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The host of the blind date sketch 1 New Year sketch (blind date)

Scene: family living room, dining table, chair, sofa.

Kevin Z (homophonic "political commissar")

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Wang Gui (Xiaohui Dad)

Wang Gui: "This year's Year of the Tiger is unusual. There is a new atmosphere at home. My daughter has been lurking for more than a year, carrying the old man; This is embarrassing. I don't know what that young man looks like. "

Xiaohui: "It's really hard to find a good man nowadays. Talented people are ugly, handsome people earn less, earn more regardless of their families, promising people are not romantic, romantic people are unreliable, and reliable people are timid. The boyfriend is good, promising and reliable. Dad, where are you whispering? Hurry up and pack up, people will come soon. "

Wang Gui: "This living room is very clean. What are you packing? "

Xiaohui: "I asked you to clean up. You look sloppy. You are a sloppy king. "

Wang Gui: "Is it bad for me? I am dressed appropriately, natural and graceful, and I am blue-hearted and misspelled. "

Xiaohui: "Dad, my daughter wants to discuss something with you. You have been a mom and dad for so many years, and now your daughter is getting married ~ I want to help you find a wife! "

Wang Gui: "Dad sent you a message: you don't need a receiver to answer the phone-hands-free."

Xiaohui: "In other people's homes, the old people yearn for yellow love, and their children oppose turning their faces. In my family, my father doesn't want to find a wife, and my daughter wants to choose a stepmother. "

Wang Gui: "Daughter, your father and I are healthy and advanced in thinking. Although the years of burning passion have passed, we are also eager to find a sincere woman who speaks the same language. It's difficult to cheat so many marriages now! " So, again, no hands. "

Xiaohui: "Once that daughter gets married, you can't live in such a big house by yourself."

Wang Gui: "All right! Let me talk about you first. What about that young man? "

Xiaohui: "He is sincere and kind to me."

Wang Gui: "How old?"

Xiaohui: "We are the same age."

Wang Gui: "Is he a soldier?"

Xiaohui: "Oh, Dad. Why do you always ask if it's xx? You want me to find a soldier so badly. "

Wang Gui walked to the door.

Wang Gui: Sit down, young man.

Kevin Z: "XX has regulations and can't say."

Xiaohui: "My dad asked you to sit down."

Kevin Z: "Hey!" (plops to the ground)

Wang Gui: "What's the matter?"

Xiaohui: "Are you all right?"

Kevin Z: "nothing, like the nature of our work, we don't usually sit very much." I'm not used to sitting like this. "

Wang Gui: "Oh, you must often train with your troops."

Kevin Z: "Yes, our stay is one day."

Wang Gui: "So this leg doesn't hurt?"

Kevin Z: "My leg doesn't hurt, but my arm hurts." (making spoon gestures)

Wang Gui: "What training subject is this?"

Kevin Z quickly explained: "Ah ~ ~ This is ~ muscle training." (Do another bodybuilding action)

Wang Gui: "Oh, which xx are you in?"

Kevin Z: "What xx, just ~"

Xiaohui cleared the mulberry.

Kevin Z straightened up and said, "xx has rules and can't say."

Wang Gui: "Oh, what are you mainly responsible for in xx?"

Kevin Z: "Let's do it ~"

Xiaohui cleared his throat again.

Kevin Z: "XX has regulations and can't say."

Wang Gui: "When are you and Xiaohui going to get married?"

Kevin Z: "XX has regulations and can't say."

Xiaohui burst out laughing.

Wang Gui: "xx even keeps this secret."

M: Young friends, in this beautiful season, with those expectant eyes, we meet at Lujia.

Female: Lujia Town Single Youth Association, co-sponsored by Lujia Town Youth League Committee and Lujia Town College Students Association, will provide you with more pleasant exchange opportunities.

M: I sincerely hope that everyone can find your love in this bright sunshine and fresh air.

W: Today's activity is divided into three parts. The first section is "show yourself, don't keep it", including the early stage of marriage and telling the truth.

M: Just now, when everyone entered the stadium, our staff had already given them number plates. We call the numbers on the number plate "Destiny", which is abbreviated as numbers. Every young man and woman has a number that belongs to you.

W: During the activity, we will randomly draw numbers according to ourselves to determine the participants in various activities. Please stick your number in a conspicuous position on your body, remember the number of the opposite sex with the best impression, and actively promote communication.

M: The first link of the first section, "First Marriage", will begin immediately.

W: First of all, let's see if any of the young men and women who joined the fraternity today fell in love at first sight.

Man: If so, please come out generously. ...

W: If not, we will ask the staff to extract the serial number of fate to help everyone get married.

M: Young man xx, young woman xx, please step forward boldly. Please stand in a line and shake hands. "We got married from the beginning."

Woman: Whether active or passive, if the marriage is successful at the beginning, please stand here and find out first.

Man: Well, we have ... young people who are married for the first time. Let's congratulate them.

W: Then don't be discouraged by the young men who haven't got married yet. You still have many opportunities to show yourself. You can take the initiative to invite young women to participate in our' game' in the next section.

M: Let's enter the "confession" link. Young people who just got married have already met each other after preliminary communication in front of the stage. So, I'm giving you a chance to express your feelings now. What do you want to say to him? You must say what you want to say most now. ...

W: After the first section, the young people who joined the fraternity have got to know each other. How to learn more, then we will lead you into the second section of today's fraternity, "Roulette, Come Together".

M: Actually, it's really not an easy process for two people to come together from recognition.

W: Yes, it is inevitable that there will be friction when two people get along. So I think the key to solving the problem is not the problem itself, but whether the two sides have an inclusive attitude to tolerate each other. Then the first game we are going to play today is called "Love Thinking".

M: OK, let's introduce the rules of the game. Within a minute, men and women will cooperate to blow balloons. This person will be responsible for holding the blown balloon. The winner who gets the most balloons will get souvenirs from the town youth league Committee.

W: OK, please let young men and women take part in the competition voluntarily. If not, we will ask the staff to take out the men and women who participated in the game. Please welcome young man xx and young woman xx.