1. The waiter said, "It's my pleasure to serve you, sir." Mr. Wang said, "How happy are you?"

Attendant: "What can I do for you?" "Yes, can you pay for it?"

A foreigner is looking for a restaurant in the street. Look at the door: beef noodles, large rows of noodles, simple meals. Write it down, then go in and say to the waiter: Hello, give me a bowl of "cow shit".

Customer: "This hamburger is too small. I ordered a big hamburger! " Attendant: "This is the big hamburger, but it is smaller from a distance."

5. "It's my treat today. What do you like to eat? " "Lobster and sea crab can. I like to eat with shells. " "Oh, waiter, delicious melon seeds."

When I was in college, I often went door-to-door to sell. One day I asked a buddy who sells facial cleanser: What do you usually use to wash your face? The buddy replied: water. The salesman asked again: besides water? A: Hands.

7. Customer: "Is there anything wrong with the price on this menu?" Attendant: "No, we just used a new monetary unit-sky-high price."

8. Customer: "This noodle I ordered is too hard. Can you change it for me? " Attendant: "Sorry, this face is a smart face. It will automatically adjust the hardness according to your chewing strength. "

9. An IT manager walked into a ramen restaurant and asked: Do you need customers? The interface seems a little old. The boss is stupefied: the face is usually the buddy side, and the client side is needed when busy. The interface ... the interface must be fresh, but the ribs were yesterday.

10, the waiter asked me whether to cut the pizza into 4 or 8 portions, and I said, "I can't eat 4 or 8 portions."