When the male guest came back from the bathroom, a woman whispered. The male guest grunted, then turned over and went to bed. The woman got up, too. The woman caresses the penis, the man cries, and the woman pats and blows. Seeing the hard stick stand up, the fighting spirit is high. When it's true, women clap their dicks, their mouths blare, men beat their chests, big beds creak, and women * * * sound. Suddenly, all the beautiful things are ready. The male guests on the bed couldn't help craning their necks, staring sideways, laughing obscenity and whispering, which made them feel wonderful.
A few days later, the man got up and the woman gradually blew her penis. Suddenly I heard a strong jet and leaned out. The woman's mouth was full of it. The man is not feeling well, sitting slightly.
Suddenly a big man shouted, "police ~ check!" " The man was frightened, and so was the woman. Two people shout together. Suddenly, the police shouted, two people shouted, outsiders shouted, the middle forces collapsed, hit people, smashed hundreds of works; There were hundreds of cries for help, married with children's voice, looting and handcuffs. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same. Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. So the male guest jumped out of bed, bravely stretched out his arms, fought two wars and wanted to go first.
Suddenly, the woman gave a cry and the group rang. Look at this bed, bra, underwear and condom.
2. Classical Chinese is good at ventriloquism. (Kangxi 19), in Yangzhou, a friend came to the apartment with a cat. I didn't come back until I finished drinking. Guo Qi invited him to play tricks and set up a screen on the right side of the seat without lighting candles. Guo sat behind the screen, and the two sides listened.
For a long time, silence. Rarely, flocks of chickens crow and their voices are different. I heard my father calling his son, "It's almost dawn, so I can kill pigs." When his son began to feed the pigs in the pigsty, he heard the pigs fighting for food and eating. His father was cooking soup and pouring water into the fire. His son pricked a pig, and the pig was pricked, sharpened, killed, bled and peeled with boiling water, which was very unpleasant. The father also called his son: "It's sunny, you can sell it." When you hear the sound of meat being filed, you can hear the sound of selling meat and counting money. Some people buy pig heads, some buy belly viscera, and some buy meat. Controversial, four seats were silent with a loud (huā).
3. There are those who are good at ventriloquism in classical Chinese with ventriloquism as the topic. Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen. After a while, I heard two knocks from the barrier. The hall was silent, and no one dared to wow. Hearing the barking of dogs in a deep alley, a woman was shocked. She didn't stretch herself enough, shaking her husband's words and doing obscene things. At first, the husband's words didn't respond well, and the woman shook them. Then the words of the two men gradually mixed together and the bed suddenly stopped. After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband ordered the woman to touch the child's breast, and the child cried with milk, and the woman patted it. When the husband drowned, the woman drowned with her son in her arms, and another big boy woke up in bed, more stubborn than ever. When it's true, women clap their hands, blare in their mouths, cry on their chests, wake up when they are older, wake up in bed, yell at their husbands, drown in bottles, drown in buckets, and all the beautiful things are ready. The full house of guests craned their necks, looked askance and sighed with a smile, thinking it was great. When the husband was sleeping, the woman shouted and drowned, and then they all went to sleep. The children are also beginning to feel sleepy. The husband's voice began to ring, and the beating of the woman gradually stopped. I heard a mouse as a cable, the washbasin tilted, and the woman coughed in her dream. The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up. Suddenly a big man shouted, "Fire!" When the husband shouts, the woman shouts. The two children burst into tears. A hundred people shouted, a hundred children cried and a hundred dogs barked. The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same. Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape. Suddenly, when you hit the ruler, the group will ring. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood. The original source of the work is as follows: Title: New Knowledge of Yu Chu
Author: Juck Zhang
Pu Songling's work Stomatology
original work
There is a woman of four or five years old in the village. Bring a medicine bag, the doctor who sells it. If there is a patient, a woman can't ask a fairy at dusk. Clean the room at night and close it. Four doors and windows, listening to the silence; But talk quietly and don't dare to cough. Internal and external movements are invisible. At night, I suddenly heard the sound of curtains. The woman inside said, "Is Aunt Jiu here?" A woman replied, "I'm coming." Then he said, "Does wintersweet belong to Jiu Yi?" Like a maid answering a cloud: "I'm coming." Their three words didn't convey their meaning, and they kept jabbering. Hearing the curtain hook moving again, the woman said, "Aunt Liu has arrived." He said nonsense, "Did Chun Mei bring a little boy, too?" A woman said, "Brother Ou! If you don't sleep, you must be from the lady. If you are heavy, you will be tired! " I heard a woman's attentive voice, the voice of nine aunts asking, the voice of six aunts greeting, the voice of two maids comforting, and the laughter of children, making a noise together. I heard the woman smile and say, "Little Lang Jun is also very interesting. He came all the way to hug the cat. " Then the sound died down, the curtain rang again, and the room was in an uproar, saying, "Why is fourth aunt late?" A young woman replied in a low voice, "It's a long way to go, Xiu Yuan, beyond words. You just need to spend some time with menstruation. Aunt is slow. " As a result, all the warm and cool voices, and the voices of sitting and calling for sitting, are staggered, and the room is full of noise, and the food is ready. That is to say, I heard that the woman was ill. Nine aunts want ginseng, six aunts want astragalus, and four aunts want surgery. When I moved, I heard Jiugu calling a pen and inkstone. Nothing, origami awkward, pen throwing hat, ink rumbling; With a few strokes, the pen tinkled and Sue was wrapped in a pinch of medicine. After a while, the woman opened the curtain and prescribed medicine for the patient. Reflexively entering the room, I heard my third aunt say goodbye, and my third aunt said goodbye. The child was dumb and my cat got up for a while. Jiugu's voice is crisp, Liugu's voice is slow and pale, Gu Si's voice is charming and graceful, and Sanmai's voice has its own merits, which can be distinguished after listening. Everyone was shocked and thought it was a true god. And trying its prescription is not very effective. This is called ventriloquism, which is specially used to sell its surgical ears. However, this is also strange! Yesterday, Wang Xinyi once said: "In the capital, I occasionally passed by the market and heard string songs, and the audience was blocked. A closer look reveals a young man singing loudly. There is no musical instrument, just a finger on the cheek, and I can hear it clearly, like a string. " I'm also a ventriloquist.
4. The ancient prose "Kouji" written by Lin Sihuan in Qing Dynasty mainly describes the scene of a good Beijing ventriloquist performing his ventriloquism next door. This article was included in the seventh grade Chinese textbook of People's Education Publishing House.
2. 1 original
There is a man in the capital who is good at performing ventriloquism. Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen. A moment later, I heard the sound of a beat from Wickwood inside the screen. The whole room was silent, and no one dared to speak loudly.
Hearing the barking of dogs in a distant alley, a woman woke up, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep. After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up. The woman comforts the child to eat milk, the child cries with a nipple, and the woman whispers him to sleep. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking. When it's true, women clap their hands, their mouths blare, babies cry on their chests, the boss just wakes up, and the husband scolds the boss. All of a sudden, it's wonderful. The full house of guests had no long necks. They listened carefully with their heads held high, smiled and praised silently, thinking it was great.
After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. There was a faint voice, the mouse's sosso, the basin and container overturned, and the woman coughed in her dream. The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up.
Suddenly, a big man shouted "fire", so did the husband and the woman. The two children burst into tears. At that time, hundreds of thousands of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking. The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same. Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape.
Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
2.2 Translation
There is a man in Beijing who is good at performing ventriloquism. One day, there happened to be a big banquet for guests, and an eight-foot wide fence was put in the northeast corner of the living room. The ventriloquist sat in the barrier, with only a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood in it. The guests sat around together. After a while, I heard a clapping sound from the barrier, and the whole audience was quiet. No one dares to speak loudly.
I only heard dogs barking in a deep alley in the distance. A woman was awakened, yawning and stretching, and her husband was talking in his sleep. After a while, the child woke up and burst into tears. The husband is awake, too. The woman patted the child and breast-fed him. The child is still crying in his mouth. The woman patted the child and hummed him to sleep. Another big boy woke up and chattered. At that time, the woman patted the child's voice with her hand and sang a song in her mouth. The child is crying with the voice of * * *. The older child's voice just woke up, and her husband shouted at the older child's voice. At the same time, they all rang, and all kinds of voices were vividly performed. All the guests cocked their heads and listened intently without craning their necks, smiling and secretly admiring, thinking it was wonderful!
Before long, the husband's snoring began, and the woman's patting of the child gradually stopped for a while. I vaguely heard the sound of a mouse, the knocking of pots and pans, and the cough of a woman in my dream. Hearing this, the guests relaxed a little and sat up straight gradually.
Suddenly a man shouted, "Fire!" The husband stood up and shouted, the wife stood up and shouted, and the two children began to cry together. When braking, hundreds of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking. With the sound of the collapse of the middle house, the crackling sound of the fire burning, the whistling wind, thousands of voices sounded together; It is also mixed with the cries of hundreds of people for help, the shouts made by firefighters when they pushed down the burning house, the sound of grabbing things in the fire, and the sound of splashing water. There is no sound that should be there. Even if a person has hundreds of hands and hundreds of fingers on one hand, he can't point out one of them. Even if a person has hundreds of mouths and a mouth has hundreds of tongues, he can't tell one of them apart. In this case, all the guests changed their faces in fear, left their seats, raised their sleeves, exposed their arms and shook their legs, and almost ran away.
Suddenly, when I woke up, all kinds of sounds disappeared. Remove the barrier and look inside. There is only one person, a desk, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
5. Classical Chinese related to ventriloquism Yangzhou Guo Maoer is good at ventriloquism.
Geng Shen (2) (Kangxi 19 in Qing Dynasty), and the rest are in Yangzhou. I always take my cat to the apartment. It's better than (4) ordering wine. Guo Qi invited him to play algae, put up a screen on the right side of the seat, and didn't put (5) lights and candles. Guo sat behind the screen, and the two sides listened.
For a long time, silence. Rarely, flocks of chickens crow and their voices are different.
I heard that my father called his son, "It will be dawn soon, so I can lead the pig." When his son began to feed the pigs in the pigsty, he heard the pigs fighting for food and eating. His father was cooking soup and pouring water into the fire.
His son pricked a pig, and the pig was pricked, ground, killed, killed, bled and skinned, which was very unpleasant. Father also said to Confucius, "It's dawn, you can sell it."
When you hear the case of meat, you can hear the voices of buying and selling money, including pig heads, dirty bellies and meat. There was a lot of controversy, and the four seats were silent.
(Excerpt from "Yu Chu Xu Zhi? Guo Maoer).
6. Seek the ancient prose "Kouji" as the original modern version of "Kouji";
There is a man in the capital who is good at performing ventriloquism. Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen. A moment later, I heard the sound of a beat from Wickwood inside the screen. The whole room was silent, and no one dared to speak loudly.
Hearing the barking of dogs in a distant alley, a woman woke up, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep. After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up. The woman comforts the child to eat milk, the child cries with a nipple, and the woman whispers him to sleep. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking. When it's true, women clap their hands, their mouths blare, babies cry on their chests, the boss just wakes up, and the husband scolds the boss. All of a sudden, it's wonderful. The full house of guests had no long necks. They listened carefully with their heads held high, smiled and praised silently, thinking it was great.
After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. There was a faint voice, the mouse's sosso, the basin and container overturned, and the woman coughed in her dream. The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up.
Suddenly, a man shouted "Fire". When the husband shouts, the woman shouts. The two children burst into tears. At that time, hundreds of thousands of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking. The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same. Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape.
Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
Translation:
There is a man in Beijing who is good at performing ventriloquism. Just as a family gave a banquet to entertain guests, an eight-foot tent was set up in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist sat in a tent, with only a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood in it. Many guests sat around the fence. After a while, there was only a bang in the tent, and the whole audience was quiet. No one dares to speak loudly.
When I heard a dog barking in a deep alley in the distance, a woman yawned and woke up. Her husband was talking in his sleep. Soon the child woke up and cried loudly. The husband is awake, too. The woman caressed the child to feed, and the child cried with * * * *, and the woman hummed to coax him while patting the child. Another big child in bed woke up and nagged loudly. Just then, the woman patted the child's voice with her hand and sang softly to put the child to sleep. The child cried with his nipple, the voice of the older child just waking up, and the voice of the husband scolding the older child all came out at the same time. There is not a full house of guests who look at them without craning their necks and tilting their heads, smiling and silently admiring them and thinking they are great.
After a while, the husband's snoring sounded, and the voice of the woman patting the child gradually stopped. I vaguely heard the rustling of mice, the tilting of pots and pans, and the coughing of women in my dreams. The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up.
Suddenly I heard a man shouting "Fire!" The husband got up and shouted, the woman got up and shouted, and the two children cried together. After a while, hundreds of people shouted loudly, hundreds of children cried, and hundreds of dogs barked. Among them, the sound of houses cracking and collapsing, the sound of fire burning and explosion, the whistling wind, and various voices sounded together; There are also many voices of individuals calling for help, people crying when knocking down burning houses, robbing property and splashing water. There is no sound that fire should have. Even if a person has a hundred hands and each hand has a hundred fingers, he can't point out one of the sounds; A person has a hundred mouths, and each mouth has a hundred tongues, and he can't tell a place apart. At this time, none of the guests changed their faces, left their seats, rolled up their sleeves, stretched out their arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing away.
Suddenly, when I woke up, all kinds of sounds disappeared. The tent was demolished, only one person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
7. Stomatology Classical Chinese Original Beijing is good at ventriloquism.
Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen.
A moment later, I heard the sound of a beat from Wickwood inside the screen. The whole room was silent, and no one dared to speak loudly. Hearing the barking of dogs in a distant alley, a woman woke up, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep.
After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up.
The woman comforts the child to eat milk, the child cries with a nipple, and the woman whispers him to sleep. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking.
When it's true, women clap their hands, their mouths blare, babies cry on their chests, the boss just wakes up, and the husband scolds the boss. All of a sudden, it's wonderful. All the guests in the room looked askance and sighed silently with a smile, thinking it was wonderful.
After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. There was a faint voice, the mouse's sosso, the basin and container overturned, and the woman coughed in her dream.
The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up. Suddenly, a man shouted "fire", the husband shouted, and the woman shouted.
The two children burst into tears. At that time, hundreds of thousands of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking.
The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same.
Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape.
Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
8. imitate the classical Chinese version of ventriloquism, and the topic is self-drawn. You should write it yourself. Please help me to study fine arts in Lausanne. Miao Lixin has a good ventriloquism in Beijing-Lausanne.
One day, performing in Qu Yuan's miscellaneous talk, Lausanne stood on the stage with a trumpet, trombone, microphone, accordion and a table in his hand. Students sit in front of the screen.
After a while, when I saw the trumpet playing in the sauna, the students immediately held their breath. No one dared to wow. The horn sounded on the nearby news platform.
At first, the sound was very low and slow, and the higher it was, it was like a horn. Lausanne is dancing on the stage.
Sometimes it is slow and urgent, sometimes it is high and sometimes it is low, and the tune is constantly changing, such as the eagle slams the sky and the fish swims shallowly. The full house of teachers and students laughed, sighed and applauded.
After a while, the long horn sounded, sometimes in a hurry and sometimes in a low voice. Lausanne giggled on the stage, lost her eyes, raised her legs and threw herself into it.
In front of the screen, teachers and students closed their eyes, said nothing, smiled and intoxicated. Suddenly, the sound came to an abrupt end, and everyone was surprised and lost.
Immediately, the drums sounded. Only the smell of knocking, knocking and touching the wall, the wall is a drum set, touching the heart, the heart is a drum set.
Sometimes passionate, sometimes deep, sometimes fast, sometimes slow. Suddenly the drums stopped and everything was silent, and I felt empty.
Suddenly the drums started again, and the sounds of trumpet and trombone in the middle merged into one. Suddenly, the song started. It was the theme song of "A Fairy Wife at Home".
When it is, singing, trumpet, trombone, accordion and drum set are all once, which is amazing. So all the teachers and students applauded, clapped their hands, cheered and worked hard.
Suddenly, the singing stopped and all the voices disappeared. There is another person on the stage, a trumpet, a trombone, a microphone, an accordion and a table.
9. Original translation of classical Chinese and related ventriloquism:
Yangzhou Guo Maoer is good at oral skills. In (Kangxi 19), in Yangzhou, a friend came to the apartment with a cat. I didn't come back until I finished drinking. Guo Qi invited him to play tricks and set up a screen on the right side of the seat without lighting candles. Guo sat behind the screen, and the two sides listened.
For a long time, silence. Rarely, flocks of chickens crow and their voices are different. I heard my father calling his son, "It's almost dawn, so I can kill pigs." When his son began to feed the pigs in the pigsty, he heard the pigs fighting for food and eating. His father was cooking soup and pouring water into the fire. His son pricked a pig, and the pig was pricked, ground, killed, killed, bled and skinned, which was very unpleasant. The father also called his son: "It's sunny, you can sell it." When you hear the case of meat, you can hear the voices of buying and selling money, including pig heads, dirty bellies and meat. Controversial, four seats were silent with a loud (huā). (Excerpted from "New Knowledge at the Beginning of Jade, Cats in China")
Translation:
There is a man named Guo Maoer in Yangzhou who is good at ventriloquism. During the Kangxi period of Qing Dynasty, when I was in Yangzhou, a good friend came to my residence with Guo Maoer. After three glasses of wine, Guo Maoer stood up and asked his master to allow him to offer him a little skill to entertain him. Guo Maoer then set up a screen on the right side of the banquet, sat behind the screen without putting lights or lighting candles, and everyone was quiet, waiting for the performance to begin.
There was no sound for a long time. After a while, many chickens screamed, and each chicken's voice had its own characteristics. After a while, I heard my father call his son and say, "It's almost dawn, you can kill the pig." After getting up, my son went to the pigsty to feed the pigs. I heard a group of pigs scramble for food, and his father boiled water and poured water into the kitchen. Not long after, the teenager tied a pig, and the screams when the pig was tied, the sound of his son sharpening his knife to kill the pig, the sound of the pig being killed and bleeding, and the sound of scalding pig hair were clearly audible. Finally, the father said to his son, "It's already dawn, so you can sell it." I heard the sound of putting meat on the chopping board, and then I heard the sound of counting money when buying and selling pork. Some people buy pig heads, pig offal and pork. Just as everyone was arguing endlessly, suddenly there was a bang and everything was quiet.