lines of wedding emcee
After the gestation of spring and the passionate love in summer, a couple entered a gorgeous and mature harvest season. Firecrackers gave birth to a happy family in the world of mortals; Happy word is right, the world has concluded a beautiful marriage. The sky is full of love birds, and the ground is tied. Here, let's raise our glasses and drink wine, and send a deep blessing: May the husband and wife have a pair of wings and a pair of Yuanyang full moon.

A new starting point for marriage, a happy event begins. The lifelong event has now been completed, and the century-old cause has just begun. I hope that the groom will not immerse himself in the gentle countryside. When he gets married, he feels that it is hard to start a business and does not like honeymoon. Marriage is just a job in life, and there is no end to learning. There is still a long way to go, so we still have to work hard. Love can only be reborn if it is attached to the cause; Only when the small family is integrated into everyone can it last forever. I hope the bride will fully support her husband's career. The life of a soldier is mostly bitter. When you taste the pain of the two places, you should think that one person's hard work can make everyone sweet; When soldiers live together, many times. When you feel the pain of parting, you have to be together to be together. It's hard to get together every year, and a short gathering is followed by a long separation. You have to endure unbearable loneliness, stir up heavy housework alone, serve the elderly and raise weak children. All these are accompanied by weak shoulders. "If love lasts for a long time, you will feel that as long as love is pure, flowers will bloom forever and wither forever." As long as you are sincere, you will always be round without the moon; As long as the soul mates, the mountains and waters are far away; As long as you love each other, it's hard to feel difficult.

① Preface

The opening remarks of the wedding emcee are often to explain to people the role, work unit and name they play in the wedding. Time is half a minute, so it shouldn't be too long.

Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, friends and relatives, I am entrusted by Mr. XXX and Miss XXX to be the master of ceremonies for their wedding today. I sincerely hope to get your support and cooperation. I come from XXXX, my name is XXX, and I hope you can remember me. Thank you!

② Introduce guests, relatives and friends.

During the wedding, it is not appropriate to introduce the duties of the guests (except for group weddings) and the relationship between relatives and friends. First, avoid people's hierarchy; Second, the wedding should not be delayed for a long time; The third is to avoid video confusion. This method can be introduced as a whole, please see the following paragraph:

Today, there are leaders at all levels, close friends and classmates, friendly relatives and friends, neighbors, representatives of parents and colleagues from all walks of life. Here, on behalf of the host, I would like to extend my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to friends from all walks of life.

3 angels offer flowers.

When the bride and groom kiss the angel offering flowers, the master of ceremonies can congratulate them.

Exodus: A bouquet of flowers is particularly fragrant and poetic. May your future life, like this flower, be brilliant and unrestrained forever. Let's applaud the new couple and express our blessings.

④ Three Worship

Three worships can be said that our Chinese nation has been in the wedding ceremony for many years, in order to let the newlyweds not forget the kindness of their parents. The following lines are very good and can be used for reference.

Bride and groom, when you get married, don't forget your parents. They brought you up from childhood, and it's hard. I held you in my arms when I was a child and held you at night. Now, you two know each other, but your parents' temples have frosted. I hope you two will ask your parents to live in a good house first, and ask them to taste good food first. Parents live a happy life in their later years, and their children have light on their faces. This kind of nurturing grace cannot be forgotten. In order to thank parents for their parenting, I bow down.

⑤ Make a glass of wine.

Drinking a glass of wine is also a custom inherited from traditional weddings in China. Because when drinking a glass of wine, the feelings of both sides can show their attachment to each other. So it has been circulated. Please learn the following lines when the couple like toasting.

The beautiful butterfly loves peony, and the stars in the sky accompany the moon. Why do you two hit it off? Just because love is tight. Loving couple, sweet partner, you two should learn to live together in the future. Wives respect their husbands, and husbands respect their wives. Please raise your glass to show your mind. Invite the couple for a drink.

⑥ Conclusion

The conclusion is the end of the whole wedding ceremony, and it is also the time when the venue is full. In this line, the host is both summary and blessing and praise. Please look at the following two lines:

Example 1: I don't think so! We all think that Mr. XXX can marry a wife like Miss XXX, which can be said to be the pride of the male family. Miss XXX can find a husband like Mr. XXX, which can be said to be a talented woman. They are really perfect for each other, no! It should be said that it is both talented and beautiful. I am not a poet, and I cannot praise them with the most beautiful words in the world. But I want to say that their combination is a godsend and a perfect match. I am not a priest, so I can't pray to God, but I want to wish them a happy life. Here, I propose that everyone stand up and drink to the happiness of the bride and groom. Cheers!

The second article 1, music 1 "News Network" title (serial number 02) CCTV CCTV! Now live news: this is a special report on March 8-the wedding scene of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng is coming soon. First of all, I would like to express my deep gratitude to all the guests, leaders, guests, compatriots from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese and audience friends in front of the TV! At the same time, I would also like to extend my holiday greetings to lesbians who have become women in the front line and are about to become women!

2. Music 2 "Forrest Gump" (No.03) The sun is shining, the spring breeze is blessing, and laughter is a godsend. On this beautiful day, we welcome the happy combination of Mr. Ge Zhiyang and Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. First of all, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks and warmest welcome to all the guests on behalf of the two newcomers. Let me introduce myself. My name is Zhou. I am a new host who has not hosted any programs. I know that the bold use of me has brought unprecedented pressure to the two newcomers. According to the survey results of people-Italy, the two newcomers are worried that my hosting will leave them too many good memories. However, I want to assure them that their worries are not unnecessary. Cut the crap, and now I solemnly declare that the wedding ceremony begins now! Let's welcome two couples with the warmest applause.

3, music 3 "Wedding March" (serial number 08) (read when newcomers enter) hold your hand and grow old with your son. A beautiful woman bathed in happiness and sweetness, embraced by the groom, came to us side by side with a happy wedding March, hand in hand and smiling. This moment means that two hearts that have been in love for a long time have finally come together; This moment means that two people who love each other have entered the sacred marriage hall; At this moment, it means that the two will care for each other in the journey of life, love each other until they are old, and join hands for life.

Now, I want to introduce two newcomers (Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Yimeng). Please raise your hand to the audience at the scene and in front of the TV: Who do you think is the most handsome young man today? Next, I will introduce today's hero-look! At present, this handsome guy with a full forehead, a broad Fiona Fang, heavy eyebrows and eyes, who can be a pillar of the country, is our groom Ge Zhiyang. The beautiful woman standing next to the handsome guy who can't live without birds and dogs is today's bride-Ms. Zhang Zhimeng. Do you think our bride is beautiful? (Applause) Actually, their combination is not just their personal business. First of all, I would like to thank the friends at the scene! Next, please ask the bride and groom to give wedding gifts to all the guests. I bow and sincerely thank all the guests for their long-term enthusiastic help. It can be said that they wouldn't be here today without your help. At the same time, I hope everyone will continue to care and help them. Second, husband and wife bow to each other. The deeper you bow, the deeper you love. (Best man demonstrates the standard action of supervising iso9002 international certification) (Music "The Moon Represents My Heart") Serial number 0 19.

5. The volume of Music 4 (Music red river valley 07) should be lower. Next, let's applaud the bride and groom's acceptance speech. The best man took me aside and cried to talk about his feelings since he became a professional best man. I used my authority to meet his request and let the best man speak.

6. People who dig wells never forget to drink water. The kindness of the party is deeper than the sea. Happiness is not the rain in Mao Mao. We won't forget the witness when we get married. Let's invite the witness, Lin Dong, political commissar of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to officiate at the wedding ceremony for the couple. Leaders have high hopes for young people, which will be reflected in their future work and life. We believe that the two newcomers will live up to the expectations of the political commissar and ensure the completion of the sacred mission entrusted to them by the party. Q: When are you going to finish the task assigned to you by the Party? Sing: step up production! Step up production! Work hard, work hard! Looking forward to a good harvest this year! Give birth to a son)

These two newcomers are the pillars of our party and country. Mr. Ge Zhiyang is engaged in the inspection of the people's police and has made immortal contributions to the cause of social security in China. Zhang Zhimeng is even more conscientious and loyal to the cause of the Party. Let's warmly welcome the groom's leader, Shi Yufeng, director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, to speak on behalf of the groom. Next, please welcome the bride leader Shi Yuning to speak on behalf of the woman. Welcome to visit.

8. Music 5 "Song of Ringtones" (serial number 09) (exchanging ringtones)? As a token of love, the ring will witness the happy years of Ge Zhiyang and Zhang Zhimeng in the future. Let's give them blessings and applause and wish them a happy and safe life. Let's ask the groom to put a wedding ring on the bride! From today on, whether they are poor or rich, healthy or sick, they will share joys and sorrows with * * *, and go hand in hand in their future lives. Let's remember this moment of love and bless them with stormy applause. ? Before the wedding, the bride and groom repeatedly said, I'm glad you can come today. The groom repeatedly begged me to give him some time to show his voice, and also expressed his meaning: I hope he can give you a good start this year. The following lonely men and women: get married quickly, have a natural birth and have no wife. In short, this is a good year and a good sign: done! He specially prepared an auspicious Kazakh folk song "Two Little Goats", and everyone applauded.

9. Music 6 "My Mom and Dad" (serial number 0 16) Cut the cake Next, we invite two newcomers to cut the cake. The cake is round, representing the round and round; The cake is sweet, which means their life is sweet. Is it just a knife in the hands of the bride and groom? Yes, it looks like a knife, but this knife contains two meanings. The first meaning is: in fact, through it, it will open up a new route for their happiness; The second meaning is that two people hold it, and in the later life, * * * overcomes all kinds of difficulties in life.

10, music 7 "The End of Years of Burning Passion" (0 1 1) pour champagne. Please two new people * * * into the champagne tower, let love flow forever. (Reading aloud with music while pouring wine) The fragrant champagne slowly descends, with a hint of calmness and calmness. This is nectar, and the couple are bathed in the torrent of love. This is the source. Newcomers always fall in love in sweetness. This fragrant champagne is like a gurgling stream and a trickling river; This white hop, with the joy and sweetness of the newlyweds, is flowing happily; Newcomers irrigate with sincerity and sow with sweet love; A little hard work, a little harvest, blossom and bear fruit; The joy of this harvest, this romantic moment; There are deep blessings from friends, deep entrustment from parents and common wishes from husband and wife. This wine is elegant and sweet. Let love flow forever.

1 1, Music 8 "Lu Hua" (serial number 0 13) Please raise your glasses (after the toast, please kiss the bride and groom deeply in public, everyone applauds and shouts loudly. When will the applause stop and the kiss of the bride and groom stop? Finally, everyone wishes the couple with the warmest applause. Please raise your glasses. Now I declare the official start of the wedding reception!

Play music "Years of Burning Passion" and light wedding candles;

Banquet music: 1 Forget him No.042 Forever friend No.0 18 (original song) 3 The moon represents my heart No.0 194 Proverbs of love No.055 Rolling red dust No.066 Romantic things No.0 128 Note: All.