Honey, I voluntarily signed a life-long indenture. From now on, I will be a cow and a horse for you. You said I couldn't stand it, you said I wouldn't sit ... in short, it's up to you.
Wedding bridegroom vows humor II
Dear, thank you for coming into my life and my world. From this moment on, I will cherish our fate, love you, care about you, laugh with you, cry with you, never give up, and stay with you all my life.
Wedding groom vows humor III
Dear, we have known each other since junior high school, that is, I held your hand for the first time, and this is also the first time in my life to hold a girl's hand. Although we were still ignorant children at that time, my heart was taken away by you at that time. Today, I just want to say to you: You are the first girl to hold hands in my life and the only one in my life. Please believe that I am holding my hand and let us walk through this beautiful life hand in hand.
Wedding groom vows humor iv
Honey, I love you. Today is a special day. For a long time, you have been my dream and my prayer. Now my dream has come true on this special day. You are not only my happiness, but also my crown. I thank God for giving me such an honor to grow old with you. I thank you for accepting my love. May our future be brilliant forever. From now on, I will take care of you, respect you and protect you.
Wedding groom vows humor five
Dear, I will be loyal to you and our family, because I know this is a man's duty, and I also know that once I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me feel ashamed to face you. Facing you will make me want to escape from your still pure eyes. Leaving you is the last thing I want to do in my life. You can also find more humorous speeches from the groom at the wedding!
Wedding groom vows humor six
Honey, we've known each other since we met. Your gentleness, generosity, intelligence and virtue have made me deeply feel how strong your love for me is, so I don't want you to be my girlfriend or my wife again, okay? I will cherish, love and protect you more, and I will hold you tightly in my arms when our children and grandchildren stumble for a walk!