1.-Sweet in the mouth, hard in the heart, stay and roll from now on, or endure, or be hard, or roll.
2. LX: I got the marriage certificate on August 24th. I hope we will be happy forever.
I am your little friend, and you are my fried rice with eggs.
I always think it's best to invite you to dinner when I have no money.
5. Auntie won't be lonely when she comes for five or six days every month?
6. Say "I love you" without conscience. Say "I don't love you" without conscience.
7. When I wash my hair, I always like to catch my hair in all kinds of children's paper.
I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.
9. Please shrink your body and leave gracefully.
10. I admit that I am shorter than you, but if you laugh at me for it, I will cut off your head to level the gap between us.
1 1. If I had such a woman, she would stick to me like Spongebob did to Patrick.
12. The sea is wide enough for fish to jump and the drum to break.
13. I want to be close to you on a sunny day and turn my troubles into bubbles.
14. If you think I have any questions, please tell me. .....................................................................................................................................................
15. It's funny to say that I betrayed without any evidence! ! !
16. People who like me or hate me. There are only eight words I can do for you: heart for heart, heart for heart. That's what I am.
17. No matter how strong a man is, he will be defeated by a bitch.
18. homework. Let's break up. We are not suitable. Really.
19. You should learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .
20. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.
2 1. Give me a smile, little girl, give me a smile.
22. Boys don't understand, and girls' best friends have to go to the bathroom together.
You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.
24.# Only when you are entangled will you never forget it.
25. There is a kind of anxiety that the computer is stuck and QQ keeps ringing.
26. jealous? Envy? Hate it? Anyway, it's not yours, okay?
27. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shamelessness is eternal.
You can send me flowers, but don't fall in love with me
29. Men, just like menstruation, miss it and think about it, and get bored with it.
30. roll, keep rolling for me; Go away, as far as your thoughts are; Roll, roll as far as possible forever;
3 1. At the parent-teacher conference, I felt that the furthest distance in the world was not between life and death, but when my mother-in-law stood in front of you, you could only call her aunt.
32. No one can crush you. It's just that you gave up on yourself.
33. How can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, cold war and divorce.
34.╰つ゛ Tanabata is here, and there is a feeling that I want to go out and break up couples tomorrow.
35. Good friends don't talk to each other, not because ... they all talk about others together.
36. I went out to eat with my friends today, accidentally swallowed the soup and sprayed it all over the table. Everyone must look at me. I am embarrassed.
37. Don't ask me where I come from, I came out of my mother's stomach.
38. Although people are not things, living means buying things and eating.
39. You can be proud of being a man. You should be proud.
40. Long-term acquisition of all kinds of idle women and girls, with large quantity discount and negotiable price.
4 1. Can I love you? Can you love me?
42. If you are popular, my name is Hua Chenyu.
43. Contacts that don't aim at marriage are hooligans.
44. A threesome must have my wife. Choose a beautiful one and take it away.
45. I won't open my eyes and watch you jump into the fire pit. I will close my eyes.
46. [I like to fantasize that I am the role of a story before going to bed]
47. I feel that I am still single in August 13 Tanabata! !
48. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.
49. I have a wish since I was a child. When I get rich in the future, I want to be the principal of an idiot school and abuse you old people to death.
50. What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly? Get rid of the baby and get back to work!