2. Impulse is the devil!
3. The pig hits the tree, you hit the pig, you rear-end!
It is unscientific to look at a woman all her life, and it is easy to see the disease.
5. Higher vocational education is not as good as high salary, high salary is not as good as long life, and long life is not as good as happiness.
6. This is a discussion between patients about diseases. What are you meddling in?
7. It is difficult for rich people to have no money.
8. If you want to live a decent life, you are not afraid to take some green on your back. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles!
9. The basketball player is Yao Ming, and the house at home has no roof; The sketch actor Pan Changjiang, the house is like a water tank.
10. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Decoration is inseparable from the yellow sledgehammer. You smash this house and that house, I'll smash whoever I want.
1 1. This style is very unique. Isn't it six plus seven?
12. Why not play cards according to the routine?
13. Go your own way and make your ex-wife regret it!
14. You can treat your husband as a handyman during the day, but don't treat him as a handyman at night.
15. It's fate to turn around and sell for a year! I learned it from a pit, thank you! Horizontal approval is: self-taught!
16. Changing the door is not to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent decoration.
17. People say marriage is a conductor. I have been a semiconductor for 20 years. Why didn't I call?
18. People in the city belong to honeycomb briquette, and they are all thoughtful.
19. You respect me one foot, I respect you one foot, respect others' personality, and set a good example!
20. high-end, high-end is to make you happy to be fooled. Now developers say peeing is a hot spring.
2 1. Your disfigurement equals plastic surgery!
22. Shit! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
23. Suddenly the sea is vast, and turning back is the shore.
24. Jesus Christ. Earth! Which angel sister gave me this tone!
25. It's hard for rich people to have no money!
26. Married men know that at home, the daughter-in-law is the Commission for Discipline Inspection.
27. I'd rather believe in ghosts than people!
28. In those days, your face was like a peeled egg. Now, your face is like pickled garlic.
29. If you don't get the favor of lesbians, you will be hurt.
30. There are rows of girls around you, and Master Bao will be a success!
3 1. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really loved finally broke up, and everything we mixed together finally reunited.
32. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he won't come and that he will mess around.
33. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!
I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I've had enough.
The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.
36. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
37. Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.
38.？ Love "is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from? Sick " Change, the second half is taken from? Sick " Country. "
39. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. They will all be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. No one knows anyone, and they have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.
40.2008 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!
4 1. The most touching thing my father said: study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, but now he plays mahjong 10 yuan for you to learn. "
42. Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky Tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! Make sure you don't lose money
43. As we get older, we have less and less time left. We used to talk about the weather, but now we talk about seconds. Next, I'm going to take her out to travel, take a walk in a bigger city and go to Tieling.
44. It's getting late, there are many people, and you are not young. It's time to take an IQ test!
45. You ran over your leg on the train track. The Yangtze River and the Yellow River have drunk water and kissed fools. The spring breeze is blowing and the drums are ringing. Who am I afraid of, Boss Zhao?
46. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
47. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!
I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
49. You never know who inadvertently said goodbye to you and then really disappeared.
50. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
5 1. Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first!