[Story] Steel egg is the cutest prisoner in prison, but it always causes trouble.

Steel eggs especially like chatting with roommates, never knowing where, when and what to talk about. Steel egg will fight with any roommate in two hours.

(Steel egg: Don't always chew with one tooth, so your cheeks will be deformed. You are like a friend of mine. His face looks like an ass, and he always chews with one tooth.

So he became a fat prisoner with a big ass in little ass ... who eats with one tooth! @! U dollars! ^$! *%^! & amp%^! )

As a result, my roommate always went to the hospital and steel eggs were grounded. This fat man who loves to talk and wants to be beaten is born with divine power, and no one can beat him.

The warden couldn't stand it anymore, so he called a psychologist to examine the steel egg. The results show that the brain of steel egg is n times smaller than that of normal people, and the inner bottom of his skull is empty.

Psychiatrists refused to be hospitalized because it was a mental hospital, not a hospital for fools.

Just when the warden was desperate, Steel Egg finally met her dream roommate: killer Ruby.

Ruby didn't speak, didn't get angry, and didn't move. Steel eggs can finally keep talking, and people will keep listening.

In Steel Egg's small heart, Ruby is his best friend and the first confidant in his life.

Therefore, the steel egg is determined to escape with the ruby.

The escape was planned by Gundan's only friend outside, and it was a mess. Steel egg and Ruby ran away easily, and the police and Ruby's enemies chased the world.

For a professional killer, the most tragic thing in the world is to elope with a fool.

When you call, he will play with Jean Niu Jiao's toys.

Burglary. He will talk to the shopkeeper.

You let him steal a car, he steals a police car, let him steal another car, and he steals another police car.

When everything was settled, the revenge came, and the police came, he confessed without waiting for anyone to speak. "We killed someone, but you have to let us go quickly, and we have to go back to our hometown to open a restaurant."

2< screams and laughs 1, 2, 3,>, it's all very funny.

Here are four movies that have been spoofed by the punchline.

The first episode of Scream+Scream is the main theme, and the second episode doesn't show screaming horror movies. Scream 2 is like a supernatural movie. The Wayne brothers said that on the one hand, they pay tribute to the classic horror films that accompanied them to grow up, and on the other hand, they are also catching up with the supernatural films that have become the trend in recent years.

The 360-degree turn in The Exorcist, the exorcism in Splashing Water and Green Juice, the cross talk in Charlie's Angel, the famous pigeon of John Woo in Joint Killing Evil Forces, Mission Impossible 2, the motorcycle racing, the cannibal doctor frying the human brain and other famous scenes have all been used as mocking materials.

Voice of fear 3: American version of midnight bell, signs of heaven, matrix 2: reloading and independence day. In addition, several other well-known blockbusters have been put on the "imitation show" by David Zock, the director of Scream 3. The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter series, which are popular all over the world, are naturally doomed. If you have seen the debut of rapper Eminem, the thriller Cry Out of Island starring Nicole Kidman and this year's director Ang Lee,

Jing Zodiac Jian 4: World War II, million dollar baby, Spell, Brokeback Mountain, Saw Scare, Mysterious forest village, King Kong.

3< Python and the Holy Grail (one of the five classic comedies in Britain, spoofing King Arthur and the Knight of the Round Table)

There are five < Mei Tuan >.

& lt American pie1> American pie

The plot follows the development of four quasi-high school graduates leaving school with one foot. These four people are very dissatisfied with their virginity. They decided to bid farewell to their virginity within three weeks (that is, before graduating from high school), and they must rely on their own merits to achieve their goals instead of spending money on prostitutes. Although they tried various methods, they still had many difficulties. ...

American pie 2.

A year later, the summer vacation began, and four good friends Jim, Kevin, Ozzie and Finch got together again. They vowed not to waste this summer. Heather, a talented woman in the glee club, returned from a holiday in Paris, and her boyfriend Oz, who fell in love with her, was put to the test again. Jim will meet the beautiful exchange student Nadia again. After a year of college life and the growth of age, they all have to face greater challenges and temptations from the opposite sex. Live in a villa by the lake, attend various parties, experience all kinds of exciting things, resist temptation, confess to your sweetheart and gain more experience.

American pie 3 American wedding

American Wedding is the third episode of American Pie series. At the beginning, those American boys who were looking for excitement finally grew up, experienced the impulse and hunger of high school, experienced the fantasy and adventure of college, and finally became realistic, intending to step into the palace of marriage and find their own happiness.

Jim (jason biggs), who is becoming more and more handsome, has a hard time these days, because his grandmother is seriously ill and wants to see her little grandson as the groom, but she got her wish. Unfortunately, although Jim had more than a dozen girlfriends before, none of them wanted to marry him. Seeing that the three days stipulated by grandma are about to pass, Jim has not found a satisfactory girl yet.

By chance, he meets the beautiful Michelle (played by Alison hannigan), an innocent girl full of dreams. They fell in love at first sight and immediately began to prepare for the wedding. Jim and Michelle plan to hold a lifelong activity for their grandmother who is seriously ill in bed in a week and a half. But, after all, time is too short. They not only have to make all kinds of preparations for the wedding, but also need to know more about each other.

He is my brother. He grew up with Jim. Of course, he will join in the fun. Steve (seann william scott), a divorced single boy, is stimulated by Jim's marriage and plans to hold an unprecedented crazy bachelor party. Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas), who is also suffering from loneliness, raises his hands to show his approval, but on the other hand, he must always be on guard against the bride's sister (Janali Jones) being abducted by Steffler.

The wedding date, who watched Jim and Michelle get married, is coming soon, but the situation is getting more and more chaotic. Jim's nagging father (played by Eugene Levi) also came, still telling the truth that no one listened as usual, and Michelle's family came, and the wedding began in an unprecedented joke. ...

& lt America sent four groups to camp >

The classic youth comedy American Pie has finally released its latest series. In this episode, Matt decided to plan an unprecedented camping party and shoot a "big production" movie of his own, so all his brothers went crazy ... If you want to include all the "American Pie" series, I suggest choosing the upcoming DVD9 set series.

Meituan 5 streaking

In 2006, the latest American campus youth comedy, 1999, was deeply attracted by American Pie. In the film, boys and girls clamored and explored the fields of love, sex and friendship from the perspective of human nature. This sensational comedy is simply admirable. ...

Pai 5 describes a series of stories that happened when a dirty high school student got his girlfriend's "weekend indulgence right" and went to a college party. In the film, the hero was found masturbating by his parents and was mixed up by his girlfriend's father when he had sex with his girlfriend. These things are vaguely similar to us, and he can't help asking, "How far are we from them?" This is the confrontation between capitalist consciousness and socialism. Or are our young people's consciousness and actions internationalized? The film presents the experiences of several young people from a very objective perspective, with almost no subjective comments. The only comment is that in the "streaking activity", the director said with the host's mouth that "people should not be ashamed of every part of themselves, including their genitals". The director shows young people's values and behaviors through images for the audience to comment on. Let society judge. Another highlight of the film is their football match with Jurassic, which seems to be independent of the main line of the film. Actually, on the contrary, the game embodies the spirit of never giving up. The film tells us that there are not only women in men's lives. The big difference between men and women is that men love sports and men like confrontation. Men can enjoy the gentleness of women and burst into their own wildness.

"American Pie" is a passionate film, which brings freshness to the audience and also brings us some thoughts.

I hope you can watch this movie.

5< Four Weddings and One Funeral >

Charles is a frequent visitor to weddings. However, he has always had doubts about getting married. But at a country wedding, Kelly, a beautiful American girl, deeply touched his heart. Although Charles learned from his friends that Kelly was a woman who had a rather chaotic private life and specialized in associating with rich people, he refused his friends' carnival plans and went to see Kelly. They had a wonderful evening. But the next day Kelly left him and went back to America alone, which made Charles very uneasy. One by one, Charles's friends began to get married. Two months later, Charles met Kelly at a wedding in London. But just when he regained hope, Kelly introduced her fiance, hamish. Charles was very disappointed. His girlfriend Helena expressed her love to him, but Charles didn't want to deal with it at all. Kelly came to see Charles, and they had another wonderful evening.

A month later, Charles received Kelly's wedding invitation. While choosing gifts, Charles met Kelly. Kelly told Charles about her romantic history. Charles impulsively wanted to propose to Kelly, but he couldn't say it. Not long after, Charles went to Kelly's wedding, and disheartened Charles accepted Helena's feelings. Charles' friend Ganos had a heart attack and died suddenly. Charles saw Kelly again at the funeral and expressed his feelings to her.

Ten months later, Charles finally decided to marry Helena. But before the wedding, Charles saw Kelly again She has divorced her husband. Kelly's appearance upset Charles. Persuaded by his brother David, he finally told the truth in front of the priest and refused Helena. Kelly came to visit Charles. In the rain, the two kissed tightly together. The two agreed to be together forever, but not to get married.

6< white chicken >

Copilan brothers, Marcus (Sean? Wayne and Kevin (Malone? Wayne is an African-American black. As FBI agents in new york, they have a bad temper, but many villains are afraid because of their quick thinking, quick intelligence in solving cases, fierce hatred and frequent fighting. After the last class on drugs, the two brothers were secretly summoned by their immediate superiors and assigned a new task: to protect the heiress of the huge Wilton Group, that is, the two daughters of Tiffany and Brittany, the big bosses of the consortium. They are now the targets of the robbers. They have already released news that they want to kidnap two people for money, and some people who secretly covet these rich families also plan to harm the two sisters.

Copilan, two black brothers, had a whim and came up with a wonderful way to protect the Wheaton sisters: the two black brothers decided to play two white sisters themselves. After hiding, the two brothers began to prepare the safest protection: silicone, wigs, stockings, women's clothes and women's ornaments. But looking at the effect after camouflage, these still can't completely turn two rough black brothers into sexy and beautiful twins, thanks to the FBI.

Now, what detectives disguised as beautiful girls have to do is to convince everyone around them that "they" are the real Wilton sisters, including those colleagues, friends and family members who have close ties with them. They should not only keep their shaky disguise, but also show the unique personality of young and rich white women like the two sisters. At first, the two detectives were able to pretend to be decent, but then there were more and more problems, giving away clues and making a series of jokes. At this time, the bad guys began to shoot. ...

7< Italian adventure in Russia >:

Before the old man died in an Italian hospital, her beautiful granddaughter Olga arrived by bus. The old man told her that there was a box of jewels in Russia. At the same time, two ambulance drivers, a bearded mafia waiting for his wife and children, a cripple in hospital and a doctor are also listening. So, a group of people went to Russia and a handsome tour guide came to meet them. Let's all show our magic and go separately. There are many ironic stories: the doctor's passport was stuffed out of the toilet by a beard and he had to fly around on the plane. Beard always has a problem with the lame. The lame man said, "I'll do it myself" and kicked off a stone pillar. Following the beautiful Olga, the tour guide and ambulance driver staged the scene of speeding on the highway, detonating the gas station and turning the car into a submarine. ...

The beautiful Olga and the handsome tour guide were secretly born in this thrilling scene. Seeing the golden couple, love is like oxygen. But it was revealed by the enthusiastic mother of the tour guide. It turns out that he is a policeman of the Cultural Relics Bureau. ...