In fact, the language of the ancients is also very lively. Although people in Xialiba talk so happily and directly, Chun Xue is not all natural.
Newlyweds are one of the four happy events in life, and it is natural for intellectuals to leave messages. This form of couplets is also harmonious, and naturally it is a very popular form of writing.
The ancients can also write some dirty couplets in the articles on moral rectification, which is simply the predecessor of today's jokes, and it makes people laugh. Now I'm going to copy some pictures to make readers smile.
Some people are newly married, and some people give couplets: flowing water, birds singing; The bend of Liu Yin Road is authentic. Here, "flowers wither" and "birds sing" are used for newlyweds, and their extensive metaphors need not be revealed, which is well known. Ha ha.
There are also couplets that ridicule: the grass is growing and the rabbit is falling; The flowers are scattered and the birds are singing and dancing. This looks very literary, but it's actually a bit dirty.
The bride and groom are both school graduates, and someone wrote such a couplet: Jiao Mao is a student in tea, laughing and taking off his blue shirt to try gymnastics.
Also ridiculed the United States: the state affairs are difficult, and the bed is not allowed to sleep; At the right time, the stage is an excellent place to create heroes.
There is also such a couplet: how can we make progress without destroying it? Great conflicts have feelings.
There is also this: the policy goes directly to the central government, and the group is on the same stage.
Hua Dan, who is singing opera, is newly married. Someone wrote a couplet like this: An Neng could see that I was a man or a woman, wanted to spend a lot of time on a gold cup, made a pink look, and married someone else; After all, our body and mind are good, and we should not let the gourd live and die and give up the right path.
A math teacher got married and his classmates gave him a pair of couplets: Metaphysics must start with triangle, measurement and geometry.
Of course, none of the above pictures are as interesting as the folk couplets during the Anti-Japanese War.
During the Anti-Japanese War, some people wrote couplets and presented them to newlyweds: the army entered Niangziguan and the hero fought bravely; When the cannon hit Pearl Harbor, the beauty was frightened. Literally, it is about the two major battles of Niangziguan and Pearl Harbor in World War II. However, the "beauty" here can also be understood as "American", but it is obviously meaningless and a bit dirty when applied to newlyweds.